Monday, April 27th 2009

You Learn Something New Every Day: Animal-Style Fries At In-N-Out

I'm originally from Southern California, so In-N-Out is the native food of my people. Whenever I go back, I slip on my scuba gear and dive into the middle of a double double. I don't ever come out. I just smother myself in its deliciousness until my caca even smells like something off of their menu.

Because I consider a serious In-N-Out-aholic, I'm a little ashamed to admit that I've never heard of fries animal-style. It's not on the menu, so you have to ask for it. Now, I've eaten a cheeseburger animal-style, but didn't even know you could get that mess on your fries. I didn't know until a reader we'll call Rachel let me in on the secret today.

Just like the burger, they top the fries with melted cheese, grilled onions and gallons of Thousand Island dressing. After staring at this picture, I don't know whether to bite at my screen or cry into a toilet. It kind of looks like something you'd find in the dumpster outside of an abortion clinic. Like something Vadge would smear her face with. I think I see something moving. That's never stopped me before, so as soon as I land back in my homeland in a few months, I will drive up to an In-N-Out and ask for my fries abortion-style.

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:18pm.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:15pm.
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Ignore teh random comment on this post:)

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Submitted by TEE on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:18pm.

@ talula, I've had my share of fatty moments, its just so irritating when you order something and you're craving it and they bring the wrong efing thing!! HAHAHA Love it!

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Submitted by SeH on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:18pm.

The sauce on those fries reminds me of the pile of vomit I saw at the gas station pump earlier today...

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Submitted by S_G on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:18pm.

The dressing looks like the same sauce you get when buy the big deep fried onion at a steakhouse.

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Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:17pm.

Looks good, but Im not a 1000 Island lovers, so I dont think I would get it with that, add some bacon or chopmeat and Im there.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:17pm.

This is giving me dinner ideas LOL We're eating HEALTHY tonight!

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:17pm.

Submitted by Talula: "...One time my husband went to get In N Out and he forgot to get my fries animal style, so I threw his fries in the garbage..."

Girl, I don't know who you are, but I like you!

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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:16pm.

Poutine is sounds waaaaaaaaay better. You canadians sluts know what im talking about!

this just looks like a big mac sweated its 'special sauce' on it

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:16pm.

Kinda lost me with the dressing. Now if you added, as iHeartHaters suggests, bacon and cheese (bleu? even bettah!), I'd be all over those fuckers. Mmmmm.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:15pm.

P.S. Spot the random comment on this post...

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Submitted by Talula on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:15pm.

I get animal style fries all the time, and, recently they've started charging extra. I also get extra spread. One time my husband went to get In N Out and he forgot to get my fries animal style, so I threw his fries in the garbage. One of the fattest moments of my life!

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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:15pm.

blech. it looks like vomit. beeYUUKE

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Submitted by Troll lover on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:14pm.

I have seen mauling

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:14pm.

Michael K, when you get married to Cooper, we will all chip in for the In N Out catering.

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Submitted by Agie on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:13pm.

great now I want one.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:13pm.

Why did MK post a pic of what the hound yakked up last night?

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Submitted by booboo on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:13pm.

mmmm. i had some yesterday :)

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:13pm.

I am on my yearly detox week, living from fruits, veg and water.

A-HAHAHAHAHA!

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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:12pm.

Well Shit MK! I was gonna try those until you said this: It kind of looks like something you'd find in the dumpster outside of an abortion clinic. Like something Vadge would smear her face with. I think I see something moving.......

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

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Submitted by TEE on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:12pm.

Mk, these are the best, uugh driving my ass tonight to one! SOOO GOOD!

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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:12pm.

what iheart said

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:10pm.

I don't give a fuck, that looks yummy right now, except for the Thousand Island dressing or whatever sauce that is on top. Bacon, cheese & taters? I'm there dude.

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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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