Monday, April 27th 2009
Bark At The Moon
Small woodland countries and birds already stay away from Mary-Kate Olsen, because she's an evil little troll who has been known to pick at them with her claws and chew on their nails. But now you can add bats to the list of creatures who aren't flying near that bitch, because she has the face of the Prince of Darkness. Seriously, MK is one chewed-off-bat-head away from becoming a tiny Ozzy Osbourne.
Here's Ozzy Olsen riding through the East Village in NYC yesterday with her boyfriend, Duckie from Pretty In Pink (aka Nate Lowman).
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Wow take a good look at that lethargic dirty hipster she's with.. His t-shirt isn't even that ironic.
OMG I was totally thinking Ozzy. You are one of the funniest people alive!!!
Who the fuck dresses these people?
The Lennon glasses are ultra lame.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
If Ozzy and Jan Hooks had a secret love child, this would be the product.
Religion: Dlisted!
Um she looks like Ozzy Osborne...?
hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a young man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****SugarMommaCupid.***COM ****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.
Lose the glasses honey. John Lennon's spirit will thank you for it.
And that dude looks like a major limp-wrist. Look at the way he rests his hands on the handle bars of his hipster bike? What a pussy.
I thought they both looked like chimps as babies, I could not understand how everyone thought they were adorable.
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Dick happens! - MK
I recall thinking they looked like lizards as kids & she still has that look...
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Good God! This is one ugly person
John Lennon looks great as a blonde!
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AAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
That right there made my flippin day!
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ive said it b4 and ill say it again "scary beyond all reason!"
This just proves my point:
fucking gnomes/trolls/sprites ain't all it's cracked up to be!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Shouldn't Trollsen be in a Gingerbread house, trying to eat Hansel and Gretel? Oh, wait. She doesn't eat.
Good LORD, what in the fuckity FUCK happened THERE???
Well...besides a solid 6 or 7 years of coke, booze and pills...
Men must be thinking about her money when they do her, 'cause she is not attractive.
...ok, I' m just think'in; that big ole gap where's there no hair, how's about she plants basil on that baren forehead - sweet basil, oh yum it smells so good! - and later harvests it and uses it for some dyno marinara sauce..
..ya I'mm shitfaced... and talkin' shit....what the hell time is it anyway?...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...
LOL, MK, you're a hoot!! And a genius!!
People smoke cigarettes, talk on their phone, etc. whilst cycling here. At least we have bike lanes but still.
how the fuck is this homely cunty troll still revelant?!
@icedcoffee:
Oh, honey, please, the only person to blame for Heath's overdose is Heath.
"honey"....you obviously didn't get my tongue in cheek sense of humor, but that's ok. Not everyone on this site has a sense of humor. Why they are here, then, I have no idea.
...a couple of more years and this Trollsen will be the spokeshole for the hair club for men ( and bitches)...hell, look at that 50 cent size bald spot she's sportin' already...one word bitch - Rogaine...does it work with ano-alopecia?... anybody know?...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...
I almost spit chili all over my screen when this came up.
Totally off topic but I watched a 'Golden Girls' marathon tonight and they showed the episode where Dorothy gets married and leaves; I almost started bawling...
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:19pm.
Judging by my groupies, all you need is a vagina and a drinking problem.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:03pm.
Like you haven't wanted to be filed under groupies. Or pretty much anythinged under a pile of groupies.
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You know, I've always wondered, is there like a certain level of hotness or doablity one has to achieve in order to be a groupie, or do the rockstars or whatever just either get so drunk that they don't care, or they get so psyched at the fact that they're getting some pussy that they don't care? I don't know about these things!
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I laughed out loud at the title of this post. Another moment of brilliance by Michael K.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:03pm.
Like you haven't wanted to be filed under groupies. Or pretty much anythinged under a pile of groupies.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
"This is that troll that had something to do with Heath Ledger's overdose."
Oh, honey, please, the only person to blame for Heath's overdose is Heath.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:57pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:27pm.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:22pm.
Dude she looks EXACTLY like fucking Ozzie in the first pic. Damn.
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Or like something that Ozzy pooped.
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BWAHAHAHA or something Kelly puked up.
o.k.... i know i always come in late, but... come on!... just file her under... every Ozzy groupie in history.. but, be careful.. Sharon may pull your/my hair out just for this thought!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:27pm.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:22pm.
Dude she looks EXACTLY like fucking Ozzie in the first pic. Damn.
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Or like something that Ozzy pooped.
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BWAHAHAHA or something Kelly puked up.
This is that troll that had something to do with Heath Ledger's overdose. I am going to personally kick this little troll's nonexistent ass for that. This tiny gnome should have freakin' overdosed, not Heath! And what the hell is she doing on a bicycle, shouldn't she be under a bridge somewhere?
OMG, I *just* saw that Ozzie Osbourne, "Prince of Darkness" commercial, and I LMAO...she does look EXACTLY like him!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:22pm.
Dude she looks EXACTLY like fucking Ozzie in the first pic. Damn.
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Or like something that Ozzy pooped.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Dude she looks EXACTLY like fucking Ozzie in the first pic. Damn.
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I'd make fun of her hair, but one of the idiots from yesterday might accuse me of reverse racism for not making fun of Oprah's hair. Damn.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I've liked the Olsens since I was about two. Reading all these comments makes me ashamed about it hahahah. I'm such a loser! But I do agree she should learn how to brush her hair.
last.fm
"Lookit me! I'm cool! I'm hip! I wear John Lennon glasses and a rosary which automatically makes me totally counterculture despite being an ugly little runt with a bazillion dollars!"
Seriously, this picture DOES make me think of that old saying about wolfsbane. She needs to drop the whole faux-hipster thing. (Fipster?)
isn't the crucifix a little too hipster?
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by harikaributterknife on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:25pm.
Off-topic...someone's saying on another forum that possibly Jane Seymour is deceased. Anyone k~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She is not dead. Another Jane Seymour died in 1534 me thinks.
They are breaking every bicycle rule in the book in these photos. I know of THREE people who have been hit while cycling in NYC. And one fucking DIED.
I can't believe these douchebags didn't get hit. They totally deserve to, just for ignoring basic common sense and thinking that they're pedaling along a back country road. It's fucking MANHATTAN.
She's a billionaire, and she doesn't own a comb. I call bullshit.
the troll's boyfriend is gifted i see...i'm amazed at how he's able to peddle and take a sip from his starbuck's icy coffee blend at the same time...
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Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee
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You say potato, I say vodka!
Every year hundreds of bikers get hit by those crazy NY motorists. And this hideous gnome is allowed to go unharmed. It's a proof she has compacted with Satan.
That is a hilariously spot-on tag, MK!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?