The Triumphant Return Of Hottie!!!
I'm sure that during your morning bowel movement, you asked yourself, "I wonder what Hottie, the trick who microwaved raw chicken, from Flavor of Love is up to?" Well, ask and you shall receive. Hottie has covered up her naturally blonde locks, reeled in her "STAINS on crack" eyes and stripped down to serenade you with her version of "Amazing Grace."
During the first minute, I think she's passing a few basketball-sized kidney stones through her pee-hole, but then she really throws her hands on the casket and gets right into it. And when she does, I feel like I need to pass a kidney stone. I mean, she should not be doing that. People are trying to sleep!
If you make it to the end of the clip and have the urge to "learn more about this artist" by e-mailing her, please e-mail Jesus instead, because you need help!
delusional bitch!
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OMG where the f8ck is Simon when you need him?
WHAT THE MOTHER EFFIN EFF WAS THAT?
she sounds like a wanna be Diamanda Galas
o.O
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
If I watched myself on television with that Carrot Top-coloured, sorry-ass weave, flammable, cheap-behind dresses that barely cover my big, horribly floppy, irretrievable "breasts" throwing myself at Flavor Flav, I'd find Jesus, too. Or more likely, I'd self-medicate with lots of weed.
Ooops! "comb-over"
I especially liked her come-over at the end of her inspiring video.
Good godfather wretched wretch! She's no fucking Susan Boyle is she.
If there is no tumble off a coffee table at the end of this shit, I'm going to feel very ripped off.
Now that song "Marty Feldman Eyes" is stuck in my head.
God, I almost peed myself in terror when I saw this bug-eyed bitch. I was just scrolling, minding my business, and BAM!
And that audio sounds like a fuckin cow trying to push out a hard grass turd. I'm too ADD for all this fuckery so only made it 40 secs. in.
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Dear Jesus:
Please save us by putting her out of her misery.
In your precious name,
Amen.
holy shit, why the fuck is this hooka the very first post on the second page?!! i almost clawed my eyeballs out because I was not expecting that...*shudders*
I've never seen boobies that are so.....flap! Like pancakes!
Oh, and the whining? What drug is she on?
She needs to pull her wig forward a little.
WTF is wrong with her tits?? Did they originate from her neck???
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Every time I look at her, all I can think about is that episode of charm school where Pumpkin finds a pair of Hottie's crusty panties & stretches them out onto the bed's headboard for the world to see. Yuck.
Love her eyes!
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
lol gia, looks like we were thinking of the same thing. Is your avatar Allison from Next Top Model?
I was waiting for her eyeballs to pop out like that woman does in that nasty video that I have to look away from.
As horrendous as that was, I think underneath all that indulgent crap she may actually have a voice that could be trained with extensive hours of voice lessons.
She looks like she could also maybe train herself to pop her eyeballs out like this woman...
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/253546/1925794
"Stains on crack eyes" - this is why I love MK. I swear, the more I read this site, the funnier it gets. It's like Arrested Development - - there's stuff that's just flat-out funny to any random observer, but then there's stuff that's EVEN FUNNIER, but that you only get if you've been the show's/site's bitch for a while and know the back story.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:55am.
Here I was thinking, "no way the actual SINGING could be worse than the howling at the beginning"; I hate when I disappoint myself. Is this chick for real? I had to stop it.
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RIGHT??!?! that was definitely not something to wake up to.
lol nah, i got impatient with the wailing and skipped to see if she would actually start singing
Submitted by sjsmitty on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 10:09am
You made it to the end? Wow
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by JoMama on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:20am.
i had to laugh at the 'killing a bag of baby cows'!!
what was up with the zoom in on that doll at the end?!
WTF; when you go to Youtube she has the NERVE to call herself an "acclaimed Kennedy Center Performer"...in what life?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
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The luckiest person in the room is the corpse, and I am shocked they didn't reach up and close the coffin lid.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
"EXTRAVAGANZA ALAGANZAA!!!!!"
You are too give this tramp any play. Stop it immediately or i will have to submit you to the damn fat-back flu.
Yikes! It is like Chuckie mated with a Cabbage Patch Doll and she was the result.
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Here I was thinking, "no way the actual SINGING could be worse than the howling at the beginning"; I hate when I disappoint myself. Is this chick for real? I had to stop it.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Inexcusable.
This woman claimed to be descended from Malagasy royalty. This almost makes sense, as her eyes are rather like those of a lemur.
complete & total mess.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:14am.
Those eyes seem to indicate a thyroid condition.
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LOL You just reminded me of the recent urbandictionary word of the day: Dr. Google
We do that shit all the time on dlisted!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:18am.
Yes, after the yowling. She finally gets to the singing almost halfway through the video.
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Those eyes seem to indicate a thyroid condition.
And OT: Do soap operas really start at 10:00 am? My god!
I thought y'all were exaggerating, comparing her to someone in labor or shitting a brick, but you were not!
And I tried, but I did not hear "Amazing Grace". All I heard was vocal acrobatics.
Is she referred to as "Hottie", in quotation marks?
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She has a really pretty voice - she just has no idea how to use it. Or when...? WTF is she doing? It makes me laugh cuz it's the kind of stuff I do in the shower.
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You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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The main pic startled me! Freak-o-rama.
The church must be super forgiving people. Because after only listening to this monstrosity I do want to turn the other cheek and run the fuck out of the room.
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Expecting my third in October.
*sigh* After the excitement of yesterday I just don't think I can even be bothered to get out of bed today. *sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a young man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****SugarMommaCupid.***COM ****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.
holy shit, since Jim Henson died, they're making ugly fucking muppets!
and that song makes me want to put her to sleep. forever.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I made similar noises when I was giving birth to my son.
And, I believe I had similar facial expressions
Holy fuckanutter what was that???? She is truly a poster child for birth control.
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You say tomato, I say fuck you
That main photo is absolutely frightening.
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Dick happens! - MK
Is she okay? Hammer please help her - and I mean a real hammer - not MC Hammer - Hit her with the hammer - hard a couple of times!
thankfully i'm on a computer with no sound...and in this instance, i wish i had no eyes...
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