The Triumphant Return Of Hottie!!!
I'm sure that during your morning bowel movement, you asked yourself, "I wonder what Hottie, the trick who microwaved raw chicken, from Flavor of Love is up to?" Well, ask and you shall receive. Hottie has covered up her naturally blonde locks, reeled in her "STAINS on crack" eyes and stripped down to serenade you with her version of "Amazing Grace."
During the first minute, I think she's passing a few basketball-sized kidney stones through her pee-hole, but then she really throws her hands on the casket and gets right into it. And when she does, I feel like I need to pass a kidney stone. I mean, she should not be doing that. People are trying to sleep!
If you make it to the end of the clip and have the urge to "learn more about this artist" by e-mailing her, please e-mail Jesus instead, because you need help!
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What the eff?
Holy shit, why did I click on the video? Is she singing a funeral hymn for her lost chest?
There was nothing amazing or graceful about that.
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This place has got everything.
Mama, she scares me!!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
She must have a mirror in front of her and caught a glimpse of that tit cavern that is supposed to be a cleavage. I'd be making that face too!
I only made it to :29, but it sounds like she's:
1. Having a really tough bowel movement
2. Having an epileptic fit
3. Transforming into the Hulk
4. Imitating a retarded person (but you don't go "full retard" (/Tropic Thunder)
5. Killing a bag of baby cows
6. All of the above
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Made it about 45sec. till the dogs started barking.
Her cleavage looks like it needs a good scrubbing.
Awesome. In so many ways.
W. T. F. ?
Is there a plate of cupcakes just out of frame?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
When my dog starts to howl, I know it's ehnough. Does she actually sing Amazing Grace?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Ugh. Judging by her cleavage, if she takes her bra off, I'm thinking her boobs end up somewhere south of her belly button.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK