Jacko Is Always Prepared
I've always made fun of Jacko by saying that he only wears a mask, because if he doesn't his nose will pop off and roll into the gutter never to be heard from again. Look who's having the last fucking laugh now! Well, he's probably just laughing on the inside, because he laughs on the outside his nose will pop off and roll.....you know the rest.
While sucio pigs are going crazy infecting us all with their stank, Jacko is keeping calm, because he knew this was coming. We're the ones who look like asses now. Jacko knows it all.
On the real, he has no idea what swine flu is, right? Shit, does he even have any idea he's still living on planet earth? Jacko is permanently on "David After Dentist" mode.
Here's Jacko with his children, who are paying homage to Eyes Wide Shut, shopping at Ed Hardy in West Hollywood yesterday.
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Instead of trying to look like LaToya, he's trying to look like Gumby?
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Those are his biological kids? PuLease.
Blue eyed & light skin, w/ being half black? Come on.
Regardless of how much bleaching he does, he was still be black. very sad he can't accept himself.
OH my, is that little Blanket there with the hair curling over his shoulders? How time flies! It seems like only yesterday that his wacko father was hanging him over a balcony!
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angel_i> Yeah, sorry. I edited that part out. My memory is not so good at the ripe old age of 35. :P
its ridiculous that people will pay obscene amounts of money to see the likes of him and Britney lip sync for a few hours.
Does anyone know the age difference between the first two and the youngest? From his features that I can see he almost looks like he might be a dwarf.
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oh please. michael J has always been a hypocondriac and a germaphobe. he wearing this outfit doesnt surprise me in the least
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Those poor kids. I bet Blanket wishes he had been dropped over that balcony.
"Eyes Wide Shut" is a movie written, produced and directed by Stains the dog!!
Not only is it what completely turned Tommy Girl over to the dark side but everytime I see that movie I run right to the glory holes at my local ABS.
The 2 asian dudes in the costume shop know how to party though!!!!!!
Ugh, seeing him with his lily-white kids just fucks me up inside. It's like his own personal twink factory. Fuck him.
Still crazy as ever.
Anybody who thinks this drug-addled wack-job will sing one note of one song in this upcoming tour is as crazy as he is.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:10pm.
Hehe. Just trying to spread some love!
I don't think it's gonna work.
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Aw! That's sweet! Of course it won't! But sweet, nonetheless:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:10pm.
Hehe. Just trying to spread some love!
I don't think it's gonna work.
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The unfortunate this about this freak, is the poor kids don't stand a chance at being normal. I mean WTF!!! They're getting to the age where they are finally going to say FUCK THIS but by then it'll be too late..the damage is done.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:08pm.
People in masks are wonderful!
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Ha! Did you get lost? This isn't the "Say Something Nice" thread...just in case:)
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People in masks are wonderful!
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Jackson says that Deborah wanted to give him children as a "gift."
In early 1996 she was artificially inseminated, possibly through IVF, though she refuses to talk about the details. Whether it was with Jackson's sperm or an anonymous donor's - more likely given the light-coloured skin of the children she produced - Rowe is not saying.
The couple married at the Sheraton Hotel in Sydney, Australia, in November 1996, when Rowe was six months pregnant with their son. The bride was 37, Jackson 38, and the best man was an eight-year-old boy.
Their marriage was consummated with a peck on the cheek from Jackson, who retired - without her - to another room. There's no evidence to suggest the couple ever had normal sexual relations. The newly-weds returned to LA, but never lived as husband and wife.
The original divorce settlement allowed her one visit every 45 days, though she later applied to the court herself to terminate her parental rights altogether, claiming it was in the children's best interests.
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Debbie said that the veils and masks for the kids were her idea, because she had had kidnap threats on the kids. She also admitted that the kids were conceived through artificial insemination. "Of course it was artificial insemination." -2/8/2008
Is Michael wearing a dress?
He and Madonna are the same age i think..crazy huh?
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Blanket be way over it.
Blanket needs his hair cut
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
"While sucio pigs are going crazy infecting us all with their stank"...............bawahahahahwhwahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha
Yes..we all know they are not his kids they are products of purchased sperm.
If you type "debbie rowe sperm" in google a ton of information will come up
They didn't actually find kiddie porn - they found legal porn. As far as I could tell, they could never prove that the kid wasn't guilty of rifling through his things - he often visited while Jacko wasn't home. And tended to allow them to run free.
"Mr. Jackson will freely admit that he does read girlie magazines from time to time," Mesereau said. "He absolutely does not show them to children."
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applejuice> He does! He looks spaced out. I just wish someone would cut that kid's hair! He looks like a little girl!
I don't think these are his bio. kids, either. 1. I find it hard to believe that this guy is not a virgin still considering how stunted he is maturity-wise. 2. I'm 99% convinced he's a pedo, so he's *probably* not interested in full-grown women. I believe the kids who came forward; the one kid was able to describe exactly what his peen looks like (ew) & also, when they searched Neverland, they found shady stuff so... 3. The kids look entirely Caucasian. What little we can see of them through these asinine masks.
As for why Mike is so white, I think he has viteligo...and then used skin bleach to even things out when it got to a certain point. Sad, but he's still a weirdo, and not the fun kin.
poor kids :( they will so rebel against mike's crazy ass when they grow up. they will burn all the fucking masks their dad made them wear.
having said that i love michael! well, not really....his music not him. *singing 'lookin' through the windoooooows*
mike is indeed on david after dentist mode. with all that surgery homeboy has had...he's still got some "medecine" left in his system.
Ahhaha! The Masters jacket. Michael must have mugged poor Angel Cabrera and taken his new coat!
I didn't realize that he had gone blind too....must have choosing that outfit! Or did he win the masters green jacket?
Does he think he is fooling anyone that any of those kids have a drop of his DNA?
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:20am.
All kinds of fucked up. WTF does he tell those kids about having to hide their faces all the time? And they are wearing faux school uniforms with MJ's initials on them?!! CREEP ASS!
ITA and what's up with the long hair on the boys, those are boys right?
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Do you think MJ's children are ashamed of or embarrassed by him or have they been convinced that their family's situation is perfectly normal? I wonder what kind of people they will be when they grow up? And, lastly, do they wear these masks at home? I certainly hope so.
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his kids are WHITE. No matter how much he has bleached his skin/whatever, his DNA is still of a black man. No way in hell are they his biological kids.
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"blanket" looks like he's having an out of body experience.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:48am.
The paparazzi are only around because of websites like DListed.
If you hated the paparazzi so much, then you wouldn't read gossip blogs.
By the way, if Jacko was so concerned about his children's privacy then he wouldn't have transformed himself into Dr. Frankenstein worst nightmare. Nothing says 'don't take my picture' like Mardi Gras masks and ill-fitting mint green jackets and Pokemon trousers.
And TAKE THE FUCKING FACE MASK OFF. Why does he even wear that mess anyway?
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I didn't know he won the Masters this year. What a talent.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:48am.
I love M.J. and good for him for not allowing paps to get pictures of his children. Fuck the paps all they do is spread lies and make peoples lives a living hell. M.J. was built up only to be brought down by the media, this is one story that gets me pissed.
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I tend to agree to an extent. People say he's up to no good but I never heard one good thing about the people who accused him in the first place. He said some inflammatory things but nothing that's really disturbing to ME. He could have been like that pedophile guy (some guy in politics) that chases down pedophiles with his lies but he was honest - just that weird honesty kinda took the heat off him for me...but really, he just took the shit for it and then he went away.
The last time I saw him without a mask on, 50 million people chased him around tryna get his picture. Maybe he's not smart, maybe he lets his kids pick their weird masks, maybe he's eccentric but that doesn't automatically make him bad.
And yeah - good for him for making their pictures worth a lot less money just for not being able to see those kids faces clearly.
The things that really disturb me is other stuff, like their names, the fact that he says they're his when they clearly are not (I'm sure he's adopted them, there are no legal issues apparently),and that thing with the balcony. SUPER dangerous and stoopit move. That being said, everyone does stoopit things sometimes - at least he didn't drop him...
But, seriously, as a parent I would be extremely frustrated by people tryna get at my kids all the time too.
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I look at those kids and think "no way in hell did he sperminate them".
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
MJ had a fucked-up childhood and he's fucking these kids up too. Their "mommy" Debbie Something, was paid a handsome fee for her "services" and has now fled the scene.
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WHAT A FUCKING WACK JOB. HE'S EVEN MORE FUCKED UP THAN I THOUGHT HE WAS. DO YOU THINK HIS KIDS WANT TO WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE FREAKS. HELL NO. HE IS MAKING THEM WEAR THOSE GODDAMN STUPID MASKS IN PUBLIC. WHAT A SHAME.
I love M.J. and good for him for not allowing paps to get pictures of his children. Fuck the paps all they do is spread lies and make peoples lives a living hell. M.J. was built up only to be brought down by the media, this is one story that gets me pissed. Sure homey is off the wall but we would all be if we had to live the life he has. And if picking on people like him gets your rocks off then you are pretty sick. Pick on people who deserve it, like people who choose to chew on swine and infect the world.
Now you can all pick on me for defending him but whatever Off The Wall is one of the best pop/r&b albums EVER. you cant fuck with M.J.
He has old white mans' hands...creepy.
I agree that those kids are one hundred percent not his spawn. So, who's the donor? And the women he hired out to breed them should spend every single day for the rest of their lives tortured about their well-being...hope the $$$ was worth that.
Those poor kids have their Academy of Batfuck Crazy And There Is No Hope For My Life uniforms on.
Submitted by CeeCee on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:44am.
3rd pic --where MJ is holding the newspapers. His son's eyes!! He should have got that fixed by now.
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Honestly, I think he's just looking sideways...in the next thumb with the three kids he looks fine...adn then the other one looks off....I think it's just weird moments captured...
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Anyone knows how Jacko became Caucasian?
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