Dylan McKay, He Is Not
Matthew Broderick is currently doing a play on Broadway, so I'm going to assume that those matching pubic hair triangles on his face have something to do with that. Because I don't know why he would do that just for shits. It makes him look even more like high school world history teacher with a serious case of shit breath who has been known to loiter around in the boy's locker room for way too long. That shit is not the look.
And Sarah Jessica Parker is not nuzzling for the cameras, she's sniffing at that extra hay on Matthew's face. She's fighting the urge to chew. Matthew better keep her stable door tightly shut at night or she may wander into his bed chamber to nibble at his pork chops. And we know he doesn't want that.
Here's Matthew and SJP at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of his movie Wonderful World last night.
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Gia, as per usual, I totally agree with you. I loved Patton Oswalt as Remy in "Ratatouille"! He just nailed it. Some of these voiceover people are too recognizable, and so the whole time you're hearing THEM and not the character. It's VERY distracting
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Thank you...So true! I LOVED "Ratatouille" and while watching "Despereaux" I commented to my husband how Patton, although we werent that familiar with him as an actor before Remy, was soooo perfect for Remy & how Matthew Broderick was so imperfect for Despereaux.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:14pm.
I loved Patton Oswalt as Remy in "Ratatouille"! He just nailed it. Some of these voiceover people are too recognizable, and so the whole time you're hearing THEM and not the character. It's VERY distracting.
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Garry Shandling and Ellen Degeneres as the two neurotic pigeons in Dr. Doolittle were instantly recognizable, yet perfect. That's the only exception I can think of. Most 'star' voice overs suck hard.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 2:17pm.
When did SJP begin dating Dan Aykroyd?
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I thought Neil Diamond.
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"Oh awesome. The ship sent us another Sawyer."
SJP is breaking my heart. Unless she is on X and didn't share with her husband, these pictures are a smorgasbord of body language that is so so sad. I haven't felt this bad for her since Mikhail Baryshnikov smacked the shit out of her in Paris.
She is trying to convey that all is copacetic in her marriage since the last thing we heard was he was parading a 19-year-old ho around in public celebrity hang-outs last fall. If things were really OK she wouldn't have to try so hard. I mean really, she looks like she has one of those remote control vibrators in her panties and he has the clicker.
He just looks at best embarassed by her fakeness and at worst completely uninterested in her emotions. If he was running one of those vibrators, he would have had alot more interest in the look on her face.
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My Little Pony Parker looks better with a darker mane; I'm also glad that she got that mole removed. I like them, but on her, it just made her look like Witchey Poo from "H.R. Puffenstuff."
they seem so fake
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:55am.
I guess working at a marriage means its a 'cover up cuz someone is gay' blah blah blah speculation gets tired after a while. I only like to deal with proof.
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Thanks for saying so - I agree.
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SJP and MB expecting twin girls by surrogate. Nice to know she can booze it up since she doesn't have to pony (har har) up the titty milk.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
so classic, so traditional...I'll bet they even sleep in seperate beds.
When did SJP begin dating Dan Aykroyd?
That look wasn't hot in 1900, and it ain't hot now. Damn, they are a plain couple. They look like they should be living on a small weedy farm somewhere, wearing jeans and boots 24-7.
And she's not even trying to make the nuzzle look like they give a crap about each other, just going through the motions because he probably got caught boinking the pool boy. He's not even noticing her, and she looks like she's smelling something bad.
I betcha they divorce within six months.
gia, the only cartoons with GOOD CELEB VOCALS are the Pixar ones, or foreign ones they dubbed and distributed. Tom Hanks, Christian Bale, Peter O'Toole, Billy Crystal, Ellen DeGeneres, even Owen Wilson. And Samuel L Jackson was brilliant (You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!").
Submitted by gia: "As an aside I watched "The Tale of Despereaux" (not THAT good) the other day & Matthew Broderick does the voice of the adorable lead mouse & it was totally miscast....They get these big names who are kind of sucky & they would be better off with popular, but less major actors who are actually good at doing that kind of shit."
Gia, as per usual, I totally agree with you. I loved Patton Oswalt as Remy in "Ratatouille"! He just nailed it. Some of these voiceover people are too recognizable, and so the whole time you're hearing THEM and not the character. It's VERY distracting.
Terriffic actors...both of them!
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So SJP dated Robert Downey Jr for years then married Matthew Brod.
She must have that krypotnite pussy.
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Looks like a case of jaundice. I'd like to see the whites of her eyes.
That man is starting to look like Neil Diamond!
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She's pregnant. Her face in the sixth thumbnail says it all. Plus, it's a band-aid baby for sure.
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I can't help it, I love me some Broderick, ever since Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
But this is naff - SJP is obviously trying to show a united front, "what a special moment of closeness caught by paparazzi...when they were stood right in front of them posing for photos". How thick does she think we are? I cringed when Posh did the same thing not long after the Rebecca Loos 'incident' - so embarrassing, so obvious. And check out his body language, Ferris needs another day off from this shit.
...that is the most uncomfortable picture of a couple I ever saw...how do you say "beard" in NYC?....Beard?, right...okay....
She is 44, so I kind of doubt she is knocked up...I know its possible, but they strike me as a one child couple for some reason. She is just tired & looks like ass which isnt much of a challenge for her.
As an aside I watched "The Tale of Despereaux" (not THAT good) the other day & Matthew Broderick does the voice of the adorable lead mouse & it was totally miscast, I have never really been so distracted by a cartoon voice, but it was just wrong. I felt that way a little with "Bolt" too. John Travolta wasnt that great. They get these big names who are kind of sucky & they would be better off with popular, but less major actors who are actually good at doing that kind of shit.
Oh gross, SJP. Pathetic much?
Matthew Broderick is such a dick wad. He's sooo shitty to her. Look at his fucking body language. Dick.
But she's making me want to vom. Come on, everyone knows your not in luuurve!
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I am not usually a fan of assumptions, but by just looking at her face, I got the feeling she is pregnant. I know that look and that feeling too well. Early in pregnancy when you feel like crap, you are dizzy, but you can't let on. Or maybe she is just ill.
She is just usually not that clingy to him and really looks like she feels crappy. I think we should give her a pass this time.
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Wow, that dress is seriously fug. And her hair looks like she stuck her finger in a socket.
SJP reminds me of an old joke, "A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Wow, that's....weird. Really looks desperate.
Does she have scurvy? Why so yellow....
Is he playing Steven Stills?
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She looks preggers....
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
They don't seem to be happy. Why prolong the unhappiness. Nip this shit in the bud already.
I think they are both great actors but this is one hell of a stinky performance.
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Wow. Lots of hate for a couple that keeps to themselves. I guess everyone that is married and commenting on this site has the perfect marriage. Give them a break at least they are not running out to get a divorce. At least they work at shit unlike MOST Americans and their bullshit 'starter marriages' and divorces cuz 'someone didn't want kids' BULLSHIT that's shit you discuss BEFORE you get married. Americans are just getting too lazy to work at anything. Marriage gets hard then just get a divorce. It's the American way. I guess working at a marriage means its a 'cover up cuz someone is gay' blah blah blah speculation gets tired after a while. I only like to deal with proof.
Does he not own another pair of shoes? Gimme a break!He also looks like he would rather be anywhere than nuzzling with that horse.
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In the sixth thumbnail, he's the closest he's been to her ass in YEARS.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
I know I said this before but he seriously looks like he just drove up in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with those sideburns, he just needs a top hat to complete the look
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It looks like SJP got the wac-a-mole on her face whacked off.
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Let's pose like we still love each other!
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This is ALMOST sad. She looks ridiculous and desparate, and he looks totally disinterested. Kinda like their wedding picture. She's smiling with her eyes closed and CLUTCHING onto him; he looks like he has the runs and is mortified. Anyone else remember that? Guess they know that people are aware of their charade ... this is tantamount to a lunch at the Ivy were they on the West Coast ... pathetic. Oh - and agree - she looks wasted.
Poor Matty. I used to have the biggest crush on him - back in the Ferris days. He needs to embrace whatever makes him happy - he doesn't look too serene here. His smile looks forced.
You guys are right...maybe he does wish he brought Nathan instead.
Both good actors, but they're not very believeable as "the happy couple".
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Yea only do top and bottom eyeliner if you have really large eyes to begin with. She did this kind of eyeliner look in the SATC movie and it was really unflattering.
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Who the hell has he been eating?? He is enormous.
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He is just not that into her
SJP: (muffled by his neck fat) I love you
MB: ...
SJP: I really, really love you.
MB: That's enough. There are cameras here.
I'm with Ginger, bitch looks drunk as a skunk and then some.
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"It makes him look even more like high school world history teacher with a serious case of shit breath who has been known to loiter around in the boy's locker room for way too long."
How did you know my high school teacher? Though he wasn't into the peen, just vag. Beside shit breath, he smelled like Old Spice and BO.
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Ferris Bueller is looking rough these days.. SJP probably found his secret dildo dungeon and hes been having trouble sleeping ever since.
On another note SJP is looking a lot better in these pics than she did in the last post. The dress is pretty hot.
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ginger_t LOL I like your theory!
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please stop showing close-ups of these two... it makes me feel very superficial because the ickier they look, the more I hate them, and that's just mean.
I have one thing to say to SJP: drop the hideous eyeliner! Years ago I read (probably in "Teen" magazine, may it rest in peace) that if you fully line both upper and lower lids you will only make your eyes look smaller.... CASE IN POINT!
He looks like a 1970s porn producer.
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OK,I just looked at the pics again. Really, she is wasted. Her handler or agent or life coach or whatever told her she needed to pump up the red carpet wifey love, she couldn't deal, she downed a bottle of that awful vodka with the gold flakes to loosen up for the gig, and this is the result. He looks like he's propping her up as she slurs incomprehensible ramblings about Samantha STILL having the better sex life.
Yeah, but I can say some nice things about them.
He is a real actor, not a douchey movie star. She's a smart woman who has done a lot with what she's got but she knows her limitations. She has a good head for business.
I know they're not in love, but maybe they have a good partnership. They seem to like their kid.
Ugly to the nth degree.
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