And Your Little Dog Too!
It all started out as an ordinary Saturday for the always-sexy Dorothy and Lavern Utley of Waterford Township, Michigan. They set up their booth at a local flea market and placed their 6lb chihuahua, Tinker Bell, on the trailer platform when an evil 70-mph wind swept that bitch up and blew her far away! That little chewy-hoo-ha went flying through the air like a Frisbee! This one of the only times I'd be okay with the government putting cameras on every corner to watch our every move, because this magical and hilarious moment needed to be caught on tape!
The Utleys spent the next two days frantically searching for their beloved Tinker Bell. They were so desperate that they decided to seek the services of a pet SLYCIC. It's hard to believe, but the pet psychic's skills actually worked. She found Tinker Bell in a wooded area about a mile from the flea market. Dorothy said that despite being hongray and dirty, Tinker Bell was absolutely fine. Tinker Bell went wild when she was reunited with her owners. Poor Tink. She probably cried herself to sleep, because she didn't have Dorothy's gorgeous cholita eyebrows to gaze into before bedtime. Tink snuggled next to fallen pine needles pretending they were Dorothy's eyebrows, but it wasn't the same. I'm happy they are all back together.
And somewhere in the world, Parasite Hilton's Tinkerbell is looking up at the sky and thinking, "TAKE ME, WIIIIND...TAKE ME...."
Source: Daily Mail (Thanks Sluttsville)
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Shit that must of been some strong wind, I would of died if that happened to me and my pup. Im glad she was reunited with her owners, poor baby, she must of been so scared.
i would luv to see that! i simply hate lil dogs especially the creepy white fluffy ones ... in truth give me a cat anyday
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OMG there is a video of an interview Dorothy did about her flying dog. I watched it 3 times and can't stop laughing. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/30455904#30455904
Thank you, Madam S!
that reminds me I forgot to say that my dog does not wear clothes, unless it's too frickin'cold outside and we happen to go for a (brief) walk (I live in Canada after all!), and sometimes not even that, because she just hates the whole deal. We like to watch the snow from the inside of the house. LOL.
Ninne,
I totally agree. People are making really silly and outrageous generalizations about little dogs, as though all little dogs and their owners are like Paris Hilton and her poor animals. My two dogs are (fairly) little, my first dog was little (a Jack Russell), and many of my friends have little dogs... mutts, Pugs, French Bulldogs... and not ONE of us has a yappy, dumb dog. They are all awesome, and they all walk on the actual ground, and go hiking, and (usually) don't wear clothes.
Honest to god, what's with all the hate against small dogs (especially chihuahuas)???
I have one chihuahua now (she is my second chihuahua), and she is not yappy, not crazy/aggressive anything! You know why? because she was never carried around in a purse or in a pocket. She is suppose to walk just like everyone else!! I've always taken her to the dog park, for socialization. She is not a huge fan of playing with other dogs, but she cares about her own business.
About some dog owners being afraid when a large dog walks by, I can see the problem, although my experience (huge trauma) was due to a St bernard puppy being allowed off leash in a public area. That dog was friendly and had all kinds of good intentions, but he did not know how strong he was and he basically trampled my dog Sasha ( a chihuahua mix). He was just saying hello, but he stepped on her big time, and she was limping for a week after that!
So, yeah, it happens both ways people! Some small dog owners don't know how to raise them, but some big dog owners also don't have a clue!! have your dog on a damn leash if you don't bother to teach manners!
Thanks!!!
-"Submitted by blah on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 1:47pm.
Careful guys.. Mickey Rourke might give you a slap in the face too."
Hahaha! I forgot Mickey Rourke was up in arms about to slap some dude's face over his damn dog. Well, I can threaten dear old Mickey with a huge wind that could cause his facial folds to puff up and make him fly away like a fucking parachute.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Is it wrong that I cackled evilly when I read this?
And I'm much more of a large dog person, although I can fall in love with smaller dogs if they are very cool. I've been in love with a Dachshund and a pug.
Why the cholita eyebrows why oh why? Did they start a fire and blow the real ones off and run out and get a magic marker? I will never know the reason why. Cholita eyebrows are the devil. Nothing says yuck and fug like cholita eyebrows. She should paint cholita eyebrows on the dog. That would keep it at home. He would be too ashamed to blow away.
Where did all the Oly go?
So the man is named Dorothy or Lavern, or are they both females?
Anyone ever seen that slow-mo commercial where people are like sitting in the library or waiting for the elevator and then they blow away (in slow-mo)? Yeah, whenever it comes on my bf has to ask me if I farted.
clarisse- I KNOW! It's rediculous. Some people shouldn't have kids and some people shouldn't have pets and some people shouldn't have EITHER.
KD!
BINGO. I was watching some show last night and there was a video of a Chihuahua growling, nipping and lunging whenever his owner put his hand out to touch him and everyone was just LAAAAUGHIN!!!! “Oh mah gawd! Do it agin!” "Ain't that the funniest thang you ever seen?"
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Tyranny- When I take my dog for a walk, a lot of people cross the road when they see us coming, lol! It might be the little dogs you have to worry about though. Those things can have some real bad mean streaks in them. Probably due to the owners coddling and unintentionally reinforcing destructive behavior.
Clarrise, he's a cattle dog aussie mix. Only like 50 pounds, that lady was just full of shit and fear. Angel, that sucks for your friend and her dog. The heeler is certainly getting a bad rap lately. Like I said, mine loves dogs and small animals, he just has issues with strangers (breed trait). We live in the city so he runs in to dozens of people a day, he doesn't care if I stop to talk, touch etc..just don't make any sudden moves or act aggressively. And he's a little weird about strangers making direct eye contact with him. Once he gets to know ya though, your his bff.
*dead* at chewy hoo ha
bet you know people who have "Rockwilders" too...
and pure bred pit bulls....
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@Tyranny: Same. My dog would be passing some little dog on the street - no issues, but then they'd spread their fear all over the little dog and jerk them away which would cause the little dog to go on full attack. Just stupidness. Dramamakers.
My friend has a cattle dog - sweet as pie - and the bitches in her new neighbourhood told her she's not allowed to run her in the park and if she does they'll call the police. The dog never did anything - she's just beefy. Rudeness.
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Tyranny!
What kind of dog is Roo?? Looks like a Cattle Dog (mix?)? Like 30/40 lbs? You must be TEEEENY!!
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 1:08pm.
I freaking hate chihuahuas and I curse the moment when Parasite Hilton made them the "it" accessory of the moment. I have yet to know a more obnoxious and histeric dog.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 1:24pm.
I hate those batshit yippy chihuahuas more than I can express. The wind can blow them all away.
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Careful guys.. Mickey Rourke might give you a slap in the face too.
I don't care about the flying pooch but hey, this is one good looking elderly lady! Ms. Mirren take note, you're just about spoiling everything that makes you special.
By the way, little dog owners are more ridiculous than little dogs. Lately Roo and I (avvie dog) have been running in to a LOT of owners who pick up their little dog as they approach us. Seems to me that this creates a fearful behavior. My dog wouldn't hurt another dog, he loves them all. It's people who he gives the evil side eye to. One lady last year went ape shit screaming that my dog weighs more than me and I couldn't control him, as he's standing beside me doing nothing, while she was running the other direction with a shitzu lunging and barking at the end of it's leash. Fucking ridiculous woman.
Little dogs are ridiculous. As for the eyebrows- I took a good long gander at some cholita eyebrows yesterday and they were fucking priceless. i've never looked directly at them before but I was standing in line at redbox behind this chick and the sun/angle was just right, so I looked. Her "real" eyebrows" were in need of a good plucking and her sharpie brows were a good inch and a half above them. Fucking fantastic.
kanderso,
They do exist...but are rare due to the fact that little dog fanciers tend to treat little dogs like children and they create insane yappy hairballs.
I watched a woman a few days back try to calm her yapping t-shirt wearing Pom by putting its head on her shoulder, patting it's back and swaying back and forth!!! IT'S A DOOOOG!
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"More Than A Game"
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*runs back in*
IF IT'S SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT IN A BLENDER, THAT'S WHERE IT BELONGS!!!!
*runs out*
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
aunty em! aunty em! there's no place like home - there's no place like home! tinker bell could pass for toto. she could. she even belongs to dorothy & lavern could be uncle henry. & the psychic could be the good witch glinda. ok i get it.
I hate those batshit yippy chihuahuas more than I can express. The wind can blow them all away.
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Little dogs should come with anchors.
Not sure why, but this post made me soooo happy. The idea of a dog flying away in a strong wind is AWESOME. AWESOME!
I am not a fan of teeny tiny accessory dogs (I like Goldens and Shelties myself) but I've met some decently nice and non-crazy chihuauas. THey exist.
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I thought the one on the left was Linda Lavin
Yeah...even Mother Nature knows a 6lb "dog" just ain't right.
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I freaking hate chihuahuas and I curse the moment when Parasite Hilton made them the "it" accessory of the moment. I have yet to know a more obnoxious and histeric dog.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
that's some Wizard of Oz shit right there!
"and your little dog too!"
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momus- aw that blows. Well carry on, it's making me giggle!
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:51pm.
lol momus, what's up with the lithp?
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The crown on my right front incisor came off last night. I'm lisping when I speak so I'm lithping while I type until I can get my crown rethemented this afternoon. Bathically, jutht being thilly.
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lol momus, what's up with the lithp?
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Nothing says 'don't take my picture' like Mardi Gras masks and ill-fitting mint green jackets and Pokemon trousers. - Ziggy Stardust 4/28/09
I love it when stories expose MK's soft spot.....(not that soft spot)!!
The puppeh ith named Tinker Bell. How original. Duth everyone who ownth a chihuahua name the poor puppeh Tinker Bell?
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That shit's crazy. Make that doggy a Hot Slut!!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Those brows have me cracking up...
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One queef from Paris and her Tinkerbell will get its wish.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.