Tuesday, April 28th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which messy tabloid favorite who thinks she's a rock-style icon (actually she just married shrewdly) is known for calling journalists in a pill-haze and ratting out her celebrity friends? She has some especially good stories about her famous pals The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child. (Ben Widdicombe VIA CDAN)

Is this even considered a blind item?! Who is Crackie Love, Wino Ryder and Drew Barrymore?

Which Oscar winner’s girlfriend won’t let him get to third base? She’s afraid of STDs. (Gatecrasher)

Jamie Foxx or Ernest Borgnine?

Which celeb parents tell their kid coke marks on the table after dinner parties are lines of baking powder used for cookie baking? (3am Girls)

Wait. That's what my mom used to tell me.....My guess is Kerry Katona and her husband? And you're supposed to lick the table after every serving. DUH.

While the breakup of this couple seemed amicable, behind the scenes… not so much. Party 1 blames the other for their career having stalled out while they were together. Party 2 works through friends to warn their ex-mate’s current dates about diseases they may contract through intimate contact. (Blind Gossip)

Vadge & Guy? Or Wonky & Benji?

Friday night at The Grove. Movie theatre is packed to see Obsessed. The lights are down, the movie is about half way, when a cell phone stars ringing. Not vibrating, but ringing. One of those really loud ringing ones for people who like to hear it from a mile away. Everyone is looking around to see who the culprit is. This used to be an A list, Oscar nominated movie actress who now really doesn't work except for keeping her husband glued to her, starts digging through her purse. It is still ringing. She finally gets the phone out of the purse. What would you do if this were you? You would turn it off. Our actress, says, "Hello." And then has a one minute conversation before hanging up. Yeah, I can't wait to see her at the premiere of the next movie her husband does, and get everyone to start talking on their cell phones (CDAN)

Why none other than Tess McGill aka Mrs. Antonio Banderas? TMZ had a clip on their show of Melanie acting a fool while leaving The Grove on Friday. PROOF!

Posted by: Michael K


A little late with this...But The Arquettes for #2

nancy12's picture

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nancy12's picture

She looks delicious!! love her very much. I saw her at dating site ____ W e a l t h y D a t e r. co, m___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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Number 4 has to be Paris and Benji...I'm sure that Paris has diseases that haven't even been named yet.

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1. def Courtney
2. Tom Hanks, haha, no really Sean Penn
3. Ashton & Demi
4. Lindsay & BF
5. Geena Davis

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Wonky and Benji, fersure!

The others ...well, whatever you guys say:)

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I bet winona had alot of fun with her ;p

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Re #2, I bet Adrien Brody's current GF went around the basepath and into the dugout a few hours or days after meeting him. Eddie Murphy dint win no Oscar.

The first one ain't even being blind. Courtney a thousand miles yes.

#2.... uhhhh... too many options.

#3 can't be Kerry Katona because her repellent sponge of a hubby ain't a celeb. Hmmmm.... any suggestions.

#4 sounds like either one of those former couples, but I'm guessing Parasite and Benji The Dog. If it were Guy and Vadge, it would mean that VADGE of all people (once and future bike of the entertainment biz) is claiming that Guy has STDs... which admittedly is a hilarious idea. Hello pot, meet kettle!

#5 Can this be aging skankwad Julia Roberts? She's won Oscars so could she still be considered "Nominated," specially since her last one didn't win. But it's probably Griffith who WAS nominated-but-didn't-win and WAS prominent once...

loika's picture

#2- Adrian Brody?

citrine's picture

#1 messy tabloid favorite who thinks she's a rock-style icon (actually she just married shrewdly) is definetely Ms. Courtney Love !

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Submitted by gucci
on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 3:18pm.
oh mike you totaly gave this one away. Ernest B probably doesn't know what sex is anymore he's so old lololol
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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 3:18pm.
oh mike you totaly gave this one away. Ernest B probably doesn't know what sex is anymore he's so old lololol

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Ernest does know how to jack off... old man beat his meat like it owes him money.

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 3:55pm.
Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas?

I can't be bothered to check if she was nominated for an Oscar (Chicago) or even won.

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Yes, she won for Chicago, best supporting actress (Queen Latifiah was nominated too).

Rene Zwelleger didn't win Best Actress that year, so they gave her the Oscar for "Cold Mountain" (lame BS).
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Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 3:41pm.
She won a Golden Globe but didn't get the Oscar. I remember that year. Everyone was saying, people who win the Golden Globe usually get the Oscar and on the GG red carpet, Don Johnson was saying, "I can't believe she's going to get the damned Oscar!" But she didn't. I don't think. Maybe I'm remembering it wrong. It is the GG that they say predicts the Oscar winners/nominees, isn't it?
Ps, And I wouldn't consider her A-List. Ever.

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That's right. I remember all the hype behind that mediocre performance. I never liked that movie and never cared for this former druggie/slut daughter of Hollywood royalty.

Glad she didn't get the Oscar. Leave it a little integrity. *LOL*
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Katt's picture

For #2...Eddie Murphy?
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Suzy Farkis's picture

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas?

I can't be bothered to check if she was nominated for an Oscar (Chicago) or even won.

Anyway, why is that a blind item? Is it really horrible to 'out' bad manners when hundreds of people witnessed it? It's bad manners!!??

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I was watching the UK quiz show "Eggheads" a few nights ago and one of the questions was:

Q: Name the actress mother of Melanie Griffith..

The contestant answered: Goldie Hawn.

Bwaahahhhahhahhahaaaaaa!

Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 3:35pm.

She won a Golden Globe but didn't get the Oscar. I remember that year. Everyone was saying, people who win the Golden Globe usually get the Oscar and on the GG red carpet, Don Johnson was saying, "I can't believe she's going to get the damned Oscar!" But she didn't. I don't think. Maybe I'm remembering it wrong. It is the GG that they say predicts the Oscar winners/nominees, isn't it?

Ps, And I wouldn't consider her A-List. Ever.

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Submitted by Zambonie on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 3:20pm.

Jake has never won an Oscar.

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I didn't think Drew and Courtney were friends anymore, especially after Drew did a really mean (but funny) impression of her on SNL. I think they replaced each other with Cameron Diaz and Winona Ryder.

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I thought Melanie Griffith won the Oscar for "Working Girl"? So she wouldn't be #4.

Plus, was that bitch ever A-list?? Honestly.
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The first one isn't even a blind item.

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agirl:

oh shit i'm going to hurl now! and i hate the view!

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Isn't it Bromantic?

2: Is Jakey I think, Reese Witherspoon has an oscar

agirl's picture

Gucci well he knows about sex with his hand and he talked about it on the View. How's your appetite after hearing that?

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Which Oscar winner’s girlfriend won’t let him get to third base? She’s afraid of STDs. (Gatecrasher)

Jamie Foxx or Ernest Borgnine?
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oh mike you totaly gave this one away. Ernest B probably doesn't know what sex is anymore he's so old lololol

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agirl's picture

I think the last one is Julia Roberts. Or maybe it IS Melanie Griffith, yeah. JR has worked lately, but MG hasn't...

Silvara0428's picture

agree with #1
and Sarah Jessica Pony for the last
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