Tuesday, April 28th 2009

Linda Hogan Wants More Money

Hulk Hogan said this to Rolling Stone: "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

Linda Hogan has taken that statement, blended it down, rolled it into a tube, dipped it in plastic, let it dry for 48-hours and is now using it to fuck Hulk where it counts: in the wallet. Linda filed papers in court requesting a flat fee of $24,000 AND $8,200 more a month so that she can move to California to get away from Hulk. You know, because she thinks he might pull an OJ on her.

If Hulk doesn't give her more money, Linda will file a domestic violence injunction against him.

Just because Linda looks like a male pot-bellied pig dressed in drag as Hatchet-Face from Cry-Baby, doesn't mean she has chicharrones for brains. Linda probably wanted to move to Los Angeles anyway, so she used Hulk's words as a way to get there without dipping into her own purse (which he funds). Get that money, tranny! And when you do, use some of that money to get a mother/daughter peen snip with Brooke.

Posted by: Michael K


How is it that a bigger deal isn't being made about this? Hulk Hogan basically says he wants to slice his ex-wife's throat and we barely blink? It seems like lately the media has been sort of subtly promoting the idea that violence against women is ok if they're "trashy" women. When the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna thing happened, there were stories that he beat her for allegedly sleeping around and giving him herpes. Now Linda Hogan (who, believe me, isn't exactly Mom of the Year since she's dating a 19-year-old former classmate of her children) has these horrible threats made against her and it seems like the media doesn't even care because she somehow "deserves it". Domestic violence is NEVER okay, and no woman ever "has it coming" no matter what she's done.

devilman10's picture

Ha Ha Ha.....Fuck her, him, the daughter and son fuck em all.

Josh Woodward's picture

This woman is a total p.o.s.

Bondagebarbie's picture

She looks awful..buy a new face with some of that money!

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

hatchet face..haha! knew she looked familiar.
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Ophelias evil twin's picture

It was only a matter of time before Hulk's dumbass piehole would get him in trouble. Way to go there douche.. kiss your bank accounts bye bye.

TheBreakdown's picture

Linda is definitely not a cougar.

More like a TILF!

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nancy12's picture

She looks delicious!! love her very much. I saw her at dating site ____ W e a l t h y D a t e r. co, m___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

who cares they're both stupid and fugg

Pearl_Necklace's picture

They're each other's karma. Both treat others like disposable douches but piss and moan when they get treated or treat each other that way.

_Virginny_'s picture

My thought exactly! This washed-up piece of old trash needs to get a job.

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You mean being a pedophile doesn't pay? How about you get a JOB, Linda?

anonymouse_9's picture

Linda is awesome! I love her overly made-up face!

I want to see Linda and her 19 year old boyfriend have their own reality series.

Whatever's picture

Maybe Mrs. Hogan can share some of that cash with the dating site spammers so they won't have to bore us with thier bullshit.

Manimal5's picture

With any luck maybe OJ himself will knock her off...oh wait, he's in jail.

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Mr. Mercury's picture

I love this pic of Linda! She looks like she's trying to decide if her fart was really a squibby! My money is on squibby....by the time the camera clicked, everything in her nether regions was sticky.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Submitted by sweetbaby on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:13pm.
Dating with rich people,find my love.My dream have been trun on the hottest dating place...Millionairechats.com...where you have the opportunity to make friends and chat with a millionaire or hot girl ,supermodels and so on.First i can't believe,then i sign up there.I found celebrities' profile with hot photos and newest blogs there. you can know more about them. By the way I really got many friends including celebrities.it's so exciting.I want to share with you.
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You know what, I'm startin' to think this here site may just be a scam....just sayin'....

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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:10pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:48pm.

No daggering?
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OH THANK YOU SHEEPS FOR THAT SPOILER ALERT!!! Jesus Christ on a stick in Athens, Ga.,... Tell a sheep and the whole freakin' flockin is baaaaaaa-baaaaaaing! Heck Fire in Herschell Walker's jockstrap, man!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

TITS's picture

Tiger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUJE2xs-RE

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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito

The entire family, including Hulk, is disgusting. Didn't Hulk try to blame Nick's friend for the accident? If so, every one of them needs to rot in hell.

But the blond wildebeast sets off a new level of nasty. No clue why she'd want to be famous when she looks like a fat fuck.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:48pm.

No daggering?

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:22pm.

Sexbomb sexbomb you're a sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on darlin
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on

That SO should have been your song.
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Oh yeah...*doing the 'cabbage patch' uhhuh...uhhuh....I gettin' it...*switchin' to the 'running man'*...Oh, yeah, uhhuh....Tiger be HWAT tonite, bitches! ;-)

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

for what it's worth, i have a friend(no, seriously, i have friend!) that worked an "occasion" that Linda attended... the only word that my friend could use to describe her was "bitch"

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:22pm.

Sexbomb sexbomb you're a sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on darlin
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on

That SO should have been your song.

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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:05pm.
If someone put a gun to your head and said 'you either have to sex up linda or the hulk'.

Which would you choose?

Can I choose the green Hulk?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:07pm.

I'd pick the gun.
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hahahaha! Tempting choice, BUT I'm thinking with all the 'roids and age on him, Hulk can't get lil' Hulk up into it's proper kosher stallion kinda pinky pokin' rage...so, meh...you pat him on the back say, "it's Ok, honey, it happens to lots of men" and go to sleep.....Done...
On the other stank, you know that Linda bitch be one HONGRY ass Yeller Finned Tuna! EEEP!

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

i just went to the dumpster outside... it said Linda is AWOL... get back home Linda!!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:07pm.

I'd pick the gun.

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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:05pm.
If someone put a gun to your head and said 'you either have to sex up linda or the hulk'.

Which would you choose?
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HULK! They'd have to pull the trigger for me to do Linda in any way shape or form....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

TITS's picture

If someone put a gun to your head and said 'you either have to sex up linda or the hulk'.

Which would you choose?

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito

i stole my own name's picture

i love that movie!!!

boomsy's picture

You mean being a pedophile doesn't pay? How about you get a JOB, Linda?

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urmomma's picture

This is the most childish b.s.
I used to like this "beautiful" family...sooooo sad.

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hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Tigerlilly's picture

Sorry whores, but Team Hulk....Even with the OJ comment...and that's saying something....It's like choosing to swallow vomit over straight up shit, mind you, but TEAM VOMIT!

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Deb's picture

If there is no history of Hulk physically abusing Linda, she can't get away with this.

The nerve of this broad is as big as her ass.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 6:55pm.

You already owe me fiddy cent. *tapping lead pipe* Who is Tom Hagen? A golfer?

girl_cheese's picture

I don't know what she's wearing in this pic, I just know that I'm sure I'll hate it.

Vermithrax's picture

...and so the nastification of America continues.

Snarkley's picture

By the time Hulk's family is through, the poor guy won't have two nickles to rub together. And he's definitely too stove-up to wrestle anymore. They'll all need another reality show just to pay the bills.

zomay's picture

SHeeps,

Can I just put you on retainer? You can be my Tom Hagen.

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EvilShoe on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 6:06pm.

Not that I know of. It's fucking beautiful in Pinellas County, I grew up in Belleair with these fucktardians.

Hang on, I have a photo or two from last week when I was there...

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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 5:59pm.
Does Hulk stay in Florida because of taxes? Does Florida have less taxes, or something like that?

FL has no personal state income tax. I think Hulk and OJ also like the fact that FL protects your assets more from creditors. I know OJ's NFL pension can't be touched in FL. Aside from living by the beach, I bet Hulk is thinking of the civil suit by the kid his son maimed.

Hotmami's picture

Women like this make me feel way stabby. Get off of your borderline pedophile ass and GET A FUCKING JOB! SHIT!

Sorry.That was my Tourette's. :)

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angel_i's picture

What is with all the OJ love? The guy is such a first class ass.

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SickTwistedCutie's picture

this should have been filed under 'your face scares me'

letinstar's picture

i can just tell her skin feels like sandpaper...she can do one better than moving to california by moving out of the country...
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warmislandsun's picture

I thought that was Pam Anderson at first.

EvilShoe's picture

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 5:59pm.

Does Hulk stay in Florida because of taxes? Does Florida have less taxes, or something like that? I thought I read that Florida has no state income tax or something. Not sure what I was reading.
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Not that I know of. It's fucking beautiful in Pinellas County, I grew up in Belleair with these fucktardians.

Hang on, I have a photo or two from last week when I was there...

BlueOrchid's picture

He may not have worded it well, but I completely understand where he's coming from. She's a skeezy whore who clearly should be shot...she'd be of much more use to the world as worm food. She should take her malformed spawn with her, to boot.

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Does Hulk stay in Florida because of taxes? Does Florida have less taxes, or something like that? I thought I read that Florida has no state income tax or something. Not sure what I was reading.

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babybunny's picture

who knew the Hulkster had so damn much money...she is completely disgusting though..I MEAN DISGUSTING...so is Brooke. I used to torture myself with their "reality" show, and the whole lot, except for Hulk, came off as spoiled rotten and if they were at least semi-good looking it would be o.k., but these folks are truly Trailer Park to the core, and ugly as hell. She is fat and nasty, and her daughter is a hot tranny mess...and don't get me started on their son the killer...who got off, by the way...I wish they would truly disappear not a bit of looks and talent in the bunch..Hulkster you could have done MMUUCCHH better...