Give A Dog A Bone
The island of Maui is still getting violated by HoHan and company. Yesterday, HoHan actually bathed herself in some tide pool with her sister Benjamina Button and other friends. HoHan also made friends with an island dog! Well, it was a one-sided friendship. Methinks he was just waiting for the greasy bone to stop moving so he could bite into it. Luckily, he didn't get his chance or he'd be spitting out dried crack fungus and fan tan smegma for the rest of the week.
I know I keep saying that HoHan looks like her diet consists of coke balls, Red Bull, nicotine and Juciy Fruit, but does she really look that beat? I mean, yes she's a crack hit away from looking like a post-Blaaaake Wino and I can count all her rib bones without my contacts on, but is it that bad? Take a good look. A good look...... Okay it is. Now I know why we eat food.
Here's more of my own, my love, my precioussssssssss in Hawaii.
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Good lord Ali Lohan has huge feet!!
Hohan can kiss my ass.
When she was with SamRo, she didn't want to comment about her muff-diving, but as soon as she got dumped like a hot Maalox-less turd, she went running to any media outlet that would listen to her crack tantrums.
She and her fractious freckles can rot in eternal damnation!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I dont think her skinniness is so bad, but she just looks unhealthy. I dont think its because she is too thin though, it because of how she got thin... I think its because she is a drug addict who drinks too much Coke & caffeine & when she wants food she probably gets McDonalds. She lost the weight by doing too many drugs.
The dude with the mop is like her only true friend.
alli buttons looks like a cow next to lindsay, and shes thin really.
Lindsay looks so much like gollum is not even funny. ok it is.
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Okay the thing about feet is that if you have big ones and then get really skinny like Lindz they will look huge. Case in point, Wonky has HUGE BOAT FEET and she's seriously looking probably worse than Blohan here. Somehow the feet look bigger here compared with her emaciated body. Go figure! She is taller than me though, I'm 5'2 and have tiny feet.
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@Paris Herpes, Also, Wonkey is 5'9 or so, super skinny, and has size 12 feet. Those are huge feet.
Skinny but flabby, pale, disheveled. Why can't Hohan cover up and go away?
Ali looks like crap and is out of shape and chubby.She also has huge feet!Linds looks ok.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Is there some reason LiLo cannot go somewhere without the paps? She is really an attention whore beyond compare. She complained about her life in the public eye while she was muffdiving on SamRo and now she poses for the camera. Who paid for the trip? Isn't Lilo broke?
LiLo's perfect role is for the Dana Plato bio. Only challenge is: nobody remembers Dana Plato.
Maybe LiLo should hang with Pamela Anderson?
Melody4Love and Nancy 12 seem to think she can still attract a millionaire and find love..
those hopeless romantics!
**sigh**
OK, this is not up for debate. It is what it is:
Lindsay Lohan is a skankdafied strawberry snortcake that is clinging to her teen fame like a crackhead clings to a pipe.
And, yes, she is underweight and looks dirty as fuck!
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Lindsay met the Ronsons through Sean Lennon, and SamRo picked up his sloppy seconds (okay it has to be more than seconds) after he dumped her due to the bad press from the Hohan-Vanessa Milano knife fight thing that happened at his apartment...
...oh right, what bad press? How much did BlowHole Ono pay to keep that sh*t on the down-low? Hmm? Hmm? Well, Michael, any answers?
Who would have ever thought that Lindsay Lohan would look worse than Samantha Ronson. Jeez Lindsay, I would safely say you are back on drugs
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She looks delicious!! love her very much. I saw her at dating site ____ W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
there is just something really yuck about freckly white skin in a bikini ....
Where the fuck is a shark when you need one?
Poor health coupled with being skinny really ages you.
Nothing like a bit of fat to plump out the wrinkles and make you look youthful.
and there is NOTHING WRONG with big feet. They help you um, balance. And they're great for swimming. so shutup just.. just.. shut up all of you!
*stumbles away crying*
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"Oh awesome. The ship sent us another Sawyer."
Okay the thing about feet is that if you have big ones and then get really skinny like Lindz they will look huge. Case in point, Wonky has HUGE BOAT FEET and she's seriously looking probably worse than Blohan here. Somehow the feet look bigger here compared with her emaciated body. Go figure! She is taller than me though, I'm 5'2 and have tiny feet.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Blohan's body is basically like a boy's with fake titties. She looks beat and makes me want to eat a sammwich! Mmmmmm!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I guess Ali doesn't have to worry about things like SAT's, college...White Oprahs home schooling must be having spring break.
Mala Kaliki Maka!
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
In the pic with her sister, Lindsey's belly is distended. Ugh....
In the main pic, I bet the sound of the water splashing around her vadge sounds like a toilet flushing.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I can't believe this bag of bones was once moderately attractive.
Watch those hip bones, bitch! They could put an eye out!
Her hip bones are the things I will see in my nightmares tonight...blech
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
And what's with the skimpiness of those bikinis...if they're doing mostly only modeling, the two of them, couldn't they more...fashiony...? Like, with some style...flair...something?!
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@Tigerlilly: You know what? It's, like, directly related to that emaciation. It's the way her belly is so soft and kinda round and her legs have no shape and you can see her ribs, but then she has these big boobies...but it IS funny...when you keep going up to the face...she looks like the hag from the side of the hill...she HAD a cute face, I guess...
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Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 10:18pm.
Flat-assed, anyway.
At least the crabs have company now.
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I think I just figured out part of the foot issue: they're flatfooted...no arches. I think it would look so bad if there was a little bit of an arch...
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If she is a stupid woman, she is at any rate pleasant to look at.A friend said that on tall dating site _____Tallmingle.com_____ ,which is a dating site for all tall friends and tall singles,especially models and basketball players.
I agree, buttons has super long flat feet? WTF???
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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:41pm.
Forgive me if this has been said, but I've been thinking it for a while - the last several pics I've seen of Lindsay and her sister have made it obvious - they have GIGANTIC FEET! Jeesh. I think they're around 5'5"-5'7". Not short, but not super, super tall for women. Average. And yet they seriously appear to have, like, size-13 boats!
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Indeed you are correct. Not only are their feet oversized, like their appetites for fame (or infamy), but Benjamina's huge feet appear to be quite flat. Is that my eyesight out of whack or is that for real?
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
I am in love with the way her foot looks in that first thumbnail - it looks like a foot as drawn by my 5 year old nephew... with his mouth. I would totally go barefoot all the time if my feet looked like that in real life. Just fantastic.
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Skanky bitch looks good here (I'm talking about the dog folks).
"Benjamina Button", huh. The one picture of some dude pointing at "Benjamina" should be an emergency "Caption This".
What island is this...Comeoniwannapeepee?
Ali looks huge compared to Lindsay...boobs do seem to be sagging a bit...if I have to be critical.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:19pm.
@ESE:
ya gotta be kidding me... what? she's just "out and about" with her sister?... no, no way.. this isn't underage prostitution... they're just a close family... pfft!
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Right? It's so pornographic, I kinda have a hard time looking at it...so, I haven't really...
That's what Lindsay looks like, like she's tryna turn herself into a pedo's fantasy...it's disturbing.
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Meh. LL looks a good 35 and Ali a roughed up 40 so pedo's peters go softy south...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Forgive me if this has been said, but I've been thinking it for a while - the last several pics I've seen of Lindsay and her sister have made it obvious - they have GIGANTIC FEET! Jeesh. I think they're around 5'5"-5'7". Not short, but not super, super tall for women. Average. And yet they seriously appear to have, like, size-13 boats!
Mah Preeeeciousss!!! HaaaHaaaaHaaaa, MK you da man!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
and the dog went to the free clinic, right?!... where's the ASPCA when ya need 'em?!
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with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:00pm.
She has a great shape, a cute face, nice hair (I think - she used to, anyway) but she doesn't care for it.
So true, angel_i! I love that the only time she works out is as an excuse to get out of rehab.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:19pm.
jjjeeebbbuusss, at least i'm not alone!!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Ha Apple 1!
Ali sure is getting a world-class education.
And I want that dog! Those little mixed-breed street dogs from all over the world make THE BEST pets when they are rescued. Smart, grateful, adorable, affectionate, and each one is one-of-a-kind.
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ya gotta be kidding me... what? she's just "out and about" with her sister?... no, no way.. this isn't underage prostitution... they're just a close family... pfft!
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Right? It's so pornographic, I kinda have a hard time looking at it...so, I haven't really...
That's what Lindsay looks like, like she's tryna turn herself into a pedo's fantasy...it's disturbing.
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I guess Ali Lohan is being home schooled by Lindsay in Hawaii.
ya gotta be kidding me... what? she's just "out and about" with her sister?... no, no way.. this isn't underage prostitution... they're just a close family... pfft!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
...and don't be hating on the flat-assed large footed women!
It happens! OKAY???
*sulk*
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Ali looks like she has Dentures. I didnt notice this until MK brought it up the other day but she really does.
Do those 2 have huge feet or does it just look that way because they're pale?
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Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 5:47pm.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks good?
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You know- what I think makes her extra frustrating is that she's got what we used to say about found furniture: "good bones".
She has a great shape, a cute face, nice hair (I think - she used to, anyway) but she doesn't care for it. It's SO obvious she just starves herself and, when she does eat, she feeds on crap and sits on her ass. You gotta be grateful for what "God" gives you, man - you can't just treat it like trash!
She looks like she treats her body like trash.
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i think i see brine shrimp and sea monkeys in that pool
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