Twin Foals!
You know how there were rumors that Matthew Broderick was stepping out on SJP and they were going to quit their marriage? Well, everything's just wonderful now, because they are having twin BAND-AIDS BABIES!!!! Don't worry, SJP's sexy filly body isn't going to get all fat, because they are using a surrogate.
A rep for Matthew, 47, and SJP, 44, confirmed the news to E! and said they are having two daughters. The two already have a 6-year-old son named James Wilkie.
They had to hire a professional baby oven. They had no choice. I'm sure SJP tried to do sexy times with Matthew, but every time he sees a live vagina, he gets all giggly and then breaks into the title number from "Hello Dolly!" complete with jazz hands galore. He does that whenever he gets nervous. Then SJP neighs to herself and gallops off all frustrated-like. So, this was the only way.
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How can someone with no body fat support life?
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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~Zoe
http://www.myspace.com/misszoesimone
SJP is so fugly. I bet the kids aren't even biologically hers. Also her fugly son needs a haircut. Everyone will think she has 3 ugly girls.
MK, you picked the WRONG photo on this occasion.
This one says it all.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/04/sarah_jessica_parker_matthew_b.php
--thanks awfully--
HAAAAAAAAAAAA - I totally said yesterday that Little Pony looked preggers.... Gawd female intuition ROCKS! I'm sure they are "mistakes" :)
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Quick, quick honey we've gotta think of something. Everyone thinks I've thrown you off the saddle. What what, wait I can't fuck you. No worries we'll just buy a brat that'll make them beleive us. Oh honey, I love you, just buy both of them.
SJP looks like a witch in her sideview pics. Splittin image of a witch I say.
MK!!! Your commentary on this has me in tears!!! ROFLMAO!!!
Is that just a way to cover up Matthew knocking up a chic he was cheating on her with by calling her a surrogate? Usually it is better looking people who use surrogates, unless her body is considered a "hostile environment". Ok, nevermind, I can see that.
At least there's no hiding a surrogate (gotta read more carefully next time...) But it's creepy. To adopt, you have to get all kind of approvals, but with reproductive technology and surrogacy, money talks.
what? a surrogate....ok, they are so fukin weird and not in love. fukin fakes.
......celebrities are vile!
Good morning, my gay boyfriend. It is 30 degrees cooler this morning than it was yesterday.
Is it just me...or does he look like a child molester? They both look dirty and creepy.
What are they gonna name these kids?
Kentucky Derby and Preakness?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Sleep. I'm going back to sleep, Michael. Wake me when you come up with something worth reading.
Love ya.
Oh dear God. More trash who think they're not, just because they live in NYC and have money. And think they're smart because they've done theater.
What a sight to wake up to, Michael. Thanks a lot, Michael. Thanks a f*cking lot.
LOL.
what time is it?
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a big cup o yum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B435SzgfRk
She looks delicious!! love her very much. I saw her at dating site ____ W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
She looks delicious!! love her very much. I saw her at dating site ____ W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
WTF is up with every single person in Hollywood having twins? I guess it's the latest Hollywood craze. I imagine them all standing around at parties making comments like "OMG having only one baby at a time is so OUT OF STYLE, ugh!" Somebody famous needs to up the ante and have triplets.
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I swear! Look it up online.
anyone else watch real househoes of new york tonight? i'm getting my fix through these hoes until nene's lips are busting and her eyes are popping!~ i thought betteny flirting was adorable, and the gay dude she was flirting with was HOT HOT HOT, and i was creaming over her token gay hair dresser, tsk tsk. and her talk with "kelly" aka watered down aged version of gisele was stupid, she should've throwed her skinny ass margarita drink on her head, and said "Peace! at least i'm not burnt up on coke resin from REAL celebrities!" the kelly bitch is totally way too sporatic- coke skinny, coke eyes, coke actions, shes a fuckin crack head. what prompted me to respond to this is that yeah kelley is a crackhead- faux sex in the city. HAHAH
*tap tap* is this thing on?
im missy, ill be your DJ. show your love for the scorpions...animal magnetism. id be impressed if anyone knew the words...i know. i must be high for even wishin :/
love me till im downnn
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I swear! Look it up online.
He looks surprisingly rumpled and boozy in the recent photos. Not your typical H-wood mega-workout type at all.
completely off topic i really like the colour of her hair
I feel sorry for her. She has everyone pretending that they know the status of her marriage when they don't AND she ha to tolerate being called a horse all the time. She probably just came to terms with her looks and realized that while she is not gorgeous, she has some nice qualities...
and then maxim writes that put down article. It takes a lot for even the prettiest of women to be comfortable with her looks and body...because our society is so harsh.
Our poor children..the unbelievably high standards will only get worse.
Submitted by anonymouse_9 on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 11:36pm.
It's amazing what money can buy....
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Yeah, thats just creepy
Oh FFS. Everyone knows they're band aid babies!! WTF is the point?
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
It's amazing what money can buy....
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 11:18pm.
Personally, I like "Curtsey Peculiar & Floogal Rhododendum"
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
I want them to name their children something odd, like Princess Buttercup and Nevaeh...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Sure SJP, this was a genious idea!! SO many shammy, gay-assed marriages have been saved by having another baby! And twins? That's HALF the stress! Why didn't Liza and David think of this?
I found a great site _______M e e t R i c h . C O M_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 10:05pm.
I assume applications for Nannies are already being taken.
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Nathan Lane's not busy, Matthew gave at the home office.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I assume applications for Nannies are already being taken.
Nite, Tiger, was it the THC? I won't warn my brother.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Ok, whores....Nite, nite...
I've never loved ANYONE less than I've wanted to love you but couldn't do it because I found someone to kind sorta love, but they NEVER measured up to the way I never loved you in the first place....God, I love the way I don't really love you whores...
LOVE YA (but not really)
nite, nite, sleep tight...don't let your pubic lice bite...
See? love ya...but not really....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:53pm.
Careful, he's 90% THC. You'll hallucinate that you're a cheetah.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:46pm.
It's all true, this is why I intend to be an only child, eventually.
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Yeah, that spindly lil' brother of yours? You could take him...or a hongry tiger could...just sayin....*lickin' tiger chops*...I love bruva meat...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
melody4love is the new idiot. Congratulations. You should date sweetbaby. You can find each other at the dating site called _______- idiotslikemewhocantspeakenglish.com-_____________--
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:46pm.
It's all true, this is why I intend to be an only child, eventually.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:35pm
My mom started menopause around age 40; kinda scary as I'm 28 with no kids...
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I induced menopause in my mom right after I was born.
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it's cuz your ruined her for any other chile wif' dat tweetness...*pinching TV cheeks*...Yes, you did...Yes you did.......
ok, no you didn't, I can't lie to you...You were some kind of abortion resistant bastard that your mom had no choice but to keep...
but once you wuz born she wuved you ....she weally weally wuved you...
Ok, again, not so much...after she tried unsuccessfully to smother you with your baby blanket...she kinda sorta accepted you as her lil' beast of burden....that she would try to sell later...without succcess...
Awwww, happily ever after....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
weird how they have a surrogate
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
I used to know someone whose dad inseminated horses for a living. I don't know where horses got the money.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Thanks manimal, not only did that clarify, it was freakin hysterical!
Of course it's by surrogate - she's got the new SATC epic to film.
They could be her eggs - they may have been frozen years ago after the double-named first kid was born.
It is ironic about the Nathan-Lane-marrying-a-woman story in the series, and also the storyline way in the beginning when people thought Miranda was a lesbian. Hello, real life.
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:35pm
My mom started menopause around age 40; kinda scary as I'm 28 with no kids...
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I induced menopause in my mom right after I was born.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:28pm.
Ummmmm. Can anyone tell me what the hell this means?
My dream have been trun on the hottest dating place..
They're not succlessful?
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Ummmmm. Can anyone tell me what the hell this means?
My dream have been trun on the hottest dating place..
@Infatuated:
That's great, to welcome an older child into your home with open eyes and an open heart. I wish more people would consider what a difference they'd make by doing that for children who need loving homes.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 8:35pm
My mom started menopause around age 40; kinda scary as I'm 28 with no kids...
My mom hit menopause around 45, I think. I'm 29 with no desire for kids. When I reach menopause, I'm drinking an entire bottle of Cristal.
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