Jon Minus Nine
How awesome is it that Twit and Twat's butt fuck wedding wasn't the main cover story in UsWeekly! They were all ready to blow up the cover and hang it above their bed, so that they could jack to it every night. They've been trumped by Jon & Kate! Expect Horsey Montag to announce that she's pregnant with the spawn of Satan in 3..2..
In the new issue of UsWeekly, they have pictures of Jon, the tortured husband from Jon and Kate Plus 8, leaving a club near his house at 2 in the morn with some trick. According to a source, Jon showed up to Legends Lounge at around 11:30 at night. A few hours later, he was spotted leaving with a woman. The source said Jon "could barely walk."
Um, that's because he doesn't have a nutsack anymore. It's been gilded and is hanging on Kate's rearview mirror.
Jon was overheard telling the lady, "Hey, babe! Babe! Give me my jacket!" When he spotted the paps, he told her ass to get into the car and then they sped off into the night. ESCANDALO!
Jon tried his best to explain the whole thing to UsWeekly, "I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car. Yes, I have female friends -- but that is all she is. I'm not going to end my friendships just because I'm on TV."
"I let her drive it to her car" is code for "penis went into vagina", right?
Just because he was seen leaving a club with another chick doesn't mean they are doing illegal sex with each other. Jon probably hired her because he wants to know what it feels like to speak more than 2 sentences to another woman without her ripping his froat out with her bare teefs. Besides, Kate is never removing her claws from his no-nut area. She has a damn book to promote and 8 children to whore out. She can't do it alone!
And what dumb ass ho would have an affair with a dude who has 8 kids? Wait, was OctoCrazy in Pennsylvania recently?
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maybe he cheated because she talks to him like he's a dog.
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Why is that broodmares like Octopussy and Hate are just *nasty* self-absorbed bitches. *We* didn't want them in our faces. *They* shoved themselves in our faces and now they are mad about it.
Please someone..*anyone* with spare cash, buy TLC and turn it back into an educational channel. I would prefer the old gory surgical operation shows to this grotesque sideshow crap.
I've only watched the show a couple of times, and he behaves like an self centered arseharl.
He is going to have one helluva child support bill. In comparison, Suleman's Octofucker is one smart dude eh? Hide your name and let the state foot the bill.
Interesting Anti-Jon$Kate blog (don't know if it's been posted yet):
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
Radar has an interesting story posted as well:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/04/exclusive-eyewitness-account-“jon-kate”-star-busted-cheating
Jon apparently can't hold down a job to save his life. He's very immature and too self involved. They're two con artists and the minivan majority just eats their bullshit right up. Pathetic.
Both of these people have stopped talking to family members and friends once they outlived their 'usefulness'. Disgusting leeches. I hope TLC cancels their show asap.
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I'm starting to think that Kate only wanted the sextuplets because she wanted fame and fortune. Now, she HAS fame and fortune, but it turns out, she doesn't want the fame at all, just the fortune. That would explain why she is being such a BITCH to those poor people at her book signings.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by Mel on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:04pm.
True Story!
If you go to one of Kate Gosselin's book signings, you aren't allowed to stare at her because she "perceives it as a threat."
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What is she? Half dog?
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She's certainly had a litter or two.
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For reals. I like this information. She's SO easy. I cannot WAIT until I get the chance to taunt her with my staring. Sure, I may get kicked out but SHE will go to sleep with the fear of my threat in her heart. That's a fun giggle:)
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Who cares? If he leaves her his entire paycheck will go to her and the brats.
@TheStraightMan: Lord, she sounds AWFUL. Why does she have fans anyway? Whats so special about getting knocked up? Oh yeah, that's right, she couldn't even do THAT the good ol' fashioned way. I wish people would boycott that mess.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
We can thank these assholes for octomom. I see how having 8 kids may have made an interesting documentary, but a filmed life? It's not even a novelty anymore. It's a tried-and-true retirement plan complete with residuals.
And to answer the question "who would be stupid enough to have sex with him when he is married with kids?" --- ME! Just to spite that bitch.
I hope this is true because Kate is a FUCKING bitch.
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This was so inevitable...I have read alot of negative stuff about Kate and if just half of it is true no wonder poor ole Jon is trying to escape.
Submitted by Mel on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:16pm.
TheStraightMan Did you see how batshit crazy her fan base is?
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In the line at our Borders, they all had the same look. Flowery top, tight sweat pants, cracked feet hanging over flip-flips...that 'bitter divorcee' look in their eyes...AND they all seemed to have a daughter in tow.
One exchange between Kate and a 'fan' made me sad. This woman brought her quads along with her. Kate didn't even suppress her sneer at the woman. I didn't hear the exchange but Kates eyes were all about 'please get this bitch out of here' at the end, loud enough for me to hear, she says 'well, thats nothing, try to handle 8 of them and then maybe we can swap stories, 'kay BYEEEE (rolls eyes)"
I thought the fans would riot when she suddenly left. Those people are volatile!
If Jon had ANY brains he would have went out years ago for "a loaf of bread and a pack of smokes" and hi tailed it to Hong Kong. He deserves to have his balls ripped off by that Harpie he is married to.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by Mel on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:04pm.
True Story!
If you go to one of Kate Gosselin's book signings, you aren't allowed to stare at her because she "perceives it as a threat."
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What is she? Half dog?
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LOLOL
She's certainly had a litter or two.
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I wonder if TLC will film the ass beating he receives when he tries to come home?
John and Kate plus 8 demoralizing ass whoopins.
TheStraightMan Did you see how batshit crazy her fan base is?
I saw this woman hand these beautifully wrapped gifts to Kate. Kate barely even said thank you and her handler's took the gifts.
That show created a freaking MONSTER
I HATE these two motherfuckers. Whenever I see that douchebag Jon, I feel as if I should trip him up, put on stilettos with the sharpest heel I can find and stab his fucking smug face all up n down that bitch!!! The only contribution these two assholes have made to the planet is a fucking giant carbon footprint courtesy of having had too many lab rats. Fuck off and die why doncha? Oh, and I hope you catch herpes and antibiotic resistant gonorrhea from some alley slag while you're at it you self entitled ugly fuck.
Submitted by Mel on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:04pm.
True Story!
If you go to one of Kate Gosselin's book signings, you aren't allowed to stare at her because she "perceives it as a threat."
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What is she? Half dog?
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Submitted by Mel on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:04pm.
If you go to one of Kate Gosselin's book signings, you aren't allowed to stare at her because she "perceives it as a threat."
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And you are not even allowed to through coffee mugs at her or yell 'ball busting cunt-of-a-whore'! That's what the cops told me....
Damn her to HELL!!
True Story!
If you go to one of Kate Gosselin's book signings, you aren't allowed to stare at her because she "perceives it as a threat." Her people give guidelines/rules to every store she attends and that's one of the rules.
This bitch was at a book signing a few weeks ago in my favorite Barnes and Noble. She's a HUGE cunt and her fan base is just as crazy as the Brangeloonies!! You can tell she even hates doing these appearances. When one of the salespeople asked me if I was there for her signing, I said...
"HELL NO!".
her is a link to why her parents are not in the kids lives.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_is_Kate_Gosselin_estranged_from_her_parent...
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:34pm.
LMFAO! You seriously made my day.
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they dont have minorities with 12 kids because normally Hispanics and blacks know better than to have 12 kids at once
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
When are they going to have a show with a black or Latino family of 12? I'm sorry, but there is something nauseating and racist about TLC's family programming. I guess grubbing handouts and selling your kids on tv isn't welfare. I don't know, what would the reception be if it was "Jamal and LaQuisha Plus 8"? If she were a shrew like Kate, we'd hate her, too, but my point is that Jamal and LaQuisha, or Jesus and Lourdes, wouldn't even get on the show, unless they were PERFECT. It's like those conservative, renegade polygamous, politically conservative Mormon men who have all their wives on welfare. Just saying.
And again, what is up with Kate's hair?!?!
Who can blame him? Kate's a fucking cunt.
I don't watch that shit but the clips I've seen on the Soup make her look like a CUNT. I wouldn't advocate adultery but if I had to live with that I'd be out trying to bang chicks too. Anything to drown out that shrew's voice.
I don't blame the poor guy.
What the hell is up with Kate's hair? Someone, anyone, please respond.
Hoorya! I can use my Kate story..
So, the cunt shows up for a book signing in my area a few weeks back. I try in vain to get my buddies to go down there with pitchforks, torches and 'Burn the Witch!' tastefully printed signs, but no one called me back =(.
Dragged the wife down there. Embarrassed her by asking the store employees 'where do I line up to slap her? I'll pay extra.' and 'I'd like to buy a copy of Taming of the Shrew and have her sign it and then give it Jon, ok?'
I watched from a safe distance (actually my wife took coffee mug I wanted to toss at her out of my hands and made me step back), that CUNT was so rude to people. Rolling her eyes, telling people 'no, I don't take pictures', 'NEXT!', and then storming out with a line of 100 people because 'I need to eat!'.
I would never encourage anyone to break up their marriage, but in this case...Jon, go chase some pussy.
Um, Baw0123, you've maybe never heard of OctoMom?
But really, the woman's a bitch. I really don't understand how she can see herself on TV and not see how she's acting, or how her husband is reacting to her.
Good riddance. You go, Jon.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 12:50pm.
These people who put their lives on TV for entertainment are asking for trouble. Duh! The only megafamily who won't be scarred by it is the Duggars, and that's only because they are so high on Jesus they don't know what the hell is going on around them
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LMAO, I know those Duggar parents keep those kids high on the Jesus Kool-Aid.The only normal one is that adorable Cousin Amy and they act like she's some meth smoking stripper or something. I'm just curious though who do you guys think will be the closet gay Duggar? There's no way you can have 18 kids and not have a gay. I'm saying it's either Josh or Josiah.
So I grew up in the PA town where they film the show. Still have family there. No one likes Kate. She really has no friends, and the ones she has have spilled all the dirt on her around town. Her family even dislikes her. Apparently they are getting a divorce but not because of the "other woman". It is because he doesn't want to do another season and she does. She's got to pimp out her kids to make a buck. I don't understand how having a litter of kids makes you famous.
Mady seems to be the brightest, most articulate and perceptive one of the entire bunch (including her parents). I don't blame her for acting out... she has been pushed into the spotlight and subject to public criticism by forces beyond her control.
Good for Jon, i hope he got a nice lap dance.
Kate is a shrew who never misses the opportunity to hand his balls to him on a paper plate.
Lindsay Is Rancid Dog Meat should be their next big story.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 12:50pm.
These people who put their lives on TV for entertainment are asking for trouble. Duh! The only megafamily who won't be scarred by it is the Duggars, and that's only because they are so high on Jesus they don't know what the hell is going on around them.
LMAO! Amen to that!
I have only seen the show once but that was enough to see that he is married to a little bitch. They are both stupid to parade themselves on national tv for profit and fame. I feel bad for the kids.
i hate both of them, they are equally annoying and horrible for each other and their kids. that said, they should stay together forever and ever and ever.
I hate Lindsay Lohan with the heat of a thousand hair dryers.
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:12am.
Everytime I see anything Heidi and Spencer, I immediately pass and don't read. I HATE HATE HATE THEM.
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Those dumbfucks went on their honeymoon to Mexico. They should take a cruise to Somalia next.
Blohan's secret drug to get thin isn't really a secret, meth can do that to you?
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These people who put their lives on TV for entertainment are asking for trouble. Duh! The only megafamily who won't be scarred by it is the Duggars, and that's only because they are so high on Jesus they don't know what the hell is going on around them.
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:59am.
How embarrassing for his twin girls, who will certainly catch wind of this. What a moron he is, and I don't care how poorly Kate treats him. Man up and file for divorce, then go out and play once everything is finalized.
What kind of terrible person would cheat with this man anyway.
Jon and Kate make me physically sick.
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You said exactly what I was going to say. It doesn't matter how bad Kate is, divorce first and THEN go play. This will all play out in the media and the older twin girls will be embarrassed by it all.
As for the rotten twin Maddie, while I agree she is rotten, I believe it is the fault of the parents. Look at those twins BEFORE the sextuplets were born. They were VERY smart and got so much attention from both parents. But then her parents had to go and have 6 more. Of course, there was no more attention to lavish on the twins because it was all about the tups and it has been like that ever since. Maddie has even said she wishes they were never born. This whole family is messed up.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
kate deserves it. she's become unfuckingbearable.
cum to me, johnny
cum....
cum.............
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 10:31am.
That guy reminds of the actor who plays Miles on Lost
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Miles is so hot!!!!♥♥♥ Jon is no Miles, I can promise you that! LOL
Can't wait for tonight's episode. :)
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I concur wholeheartedly. Miles is awesome. Great actor. Very hot!
comparing that dweeb to miles is ...it's a... .it's just SIX SHADES OF WRONG!
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Submitted by secondbecky on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 9:57am.
A little late to this convo- starting from beginning...
IN MY OPINION....
In a relationship however, it's not just taking care of the babies that's important- it's taking care of your MARRIAGE also. You could be mother of the year but if your marriage is shit and the kids sense/see it, you mine-as-well buy the clear heels and the stripper pole (for the girls, at least) now because they learn from the relationships they see and if mommy pushes daddy away then you'll get the "be my daddy" syndrome and if mommy is selfish and treats daddy like shit you'll get the "be my old sugar daddy i'm a spoiled brat" syndrome.
I dont condone cheating- even in this instance- but whos to say she isnt getting a little "strange" on the side too? I would think an uber bitch like her would need some dick every now and then.
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maybe the lady was his designated(er) driver? maybe?
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Submitted by KG on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:03am.
I'm not condoning cheating, but his wife is overbearing and impossible. I feel so sorry for him.
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I hear you, but why did he marry her and then have 8 kids with her if she is so bad??? Think with your other head for once, guys!!!
honestly cannot stand that woman. he is hilarious & he does look like that guy on lost!
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