Wednesday, April 29th 2009

One More Time

It looks like someone got caught doing lines off of a hooker's nalgas again, because Sean Penn has filed for "legal separation with children" from Robin Wright. Extra (via UsWeekly) says Sean threw his hat back into the divorce ring last Friday. This is the third time they've flirted with divorce.

In December 2007, Sean filed for divorce, but a few days letter he said he was just joking and took it back. A few days later, Robin Wright filed for divorce herself, but in April 2008 they decided to torture themselves some more by trying to make it work and canceled their divorce petition.

When Sean won the Oscar, Robin was sitting there waiting for him to throw her a kiss, but he didn't. Sean didn't thank her and later said he wanted to keep the focus on the movie. And by "keep the focus on the movie," he meant he forgot he was married because he was too busy finger fucking Natalie Portman with his eyes.

Hopefully, it will stick this time. It has to suck sitting at home waiting for your b-hole husband to stumble inside reeking of rancid coke breath and fuck juices. Open your cougar cage, Robin and pounce out! There's a whole lot of dickin' to do!

Posted by: Michael K


bornagainChristian's picture

Swear to ME!

Sean Penn is a douche.

He needs to pack it up and head to South America.

moonmaid's picture

God, she needs to get away from that nasty douchebag and get a life, and lots of therapy.

z-listed's picture

He should have stayed with Vadge. Those two assholes were made for each other. At least that way neihter of them could fuck up anyone else's life!

He's a douche!

Zoe-in-Atlanta's picture

I feel sorry for anyone who loves him.

He just looks mean.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

She is pretty and she will bounce back but I doubt they will divorce.

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Lovers Keep On The Road Youre On's picture

She plays Ben Affleck's wife in State of Play and I really liked her. I have always liked her and think she deserves a lot better than what she has right now. I think she has stayed so long mostly because of her kids, but being physically and emotionally abused doesn't benefit anyone. I feel bad for her and hope this break is for good.

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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

I did notice that he acted kind of reserved and distant at the Oscars with her - it was kind of sad actually. When he got up after they announced his name, he almost forgot to kiss and hug her until she basically threw herself at him and kissed him. Sean Peen is useless....seriously...I mean everyone thinks just cause he can play assholes and outcasts really well, he must be great, but he is your typical case of asshole with a name.

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Freak Speely's picture

When is this bitch going to stop letting him publicly humiliate her and leave for reals?

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Sean Penn is one ugly dude.

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He did really fucked up shit to Madonna, and I don't know how anyone could forgive the crazy things he did.
Here's some about what went down between those 2:

"When Madonna was with Penn, she always had her guard up. She told back-up singer Erica Bell: 'It's just too exhausting with Sean. I'm only a woman. How much can I take?'
Penn's drinking exacerbated the problem. In an interview given a decade later, he admitted about his marriage: 'I was not of sober mind during most of it.'
Camille Barbone observed: 'Sean drinks from morning till night.'
In June 1987, Madonna went to the Cedars Sinai hospital for an X-ray after Penn apparently hit her across the head with a baseball bat. At the time, they had been having a heart-to-heart talk about reconciling.
Madonna did not make an official complaint because Penn was about to serve a short jail term for attacking a film extra. He served 33 days of a 60-day sentence in the Los Angeles County jail (23 hours a day in solitary) for violating the probation he'd been given for punching a fan. Their violent arguments were exhausting for everyone, but Madonna hesitated to admit that the marriage had failed. Though she saw lawyers about getting a divorce, she hung on for a full year to see if it could be saved.
It was a decision she would come to regret. In the late afternoon of December 28, 1989, Penn scaled the wall surrounding the Malibu house and found Madonna alone in the master bedroom.
According to a report filed by Madonna with the Malibu sheriff's office, the two began to quarrel. Penn told her he owned her 'lock, stock and barrel'.
When she told him she was leaving the house, he tried to bind her hands with an electric lamp and cord. Screaming and afraid, Madonna fled from the bedroom. What followed was a nine-hour ordeal which left her deeply shaken.
Penn chased her into the living room, caught her and bound her to a chair with heavy twine. Then he threatened to cut off her hair.
According to the police report, Penn was 'drinking liquor straight from the bottle' and the abuse went on for several hours, during which time he smacked and roughed up his victim.
He went out to buy more alcohol, leaving Madonna bound and gagged. Some hours later, he returned and continued his attacks.
Madonna said that he untied her after she agreed to perform a degrading sex act on him. She then fled the house and ran to her car.
Penn ran after her and was banging on the windows of her Thunderbird while she spoke to police on her mobile phone. Fifteen minutes later, she staggered into the sheriff's office.
Lieut Bill McSweeny said: 'I hardly recognized her as Madonna. She was weeping, her lip was bleeding and she had obviously been struck.'
Penn was taken away in handcuffs and charged with inflicting 'corporal injury and traumatic conditions' on her, as well as committing 'battery'.
A week later, Madonna called her lawyers and told them to file divorce papers. Yet she also told Deputy District Attorney Lauren Weiss she wished to withdraw the assault charges against her husband.
The problem was not the publicity - the scandal was in all the papers. It seems she just couldn't bear to see Penn thrown into jail. She still believed that he was the love of her life, and she tortured herself wondering to what extent she was to blame for the abuse.
At the time, she simply said: 'May God bless and keep him - but far, far from me. This marriage is over.'
But they never truly fell out of contact. When she was with Beatty, Penn called her repeatedly to say that he was too old for her. He called Beatty often, too, to tell him to leave her alone."
Here the entire article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1157780/Is-Madonna-love-Sea...

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Submitted by bella3n on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:58am.

Ok- let's hope they do it. Cause Madonna is single now and I"m sick of Baby Jesus... REUNION!

Remeber they used to be married!
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Actually I hope Madonna will stay with baby Jesus and there won't be any reunions with Mr. Peen. I think that Baby J does her good. Sean is not someone to have a long-lasting relationship with. Sure he could be fun to have a fling with or something, but I think he's really abusive towards his women. Not to mention that both Madonna and Sean have huge egos – both Leos, btw.

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Suzy Farkis's picture

'Keep the focus on the movie'? Ugh, I thought I'd heard bad excuses in the past but that really makes you want to tea-bag the guy with elephant nuts dipped in monkey dung. Not cool when you have children with that person, A-hole.

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Submitted by Cara on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:33pm.
I'll probably get yelled at, but I like Sean Penn. He's an ass, but says and does what he wants. More people should.
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OK, I want to cheat on my wife. Now I will. Thanks!!!

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Cara's picture

I'll probably get yelled at, but I like Sean Penn. He's an ass, but says and does what he wants. More people should.

DeeDee's picture

I hope Robin goes through with the divorce this time. She deserves an award for putting up with his ass all these years.

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Submitted by Manbearpig on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:05pm.
Run for your life, Robin!
Does anyone else remember when Sean was married to Madonna that he got arrested for tying her up and putting her head in an oven?

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I remember he was charged with tying her up and leaving her there for 2 days. Don't remember the oven bit but it would not be out of character.

RWP is a great actress and a beautiful woman. She deserves better and I hope she finds it.

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Kandykane's picture

I enjoy any movie that Robin Wright is in. She is an excellent actress. When Sean Penn "forgot" to thank her, that spoke volumes about their relationship. Time for her to pack her shyte and bounce.

Manbearpig's picture

Run for your life, Robin!
Does anyone else remember when Sean was married to Madonna that he got arrested for tying her up and putting her head in an oven? I swear I remember that but haven't been able to find documentation to back up my memory...

"I recently watched a pretty good movie starring Robin, called Sorry Haters, did anyone see that movie? She was very good in it."

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Nicole's picture

What is his appeal? Seriously? And don't give me any of that "zomg he's a great actor" crap. He's a decent actor, but as a person he's an intolerable, belligerant, ignorant bigoted asshole, and Robin can do so much better.

He should just get back with Vadge and call it a day. Those two crusty old skeezers were made for each other.

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These two deserve one another. I mean, who else would want them?!

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robin looks like she dabbles in narcotics as well. too thin and a weird cokey face.

robin's hot but she has her own vicious pursuits ;p

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Shejay's picture

Sean is NASTY!!! He played his "Milk" role a little too well if you ask me... He seems like a guy who talks smack about homosexuals only because he is one - ala' American Beauty... Fly Robin Fly - you deserve soooo much more!

he's such a sourpuss and to think I blew 30 dollars to go see a film he's presenting in marin that I've already seen...not going ...too much swine flu
breath blowing around up there for a 3 hour movie anyway...
lars ulrich was gasbagging on rachel maddow, inarticulately, how SF bay area is so different from l.a....that all the artists know each other and hang out..
total nonsense of course...the class barriers still reign...especially in that
hell hole tosca's in north beach...where the in crowd gets to pursue their vices in the back room ;p

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Whatever's picture

Sean Penn is a douche.

mharker's picture

Princess Buttercup has some crazy in her. Appearances really are deceiving.

I want Sean Penn and Lindsay Lohan to be together! Think of all the fun stories that would come out of that!

moosh's picture

Robin should have dumped him on oscar night

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Pimpcessa's picture

dramaqueen365247
Not trying to start shit here, but why were we all so hard on Rhianna for going back, but we're so sympathetic towards Robin? She let this shit happen to herself. She allowed it. Why? For fame? Money? Because she needs a man? Just sayin'.

Ummmmmmm......well........I'll have to get back to you on that one........

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sean's picture

Open your cougar cage, Robin and pounce out! There's a whole lot of dickin' to do!

I'd love to do some dickin' with Robin but as I understand it she's as heavy a smoker as he is.

:(

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Submitted by presets on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 12:14pm.

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well, yeah! that too!!! *as you wish*

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

moomarse's picture

Wait - did I read that wrong? HE'S the coke head boinkin hookers and HE'S filing for divorce WITH CHILDREN????? Cheating coke heads make great parents, I guess... WTF????

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

dramaqueen365247's picture

Not trying to start shit here, but why were we all so hard on Rhianna for going back, but we're so sympathetic towards Robin? She let this shit happen to herself. She allowed it. Why? For fame? Money? Because she needs a man? Just sayin'.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

you don't fucking divorce fucking Princess Buttercup!

Let's hope he "jokes" again so SHE can divorce him.

rukiddingme's picture

I sure hope Robin goes through with it this time. She's been tortured enough by this douchebag excuse for a husband and father. I hope she gets custody of their kids too.

Pimpcessa's picture

I do believe we, at Dlisted, have finally found an actor that we all like! This is unfriggingbelieveable!! I have always loved this bitch.

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PoodleLover's picture

have you been to Venezuela? if not, go see that Frontline special they had about Hugo Chavez. Chavez is a monster.

ITA. All anyone needs to do is go ask a former Venezuelan who has immigrated to the U.S. and they will give you an earful. :)

OT: Sean's an ass. He doesn't know a damn thing about politics. Only pretends to. He and Oliver Stone can suck it when it comes to Chavez and Castro. How 'bout giving a shit about America's plight? There are so many things wrong with this country that I don't get why so many douchy celebs put their damn noses into other countries' business. (rant over)

Sweetas's picture

Robin, for the love of God fly far far away.

bella3n's picture

Ok- let's hope they do it. Cause Madonna is single now and I"m sick of Baby Jesus... REUNION!

Remeber they used to be married!

Dirk Diggler's picture

Robin is one of those women who try to "save" men. Sean was a behemoth of a project to undertake and she deserves credit for trying, but the guy clearly is majorly fucked up.

Now she needs to get herself a kick-ass lawyer and get as much as can from the divorce. If anyone ever deserved a hefty settlement it's her.

MissJaneTexas's picture

I feel sorry for her. He seems like the kinda guy who alienates his women from their friends and family....and then slowly breaks them down. I should know, I've been there *shudders*
She is so pretty and a fabulous actress I hope she pulls herself out of this obviously dysfunctional relationship.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:22am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:15am.

Don't kick my ass for asking, but what's wrong with being associated with Hugo Chavez?

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I am not going to kick your ass for asking that question, but I will say that I have my opinions on Chavez that I will not express on dlisted.

Political discussions only end badly no matter which side a person is on, and I like to avoid them.

No disrespect to you at all! : )

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:22am.

Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:15am.

Don't kick my ass for asking, but what's wrong with being associated with Hugo Chavez?

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have you been to Venezuela? if not, go see that Frontline special they had about Hugo Chavez. Chavez is a monster.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:15am.

Don't kick my ass for asking, but what's wrong with being associated with Hugo Chavez?

Fred Flintstone's picture

I used to think Penn was cool but then I read about his dad and a light bulb popped on and all of his behavior patterns crystallized. This fucker is a psychopath who really needs years of therapy. He is one emotional event away from murdering/causing serious injury to somebody. If I were his wife the only question I would ask to the judge is "how does today work" for the divorce? Kinda begin to understand his brothers addictions as well. He may be a great actor but buying a ticket to his movies is like buying an alcholic a fifth of fucking booze. Get some help dude!

EastEndGirl's picture

They also did Isn't She Lovely together with Travolta. I really enjoyed that film.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:18am.
devilgirl, I LOVED Santa Barbara! Kelly married Joe, who died....and the Eden and Cruz love story was the best!!!!

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I totally forgot about Eden and Cruz. Wasn't that Kelly's sister?

I miss that soap!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Robin used to star on a soap called "Santa Barbara" then she went to film, starring in:

The Princess Bride
Forrest Gump
Moll Flanders
Message in a Bottle
The Last Castle
White Oleander
Nine Lives
BEOWOLF
Recently :
State of Play

And those are just the movies you might have heard of.

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That's right, SANTA FUCKIN' BARBARA!
Eden & Cruz!!!

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