Wednesday, April 29th 2009
Thank You, Daily Mail
Albert Finney can take off the wig, because the role of Susan Boyle in the movie version of her life is close to being snatched up by none-other-than Catherine Zeta-Jones! That's what the Daily Mail claims anyway. They say that CZJ is trying to buy the rights to Susan's life story. The Daily Mail could've made that all up just so they could create this work of high-art that belongs in the museum of non-stop laughs.
CZJ should give Michael Douglas an extra kiss on his prune lips tonight, because if it wasn't for him this is exactly what she would look like today without all that money. This was your future, CZJ!
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And I thought my eyebrows looked bad. This is how mine looked in the early 90s before I discovered waxing! ZING!
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Bwahahaha she wishes she could look that fresh and hot.
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Eww. That little bit of tongue action is freaking me out.
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Even her hubby's "Wall Street 2" sounds better than this mess...
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CZJ hasn't even said she likes Susan singing piece publically, unlike so many others. It seems so unlikely. And MK even though they chose the photo when she was really unwell and had to do her makeup in the dark lol She has always been really stunning, especially when she was younger. (she used to live in my town) so hardly think she is going to look awful without money ;)
those eyebrows are where SWINE FLU started!!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 12:12pm.
Leaf raking is kicking my ass. I have tons to burn, but it has rained so much, I have yet to burn them, Then on days it's sunny, it has been windy as hell! Last thing I need is to start a fire in the country side!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 12:04pm.
you're further south than i am. buds are just coming out here. i love being outside but i wish they made grass that only grew about 2 inches. would that be SO HARD to do?!
edit: sorry, MK! i'll move it to open post... later *side eyes*
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ALSO: The only movie that should be made about Susan Boyle is a DOCUMENTARY.
Her "charm" can only be displayed by the woman herself. I think it would lose something in the replication, the way the fabulous Beales were turned into caca in the HBO "Grey Gardens". The real thing is infinitely more interesting.
Kudos to Simon Cowell for the great prank he pulled off. Of course, they knew she could sing. Probably uglied her up a bit too.
angel_i: LOVE it. Dina Lohan and Laura Bush are my favorites. The more realistic they are, the better. Tracey Ullman is a fucking genius.
She had this character who was totally Susan Boyle. A frumpy middle-aged spinster who cared for her sick mother and worked in a bank and rode a moped. But she was a little spunky and likeable. Very Susan Boyle. I think her thing was ballroom dancing, not singing, though.
CZJ sucks
movie rights? isn't it a bit early? diva la boyle should accomplish something other than impressing simon the cow before she gets a movie, shouldn't she? yeesh.
and who the hell does cubic zirconia-joke think she is? she's no diva la boyle. she should stay home and rub oil onto that leather suitcase she calls daddy and stay off my movie screen.
Movies should only be made of the lives of truly interesting people who have led phenomenal lives. So, Susan Boyle is an ugly duckling with no real life who has a decent voice & gets to be on TV...Then what? She transforms into an ugly duckling with 15 min of fame & a decent voice & gets to be on a little more TV...Who the fuck wants to watch 90 minutes of that shit? Its not like she is up for a Nobel Prize or an Oscar or anything.
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 12:03pm.
I have been mowing and raking, trimming etc outside too, and I have barely made a dent!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hi devilgirl!
i've been around, usually stop by at least once a day. haven't said too much lately, just reading
i'm actually going OUTSIDE and walking around in GRASS . . . out in the 'real' world! gonna have to start mowing that damn lawn agin, shate
hope all is well in DG world!
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Susan needs a fucking head transplant! If this broad wasn't so ugly we wouldn't even be talking about her
Susan Boyle: A Brow Is Born
She was birthed.
Her eyebrows received their own zip codes.
She bought a kitteh.
She lost her job.
She sang on Idol.
She and her brows got a makeover.
No one gave a shit.
Her kitteh left home to find himself.
The End.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:57am.
Tracey Ullman should do Susan Boyle. She did a similar character in "Tracey Takes On..." actually.
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OMG, have you been watching State of the Union?! That shit is HILARIOUS! Particularly, I like the recurring White Oprah - hanging in the "celebrity mom holding pen" at clubs, giving out tips to other Moms...SO funny.
Or ex-First Lady Bush stealing shit from the White House when they move...Or the richest, most famous lady in Malawi adopting that trailer kid and telling him how is such a LUCKY, LUCKY BOY!...and so on...
I LUVS it - she's totally got room for Susan Boyle in there.
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They should have got
Kathy Bates to play her.
and that pic is still creepin me out!
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Charles Manson, I agree with you. So Simon and company never saw her audition? They never laid eyes on her before that magical moment? No one told them "You have to get a load of this chick! She's ugly as hell but she can sing!"?
I called bullshit on it, too. It was very nice, but I didn't buy the whole enchilada.
Ok, ok... I know Susan Boyle's voice is very pretty. She shut up every fucking bully from the audience and judges' panel on American Idol or whatever who were laughing at her/doubted she could do something by proving she CAN sing no matter what she looks like... but making a movie about her life is ludicrous. Honestly, what has she done to deserve it?. She's just a "frumpy-looking" woman who can sing, it's not like she's a Human Cell Stem researcher. To give her the recognition she deserves, she should get a record deal... not a damn movie.
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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:35am.
CZJ is hot and that photoshop thing is still not hiding her hotness.
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it's only superficial. that woman is a TERRIBLE actress. i get the distinct impression there's not much substance to her personality either.
I'll never forget her in that movie where she played a chef. What a joke. It could have been a nice little movie too - with someone that could act in the role she was handed.
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Tracey Ullman should do Susan Boyle. She did a similar character in "Tracey Takes On..." actually.
She would rock that shit OUT.
Whatever, I've always thought CZJ was beeeeautiful!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:49am.
Hi Hysteria! Where have you been?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:36am.
Cubic Zirconia Jones must be desperte for a role, because I cannot think of any story I would find more boring than the life and times of Susan Boiled Potatoes!
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Cubic Zirconia Jones! aahahahaa! i heart you devilgirl!
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actually the photo-shopping isn't too far off from where she would be without all the work she has had done. if anyone has ever seen the british series "the darling buds of may" that she was in at the start of her career, this picture looks like where she would have been heading...
two nobody heifers going out to pasture
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Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:23am.
She has to, IMO. Doesn't she claim to be 33 or 34? She's got to be shaving off at least 5 years.
CZJ is at least a decade older than she claims, and I'm not surprised that she's looking for anything where she can showcase her singing 'ability'. She won't win another Oscar, but keep chins up, Cat.
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Isn't it a little too soon to be talking about a movie of her life???
Thats creepy looking.....so is the real Susan Boyle.
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Why would she even bother??
Buying the rights for a story and being cast for the role are two different things altogether.
And DG is right. It sounds boring.
CHARLES MANSON
THIS WHOLE SUSAN BOYLE SHIT IS FAKE AS HELL. I SAW THROUGH THAT THE FIRST FUCKING TIME I WATCHED IT. EVERYTHING WAS WAY TOO FUCKING GODDAMN PERFECT AND SKETCHED OUT. THE SAME WITH THAT LITTLE GIRL WHO COULDNT DANCE AND THEN OPENED HER MOUTH TO THIS GLORIOUS VOICE. SAME EXPRESSIONS ON THE JUDGES FACE SAME FUCKING STORY LINE. JUST A DIFFERENT PLOT. ITS LIKE THE WWF WHEN IT FIRST FUCKING CAME OUT IN THE 70'S AND EVERYONE WAS SO FUCKING AMAZED AT THE RAW WRESTLING TALENT AND THEN IT FINALLY DAWNED ON SHIT FOR BRAINS PUBLIC IT IS ALL FAKE.
Cubic Zirconia Jones must be desperte for a role, because I cannot think of any story I would find more boring than the life and times of Susan Boiled Potatoes!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
CZJ is hot and that photoshop thing is still not hiding her hotness.
Buying the rights doesn't mean she'll be playing her. Try Julie Walters...
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oh GOD. Ridiculous.
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Uhm...what the feck is this Bull crap. I've got the movie rights...and the caterpillar brows.
are her fifteen minutes up? and CZJ you never hear about her anymore, thankfully.
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Fucka doodle-do.
She needs lip fillers.
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this is probably the only way czj can get a job these days...
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you see me, bitch....
That picture is making me uncomfortable. For real.
What happen to my Welsh beauty, sorry I lurve her!
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Why? We don't need a movie about a dumbass nobody will give a fuck about by the end of the year.
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