I Hope Gordon's Mobile Phone Makes A Cameo
IN THIS ECONOMY, Hollywood should not be making a sequel to Wall Street 2. If we wanted to see some depressing tale about how we're all going to be shanking each other for a place in the bread line next year, we'll save our pennies and turn on the TV instead. Not using their brains: Hollywood is doing right.
Both Michael Douglas and Oliver Stone will be back for the sequel. Shila LaDouche has also been signed on to play a young trader. Gregg Brilliant, a spokeswhore for 20th Century Fox said, "We need to keep the story line under wraps, but it's literally ripped from today's headlines. It's going to be very big and very cool."
Fuck Wall Street 2! I want to see a movie about Fox spokeswhore Gregg Brilliant. You know he has stories to tell. With a name like that he must be a superhero on the down low. Or an infomercial salesman on the down low. Or a toothpaste fetishist on the down low. Something on the down low!
Besides, shouldn't Gordon Gekko be sipping cold Ovaltine in the cafeteria of some retirement home in Boca by now? Bitch is too old to deal with this recession shit.
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Why does Shia always star in sequals to movies that were only good 20 years ago?
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:47pm.
Maybe he'll accidentally sniff some floor wax and get so high he forgets to return his DVDs on time.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Shia is starting to disappoint me. I miss my badass misdemeanor hottie! C'mon Shia, throw a cigarette butt down or get liquored up and violate a Walgreens, you know how I like it!
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Submitted by cprincess on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 12:14pm.
Wanna a friend? get a dog..
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Why yes, its from President Truman. But its revised into a movie quote...
*extends antenna all the way out* This movie could be really good. *slams antenna back down* *walks away like I'm cool*
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wall Street 2?
Is this a joke???
It's been 20 years since the original. Why mess with a good thing.
I hate Hollywood.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:46pm.
You lucky bastid. That guy is way funny.
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O man! Is that a sign of age, right there? Becuz it's REALLY funny now but it was totally NOT back then! Ha!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:15pm.
Hahaha Angel, Sheeps found your old boyfriend.
Also, did he have to recharge that phone every 2 hours?
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I really don't know - that's about how long I knew him all told:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:46pm.
You lucky bastid. That guy is way funny. Try to find some of the Trigger Happy epis where they dress up like giant bunnies or rats and do dumb things, like hump in the alley or steal carrots or cheese.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:12pm.
Trigger Happy: Man on cell phone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYLMk8xplqw
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OMG! THAT'S HIM!!! ACK!
*runs away!*
Actually, it's like the two of them blended into one! Double ACK!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Ugh. Shia LaDouche. Who else? I could totally see that. WTF he plays a fast-talking fucking blue-balled dork in every fucking movie. When will we see the end of it? Good thing he's accident prone.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:19pm.
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Wow angel_i.....I don't think that I've been this attracted to a member of the same sex before...
I think I may lurve you ♥♥♥
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Yay! I KNOW I lurve you!!!
*SMOOOOOOCH!*
I used to be embarrassed by smooching you know? Not no mores!:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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The sequel sounds boring, but along with the phone, I hope Sean Young returns. Instead of LaDouche, I would love to see Ed Westwick as the grandson of Sir Larry.
Sir Larry was HOT!
Maybe, for MK's sake, they will have the Gordon Gekko character brought down by a blood thirsty reporter with ties to the uberwealthy and Wall Street. Mah Boo anyone? That character will seduce Gordon Gekko, or rather coyly allow Gordon to seduce him.....only to gain insider info to Wall St trading. When enough info, and by info I mean nudity, is displayed Your Boo will reveal all of this to the public and bring down the machine that is evil corporate greed.
Ofcourse the entire time His Boo's sexuality will be questioned. Is he just with him for the story, or does he really like men? That question will be answered when he shows up to receive his Pulitzer with none other than.....MK...on his arm, prancing/skipping/sashaying down the red carpet. THE END
I'm killing myself over the headline!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:19pm.
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Wow angel_i.....I don't think that I've been this attracted to a member of the same sex before...
I think I may lurve you ♥♥♥
How and why did Shia Labeouf get famous? He's so damn annoying and plays the exact same character in every single film he's been in. Gah! Do not want.
@ Slutty:
Well, I will not reveal my age but he took me to a bar. For lunch. Becuz, as I explained, he was douchey like that. He wore a cheap suit and talked the whole time about his INTERNATIONAL TRADING business and brought that big-ass mobile home to the table with us. Where, of course, he was summoned to talk about his INTERNATIONAL TRADING business with his BUSINESS ASSOCIATE. It was the worst. date. ever.
Then I dated this artistic and temperamental aussie character who was really, like, a guru kinda to me....
Then we had this huge acid party and I spent the whole next day cleaning and reorganizing the house (it was the Year Long Sleepover) and creating a chore wheel and telling my o-so-enthusiastic (no, really! but they were only enthusiastic on that day) friends about my Achievement Point/Beer Bong idea and passed out dead an hour before I was supposed to meet him the next evening. I THINK he called and I THINK I spoke to him, in fact! Anyway, he was really whiny and bitchy about it afterwards so I went camping and gave up on older men for a while:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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that's gonna be good!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Hahaha Angel, Sheeps found your old boyfriend.
Also, did he have to recharge that phone every 2 hours?
Trigger Happy: Man on cell phone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYLMk8xplqw
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:15pm.
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Bwahahahahahahahaha....now more about how young were you & where did he take you?
He wasn't THAT old. He was thirty-five! That used to be "old".
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:02pm.
@Slutty: I just tol a story about how I DATED a guy with one of those! (he was much older - it's important y'all amember that! for a number of reasons:) anyways - it looks like a freaking walkie talkie LOL!
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Was he an older man & did it recharge his heart when it stopped beating?
@Slutty: I just tol a story about how I DATED a guy with one of those! (he was much older - it's important y'all amember that! for a number of reasons:) it must have been bad cuz everybody ignored it:(
anyways - it looks like a freaking walkie talkie LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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What is that thing he is holding up to his face? It can't be a cell phone because where is the screen to read text messages or surf the web, and how would you strap it to your arm when you go running. Although I will say it looks large enough to play my mp3 downloads very loud.
Submitted by mharker on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 12:37pm.
I take it Oliver Stone's realized he peaked and is now going back to his glory days. Next thing you know--JFK 2!
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Hahahaha JFK 2! "The Doors 2: This Time It's Personal.
Wow, "ripped from today's headlines", huh? So not only will this movie be an unoriginal pice of shit, it'll be depressing as well?
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I never even saw the first one!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Well it's finally happened; I can no longer follow Michael K's lingo. Who is Gordon Gekko? (Google Google Google). Oh I see.
Submitted by Helena on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:32pm.
I need to launch a campaign advocating the end of the misuse and overuse of the adverb "literally" to describe things that are indeed *figurative*.
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I support you completely. Well, almost completely, my right foot has better things to do.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:27pm.
Well, my dad is retired now, and he lost the remote.
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Jay Leno stole it. He doesn't want your dad to change the channel to reruns of Anything But Leno.
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All he had to do was put it under the newspaper, lazy bastard never would've found it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm imagining something being "literally ripped from today's headlines" and I'm appalled by the imagery, I tell you. Just appalled.
I need to launch a campaign advocating the end of the misuse and overuse of the adverb "literally" to describe things that are indeed *figurative*.
I'm an English major; I LITERALLY can't help it!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:15pm.
It's NBC, maybe both viewers DID ask for it.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA! They have that many?
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Well, my dad is retired now, and he lost the remote.
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Jay Leno stole it. He doesn't want your dad to change the channel to reruns of Anything But Leno.
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Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 12:53pm.
Speaking of Ripped from the headlines stuff, was everybody else as disspointed as me with the Casey Anthony's Law and Order SVU?
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The writer's are running out of ideas. I think the local strip club should have Casey Anthony (amateur) night with the winner getting a free one-year's supply of condoms
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Did you see Pam Anderson was at some high-end strip club last night? Someone described her out fit as costing $10.99. And supposedly the strippers were told not to strip until after SamRon finished her set because she's so "girl crazy" she wouldn't be able to concentrate!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:15pm.
It's NBC, maybe both viewers DID ask for it.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA! They have that many?
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Well, my dad is retired now, and he lost the remote.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 12:53pm.
Speaking of Ripped from the headlines stuff, was everybody else as disspointed as me with the Casey Anthony's Law and Order SVU?
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The writer's are running out of ideas. I think the local strip club should have Casey Anthony (amateur) night with the winner getting a free one-year's supply of condoms
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:09pm.
It's ridiculous to have another TALK SHOW on! They bore me and I have not watched a late night, or talk show period in YEARS!
I hate talk shows!
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Ugh. I think I last watched a late-night talk show because I wanted to see if Mariska Hargitay was as ditzy IRL as I've heard.
She is.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:15pm.
It's NBC, maybe both viewers DID ask for it.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA! They have that many?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:09pm.
oops dbl post
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:09pm.
It's ridiculous to have another TALK SHOW on! They bore me and I have not watched a late night, or talk show period in YEARS!
I hate talk shows!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:09pm.
That not-funny hack Jay Leno is taking over the 10:00pm time slot. Whose fuckwad idea was that, anyway? In the ads they say the viewers asked for it.
Bull
Shit
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It's NBC, maybe both viewers DID ask for it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
OMFG That's funny! Long, long ago when I was working in a grocery store and had a hankering for (older) international men of mystery, I dated this COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG! He went out of his way to show me what a douche he was on that one fateful afternoon...including yelling at a man who grazed the side of his illegally parked mid-life crisis car while he (my date) was nosing out into the mid-day rush backtoback traffic (from, may I remind you, his illegal parking spot).
Now, I was too young to be where he took me but even *I* knew that his cell phone was a joke! He carried the monstrosity with him to the table and sure enuff, it rang. Causing a table of suits beside us to laugh and start pretending to speak into their watches and shoes, shouting "SELL! SELL!".
Fucking funny assholes - I betcha they ALL of them have cell phones now. But AT LEAST, they waited to get sleek cell phones!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:08pm.
Sugaroo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:04pm
Typo, and I left it.
but YEA! I ♥'s mah Law & Order!
I know I will always have TNT, USA, Bravo, ESPN, and all the other cable stations it re-runs on but GOTTDAMMIT, what will happen to McCoy and his eyebrows??? S. Epatha????
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And what is the "S" for? I saw an interview with her and she said she would never reveal it.
God, I just WANT The Sisto. *slurping*
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I'm not Hatin gin L&O, is my favorite show on TV, I'm just saying last night wasn't my favorite. last week was the re-run of the Little Ucranian math genius who was stabbed with a pen by her roomate, That episode Rocked! did that little girl won something for that perfomance? she must have
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:06pm.
The Law & Orders will always be the best thing on t.v, IMO. I would rather watch those shows on their worst day than anything else on t.v, on their best day.
There will be nothing else to watch on regular network t.v if they get cancelled. Fringe is the only other good show and I am sure it will get cancelled because it takes concentration to watch. There are no: Insert laughter here things to tell us what to do.
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That not-funny hack Jay Leno is taking over the 10:00pm time slot. Whose fuckwad idea was that, anyway? In the ads they say the viewers asked for it.
Bull
Shit
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:02pm.
HEY HEY HEY NOW!
STOP THE LAW & ORDER H8IN!
THEY MIGHT BE CANCELED!!!
I DON'T WANT THEM TO GO AWAY!!!
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me three! don't take our L&O away!! i already have to go searching for my Goren
luvs it!
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:02pm.
Actually yes, you have, this episode was especially awfull, probably cuz Hillary fucking duff was in it.
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I was gonna give her the benefit of the doubt going in, but she was pretty bad ...
I will watch again if coco makes an appearance!
OMG, Hilary Duff totally ruined SVU for me too. Why the hell was she on this show anyway? isn't it a bit far from her demo? is she trying to show that she can be a "serious" actress? Cause if last night was her best, she should stop now and fade into obscurity.
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