People's 100 Most Boring
People Magazine's annual 100 Most Beautiful issue is out and they got it all wrong! That picture of Bea Arthur should be the entire cover. Actually, Bea should be on every single page, including the back. Okay, maybe not every single page. They could've devoted one page to Salma Hayek's magnificent married chichis, but the rest should've been Bea. They also should have temporarily changed the name of the magazine to BEAPLE.
Instead of doing that, People put Kelly Bundy on the cover which really doesn't bother me, but the rest of the 100 does. The list includes: Halle Berry (BORING), Carrie Underwears (BORINGER), Angelina Jolie (BORINGEST), Melissa Rycroft (BORINGESTER) and JLo (Are you asleep yet?). Seriously, that is like a big bowl of salad without the dressing or croutons. Or even Bac-Os. If they weren't going to devote their lives to Bea this week, they should've at least filled the magazine with the truly most beautiful people in the world.
I mean, no Empress of Lucite, no Chicken Cutlets (and she really needs this right now), no Carrot Top, no Prince Hot Ginge, no Mah Boo and no Harvey Price?! How can you devote an entire magazine to beauty without any them in it? It's criminal and it's full of lies!
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The only that deserve to be in the front page every year is .....Yeah, you guessed it.. Johnny Depp
All the others are there out of pitty ,economical or political purposes
Bea shoulda been #1!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Here we go again. People magazine regurgitates the same fucking assholes over and over. JLo, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, Ben Affleck and the same old tired cunts we've had to put up with for the past 15 years. Arent there other actors in the world besides these idiots? No wonder an up and comer can't catch a break. We've been force fed these twats so much, nobody looks for anything new anymore. People magazine, you're only good for one thing and that is wiping my tired pissy cunt at the end of the day.
I've always liked Christina Applegate and I am glad she is on the cover instead of the usual suspects.
J-Lo as sexy is always a stretch to me. I remember her always as the fattest Fly Girl on 'In Living Color' that was huffing and puffing to keep up with the other members of the troupe.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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That list always sucks..Applegate is pretty for her age though.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm surprised no one is calling out Robert Edward Pattinson's racist Asian impression. Did we learn nothing from Miley?
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Power to the BEAPLE!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:11pm.
angel: It was well-known in theatrical circles.
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BOOOOOhoohoohoo!!! I don't WANNA HATE CHRISTINA!!!
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♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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This list is a joke, always has been. I mean seriously, they put Rumer Willis on the list last year. Rumer fucking Willis.
Another way to tell it's just PR is because it used to be 50 most beautiful, not 100 most beautiful...clearly they have to keep adding spots for all the B-list and C-list (Melissa from "Dancing with the Stars"...good Lord) celebs who want to buy a spot.
At least they've dropped the "in the world" from the title, and just called it "100 most beautiful". That's something. Baby steps, People mag, baby steps.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:34pm.
Don't they write their own bios? I'm soooo fabulous...... hahahahaha!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
People is no different from any other tabloid magazine. I like Christina Applegate, but People already interviewed her regarding her struggle with cancer. Glad that she's healthy and happy.
However, Bea Arthur should have been on the cover. On Broadway, TV, and movies, she's leg--end--ary. Maude and the Golden Girls were funny, sad, and intelligent. And Bea died from cancer.
For an edition that claims to list the 100 most beautiful people, boy did they choose some really ugly photos!!!
And where is my gorgeous Zachary Quinto??!?!?!??!?!?
Josh Woodward, you're a disrespectful asshole, for this comment:
"Very few people care care about B Arthur."
and the one about Christina Applegate's breasts.
Fuck you.
It's crazy how many people are hating on Christina Applegate. She's not fake looking and she's not some dumb twat who shows up in the tabloids every weeks. I'm actually surprised she made the cover and not Jen Aniston or Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johannson or any of the same people who are always on the same lists. I know it's all P.R., but really, People could have done a lot worse.
blah, blah and blah...blah...if these people are beautiful I need to leave the planet. Now Bea was something else and EVERYONE loved her, People is paid to put these "beautiful" people in their mag...no doubt about it. Publicists, production companies, and the lot probably pay big money to have some of these obscure bland people on the cover. I always feel like I'm in high school when this issue comes out and it depresses me, just like high school did. Who are they to judge who is beautiful??
Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:34pm.
ha ha.. that's true of the Who is who crap...
I mean Im sorry that Christina Applegate got cancer and stuff but the most beautiful?????
God what a bore fest...
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"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
...and no STAINS, or Spaghetti Cat...or the lifesaver who single handedly did CPR on a vehicle, ABANDONED COUCH!!
....that is why I don't buy PEOPLE magazine...I just sneer at it at the checkout counter!
*sneer* Take that People Magazine!
This shit is all brokered by the publicists and editors, it's never real or relevant.
These lists are nothing more than corporate reach arounds. I'd be fucking embarrassed to be included in one.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 2:33pm.
I bet People sent out letters to "The Beautiful People" selling ranks... "for $5,000.00, you could be number X" ...
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LOL! I get those letters for "Who's Who in Corporate America"!
I bet People sent out letters to "The Beautiful People" selling ranks... "for $5,000.00, you could be number X" ...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I'm glad our First Lady made the list. :)
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Who Would Brian Kinney Do?
Very few people care care about B Arthur.
angel: It was well-known in theatrical circles. I don't still perform professionally, but I have lots of friends who do. They keep me in the loop.
Is MK too busy fantasizing about his meeting w/ Prince Hot Ginge to write?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Another reason why I won't buy People magazine. Yea I know some people are tired of hearing about Bea Arthur. But this giving her the tiny top corner on the cover is bullshit. What, they could not delay their 100 people of beauty bullshit story for one week?
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Right KD? I think they used the fat Photoshop black marker for his eyebrows.
Sheeps - I don't have the garage pic anymore. The mice keep trying to build nests in his hairs.
also no first lady of cameroon or kim's detachable weave...people mag sux...
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you see me, bitch....
drama,
The thought that ANY man could get it up for Shitters is mind boggling and nauseating.
Did MK fall down and he can't get up?
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:51pm.
People picked the WORST pic of Robert.
I know! They should have used one of the posters in your den, living room, bedroom, walk-in closet, or garage.
People's 100 Most Beautiful? Half the list is full of P.R. favors. GMAFB. PEOPLE have lost major cred. WTF @ Bea Arthur being on upper right hand corner? It's fucking insulting! Her legacy has been reduced to a fucking upper right corner pic. On the most beautiful issue? Fuck. PEOPLE. Magazine. So glad I canceled my magazine subscription years ago.
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"I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane".
edited version of 'Snakes on a Plane' by Samuel L. Jackson
Thank you, Charles Manson, for that timely and relevant rant.
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Fucka doodle-do.
DeeDee- I know! He looks like he's been riding purple unicorns all day or something.
It doesn't have to be an open post, any old new post will doo.. I guess I'm really ADD today.
People HAS to keep including Jolie in their Most Beautiful issue. If they don't, then it's "No Exclusive Pictures For you!"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:48pm.
@angel
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000628/
Hottie McHotterson!
He seemed to genuinely love her too....
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But where did you guys get this? I even went to PEOPLE! and all they say is "irreconcilable differences" and an "amicable split"...
Camon! She SO pleases me with her cute and natural over 35 face! You just don't SEE those anymore!
PS. Yes - he's hot and sweet. I always love him and look for his name in the credits and think - I'm never gonna remember that. And guess what!? But I like him still:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
CHARLES MANSON
I DONT KNOW FUCKING WHY BUT SHE REMINDS ME OF JENNY MCARTHY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HER NAME IS. TELLING US OUR KIDS SHOULDNT BE VACT'ED. MY KIDS ARE FULLLY GODDAMN GROWN BUT HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF POLIO MUMPS RUBELLA. THAT SHIT WILL KILL A KID FASTER THAN WHO FUCKING FLUNG DO AND SPREAD IT ON TO OTHERS. ~IF~ THE BAD EFFECTS FROM VACTINATIONS CAN EVEN BE AUTHINICATED IT WOULD NEVER OUTWEIGHT THE HEATH RISKS OF HAVING FUCKING POLIO AND MUMPS AND RUBELLA ON A RAMPAGE.
Think I'll drop a email to People's Editors, voicing my displeasure at their treatment of Bea Arthur.
WHERE'S OPEN POST?
one of you NY bitches go wake MK up.
I was looking at pics on star mag.com and omg, Fergie has the hugest, stupidist looking new titties.
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Fucka doodle-do.
People picked the WORST pic of Robert.
Heaven forbid People postpone their dumb list to recognize a TV legend.
angel: It was while she was doing "Sweet Charity" on B-way, & she was spotted several times making out in public w/ a chorus boy. This is her ex: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3847459840/nm0000628
EEG: I have to agree, & EW! So, if you fucked him, on some level you'd also be fucking her ...
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I didn't know Christina cheated? On who?
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No-one can give me the air that's mine to breathe.
Wasn't Christina Applegate's ex-husband in "That Thing You Do"? I can't think of his name... I love that movie.
I never bought the whole Schaech/Applegate union. Especially when he went on Rosie O's talk show and proclaimed that also had a crush on Tom Cruise.
That said, cheating sucks.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
@angel
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000628/
Hottie McHotterson!
He seemed to genuinely love her too....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Another reason NOT to subscribe to People.
Bea Arthur gets shoved over to the corner for Christaina (typo, keeping it) Applegate? Bitch, please.
drama,
It was she was still riding the crazy(ier) and I wholly believe they hooked up.
Thanks for the reminder. Vom.
@dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 1:20pm.
Christina is not beautiful to me. Anyone who
1) Cheats,
2) Cheats on a Hottie McHotterson, &
3) Flaunts it
is ugly in my book.
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Aw man! You're harshing my Christina Applegate buzz! Who's Hottie McHotterson? He's a lie-teller, I say!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
No fucking respect for a LEGEND! You work your whole life, die and a little cunt makes the choice to put you in the top-right corner and a bunch of equally sized (if not bigger) cunts on the main shot!
Bea Arthur, front page, no heading, date of birth, date of death. Words not needed.
--thanks awfully--