Thursday, April 30th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 29th!

Diaper masks: for that special shithead in your life. - Starvis

Runners-up:

Mexico is doing everything it can to protect the pigs from the douche bag flu. - aheavel

Prince and Paris Jackson all grown up, looking just like dear old dad. - La La deVil

Pacific Coast News

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Submitted by lonestartx on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:22pm.

Freakin' priceless!!! enuf said

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Hunter S. Thompson

Submitted by joan cusack on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:23pm.

All 3 are excellent..made my lazy ass to login & congratulate

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Submitted by Zoe-in-Atlanta on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:08pm.

New studies show that Liberalism has become airborne.

Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
:)
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:04pm.

Poetic justice.

Those two deserve to have a pandemic crash their honeymoon. Their wedding probably angered god enough to create the swine flu, and probably named it after Spencer.

I hope they never breed, or else I'd hate to see what happens when Heidi gives birth to the Anti-Christ.

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Submitted by LALALALOVE on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:39am.

Can you believe these two?!! LMFAO, just look at them!

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Submitted by LALALALOVE on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:37am.

LMFAO! Love 'em all! But my fav would have to be...*drum roll*:
"Mexico is doing everything it can to protect the pigs from the douche bag flu. - aheavel"

Congrats to you all!! You f-ers really got a knack for being funny! Love it!

x.

Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:19am.

WTG winners, on such a disgusting visual!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:47am.

Winnah Winnah Chicken Dinnah's for all you betches
congrats

Submitted by Laurel on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:45am.

Are those tits real? Does anyone know? Just curious. She's on reality TV, right? And on her honeymoon? In Mexico??!

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:19am.

Congratulations Starvis and aheavel and La La deVil- they were all great!! LOL LOL LOL

JABIFFXOXO

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Submitted by guaiguaizhang on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:16am.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:36am.

Congrats, funny fuckers!

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:20am.

Congrats Starvis, aheavel, and La La deVil; you made some funny shtuff from one of the least inspiring CT photos ever. I salute you funny hookers.

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Submitted by NativeNYker on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:14am.

If there were ever 2 people who should come down with the swine flu, these two fuckers would be at the top of my list!

xo
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:12am.

Starvis, that was great! hahahaha, you other guys, too! Good ones! Douche bag flu! O, I needed that laugh.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:06am.

Hahahaha Starvis! Congratulations to aheavel and La La deVil, too!

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:58am.

LOL La La deVil that was great!

Submitted by fly to the sky on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:51am.

They match perfectly. Best with for them. I find their profiles on the hottest dating place...Mi llioni aire chat.com..It's said that ,they met first time there.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:42am.

HAHHAA congrats, especially #2!!

(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)

2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:32am.

Congrats winners!! :D

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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:30am.

let's get married,go to cabo,you die and i take all the money. xo spencer
......celebrities are vile!

Submitted by citizenkaned on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:52am.

finally they can smell their bullshit

KT's picture
Submitted by KT on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:16am.

"These 2 idiots tried, but even with the masks their famewhoring disease still spread..."

side note: i'm pretty sure that pacific coast news BS is the photo agency they're in bed with. gross.

in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3

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Submitted by gmrjr59 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:46am.

I thought you told me New Mexico. We so should have gone to Disneyland.

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Submitted by mutlee on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:29am.

Doctors say they have finally discovered the cause of swine flu.

-------------------------------- :)
"You're here_ and I'm here -"

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Submitted by thesillyk on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:58am.

It's really nice of them to try not infect the mexicans with the doucheflu.

*********************
Screw. This. Game.
Screw you.
And your sister.
And whatever pets you may own at the moment.

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Submitted by Jrogasm on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:12am.

Now where's all the shit going to come out of?

Submitted by mommyNO on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:09am.

Paris and Blanket Jackson. All grown up. Awww, they have their father's skin and sense of style. Heeeeee Hoooooo.

Submitted by mommyNO on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:07am.

Heidi's school believed in Abstinence only education. It's no wonder whe's confused about which bodily cavity to cover up.

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Submitted by Lissett on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 1:51am.

Have you heard the latest conspiracy?
The Mexico created swine flu to Finally get muzzles on America's whiniest bitches.

Source: Fox News.

Submitted by Princess Cupcake on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 1:38am.

New WHO guidelines advise surgical masks for all swine.

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Submitted by kittenjones on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 1:23am.

Are they protecting themselves or us from a virus?

Submitted by UnListed on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 1:04am.

They both need chloroform masks to get laid... On their Honeymoon nonetheless!

Submitted by cvs123 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:59am.

"It was her "beef curtains" that started the swine flu"

Submitted by mrmaxwellq on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:40am.

twaaaat?? i cunt here you, let alone smell you!

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Submitted by roxie on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:31am.

Armageddon, the reality show starring Heidi and Spencer!

Melinda's picture
Submitted by Melinda on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:31am.

It's not the Swine Flu we have to worry about, it's the why isn't these 2 twats 15 minutes of fame up yet?

Melinda's picture
Submitted by Melinda on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:27am.

What you don't see under Spencer's shorts is that he too is wearing a bikini bottom.

Melinda's picture
Submitted by Melinda on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:25am.

The Plague of Humanity just won't quit.

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Submitted by elizzy on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:24am.

The not-yet-legally-married couple's guide to maintaining chastity.

Submitted by innocentbystander on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:18am.

Newest pandemic scare--- douche bag flu

Submitted by denise on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:10am.

Heidi finally talked Spencer into trying one of her feedbags.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:09am.

Mere moments after the swine flu epidemic abated, Mexico was forced to take health measures to prevent the dreaded "Intentio - Questio Asinus Syndrome" from spreading.

Submitted by savala on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:02am.

Swine flu - helping cover the fug since April '09.

Submitted by anonymousslyawesome on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:56pm.

and just like that mexico was saved.

Submitted by ooohlalachachacha on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:53pm.

how are they able to find new such despicable and desperate photo ops?? hooooooow?

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Submitted by luckyrwhat on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:46pm.

Douche and Douchette aren't trying to protect themselves from the flu. They're trying to keep from vomiting all over the hotel room when they get back there and look in the mirror.

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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:43pm.

Someone should tell Heidi and Spencer to take off their masks; the mortality rate isn't as high for actual swine.

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Submitted by Kris-10 on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:37pm.

I know this has probably already been said 137 times, but those masks DON'T PROTECT YOU FROM VIRUSES!! They are effective against bacterial infections, but not viral infections. Flu is a virus and viruses are small enough to pass right through those masks. Just an FYI to keep people from walking around looking like paranoid idiots ;)

The best defense is a lot of hand washing. And, for GOD'S SAKE, people...please sneeze into your elbow and NOT your hand!!

Can you tell I'm currently taking microbiology? lol

Oh, and I can't stand Heidi and Spencer, but I'm too tired to think of a clever caption :)

Submitted by penel518 on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 11:30pm.

The biggest bandaid they could find to cover the herpes sores

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