Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This over-30 actress is not known for having the greatest taste in men. Well, it turns out that her taste in home décor is even worse. Although she is working with professional interior design folks, she keeps derailing the agreed-upon plan by insisting that they incorporate some of her really ugly personal items. The decorators are grumbling behind the scenes that the actress has the taste of a ten year old, and “we wouldn’t be surprised if she asks for a Hello Kitty kitchen”. Just proves that money can’t buy you taste. (Blind Gossip)
This isn't Mimi, because I'm sure she already has a Hello Kitty kitchen. Mimi has a Hello Kitty LIFE. My guess is Jennifer Aniston? "Derailing" gave it away.
Which A-list actor's wife belongs to a secret lesbians-only club in L.A.? To keep things discreet, the club staggers arrivals so its members aren't photographed together. (Gatecrasher)
Secret lesbian club? Isn't that called The Physical Education Teachers Association? Anyway, Jada sounds like the obvious answer, but I'm going to switch it up and go with Mrs. Hugh Jackman?
This very funny C+ television actor with B list name recognition on a very hit ensemble television show was recently pulled over by the police. Our actor had a bit too much to drink and was probably going to get arrested for a DUI. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he offered the policemen their choice of the three women he had just picked up at a club and was taking back to his hotel room. Remarkably both the officers and the two women chosen agreed. The policemen made one of the women drive, followed the actor to his hotel and spent about an hour in his suite before heading back out on patrol. (CDAN)
Cookie Monster? Or Jeremy Piven? Or Charlie Sheen? Or Jason Segel?
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LOL! Physical Education Teachers Association = PETA! Who would have known so many lesbians are a part of that group?! The last one is deliciously scandalous...you gotta accept that cops won't turn down a couple of high class whores from the club and I do hope it was Jason Segal! LOL (yet again!)...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Since we're in pandemic freak-out mode, Hello Kitty gas masks.
#1: Jen Aniston has taste in decor. It's got to be Mimi.
2. Jada Pinkett.
3. Tracy Morgan. The dude who plays Darryl on the office doesn't have B name recognition.
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I want a Hello Kitty toaster!
I have a blow dryer, nail filing set and a phone.
Yes, I love Hello Kitty! Sue me!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Cookie Monster is NOT "C+" list!!!! I'm guessing it's Jeremy Piven because he's such a toupee-wearing tool.
I'm digging that toaster...but the HK dildo MIGHT be a bit much...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
HAHA thought the title was gonna say "Open post brought to you by Mimi's toaster"
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Decorators complaining about how someone wants their house? I would fire those bitches. If I want replicas of shit as dangling as chandeliers in my foyer, make the shit happen!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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1 I am thinking Jennifer love Hewitt because she strikes me as someone who still acts like a kid and she does have terrible taste in men.
when was liking hello kitty a crime ... i want the toaster
1. Drew B.
2. Jada P. Smith
3. David Spade
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Has anyone guessed Martin Lawrence for the last one? I kinda think nothing to lose is a clue...
I have a HK lunchpail. The other steelworkers tease me. But I just flounce down the I-beam and eat by myself, listening to my Walkman.
I have a Hello Kitty waffle iron.
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I thought Aniston for 1 as well - but really who gives a fuck?! It's up to whoever owns the house how they bloody decorate it. I'd do the same - get designers to help hone ideas and make it really special, but I'd still want my own input in there too! Even if they did turn their noses up at it.
Must say - I actually like that toaster. Is that wrong of me?
Think Charlie Sheen for the last. Loafer wearing dick.
Number one has got to be Jennifer Love Hewitt.
You guys think Mimi having a Kitty Kitchen is a joke? Check this shit out...
http://acrylicstetson.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/glam3.jpg
Cookie monster? LMAO!
Ohhh i want that toaster it would match perfectly with my hello kitty watch!
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#1 is Drew Barrymoore.
duh, folks.
I def agree Tracey Morgan for #3. He has a previous and had to wear the anklet. At least I remember something of the sort.
#2 I would still go with Jada.
#1 Not Aniston. She likes her men younger, probably not her furniture. I saw a pic of the place she had with Pitt. It was bizarre. A little too new age for my taste. Lost on this one.
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I see Aniston as being very vanilla. I imagine her as saying to the designer, "Make it very beach-y, very California. I need a bookcase for my awards." That's about it. Just can't see her home having as much personality, even if it is something as irritating as Hello Kitty.
1. Can't be Aniston, she's on the 40+ club. Jenny McCarthy or Carmen Electra?
2. Jada Pinkett-Smith
3. Tracey Morgan?
1 I'm guessing the ano bitch from Greys Anatomy or another Douche. I remember reading that JA joked that after her divorce she could have comfortable furniture again. Lets not forget the ugly ass furniture Pitt bought. Her style is relaxed and casual, hardly hello kitty.
2. don't know, don't really care. It could be anyone from the clue, so I'm guessing Angela Lansbury.
3. A douche that would offer women like chattel has to be the Piven.
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I bought my grandkids a micky mouse toaster like that a few years ago.
1. Kate Heigel
2. Sean Penn's wife
3. Zachary Levi
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 4:59pm.
Hello Kitty makes vibrators. No lie.
true, but they're kind of shitty. i bought one from toys in babeland several years ago.
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It's IMPOSSIBLE for it to be Jennifer Aniston. She has impeccable taste in clothes and accessories, have been driving a silver Range Rover so she likes things tasteful, simple and neutral albeit non environmental. I have never seen her with/near anything pink or anything a ten year old would find interesting. And when they were married Brad Pitt and Jen's hobby was decorating their houses. So she may be a boring bitch but she ain't tasteless. Even if this blind item is about her the source is the posters' ass. Or maybe Bobby Trendy broke into her house, started decorating with swarovski covered dildos hanging from the ceiling and she caught him and disagreed with the fountain full of butt plugs as the living room center piece.
Dammit MK, I tell you I'm opening a blind item site AND mentioning you on it, you say fine, then you start running BI's every day?
Going to file paperwork for the divorce now. You can keep the dog and stockpile of mothers cookies, but I get the booze you bastard.
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I just ordered that toaster from target!!!
Hello Kitty makes vibrators. No lie.
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DON'T YOU BRING HELLO KITTY INTO THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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#3 is the guy who plays Darryl on The Office.
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 4:03pm.
One waffle maker, one shotgun...
One beer.
edited to add beer link http://www.kittyhell.com/2009/04/18/hello-kitty-beer-2/
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I could go for the hello kitty taser, but I would only use it while dressed in my hello kitty costume (my neighbor's a jerk).
Submitted by mharker on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 4:19pm.
Anne Hathaway's not over 30. My guess is Pam Anderson?
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She's not? She looks it!!
Submitted by ERLENE on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 4:15pm.
Anne Hathaway's not over 30. My guess is Pam Anderson?
Submitted by madame me on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 4:14pm.
Yeah, it's always "guess who's gay?"
The toaster rocks...
1) so NOT Jen Aniston - but have no idea - Anne Hathaway?
2)Jada
3) Tracey Jordan
Chefmami: LMAO (I want the HK Converse!)
who makes up these "blind items" stories? they seem sooooo far fetched.
this is funny though:
thebirdinmymouth.com
lickmycards dot com
ugh...
jason bateman for the almost 'arrested' dude?
OMFG I so WANT those hello kitty tarot cards.
http://www.hellokittyuniverse.com/page/Indecent+Hello+Kitty+Products
that's some funny shit right there yessiree.
edited to add - what? no tazer?
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Sometimes kittens get so sick they have to be put dow..... banned.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 4:01pm.
*using credit from canceled Hello Kitty down bag for Hello Kitty toaster/vibrator combo*
girl_cheese on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 3:57pm.
Ty, kdracofan. Now I'm adding a hello kitty shotgun to my list of "must haves." One waffle maker, one shotgun...
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lmao - you are welcome.
Chefmami:
http://www.hellokittyuniverse.com/page/Hello+Kitty+Vibrator?t=anon
lol
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 3:59pm.
Number 1 is a trick question, there's no such thing as an over-30 actress anymore.
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Tom Cruise
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 3:58pm.
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And my prize for being nice today is? *points up*
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 3:55pm.
Sheeps is the manliest man of men, he does cause the sweating thing that Clarisse admitted to yesterday. *crosses fingers*
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SECOND manliest. My feminine side has a penis and an Adam's Apple.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 3:59pm.
We're gonna need a bigger boat
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I use that as my siggy on Messenger! Best movie ever.
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