The Sun Doesn't Always Shine On Brad Pitt

I know you're wondering to yourself how it's possible for the rain to fall on Willy Pitt's head since the heavens always open up and the sun's rays follow him wherever he goes. Brad was shooting a Japanese commercial in NYC and I guess they needed it to rain, so St. Angie probably put in a call to God. She asked him to tell the sun to quit that shit for a while, so Brad can make some money, because baby friends don't come cheap.

And I bet that when St. Angie visited the set, she mistook the sumo wrestler for an overgrown orphan baby and adopted him on the spot. So if you see Brad Pitt carrying around this sumo wrestler on his hip, you know the backstory.

Bauer Griffin

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Zoe-in-Atlanta on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:17pm.

Brad Pitt is very human..how else could he make the faux pax and date Fishy.

Angie wishes she was super human instead of just another dumb cunt with money. Everytime she looks smug just remember her fuckimg BillyBob in the cab to the red carpet. What a sad sad way to try and not become your Dad. which she did anyway.

Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:05am.

I'm convinced that if Bradi could get ahold of Bradley then he would be hot again. AngieJo could suck the life out of a thousand suns.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:02am.

Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:53pm.
Phew! For a split second I thought Brad was using the umbrella to fend off a sneak attack from Jenny Shimizu.
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LMAO!!

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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.

Submitted by Laurel on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:02am.

"So if you see Brad Pitt carrying around this sumo wrestler on his hip, you know the backstory."

Hahaha!

Michael, you are a threat to the anti-depressant industry! You can save the world!!!

Possibly.

Submitted by gia on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:01am.

Brad is looking more & more like a chimp everyday.

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:22am.

Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:48pm.
Brad looks like a moron. Angie's little wind-up toy. Sad.

BRAD IS A MORON

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:22am.

i'm sure all that money is going to charity. yeah, right. what a money whore.

Submitted by bogart4017 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:46am.

This guy is making a mint off of japanese commercials! Not only that but with a haircut, shave, bath and a three piece suit he can play any role he wants (remember meet joe black?)

Submitted by ramsey on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:07am.

i really hope the sumo wresler sit on bradley...

Submitted by cheetahstripes on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 1:17am.

Can this be true? The porn 'stache is actually gone? Please, let the newsboy cap be next - I'm starting to believe that thing is superglued to Pitt's head.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 10:11pm.

Loooove how this trick is too A-list to do commercials in the US but will do like he did back in his cabana boy days for chump change overseas hahaa!

Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 8:18pm.

Brad looks like a moron. Angie's little wind-up toy. Sad.

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:55pm.

I just hope some kind person in Japan youtubes this hot mess for our enjoyment ;) :P

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It's creamie, not prune!!!

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Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:26pm.

Is that his I'm playing a retard face? I mean I always knew he wasn't a great actor but really what's with the faces?

Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:23pm.

Phew! For a split second I thought Brad was using the umbrella to fend off a sneak attack from Jenny Shimizu.

Submitted by TeriAnn on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:43pm.

Brad is so cute.

Submitted by gnarlyone on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:21pm.

I don't know about sunshine but his taste in women is a
little cloudy ;p

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by KidL on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:48pm.

I still don't get the appeal of Pitt. He looks so old!

Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:45pm.

LOL funny, Michael K! You are a genius.

Submitted by Rishkin on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:39pm.

I don't think that little umbrella is gonna keep the rain off that big boy..I was never into Bradley either..imma Depp doer.

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Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:31pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 4:23pm.

That's what I was thinking too...
Vincent Pastore

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:30pm.

Salem, I was thinking it was Big Pussy, too.

Somebody 'splain the appeal of Brad Pitt to me. Have never liked this guy. Not a good actor, not that hot. Clive Owen, now, he's the bee's knees. But not Willy Pitt.

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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:28pm.

aw look at the wittle thingy. i want me a teddy bear.

Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:24pm.

Submitted by mharker on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 4:15pm.
It looks like he's confused as to how an umbrella works

He prolly never had to hold his own umbrella, or at least he forgot how to since the sun is always shining on him (them)

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:23pm.

Pitt will only whore himself out to foreign manufacturers because he doesn't want his American fan to know he's a money whore.

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:21pm.

Submitted by harikaributterknife on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 4:48pm.
Gals/Guys - Forgive me if it appears that I'm spreading fear, but I think you oughtta know the possibilities here....cut and past the video into your brower. I've borrowed the following from www.godlikeproductions.com:

Ummm...Shouldn't this be on the "open post" thread?

Submitted by harikaributterknife on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:18pm.

Gals/Guys - Forgive me if it appears that I'm spreading fear, but I think you oughtta know the possibilities here....cut and past the video into your brower. I've borrowed the following from www.godlikeproductions.com:

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Watch This! Simulations done by Los Alamos labs on the spread of pandemic Flu.

http://www.lanl.gov/news/images/bird4x3red.mov

It appears that patient zero became ill in late March and was sick into early April. According to the Los Alamos computer simulations of Pandemic Flu spreading, it would appear that we are now at ~Day 27 in Mexico. As the first cases spread into the US, that started the clock on the computer simulation in these new areas.

If you watch the video at Day 27, and consider that this is the stage we are at in Mexico, then watch infection start to spread over the next 2-3 weeks, it becomes quite sobering.

We are still in the early stages. Expect to see SIGNIFICANT increases in infection among the population in Mexico in the next 3 weeks. Then it will continue to spread to the US. It will likely be spreading like wildfire in the US within the next 2 months. That is when the real sht will hit the fan.

The thread: http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message782420/pg1

Submitted by complication on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 4:58pm.

When I was a wee preteen/teen I loved brad, but seeing his interviews is like pulling teeth. he cant form a sentance to save his life.
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Submitted by Katt on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:17pm.

His sumo bodyguard is the real star.He's not fazed by the Holy One, have him open his own goddamn umbrella! HA!
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Submitted by complication on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 4:57pm.

I miss the old angelina. The new one... throw it back
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