A Crime Against Beauty, Elegance & Lucite: Part II
Why can't a lucite and crystal Pegasus swoop down from the sky and carry The Empress of Lucite off to a sparkly lucite kingdom in the sky where she will be safe from that beauty-hating monster who is always attacking her pristine face?
Earlier this month, Shauna Sand's husband, Romain Chavent, was arrested after he choked her fragile neck with his beastly hands! Shauna got away from him, but not for long. TMZ says that Romain recently bit her naturally luscious lips so hard that she popped and deflated. Shauna finally got a restraining order against him. TMZ says that in the papers The Empress of Lucite states that Romain "bit my lips as hard as he could, holding me down for 10 seconds, causing severe bleeding and cuts to my lips. He then spit the blood and skin back at me." Romain then held her down "suffocating me with his hands over my nose and mouth for 20 minutes."
How is Romain not marinating on death row?! A crime against Shauna is a crime against us all!
The Empress of Lucite should really go back to Lorenzo Lamas. He treated her like the beautiful lucite flower she is. They were the romance of their time! The stars and the moon aligned when they were in love. If they reunited, wars would end, children would stop crying and the world would be a wonderful place again.
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Seems like if this really happened he would be locked up. And if you let a guy beat you up more than once, it's your own damn fault. She needs to learn how to play some grit ball. That would knock that sexy, rapey (funny, Tigerlilly) look off his face.
That being said....Romain is kinda hot. Except his hair is wierd. Kinda Trumpy.
Is there anyone who can get those three little girls away from this whore?
I'm hynotized by Romain's cowlicks.
And, um, he's nuts.
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What I would give to have seen the look on his face after he bit her lips and had his mouth filled with god only knows what she injects them with.
No woman, no person, deserves to be hit, but does Shauna Sands count in either of those categories?
It would destroy my soul to see one precious lucite tear dance out of those gorgeously lined eyes!
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Is Romain the dude in the pic? Lorenzo 2.0? Kick his ass back you damn Lucite dummy! WTF is it with the court system not doing shit? I hate people.
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This just kind of makes me upset because she made a big deal about being an example and standing up for that shit when Rihanna got her ass beat, and she took the sleazeball back and OF COURSE, he does it again. I'm not saying it is her fault, but it was preventable. Get rid of the douchbag.
WTF?!? Is it Get Away with Beating Women Day? Why aren't these douchebags getting their asses pounded in jail? This is not acceptable.
I feel so bad for her daughters.
I all seriousness, Miss Empress of Lucite needs to leave him, because the more her daughters see of this abuse, the more likely they are to pattern their relationships in the same manner.
We always talk about her, but this skank needs an intervention!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I think this is way sadder than all of that Rihanna shit.
Poor Shauna, I'm glad she's gotten away from that fiend.
she must have been pretty once upon a time
His two front hair cow licks bother me something fierce.
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The clowns at TMZ reported Lucite Lameass got her butt kicked last December. Why is she still with this abuser then? Walking on lucite takes too much effort to leave someone who beats the crap out of you and who is around your children? Never mind, this is the same bimbo who asked her 9 year old if she aspired to be in Playboy. And Shauna, you're starting to look like the Barbie version of Octomom.
I would sue the pants off the surgeon that mangled my nose the way Shauna's nose has been.
Well, her entire face, actually.
Was she looking to find a job sniffing for truffles?
How do you make a hormone?(whore moan)
You kick her in the stomach.
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i'd hit it. and then cut his fucking penis off.
How gruesome. This is very disturbing information. I wonder where her daughters were while this was taking place? Abuse is never a laughing matter.
The Empress of Lucite states that Romain "bit my lips as hard as he could, holding me down for 10 seconds, causing severe bleeding and cuts to my lips. He then spit the blood and skin back at me." Romain then held her down "suffocating me with his hands over my nose and mouth for 20 minutes."
...foreplay?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 8:50pm.
WERD, Tigerlilly.
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Yeah, but if he really did that to her, then he should be in jail, but there was the last installment of "A Crime Against B,E,&L" and didn't she say she was gettin' a restraining order?
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I'm actually not joking (too much) when I talk about S&M scenes. I would be hard pressed to believe this woman is not kinky. And everything she accuses these people of sounds like rough, kinky sex for which she'd have corresponding marks when she gets pissed off...
Or maybe even scared. The problem is that I think she's actually consenting to ruff stuff which makes the lines really blurry...it's not a fair game...and it's NOT an atmosphere for children...much like the Playboy mansion.
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God there's nothing funnier than a hideously delusional waman.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 8:31pm.
Lorenzo probably said to her, "You look like you should be stripping or hooking in Vegas" and she took it literally.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 8:50pm.
WERD, Tigerlilly.
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Yeah, but if he really did that to her, then he should be in jail, but there was the last installment of "A Crime Against B,E,&L" and didn't she say she was gettin' a restraining order? If this fuck slut is faking gettin her ass beat to keep her name in the tabloids, then I'm sorry, bitch needs to get her ass beat for reals...That is just an absolutely horrendous thing to do. I'm not sayin' she did it, but if she did...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....Tiger don't play dat...
If her fuck buddy ain't in jail? It didn't fuckin' happen.
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Submitted by blueangel on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 8:30pm.
You have a good point; she probably would've passed out after a minute or so, nevertheless 20. He probably IS abusive, but she doesn't seem to be in a rush to leave, either. Sadness; someone needs to set a good example for her daughters...
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WERD, Tigerlilly.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 8:05pm.
I'm not siding with her cuz I don't believe her. She's pretty flipfloppy about the whole thing.
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Well, and you know what sticks out in my mind? She accused Lorenzo of all kinds of weird shit, like tryna make her hook and strip in Vegas (wonder where he would have gotten that idea). I think she said something about him beating the kids and her...I can't a'member, but that was a NASTY divorce. Then it turned all sunshine and flowers all the sudden...So, no, I don't believe this skank either, and if it IS true, then it's a damn shame, but she needs to read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"...
I'll save my sympathy for some po' ass sistas who never cried wolf....but who REALLY is gettin' they ass beat.
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Why is she still seeing him if he's that abusive? He bit her lips for 10 seconds and suffocated her for 20 minutes?? Was she timing him? And how is she still alive if she was deprived of oxygen for 20 minutes? She's obviously lying about the length of the chocking session but he does have evil eyes so he's probably not the nicest guy around.
She wears deadly weapons on her feet and doesn't use one to tap out La Marseillaise on his head? Stupid.
I'm not siding with her cuz I don't believe her. She's pretty flipfloppy about the whole thing.
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Once again this ho made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. Mmmm, low-carb ice cream!!
She's a fuckin hypocrite to stick by him, so no, I have no sympathy for the bitch. For her children, yes.
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Her nose is all jacked up, her eyes are too close together and her lips are 500 sizes to big for her face. If he was suffocating her for 20 minutes she would be good and dead. Idiot.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:08pm.
All the people calling Chris Brown a piece of shit, and no one has said a word against this Chavent guy. That's fucked up, Dlisters.
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You're right.
I think the element of surprise has something to do with it.
Personally I can't stop thinking about that little youtube video sand did about domestic violence. A big part of me doesn't want it confirmed that the latest incident happened AFTER she made that vid.
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Shauna Sand made a domestic violence video? Are you sure it wasn't a hard core porn flick you saw there, TITS? No judgments, but....
I KEED, I KEED, *dodging rotten tomatoes*....
Yeah, the only whore I know of that deserves a good smack down is Paris Hilton....
I KEED, I KEED (not really...)
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I assumed the off and on was implied when she said "20 minutes".
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:08pm.
All the people calling Chris Brown a piece of shit, and no one has said a word against this Chavent guy. That's fucked up, Dlisters.
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You're right.
I think the element of surprise has something to do with it.
Personally I can't stop thinking about that little youtube video sand did about domestic violence. A big part of me doesn't want it confirmed that the latest incident happened AFTER she made that vid.
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"suffocating me with his hands over my nose and mouth for 20 minutes."
I just don't believe this. She'd be DEAD.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:08pm.
All the people calling Chris Brown a piece of shit, and no one has said a word against this Chavent guy. That's fucked up, Dlisters.
I know Shauna's a tacky piece, but what she describes is savage and WRONG.
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Regardless of what she looks like or how ridiculous she seems, no woman deserves to have a hand raised to her.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
All the people calling Chris Brown a piece of shit, and no one has said a word against this Chavent guy. That's fucked up, Dlisters.
I know Shauna's a tacky piece, but what she describes is savage and WRONG.
I can't help but giggle at this. It's like she's tryna report and S&M scene. I don't think you can report those to the police....and it's really not fair to leave out all the good parts.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:49pm.
Once those supposedly whorish photos of Carla Bruni show up online, Sarkozy will be on the hunt for une nouvelle Madame France.
See, I don't get this supposed scandal. I've already seen online pretty much everything but Bruni's ovaries. Unless the stolen pix are like horsey sex or something, who cares? Plus, it's FRANCE: they pride themselves of being open, right?
I don't care who the fuck she is. A woman should NEVER be beaten by any man. Arrest the motherfucker or deport him back to France.
oh please- she'd be dead!
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-Estelle "American Boy"
Cut Monsieur Chavent some slack - he's French. He's supposed to be rude, abusive and Chauvinistic...it's the French way, mes amies!
Mangez-moi sur le pain grille!
Remember: Crying in public doesn't really make you less of a man. It does, however, make you more of a woman.
Sweet couple! just heard that the first dating between them was on some tall dating place
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Trade up, Empress! Once those supposedly whorish photos of Carla Bruni show up online, Sarkozy will be on the hunt for une nouvelle Madame France. Paris is the City of Lucite!
I have to say, I really like her eye makeup in this pic, I am a total MAChead and have no aversion to tacky, dramatic eyeshadow (don't hit me)
We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy, I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you
she's a bit of all right for high priced crumpet
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Shauna's peice do have him some rapey eyes, but why does our most rare and radiant maiden, the empress of lucite keep hooking up with this fucktard? Obvi, even he is a jelly h8r of her natural beyootay! Didn't he once try and punch her in one of her naturally voluptous tittays too? JELLY H8R!!!
And speaking of her natural beyootay, bitch sure do have some hollowness under her eyes! Daynum bitch, leave your mouf alone and inject summadat filler in your under eye ditches! My grandmama have more youthful lookin' eyes!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...