A Crime Against Beauty, Elegance & Lucite: Part II
Why can't a lucite and crystal Pegasus swoop down from the sky and carry The Empress of Lucite off to a sparkly lucite kingdom in the sky where she will be safe from that beauty-hating monster who is always attacking her pristine face?
Earlier this month, Shauna Sand's husband, Romain Chavent, was arrested after he choked her fragile neck with his beastly hands! Shauna got away from him, but not for long. TMZ says that Romain recently bit her naturally luscious lips so hard that she popped and deflated. Shauna finally got a restraining order against him. TMZ says that in the papers The Empress of Lucite states that Romain "bit my lips as hard as he could, holding me down for 10 seconds, causing severe bleeding and cuts to my lips. He then spit the blood and skin back at me." Romain then held her down "suffocating me with his hands over my nose and mouth for 20 minutes."
How is Romain not marinating on death row?! A crime against Shauna is a crime against us all!
The Empress of Lucite should really go back to Lorenzo Lamas. He treated her like the beautiful lucite flower she is. They were the romance of their time! The stars and the moon aligned when they were in love. If they reunited, wars would end, children would stop crying and the world would be a wonderful place again.
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If the prancing unicorn comes down and swoops her ass up, I'll take care of her boy. He might be violent, but I could take him. And I'm not against a little violence as long as it comes with a happy ending. In case he just needs to get it out of his system.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:22pm.
"Spit" was the first thing you learned in English class? Interesting...
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Actually, one of the first words was 'constipation'.
Don't ask..... LOL
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LOL! O don't worry! I won't! :)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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I think he's good looking.(get rid of the M hair line) .I can't stand pink lips outlined in brown lip liner it looks like an asshole..Mother Superior is soo gonna hate mah Grammah :( ..if she reads my posts.
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However, you may be right...I'm not familiar with US English, so there may be a difference ;)
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the us english version is 'sput'.
:D
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Nahhh.....spot! Whatever, Shauna is wrong. That's all that matters...tehehe.
Damn he's goodlooking! He must really hate himself to be with a woman like that. Anyway, if he must go to jail, then he must. Can I go with?
However, you may be right...I'm not familiar with US English, so there may be a difference ;)
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the us english version is 'sput'.
:D
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"Oh great. The ship sent us another Sawyer"
Seriously, I don't get her appeal..at all. Is it just because she is dumb and fake looking? Why do guys like this? I would really like a straight guys opinion on this......
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
It's sad to say, but I find this douche Romain kinda hot.
That being said, if he bit my lip or tried to abuse me in anyway, I'd cut his dick off.
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"YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE! " Stoney 4/22/09
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:22pm.
"Spit" was the first thing you learned in English class? Interesting...
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Actually, one of the first words was 'constipation'.
Don't ask..... LOL
He might be a vampire. Vampire Romain. He only spit/spat because her lips tasted more of Restlyane than virgin blood.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:18pm.
I will ask this, tho: If someone suffocates you for 20 minutes, don't you die?
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are you suggesting that a woman with fake tits, fake lips, fake nose and scads of make up is misrepresenting the truth?
g'wan witcha
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"Oh great. The ship sent us another Sawyer"
She should do a porn series
Something with *anal* in the title
The tragic end of the Beauty & the Beast. Sadly I can't tell who's the beauty.
"Spit" was the first thing you learned in English class? Interesting...
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:14pm.
Past tense of spit is spat.
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Not that I would ever argue that the woman is smart but...I do believe it's either.
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One of the first things I learnt in English class hahaha :D
Here: http://www.writingenglish.com/cverbs/spit.htm
However, you may be right...I'm not familiar with US English, so there may be a difference ;)
I will ask this, tho: If someone suffocates you for 20 minutes, don't you die?
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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OMG. OMG. This story is so distressing that I'm going to take 2-3 Xanax, a bottle of Jim Beam, and go to bed for the day. How, how, HOW could they let this monster live after despoiling (?) the face of THE most elegant woman (?) ever to raom the face of the earth??
I'm so depressed. I think I'll add a porn vid or 5, some poppers and lube to the xanax and JB....just in case I get un-depressed.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
First PP, then bea arthur, now this?
Poor MK.
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Sometimes kittens get so sick they have to be put dow..... banned.
I hope someone gets that on video, mother
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:14pm.
Past tense of spit is spat.
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Not that I would ever argue that the woman is smart but...I do believe it's either.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
WHO IS THIS PERSON?? I have never ever heard of her. Is she famous? Why does he keep mentioning her cause i never EVER hear anything about her anywhere else.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Past tense of spit is spat. That's how smart she is. ;)
As I wrote before, this is all part of their weird sex games. The arrest was staged and so is the restraining order.
Romain will attack Shauna from an ambush next, dressed up as a hedge. She will thoroughly enjoy it and pretend to sue him. Mark my words.
I might ralph em up anyway, sugaroo. Then again, her legs make me think of breadsticks, which makes me feel a little less queasy
WOW, his widow's peak(?) is serious.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 5:06pm.
I feel so sorry for her kids having that thing for a mother. She's bad enough with makeup - imagine her without it! ON second thought, don't. You might ralph up your Happy Hour wieners. I know I might.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Tacky cunt or not, no woman deserves to be treated that way, not even the Empress of Lucite.
20 minutes of suffocation and she was okay? such bullshit.
I have nooooo idea, sugaroo. I don't think she's attractive (except for her fake tittays), myself.
She needs to watch 'The Burning Bed.'
her chest plate is sticking out above her fake boobies.... real attractive.
she's a big plastic mess! yuck! why are you so infatuated, MK?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Too bad ne didn't finish the job. Someone tell me again why this skank is even famous?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Yeah, but look - he's a Christian