Wednesday, April 29th 2009

Chris Brown's Case Might Get Dismissed

The photo that was felt around the world might get the case against Chris Brown completely dismissed. Chris' lawyer, Mark Geragos, blabbed this morning outside of the courthouse that if the beat down photo of Alien Princess RiRi was leaked by someone from inside the LAPD, he will ask that the entire case be put down.

There's currently an investigation going down as to how TMZ got a hold of the picture. Today in court, Mark asked that the preliminary hearing date be pushed back to give more time for the investigation. Mark said, "The leaks can form the basis for a motion to dismiss the case in regards to outrageous governmental misconduct." The new hearing was set for May 28th. Mark is expected to file a motion regarding the photo before then. There's also a chance that there may not even be a hearing if Chris' lawyer is able to strike up a deal with the prosecution before then.

I'm not a lawyer like Star Jones, but I'm guessing Mark Geragos is going to yammer on to the court about how the beat down photo has already made him look guilty to possible jurors....blah...blah...

That's my guess anyway. It's not like this is going to go trial. Chris will strike a deal, they will slightly tap him on the hand and tell him not to do it again. Then he'll go to anger management where he will have talk about why he's so angry and that will be that. At least that's what watching a few episodes of Law & Order tells me.

Posted by: Michael K


TITS's picture

Charles it's a video of pictures of tigerlilly set to the song 'she's a lady' by tom jones.

nothing scary.

you're in it too!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-tiger_animals

just do it. but first turn down your volume as there's a cat hiss at the start that may startle you if your volume is up too loud.

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"Oh great. The ship sent us another Sawyer"

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LMAO Tiger! You know you enjoyed it!! lol

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 9:00pm.
Charles, have you seen the tigerlilly video
I NEVER FUCKING CLICK ON FUCKING ANYTHING ANYMORE SINCE I GOT THAT FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING EXORCIST POP UP FLASH SCREAMER YEARS AGO. THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. AND I HAVE NEVER FULLY RECOVERED WHICH MAY FUCKING GODDAMN EXPLAIN SOME OF MY FUCKING BEHAVIOR. WELL ALSO ROACHES AND RICES BY FUCKING SLOPEHEADS IN THE LATE 60'S MAY HAVE A LITTLE FUCKING SOMETHING TO COME INTO PLAY. BUT WHO KNOWS.

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Thanks Ms Thang! I'll pass it along to sandbitch and my2cents.

Funny you should mention that baby jane pic - the wrong one got used in the vid! Pissed me off no end!

here's the better one: http://www.flickr.com/photos/35644523@N04/3312368105/

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"Oh great. The ship sent us another Sawyer"

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The true guilt lies in those who are guilty. No court or justice can ever ease the pain for really being at fault. Been in those shoes in order to know? Remember those who throw stones, cast not, cuz you are only revealing yourself!

What about the people they have affected? Where's their justice??

::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 9:07pm.
TITS, that video is hilarious. My fav part is Baby Jane Tiger and when sock monkey is coming out of Tiger's butt.
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THTAT JUNKIE MONKEY DRUGGED ME!!!! And don't think it can't happen to you whores!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 8:55pm.
EVIL SHOE I GOT YOUR FUCKING NUMBER. YOUR A GODDAMN FUCKING TAMPA LORD OF THE SWAMP JUST LIKE I AM. NOW GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE EGG PLATTER OFF GANDY. YOU FUCKER. IVE BEEN OVER AT MORTON PLANT FOR THREE DAYS WITH MY PRECIOUS MOTHER. BUT THAT RIDE THROUGHT CLEARWATER MADE IT ALL WORTH IT. AINT THERE SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT AN OLD FUCKING GODDAMN FLORIDA HOME. SO UNIQUE AND QUAINT. CHECK OUT THE FUCKING BUNGALOWS IN SAFTEY HARBOR. THE WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND.

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Pictures don't LIE, Tigerlilly! They only uncover the trufe!

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TITS, that video is hilarious. My fav part is Baby Jane Tiger and when sock monkey is coming out of Tiger's butt.

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 9:00pm.
Charles, have you seen the tigerlilly video?
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It's LIES, LIES AND EDITING!!! Editing and lies....and a poor lil' kitty down on her luck lookin' to make a buck... for a saucer of milk....*meow...sad tiger eyes...meow...*

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Charles, have you seen the tigerlilly video?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-tiger_animals
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"Oh great. The ship sent us another Sawyer"

Helping little LEO with his homework-Mr Leo grilled steaks.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 8:52pm.

Awww, coiling up at Charles Manson's feet purring!

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Who threw ribs?!

This guy's mom!?

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Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 8:46pm.
CHARLES MANSON
IM ON THE...TOP OF THE WORLD
LOOKING...DOWN ON TIGERLILLIES

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My Cholly still LURVES ME!!!....EAT IT jelly h8rs!!!!...*shakin' tiger ass IN YO' FACES*...
*curling up next to My Cholly, purring like a kitten*....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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@Tigerlilly: Do you and Charles Manson have something you want to share with us? *whistles 'Secret Lovers'*...

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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

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Submitted by markmmarkn on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 8:37pm.
The true guilt lies in those who are guilty. No court or justice can ever ease the pain for really being at fault. Been in those shoes in order to know? Remember those who throw stones, cast not, cuz you are only revealing yourself!
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Yeah, like lil' OJ jr. is capable of feeling the "pain of being at fault". At the VERY least he's a narcissist, but at most, he's a psychopath. Both INCURARABLE disorders that inflict pain on everyone they meet. The best thing that could happen to Chris Brown is a long dirt nap.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

EvilShoe's picture

I have one word for this woman beatin' fucker:

Karma

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Dick happens! - MK

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CHARLES MANSON
IM ON THE...TOP OF THE WORLD
LOOKING...DOWN ON TIGERLILLIES
AND THERES ONLY ONE EXPLANTION I CAN FIND
ITS THE LOVE THAT I FOUND
EVER SINCE TIGERLILLY HAS BEEN AROUND
IT JUST PUT ME AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD

SOMETHING IN THE WIND HAS LEARNED MY NAME
AND TIGERLILLY IS TELLING ME ITS THE SAME
THE LEAVES AND THE BREAZE
AND THE TOUCH OF YOUR PAW
LEAVES A PLEASING SENSE OF HAPPINESS FOR ME

THERE IS ONLY ONE WISH ON MY MIND
WHEN THIS DAY IS THROUGH I HOPE WILL FIND
THAT TOMORROW WILL BE JUST THE SAME FOR TIGER
AND ME
ALL I NEED WILL BE MINE IF YOU ARE HEAR

IM ON THE...TOP OF THE WORLD
LOOKING.....DOWN ON TIGERLILLIES.

The true guilt lies in those who are guilty. No court or justice can ever ease the pain for really being at fault. Been in those shoes in order to know? Remember those who throw stones, cast not, cuz you are only revealing yourself!

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Why do these celebuwhores keep hiring Geragos???? He has his MOST high profile case on DEATH ROW on a cirumstantial case! Sheeps, did he even do a good job with Winonna Ryder? I mean, granted, they had that sticky fingered, coked up whore on video, and I don't think she was charged with the MEXICAN PHARMACY that was in her purse, but he didn't get that shoplifting junkie off scot free, and I think the fact that she GOT special treatment helped to END her career (aside from the fact that dumb whore stole shit she could have paid for). But I digress....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

As they say, there are 2 types of justice-- court justice and street justice. I suspect CB will not face court justice this time but he might face some street justice from those in the record industry. Whatever happens here, I suspect that his music career is over.

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Geragos is just as much of an asshole as Mickey Sherman is. And about as useful.

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Message In A Bottle's picture

OMG his lawyer is Geragos?? He's a fucking joke!! I just read a book about the Scott Peterson case for class and Laci's mom really didn't tolerate the way Geragos would joke around in the courtoom and I don't blame her one bit.

::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::

Message In A Bottle's picture

He may get let off the hook but he might have to end up working at the local Denny's because his career is dead now.

::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::

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Ha Ha Ha......That bitch must of said something stupid.....You see that picture?

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Submitted by Rishkin on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:35pm.

where the fuck are my ribs, bitch!?

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"Oh great. The ship sent us another Sawyer"

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Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:31pm.

YES NOW I HAVE A FUCKING DUI ON MY RECORD. AND I WONT DRINK AND DRIVE. EVEN IF I HAVE FUCKING ONLY ONE. THAT IS THE BIGGEST GODDAMN MYTH OF ALL>> YOU CANT GET A DUI UNLESS YOU ARE .08 OR ABOVE. .08 MEANS YOU ARE LEGALLY INTOXICATED. DUI IS DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE. YOU ARE UNDER THE INFLUENCE AT ANY BAC. YOU MOST CERTAINLY FUCKING CAN. AND WILL. NOW A DAYS A COP WILL TAKE YOU IN IF THEY SUSPECT YOU HAVE HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK. AND THE FUCKING CHARGES WILL MOST LIKELY STICK. THE BEST RULE OF FUCKING THUMB IS DONT DRIVE AT ALL EVEN AFTER ONE AND IF YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING HEAVILY WAIT ABOUT 18 TO 24 HOURS UNTIL YOU ARE VERY CONFIDENT YOUR BAC 0.00. DUI IS NOT THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN. IN MOST FUCKING STATES IF YOU ARE INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT WITH BODILY INJURY, EVEN IF IT IS NOT YOU FAULT, AND HAVE ANY BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL, YOU ARE IN A WORLD OF SHIT. ESPECIALLY IF THE PERSON DIES.

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You should have offered to make the judge one of your famous dried wart pot roasts in exchange for a reduced sentence.

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

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Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:31pm.
YES NOW I HAVE A FUCKING DUI ON MY RECORD. AND I WONT DRINK AND DRIVE. EVEN IF I HAVE FUCKING ONLY ONE. THAT IS THE BIGGEST GODDAMN MYTH OF ALL>> YOU CANT GET A DUI UNLESS YOU ARE .08 OR ABOVE. .08 MEANS YOU ARE LEGALLY INTOXICATED. DUI IS DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE. YOU ARE UNDER THE INFLUENCE AT ANY BAC. YOU MOST CERTAINLY FUCKING CAN. AND WILL. NOW A DAYS A COP WILL TAKE YOU IN IF THEY SUSPECT YOU HAVE HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK. AND THE FUCKING CHARGES WILL MOST LIKELY STICK. THE BEST RULE OF FUCKING THUMB IS DONT DRIVE AT ALL EVEN AFTER ONE AND IF YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING HEAVILY WAIT ABOUT 18 TO 24 HOURS UNTIL YOU ARE VERY CONFIDENT YOUR BAC 0.00. DUI IS NOT THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN. IN MOST FUCKING STATES IF YOU ARE INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT WITH BODILY INJURY, EVEN IF IT IS NOT YOU FAULT, AND HAVE ANY BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL, YOU ARE IN A WORLD OF SHIT. ESPECIALLY IF THE PERSON DIES.

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This has been a DListed PSA from My Cholly to you...Please don't drink and drive...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Whatever's picture

He may get away with it? What a shocker. Karma will catch up to him soon enough.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:41pm.

You're such a BITCH!

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Thanks....i'm told that daily...lub you ♥

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:09pm.
@TEE and Charlie:

TEE - that scares me shitless. Seriously. How is that even possible? Hell, how much did he drink?

Charlie - couldn't they have felt the hood of your car to see if it was warm? That sucks so hard! So now you have a DUI on your record?

YES NOW I HAVE A FUCKING DUI ON MY RECORD. AND I WONT DRINK AND DRIVE. EVEN IF I HAVE FUCKING ONLY ONE. THAT IS THE BIGGEST GODDAMN MYTH OF ALL>> YOU CANT GET A DUI UNLESS YOU ARE .08 OR ABOVE. .08 MEANS YOU ARE LEGALLY INTOXICATED. DUI IS DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE. YOU ARE UNDER THE INFLUENCE AT ANY BAC. YOU MOST CERTAINLY FUCKING CAN. AND WILL. NOW A DAYS A COP WILL TAKE YOU IN IF THEY SUSPECT YOU HAVE HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK. AND THE FUCKING CHARGES WILL MOST LIKELY STICK. THE BEST RULE OF FUCKING THUMB IS DONT DRIVE AT ALL EVEN AFTER ONE AND IF YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING HEAVILY WAIT ABOUT 18 TO 24 HOURS UNTIL YOU ARE VERY CONFIDENT YOUR BAC 0.00. DUI IS NOT THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN. IN MOST FUCKING STATES IF YOU ARE INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT WITH BODILY INJURY, EVEN IF IT IS NOT YOU FAULT, AND HAVE ANY BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL, YOU ARE IN A WORLD OF SHIT. ESPECIALLY IF THE PERSON DIES.

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oops, Sorry Caharles. I stand corrected, although Caharles is pretty catchy.

Aunt Bea's picture

Saw this one coming

JustJack's picture

Lucky Charms is Charles Manson. Please correct me if Iam wrong.

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Submitted by Rishkin on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:41pm.

You're such a BITCH!

*hides plum sauce packets behind back*

*opens mouth wide*

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"Oh great. The ship sent us another Sawyer"

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Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:20pm.

Sugaroo, who could forget the internetz, porn and the land whale. You cant make that shit up. I think that's the only reason I did remember. Ha, still makes me smile.

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That story of Charlie's could go down in DListed lore as one of the greats. I laughed almost a hard as I did earlier today when I guessed the song he was trying to stump us with. His answer made me fall sideways in my chair laughing.

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

Rishkin's picture

Caharles Manson/luckycharms ...is cool with me...No Quarter!!!!

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Submitted by mslewis on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:12pm.
Besides, it is highly unlikely that anyone on this site is or ever has been a fan of Chris Brown so your opinions don't matter.

You made yourself look really ignorant with that line. It just so happens that I used to be a huge Chris Brown fan. Now when he comes on the radio, I change the channel. I will never buy another CD or another song off Itunes. The fact that we are calling it like it is..that he is a woman beating coward... has nothing to do with whether people on this site were ever fans of his or not. Don't make excuses for this sorry sack of shit.

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Sugaroo, who could forget the internetz, porn and the land whale. You cant make that shit up. I think that's the only reason I did remember. Ha, still makes me smile.

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Besides, it is highly unlikely that anyone on this site is or ever has been a fan of Chris Brown so your opinions don't matter.
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MSLewis, aren't you due for a group masterbation to Mr and Mrs Smith over at JJ?

By your rationale, since I never was a fan ot Hitler, my opinions on what kind of person Hitler was are of no consequence. FUCK. When did people get so fucking stupid???

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Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.

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Let's hope this means Chris Brown will put out some new music. I kid, I kid. His music is crap.

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Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 7:10pm.

Lucky Charms is Caharles Manson. Please correct me if Iam wrong.

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Correct. You must have missed his hilarious story about how the new name came about! LAND WHALE!

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@TEE and Charlie:

TEE - that scares me shitless. Seriously. How is that even possible? Hell, how much did he drink?

Charlie - couldn't they have felt the hood of your car to see if it was warm? That sucks so hard! So now you have a DUI on your record?

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

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Not for nothin' but bruva man need him some o' dat Botox! The fact that he can even MAKE his forehead do that in his 20's means that by 35 that bitch could hide bodies in those deep dug forehead ditches!
Oprah loves to say 'black don't crack', but all she needs is a mirror and a pic of Chris Brown to shut her the fuck up about that (even though it's mostly true, but it's Asians who NEVER FUCKIN' AGE!!! WTF???? Lucky bitches... JELLY! JELLY!!! ) but I digress....
This fucker needs his ass and mouf violated in prison as part of a "America Gives Tough Love to Domestic Abusers" campaign if you ask my tiger ass.
Next time he raises a hand to a ho, all that bitch have to say is "squeal like a pig"...He'll walk it off...

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Sorry Rishkin - I was referring to LuckyCharms...

BYW - is LuckyCharms really JIM???

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:52pm.
I LIVE IN A LARGE TOWNHOUSE WITH A COMMUNITY STREET FUCKING RUNNING THROUGH A VISTOR PARKING ACROSS. I PULL OUT OF MY DUMBASS FUCKING GARAGE AND ACROSS THE DRIVING WAY AND OUT INTO THE STREET AND TAPPED A VISTORS BUMPER THINKING I HAD JUST RUN INTO THE FUCKING CONCAVE CURB. THEIR BUMPER FELL OFF. I PROCEDED ALONG ON MY USLESS FUCKING WORTHLESS JOURNEY FOR 30 MINUTES AND CAME HOME. I CAME HOME AND STARTED DRINKING. ABOUT 4 HOURS LATER GOT A KNOCK ON MY DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING WORTHLESS DOOR AND IT WAS A VISITING NEIGHBOR AND A COP POINTING OUT THE DAMAGE TO THE BACK OF MY FUCKING PRESTINE 1967 GTO CORRELLATING WITH THE DAMAGE TO HIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT BMW. BY THAT TIME I WAS ALREADY DRUNK. THE PIECE OF SHIT BMW OWNER TOLD THE COP HE JUST SAW ME COME HOME. OF COURSE THEY TOOK HIS WORD OVER MINE. NOTHING YOU CAN GODDAMN FUCKING DO. I PROBABLY COULD HAVE FUCKING GOT OUT OF IT IF I HAD A MORE COMPETANT ATTORNEY. BUT IT WAS A MISDEAMOR. SOMES THERE COMES A POINT AFTER SO MUCH FUCKING AGGREVATION YOU JUST WANT IT TO BE DONE WITH.

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Submitted by shandi: "...So what if the photo was released by LAPD? Does that mean that he didn't commit a crime. HELL NO!... Look at all the hard evidence against OJ that couldn't be used in court because it 'wasn't processed properly' or whatever bullshit excuse they used... This justice system in this country sucks. Anymore, it only benefits the person committing the crime."

Agree 100%. Mistrials, technicalities, etc. Makes me sick.

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I really hope this prick doesnt get away with shit.