Will The Real Sasha Fierce Please Stand Up?
Beyonce was playing a show in Vienna the other day, so a local radio station decided to play a little prank. They pretended to be her manager and called up the Albertina museum to schedule a private tour for Sasha Fierce. The museum fell for it and everything was set. While the real Beyonce was out shopping in Vienna for manes from local horses, the fraudulent one went to the museum. The museum gave Sasha Fake a tour, but quickly figured out something in the milk wasn't clean. A rep for the museum said, "Her face was extremely similar, but her body was totally different."
Er...what? Look at that bitch above! I look more like Beyonce than she does?! I'm guessing Basement Baby was handcuffed to the basement radiator as punishment for that other prank, because she would've done this shit for free. Basement Baby works for relevancy! Even that dog knows what's up. He can't even look at that fake ass bitch.
The fake Sasha Fierce isn't much of a Beyonce impersonator, but if Holly Robinson Peete crawls out from under her rock and needs a body double for whatever reason, this chick is the one. And if the dude she's with ever tires of showing art to bootleg celebrity doppelgangers, he can get a job as a Dolph Lundgren double.
ShareThis
at least that tranny with yaki tracks body looks more marketable bouncy beoyouncey's
What?? Her skin looks 5 shades lighter and she weighs about 30 lbs. less than Beyonce. Jeez, anyone could pass for Beyonce in Austia!
Last i checked Beyonce was black but that bitch is white.
She looks like Leona Lewis.
Er...what? Look at that bitch above! I look more like Beyonce than she does?!
***********************************
Yes, hunny, you do!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
it's Fucking Austria! that's the most black people they've ever seen.
Are they blind?? She looks nothing like her! She's scrawny as heck!
"Put the muhfucka down...and gimme miiiines."
this looks more like leona lewis than beyonce. Looks NOTHING like beyonce.
I had no idea Austria even had "black" people. You know its probably some over tanned i-talian.
-----------------------------------
No-one can give me the air that's mine to breathe.
Have they ever even seen Beyonce?? I hate Beyonce, dont get me wrong, but this women compared to Beyonce is short, scrawny & maybe even homely going by these pics.
Did I just get a lecture on pop culture from a dead nun?
I'm pretty sure her face has been plastered all over this planet.. unfortunately. They should've sent basement baby.. sunlight would be good for her.. she probably needs some vitamin D after being locked up in the dark all day.
**********************************************
You say potato, I say vodka!
What kills me is the whole "her face was extremely similar, but the body was totally different". Like THAT was the only clue they had...maybe next time she'll go somewhere where people actually CARE who she is. Thumbs up to Austria for not knowing Beyonce.
**********************************************
Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
c'mon people!!! like bouncey would spend her time in a museum...she can't even spell the word...
____________________________________________
Kris knows exactly what he's doing when he's "taking off your clothes and rocking your coochie with his" eyes. MK 4/29/09
She looks nothing like Beyonce but there are like negative 5 black people in Austria so how would they know any better?!
***************************************
The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Looks like some bizarre synthesis of Leona Lewis and Octomom to me...
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:04am.
Beyonce and museums....yea, that goes together like a freight train in a nitroglycerin factory.
---------------------------
Hahaha...hey Stock!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
The museum got jacked!
She looks more like a skinny Leona "dull" Lewis.
********
Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Beyonce and museums....yea, that goes together like a freight train in a nitroglycerin factory.
Isn't there some hole she can crawl into and rot??
Good Morning DListed Spring Chicks!
She has probably more talent than the Real Sasha Fierce.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Yeah, Beyonce's going to a museum because she's cultured like that.
Bwaha ha hahahahaha *breaths* hahahahahahah!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:42am.
Howdy Sugaroo!
It would have been funnier if they had made her sing... Oh wait, it's pretty funny when the real one sings too. Nevermind.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Beyonce doesn't sing - she caterwauls.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Idiots, though I can't help but find celebrity impersonators hilarious. Many a man has made a career being a "Britney" impersonator. I wonder, as a chick, how that must feel... that those closest resembling you are men?
Anyway, this bitch looks nothing like Beyonce... though that is probably a tribute to her femininity or some shit.
***First i can't believe and then I signed up there and i've got many friends including celebrities there,It's exciting. ***
Oh, Michael K. I adore you. I just had a belly laugh over the "I look more like Beyonce than she does" and "if Holly Robinson Peete ..." lines. I don't know how you do it with every damn post!
I prefer fakey Beyonce. At least she goes to the art museum instead of horsey shopping.
I found a great site http://www.millionairechats.com where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
I guess they figured put any random black girl with a weave and that would pass.
The real one would have been busting out of her clothes and showing off her fat knees.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:26am.
That looks like a cross between Posh and Scary Spice -- How dumb/blind are the Austrians?
********
It's got nothing to do with them being blind or dumb (in this case), but Beyonce is just not that big over there. You understand? Museum curators don't know who Beyonce is in the first place because she is not as famous as you think ;)
They need to be careful about things like that these days. Well, in the US anyway you could probably get bagged for identity Theft on that one. I heard of something similar here recently.
Howdy Sugaroo!
It would have been funnier if they had made her sing... Oh wait, it's pretty funny when the real one sings too. Nevermind.
************************************************************
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Morning DG! Seems the Viennese aren't any smarter than your average dolt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Wow! That prank was a real knee slapper! Those Austrians are riots!
A tour of a museum! Hahahahahahahaha! I am rolling on the floor with that one!
(I am being sarcastic )
************************************************************
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
LMAO!!! That looks like Leona Lewis!! It looks nothing like Beyonce! I guess they grabbed the first Bi-racial person they saw and figured that was the closest thing they were gonna get to look like beyonce! Hahaha!
He's more Rutger Hauer than Dolph.
I met Dolph when he was in town filming a movie. That man is the whole package, even if he can’t act that well (and he’s still managed to make a good living doing that).
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
That looks like a cross between Posh and Scary Spice -- How dumb/blind are the Austrians?
**********************************************
You say potato, I say vodka!
Most useless prank ever.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
COME AT ME, BITCH!
How are the Austrians supposed to recognise some one who is just not that relevant in their country? It's not like she is veeeery famous there. :)
I see someone on the planet actually watched Ocean's 12.
****
Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.