Forever Your Pillhead
Being Paula Abdul's friend would be like the best thing ever! Not only do you get Xanax in your Cheerios when you have breakfast at her house, but she'd be so much fun to play pranks on. If you told her that she is the real Craigslist killer, she'd immediately turn herself in, because she'd totally believe you. If you told her she could grow a pill tree by planting an Adderall doll in the ground, she'd spend the whole night in her backyard with a shovel and some Miracle-Gro.
Because Paula has the common sense of a boiled avocado seed, she is the perfect person for Sacha Baron Cohen to fool!
Page Six says that for his movie, SBC interviewed Paula as Bruno. Paula had no idea she was being tricked. A source said, "Paula was totally fooled. She bought into his character and to this day isn't aware she was fooled."
To this day, I don't think she's aware that Skat Kat isn't real. NOBODY TELL HER. It would break her little lude-filled heart. It would be like her epic Bratz meltdown all over again! "Where's God when you need him?" Oh, Paula, he's sitting in that little Vicodin bottle waiting for you!
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Submitted by de Cosmos on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 2:20pm.
Screencap of Paula in meltdown mode:
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Paula's motto is deny, deny, deny. The whole world knows she is a pill popper and a booze hound.
Screencap of Paula in meltdown mode:
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5337/paulaabdulmeltsdown.jpg
I still think she is hot.. and being a little nuts just makes me want to F* her more.. Crazy sex is HOT!
Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 1:45pm.
wha?? i live in NC and never heard that before. but i live in a pretty urban area. i just call it teh abc store.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
BangoSkank - I know what you mean!
When I moved to South Carolina there were ABC Package stores and I was like hmmm....doesn't look like people are sending anything, only receiving....
I think it is a way for them to feel classy about their drinking. When you live there long enough you soon realize that these people are all day lushes. And that place was such a racist dump that I quickly followed suit....
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Blanche: I can't beleive you said that, if I weren't a lady I'd deck you!
Dorothy: You try. I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date!!
"GOT TO WALK TO THE PACKAGE STORE"
Haha. When I first moved down south, I thought the Package Store was like a UPS Store...
I was all: "I don't need to ship anything, I just need a bottle of something to help me forget that I moved to North Carolina. Why do you keep giving me directions to the effin' Package Store?"
o m gosh, PA is so stupid. i hope no one ever tells her.whatadummy.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:28am.
IM JUST FUCKING AROUND. I KNOW YOU ARE GREAT. GOT TO WALK TO THE PACKAGE STORE NOW BECAUSE DONT DARE DRIVE AFTER A FEW FUCKING DRINKS.
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SMOOOOOOOOOOOCHES, CHARLIE! WALK SAFELY!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:28am.
IM JUST FUCKING AROUND. I KNOW YOU ARE GREAT. GOT TO WALK TO THE PACKAGE STORE NOW BECAUSE DONT DARE DRIVE AFTER A FEW FUCKING DRINKS.
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:07am.
I DETECT A LITTLE BIT OF HOSTILITY IN YOU. DO YOU HAVE SOME HOSTILITY TOWARDS ME YOU ARENT LETTING ON TO? I LOVE EVERYONE. I AM ALL FUCKING LOVING TO MY FAMILY. EVEN YOU.
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Oh no! I luuuuuuuvre you, Charlie! Despite your aspirations of corn teefs!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:06am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:04am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:03am.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:52am.
Go ahead and make it 5!
About a month ago, I would have said 6...but I was assimilated recently. It's meh.
She's an experiment in artificial stupidity.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:07am.
I DETECT A LITTLE BIT OF HOSTILITY IN YOU. DO YOU HAVE SOME HOSTILITY TOWARDS ME YOU ARENT LETTING ON TO? I LOVE EVERYONE. I AM ALL FUCKING LOVING TO MY FAMILY. EVEN YOU.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:09am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:06am.
Haha!! Good memory!
Make it 4, Deb doesn't have FB either!
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FORE! I mean FOUR!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:06am.
Haha!! Good memory!
Make it 4, Deb doesn't have FB either!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
If it is true that she is on a bunch of meds from residual back pain from the accident a few years back, then I'm ok with it. Besides, Medicated Paula is very entertaining.
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:04am.
CHARLES MANSON
ITS GODDAMN FUCKING UNNATURAL TO HAVE TEETH THAT WHITE. TEETH ARENT FUCKING DESIGNED TO BE THAT WHITE. WHEN YOU START DRINKING COFFEE AND TEA AND EATING MEAT YOUR TEETH WILL GET NATURALLY GET DISCOLORED. THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH THAT. AS LONG AS YOU GET THE MOTHERFUCKERS CLEANED AND TAKE CARE OF ANY FUCKING CAVITIES AND ROOT CANALS AND FLOSS AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR GUMS YOU ARE FINE.
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Well, YOU may want to look like someone shoved an ear of corn sideways into your mouf, but I sure don't!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:04am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:03am.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:52am.
Go ahead and make it 5!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:04am.
There are three of us left who don't have FB! *madface*
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Make that 4 of us!
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*whispering* I was including you.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
CHARLES MANSON
ITS GODDAMN FUCKING UNNATURAL TO HAVE TEETH THAT WHITE. TEETH ARENT FUCKING DESIGNED TO BE THAT WHITE. WHEN YOU START DRINKING COFFEE AND TEA AND EATING MEAT YOUR TEETH WILL GET NATURALLY GET DISCOLORED. THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH THAT. AS LONG AS YOU GET THE MOTHERFUCKERS CLEANED AND TAKE CARE OF ANY FUCKING CAVITIES AND ROOT CANALS AND FLOSS AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR GUMS YOU ARE FINE.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 11:03am.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:52am.
OMG! Do you bitches want to laugh your asses off?? If you have facebook, go to the bottom of your page and change your language to "English Pirate"
OMG! It's made my shitty fucking day worth while!
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There are three of us left who don't have FB! *madface*
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Make that 4 of us!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I feel a little sorry for Paula...She is so deep in denial. How can everyone on the planet know she is addicted & she seems to genuinely have no clue? She is seriously fucked up. If she didnt cry at the drop of a hat I would say more power to her, but she is an emotional time bomb.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:52am.
OMG! Do you bitches want to laugh your asses off?? If you have facebook, go to the bottom of your page and change your language to "English Pirate"
OMG! It's made my shitty fucking day worth while!
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There are three of us left who don't have FB! *madface*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever pop pop pop
Or can you just give me the pills
Straight up now tell me
Is it gonna be you and me together pop pop pop
Or am I just high
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
iHeart - OMG! It totally made my day! LMFAO!
Submitted by de Cosmos on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:57am.
HaHa!! There's going to be another major Paula meltdown alright! But we probably won't get to see it.
Her Bratz meltdown was a classic; "... Where's God when you need Him?... [sobbing]":
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She was really thinking: where's the pharmacist when you need him?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:52am.
OMG! Do you bitches want to laugh your asses off?? If you have facebook, go to the bottom of your page and change your language to "English Pirate"
OMG! It's made my shitty fucking day worth while!
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Cast ye message into the sea LOLOL That is awesome!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
HaHa!! There's going to be another major Paula meltdown alright! But we probably won't get to see it.
Her Bratz meltdown was a classic; "... Where's God when you need Him?... [sobbing]":
Paula's Bratz Meltdown
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 10:52am.
OMG! Do you bitches want to laugh your asses off?? If you have facebook, go to the bottom of your page and change your language to "English Pirate"
OMG! It's made my shitty fucking day worth while!
ME. I can barerly speak regular english, I don't understand shit. *going back to regular english*
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Please guys, I AM TRYING TO TELL A GOD DAMNED STORY!
Her reality show made me totally embarassed for her.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Her brand of crazy is funny to watch.
OMG! Do you bitches want to laugh your asses off?? If you have facebook, go to the bottom of your page and change your language to "English Pirate"
OMG! It's made my shitty fucking day worth while!
Don't you remember? Paula doesn't do drugs. How do I know this? Because she TOLD ME!!! AHHH - AHHH -AHHHHHHH!!!
Best video ever. That was great. High art!
Paula is a DitzyTrick. Cynthia McFadden asked her if she had ever taken prescription drugs, and she said no. But her dumb ass didn`t think far enough ahead to anticipate that McFadden would ask for her records.
Duh!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
She looks bit like Eva Longoria on that pic.
Plus, all that botox gives her the I'm-in-pain-look.
hahaha iHeartHaters. The Bratz meltdown was classic. I wouldn't last 2 seconds working for her I'd be all STFU you pill poppin bitch. The movie's gonna suck enough without you contributing to it..
You CAN save the world! Ha.
And yes, I have heard of Paula Abdul. Unfortunately. But Bratz? I'm gonna have to give Google a workout to understand you, but then you're funny as hell regardless, so maybe I won't bother.
Thanks, MK. You have the best site I've ever read!
"I did the whole bratz movie! I worked...my ASS.. off...Jeff...!"
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Forget Paula, I feel sorry for her staff!
Can you imagine how many breakdowns this crazy lady has?
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"YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE! " Stoney 4/22/09
Sister, you tickle the shit out of me...
She's offensive and I can't stand her, especially when she cries like a little bitch over AI singers!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
Skat Kat isn't real? ah to live in a land of cartoons and pretty shiny objects ::sigh::
Though they act differently, it's my personal (and informed) opinion that LiLo is a pillhead more than a cokehead. She's not all hyper and going out every night, which seems more symptamatic of coke. I used to do pills, I know PLENTY of people that do pills, and they all look and act like lindsay. The pale, shitty looking face, the skinny arms, the interviews where she can never think of her words, the pin-sized pupils, the lazy activities (sunning, shopping, etc). I don't think it's coke.
My son's stinky left tube sock is smarter than this trick!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
"If you told her she could grow a pill tree by planting an Adderall doll in the ground, she'd spend the whole night in her backyard with a shovel and some Miracle-Gro" HAHAHAHAAA!!!
Man I used to idolize Paula Abdrool! She's kinda just goofy & drunk now.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Oh, she told Cynthia McFadden(ABC) two weeks ago that she has NEVER taken Vicodin or Oxycontin!!! Lies, lies, lies!