Thursday, April 30th 2009
Brangie's New Big Oprhan Baby
My suspicions were right! St. Angie mistook that sumo wrestler Brad's filming a commercial with for an orphan baby with a serious thyroid problem. St. Angie must have quickly snatched him up before Vadge got her claws on him. Brad didn't feel like breaking the news to St. Angie so he's just going along with it. It's written all over his face. Bitch is tiiiiiired.
And Pax is going to be the bestest older brother.
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Tough Room! I imagine having what like 6 kids in a fairly short amount of time, would seriously age just about anyone... but Yikes, Rotten Egg, that is a bit harsh dontchya think??? Jim Carrey shall forever hold the over actor crown... Besides, Bradley was Tyler Durden in Fight Club, doesn't that give him any bonus points in yr book?!?! But my fave was the stoner he played in that p.o.s. movie with Christian Slater & the Meduim girl... What was it called???
Brad, baby, wow. Please, no more kids, you're starting to look like Benicio Del Toro. You're breaking my heart.
floppy peen in pic 1, floppy peen in pic 1!!!! yeah, we've all seen it before but i would like to see more now.
Geeze, at first glance i thought was wearing a diaper and bib!
I bet he, for this commercial, plays another overacted dumbass like the character he did for "Burn after reading". I never had him as a good actor, he can be sort-of decent but man! he was awful there. He even took the crown from Jim Carrey for overacting.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
The more pictures of him I see, the more I'm convinced that his IQ comes in single digits.
That dumb look at his face, half-open mouth, empty eyes. When he was young it kind of was ok. It's fine to be dumb and young. It's even amusing. But when you're fortysomething, it not funny anymore. It's kind of sad.
WHO'S MINDING THE CHILDREN?????????????? The twins are still babies for crissake.
Does this jack off really not have enough money that he feels the need to do crappy overseas commercials?! GEEZ. Neither one of these two assholes can keep themselves out of the limelight for more than a second! Go take care of your 6 kids you moron!! Your skank is at work and NOW you feel the need to take on a commercial? What's the matter Bradley are you f*cking bored at home?? Or is this lifestyle costing you an arm and a leg and now you have to whore yourself out beyond movies, photo spreads, interviews and running a production company?!
Can't stand this tool.
He always looks like he's about to cry. That's not even a normal tired face, that's a face that has seen Hell.
Hello Teh Brad, this is your former dlisted supporter, 'member me?
Yea, so anyway, I miss you, please come back, I know you can do it. Just throw some holy water in Skeletina's face and RUN, for cryin' out loud RUN BRAD RUN!
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
he looks okay in the second picture.
Vadge and Angie drew straws over him. Brad is going to have to hit the gym more often if he plans on toting his big butt around town with the other props er I mean kids!
WTF?
THIS dude was in Fight Club, y'all.
FIGHT CLUB!
What a difference a succubus makes...
Brad Pitt used to be better looking when he was younger...I was never super impressed by his looks but he was decent looking for a celeb & then I saw a pic of his brother Doug & for some reason after that whatever little magic Brad had was completely lost. I cant explain it, he just looked like the slimmer, tanner, vainer, more glamorous version of the everyday average version of his brother & it was just all icky after that & then realizing he was thick as a brick also ruined him lookwise...and then everything else after that...
I visit that Ian website sometimes. It was fun at first... and kinda shocking. But now it's just gotten weird. Like he never confirms anything. The people commenting are the ones who are left to come up with theories. I noticed that even his regulars have become doubtful of him.
Anyway, Brad is looking a little Scott Weiland-ish in these photos.
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Hey isn't that Big Pussy from the Sopranos?
Another kid to add to their Basement Baby Army.
Brad Pitt is such a ZERO.
Check out this one: http://www.examiner.com/x-7494-LA-Gossip-Examiner~y2009m4d29-Brad-Pitt-B...
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
i am not in the least interested in why Pitt is shooting a commercial with a sumo wrestler suspended from the ceiling.
his life has become such a freak show. this seems ordinary
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I just checked that site - kinky sex and wearing diapers?? Nasty! I wouldn't doubt it about them, though. No wonder they stay to themselves and have no friends.
Don't they have enough money already? They can send each child to either college or rehab 5 times over. I'm jus sayin'!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I find it extremely hard to hate on Brad whenever I see one of these cheezy commercials. He's pretty great in them...
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He's looking more and more like Robert Redford to me.
AngieJo is done with adoption & twins...she's having a full-grown adult!
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@dramaqueen I think Aniston. Most people know Jolie is spoiled and had a dark side.
OT Look at Pitts eyes, they look haunted.
Joanne: But which ex, since Ian's insisting that Brangie are no more?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
O Bradley, why do you insist on dressing like my 8th grade science teacher? All you're missing are five or six gold chains and those "transitional" glasses that are supposed to turn into sunglasses in the sun...but are, in fact, shady all the time...
Oh and in the 12 thumbnail he just looks like someone whose underwear would smell funky. Tho I'm sure it smells like roses and cookie dough, naturally..
Well, I can now confidently state I'm better looking than Brad Pitt.
Thumbnail 6, that is the biggest flip off I have ever seen.
@dramaqueen, I was hoping he was going to get to why these people represent our Country and who let them buy babies. Now it looks like a smear to Pitt and his ex.
& off topic, what has happened to morning wood?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Damn, he looks WORKED!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:46pm.
Is it possible for Brad to ever have a photo taken lately, where his damn mouth is closed?????
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Or his eyes fully opened?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I read Ian occasionally but for the most part, take everything with a sea's worth of salt.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
With the exception of the "Thelma & Louise" BP, I've never seen the appeal. He's not that hot, & he's a bad actor!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Reeter: Oh yeah. Depraved, disgusting shit. Lots of informative comments too. I know Keane, who used to post here is a reg there. Ian claims to have inside sources like former employees & friends. Check it out: ianundercover.com
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:58pm.
oops!
*wipes drool off keyboard*
can i lick the salt off???
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Ha, Clarisse! I see we're on the same "Pitt Page"!
"Memmreeeees, like the corners of my miiiind..."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
off topic, know of any good talk radio shows ( online) No RushL please.
This is the Brad who will always raise the humidity in my panties, the one not ruined by a shrew.
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"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Seems like ages ago that Pitt Stain was hot as HELL....but it was only three/four years...
http://www.bradpitt.com.ar/pictures/brad-pitt.jpg
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 12:55pm.
Does anyone here visit ianundercover? He's got some crazy allegations about Brangie. I'd love to know if it's real or a smear campaign.
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Like what? Anything we haven't heard on here?
@ drama queen
Ian is good for a laugh or two when I'm in an anti angie mood, but I don't take his news very seriously.
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I can't believe I ever fancied Mr Pitt.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
They'll name this one Ox.
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Zahara is not going to like this. >: (
Does anyone here visit ianundercover? He's got some crazy allegations about Brangie. I'd love to know if it's real or a smear campaign.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
So is that Sumo guy Big Pussy or WHAT?!?!?!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008