Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This former A list always movie actress still considers herself A list even though in reality she is about D. She does have A list name recognition and was the star of one of the most famous movies of all time. Not highest grossing, just one of the most famous. Anyway, she is not known for her quiet demeanor and when she has a drink or seven can get rather nasty. Recently she got into a fight with her current boy toy and during the argument threw a glass or two or three at her toy. Well, on one of her throws she missed and hit an original Picasso she has hanging on her wall. The painting was shredded by the glass as it shattered as well as the beverage she had inside. Of course she told her insurance company it fell during a mild earthquake and landed on a glass table beneath the painting, shattering the table and damaging the painting. (CDAN)
Sharon Stoner, right? She has a play thing with a peen and she also has a Picasso! A little investigate reporting (2 seconds of googling) led me to this article.
Which starlet's constant state of inebriation is causing problems in her marriage? Her hubby hates having to physically remove her from nightclubs. (Gatecrasher)
Xtina (no question mark needed). But if she isn't considered a "starlet," I'll say ScarJo or Katherine Heeeeeeeigl?
Which East Coast Resident Star forgot to pick up their child from school and had to be called and reminded from school staff? Our source claims the whole mishap was not a matter of memory, so much as it was of Methamphetamine. It’s not Ms. Fey, she’d never do something like that! (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)
Sarah Jessica Parker? She kind of has meth arms.
its bruce bitch...
#2 is definitely Ashlee simpson.. I haven't seen a pic of her sober since that kid was born
Submitted by Katt on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:17pm.
So sorry for the late reply, but yes! I'd be honored. ;-)
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I love Sharon. She's batshit crazy old broad but a true star.
I will forever be jealous of Sharon Stone, because she got to f*ck the hotness that is David Morrissey in Basic instinct 2.
Maybe Kim Basinger for #1?
sharon stone is about a "d" on the star list? you're not going to convince me that she ranks that high on the alphabets...
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Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:43pm.
did you hear about that 2 year old that just became a member? How do you gauge IQ at 2 years old?
Nope. Funny! I dunno: the kid hasn't stuck peas in his or her nose?
@ Sheeps: Speaking of Mensa, did you hear about that 2 year old that just became a member? How do you gauge IQ at 2 years old?
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Very un-MENSA-like behavior by Ms. Stone.
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:08pm.
Also, singers aren't starlets. That just applies to actresses.
I'm a fan of hers, but I can't help thinking maybe #2 is Brittany Murphy.
Xtina is hardly a starlet. She's been in the industry for 10 years now. I'm gonna say Heigl, just 'cause I hate the bitch.
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1. Sharon Stone sounds about right. Sigh....a priceless work of art destroyed by a two bit whore who thinks money equals culture or class.
2. not christina. She's not a starlet, she's a singer. I like the Advril guess. TONS of evidence she's a boozehound, and she her "career" has gone the way of the Simpsons. Xtina might be a lot of things, but she's a legit artist.
3. could it be the blonde chick on 30 rock--who was on Ally McBeal? She's not looking that great lately...
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Sharon Stone owns a Picasso? That is NOT RIGHT! Personally, I think most if not all masterpiece art should be in museums for all to enjoy.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:54pm.
Nevermind slut, I see it!
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:54pm
Hey Filthy, how do we see the solved ones?
assuming the "starlet" is one of those mentioned by MK or miseralba I say the husband/boy toy should shut the fuck up, be a good bitch and keep the fine babysitting job since all those ho's are paying their men's bills.... sheesh how about a little appreciation...
For #3: Doesn't this bitch have a NANNY to do that kind of peon work?
1. This has Sharon Stone written all over it. Unless Demi Moore is on the sauce. Both are rich bitches with no careers, boytoys and inflated sense of self.
I'm always reminded of how Stone was so nasty at one movie set, the crew peed in the pool she was about to use.
2. Either Avril or Xtina. I hope it's Avril, because her Neanderthal hubby deserves better than her rat-faced, vampire-toothed ass.
3... dunno. Don't think it's SJP -- for all her problems, she doesn't look like a methface and doesn't act like one either. It can't be Amy Poehler because her kid is too young to be in school. And somehow I can't see Kelly Ripa getting away with being a mether -- she's too exposed to get away with it.
Trash Miss Stone all ya want. I'm gonna love her until she needs The Cuchini!!!
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Sharon Stone looks like she's in sorry shape
That last one sounds totally bad. CPS should be on that like nobody's business if it's true. Poor kid!
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I think #3 is Kathie Lee Gifford.
Eh, I can't see it being SJP. I've heard she's very gracious to fans and pretty normal/down to earth for a celeb... just your everyday New Yorker in a lot of ways.
Isn't Amy Poehler's kid an infant? Why would it be in school... or does she have another kid.
Kelly Ripa seems way to clean cut to be a closet meth head.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:43pm.
"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it."
Ha, that is priceless! So funny... And umm, could I please use it as my sig quote?
Submitted by cathechick on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 3:56pm.
"What about Kelly Ripa for the last one?"
I like that guess. #1 is def. Stone.
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i can't believe craig ferguson ever dated sharon stone! just recently learned that and was baffled. i thought he was smart
she doesn't have custody of her adopted kids with Phil Bront-asaurus-stein(as i recall). he said she was too crazy
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the last one, i think the hint is that its amy poehler...not ms. fey...of is molly shannon on the east coast? but i can imagine either one being on meth!!!! and I can't even conceive of it being maya r. because I just love her too much to think she could do anything wrong.
What about Kelly Ripa for the last one?
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It was not Sarah Jessica!!! There is a photo everyday with SJP picking up her boy at school. And I cannot imagine that she is a meth head. Sure, she has a horsey face but not one with sores all over. She's not into meth. It's not her.
I totally agree with the other items.
True Sharon Stone story -
A good friend of mine worked on the set of The Specialist whilst it was being filmed here in Victoria BC back in the early 90's.
She tells me La Stone was an absolute cunt to everyone on set and hated Stallone (feeling was mutual all round)
For kicks my friend and the wardrobe dept would *play* with taking Stone's costume's in and out in different parts - had the stupid bitch doing the two-fingered diet constantly.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I can totally see Sherry Stone throwing glasses at her boy toys. Drunken rich people are awesome. They do shit like that all the time. I've seen it! They act as though they're refined and above it all, but after a few glasses (or tokes) of the good stuff they go completely ghetto.
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Oh man I'm so bad at these. MK's guesses sound about right though.
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You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson