Fix Yourself, Girl!
When you strut down the ho stroll in your sexiest spandex biker shorts, do the other whores yell at you, "Bitch, your pussy is hongray"? Does this make you feel sad in the pants, because you don't want everyone to see your damn uterus from the outside? Well, then the Cuchini is just the product to fix your COCHINA ass.
That shit will set you back $15 for two pads. Once you have your Cuchini pads, just place it over your hungry-hungry-hippo-cooze and voila! No camel toe. You will go from looking like a biological female with organic vagina lips to looking like you've got an 8" dick tucked into your ass crack. Fatty crotch to tranny crotch in a matter of seconds!
The website is like the land of fuckery! It has a video featuring a song that will be the first dance at my wedding. It also has a celebrity c-toe gallery. Strangely enough, the celebrity gallery doesn't star the CAMEL TOE QUEEN herself....CoCo! That's because even the Cuchini knows it is no match for the camel toe of all camel toes! I'd like to see the Cuchini try to cover up CoCo's mammoth vag flappers of wonder. It's not going to happen! If you placed one of those weak ass Cuchini pads on her snatch, it would eat it up in two bites, burp and then scream, "NEXT!"
I mean, behold CoCo's camel toe. It is not the one.
And oh yes, by the way, when exactly did it become fashionable or desirable to have the pubes of an eight-year-old girl? Creeeeeeeepy.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
On the subject of clean-shaven pubes:
Blame Marilyn Chambers. She was a real pube pioneer.
I'm thinking of mixing up a nice pitcher of Cuchinas after work tonight, with an extra shot of cuch.
Bahahahaha! That shit is huge! Nasty!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
dats fukin gross!
......celebrities are vile!
Oh Dear GOD! I'm laughing so hard I can barely see! That monster should really be in Guinness Book.
I think the funniest thing about this is the name...Cuchini, LOLOLOLOLOL. And I may never get over Kelly Ripa's coochie.
It reminds me of my favorite coochie story.
A friend of mine was cheating on her boyfriend while he was away. The guy she was with had a huge dick, and she was afraid her man was going to notice her stretched out poonash when he got home. So in her geniousness she douched with an alum/water solution.
For those of you who don't know what that is, they used to use it for cuts, it draws the skin together. Think of Tom and Jerry. Jerry threw alum in Toms mouth and his mouth closed up so tight he couldn't eat Jerry.
Well, I guess she really wanted to make sure it worked good, and used WAY than she should have. Her coochie closed up so tight she swears she couldn't fit more than a pinky in for a month! I bet HER coochie looked like a Cuchini!
Whenever I see the vision that is Coco the first word that pops into my mind is PHYSICS.
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well amen, the Cuchini has just made my Xmas shopping easier - perfect stocking stuffers for everyone! the homo boys will love 'em!
So.....we've gonna from a camel toe to a camel hump!Progress my friends, progress!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
that's not a camel toe. that's a bike rack.
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"Oh great. The ship sent us another Sawyer"
Every feminist bone in my body is enraged right now at this asscrackery. Yet too tired to be coherent.
And I might just be a freak, but I honestly see nothing wrong with the "Before". Like swimsuits aren't designed to reveal half your assets to the entire beach! And for all the non-swimsuit cameltoes — duh, just don't dress like a dumb ho!
(But, then again, if they didn't dress like dumb hos, there would be so much less in the world to mock viciously. And I would really miss that.)
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:41pm.
CANT A WOMAM JUST BE A GODDAMN FUCKING WOMAN IN ALL HER MOTHERFUCKING GLORY WITHOUT THIS FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT.
I think I'm about to fucking weep for goddamn joy. This is what I've been wondering for years.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:45pm.
Let's see Billy Mays do an infomercial about this thing!
"MY WOOOOOD!!! DRIES!!! OUT!!! WHEN IT SEES YOUR CAMELTOE!!! SLAP A CUCHINI ON THAT COOTER!!! YOUR MILKSHAKE MAY BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, BUT YOUR MUFFIN TOP SCARES 'EM BACK HOME!!! WHY DO I TALK!!! LIKE THIS???"
I ... I'D ACT— oops, sorry, forgot to turn caps off — I have to say that I'd actually watch that.
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Submitted by paulapoo on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 9:49pm.
I don't understand why people think shaving your pubes makes you look like a child. Why is it only this one part of your bod that's a problem? I mean, we shave legs and armpits, some people shave their heads. Children don't have hairy ass legs and pits, many babies are bald. Whoop de fucking doo!
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I say you are allowed to shave EVERYTHING but your crotch, but if you choose to shave your crotch you can shave NOTHING....
There. That balances it out....
I keed....
Who gives a shit who shaves what? You humans is all hairy ass beasts wif some STANK ass feets no matter whatchu shave...NAST!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is that real or does she pad her pluh pluh ???
Where did all the Oly go?
I LOVE COCOA T!
Her Crotch is one of the seventh wonders of the world!
Go head Girl Go Head Get Down.
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
OMG! Coco's pussy escaped!
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♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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I don't understand why people think shaving your pubes makes you look like a child. Why is it only this one part of your bod that's a problem? I mean, we shave legs and armpits, some people shave their heads. Children don't have hairy ass legs and pits, many babies are bald. Whoop de fucking doo!
This reminds me of "The Adventures of Moose Knuckles and CamelToe"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5_CFykc_0w
Or the Camel Toe Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWg9RU-MF-8
as a public service to the camel toe inflicted, there should be a link on on the website on how you can purchase some yeast infection meds...you know, just in case the cuchini didn't get to the camel toe in time...
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Kris knows exactly what he's doing when he's "taking off your clothes and rocking your coochie with his" eyes. MK 4/29/09
I heard this on Bob and Tom yesterday. My hubby was laughing bopping his head to it. I was like wtf? Idiot. Anyways, I don't think that women should be totally bare shaved. It's kinda gross and makes me wonder what kind of guy wants their girl to look like a little girl down there. I however, DO believe in shaving it down to where it is neat, clean and doesn't show. Trim it up, keep it clean, but don't shave it. Just ewww.
CoCo doesn't shave her pubes, Ice-T got a John Deere tractor for the gardener.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
And, for those who want a camel toe, there is:
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9164/cameltoecup1.jpg
Yikes -- Coco's pic is really classless. Why doesn't she just paint a giant bullseye over her crotch?
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by Mike Hawk on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:56pm.
"As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past"
Uh, shaving your pubes has NOTHING to do with evolution. It's a just a fad. Pubes are what separates adults from children, but given current mentality trends, it's becoming more and more difficult to separate children from adults.
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Actually, it may be new to the US, but shaving pubes has been around for millenia in several cultures around the world. They consider it cleaner and better for sex.
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Yes. WE do:)
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:42pm.
Nice ninja slipper Coco!
Jenny Talia From Australia ~ Cameltoe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM
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Ok, that totally reminded me of this peach:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27737
LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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I'm sorry but she got some powerful lips there...I think if she wore a cuchini it would just look like her pussy had wings.
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♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Open up those meatflaps CoCo and let me hide in them, I have seen Fantasia's feet & they are twice scarier than your camel toe & smellier.
"As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past."
Wow, I just don't even know where to start with how wrong that statement is.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Several unrelated thoughts run through my head:
There must be a lemon in her drink cuz look how hers lips have puckered up.
What in the name of Marie Osmond's lesbian daughter made her wear that awful getup ?
Nothing says class like spandex and diamocrons.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:21pm.
And my junk looks HUGE!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
This is great for Camel Toe, but what about Moose Knuckle?
can someone tell me were to purchase it?
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"I didn't inhale it" Said by Bill Clinton
"Now I will kill you until you die from it!" - said by Saddam Hussein
Submitted by Mike Hawk on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:56pm.
"As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past"
Uh, shaving your pubes has NOTHING to do with evolution. It's a just a fad. Pubes are what separates adults from children, but given current mentality trends, it's becoming more and more difficult to separate children from adults.
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Actually, it may be new to the US, but shaving pubes has been around for millenia in several cultures around the world. They consider it cleaner and better for sex. I don't see why people are so hung-up on it. We're expected to shave out leg hair and armpit hair (both puberty related), it's pretty hypocritical not to do it down there while you're at it.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:03pm.
Question about the Cuchini... Is it soft or hard? Because if it's soft and you're wearing something too tight, it's still going to be bisected by the garment, no? And if it's hard, well, that's kinda weird...
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I think it's prolly semi-hard...You know, like when a guy is too drunk to get it fully up and you're too drunk to give a damn and just hope he passes out, so you can grab your clothes his wallet and high tail it outta there....Not that I've ever done that...but yeah, I think its semi-hard drunken peen like....Pretty sure...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 8:03pm.
Question about the Cuchini... Is it soft or hard? Because if it's soft and you're wearing something too tight, it's still going to be bisected by the garment, no? And if it's hard, well, that's kinda weird...
Reminds me of a girl I knew in school who had us rolling on the floor with her story of how she was making out with a guy and she wouldn't let him go in her pants because she had her period and she was wearing a maxi pad. He was rubbing it like crazy and jizzed his pants, thinking he was just a layer of denim away from her chocha, and the whole time she couldn't feel a thing but it was too awkward to tell him.
Sorry. I was just picturing some guy rubbing up on the Cuchini and being mystified or confused.
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It would be like playing football and wearing your cup backwards.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
That's no cameltoe, that's a relief map of the Grand Canyon. Look closer, you can see ancient Indian cave dwellings on the rim.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Question about the Cuchini... Is it soft or hard? Because if it's soft and you're wearing something too tight, it's still going to be bisected by the garment, no? And if it's hard, well, that's kinda weird...
Reminds me of a girl I knew in school who had us rolling on the floor with her story of how she was making out with a guy and she wouldn't let him go in her pants because she had her period and she was wearing a maxi pad. He was rubbing it like crazy and jizzed his pants, thinking he was just a layer of denim away from her chocha, and the whole time she couldn't feel a thing but it was too awkward to tell him.
Sorry. I was just picturing some guy rubbing up on the Cuchini and being mystified or confused.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:08pm.
I like talking to you and everyone here just to take breaks.
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Me too:) I said it once before, actually - it's like what I wish my IRL friends would do..just hang around and keep me company while I putter;p I'm glad you got the pics of your daughter tho! I went through a whole pic loss thing, myself, not too long ago and luckily saved the best ones too! It made the tragedy of it a lot less noticeable:)
Which leads me right to my ONT comment...
O camon! You guys wouldn't even notice if you weren't looking for it!;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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That dude with Coco is holding a bottle of Champipple.
There was a show on tv yesterday *cough* Gangsta Rap Wives... Coco comes across as really really reeeaaallly dumb. Even dumber than me for watching that shite.
Sandbitch, that video is hysterical.
===Ain't it just? Perfect opportunity to post it. Always cracks me up. Cracks....hehe Labia luggage..bwahhaaaa
Stop it already my friggin eyes are watering and I have a grin ear to ear.
That's not CoCo's camel toe. It's a bottle opener.
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:07pm.
The cameltoe is either sewn into the outfit or Coco's vag has its own gravitational pull.
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YES! Like a black hole in the Camel Nebula.
cameltoe, the: comes from wearing to tight pants (for your statue), best with an inflexible seam in the middle.
sorry, i don't think that "coco" is over or underfucked or abnormal, she just had chosen a bad dress, as usual.
and though it's funny to read this stuff, it always leaves a bad taste, and i should leave these gossip blogs alone ;)
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:42pm.
Um, the camel toe/sock monkey gif is kinda upsetting.
===More upsetting than coco? Hell. I best change it for something more, um, appropriate.
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 7:09pm.
Sandbitch, that video is hysterical.
===Ain't it just? Perfect opportunity to post it. Always cracks me up. Cracks....hehe Labia luggage..bwahhaaaa
yeah, why would you want to cover up a camel toe? it's all i have for god's sake....it's bad enuff that i can't find a bra that doesn't crush my nips with padding thicker than that pink shit that keeps the raccoons out of my attic, how iwll a man ever know i am happy to see him?
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What fresh hell is this?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:42pm.
Um, the camel toe/sock monkey gif is kinda upsetting.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Sandbitch, that video is hysterical.
Angel, I recently moved and for the past few months I have not for multiple reasons had a computer that I can store pictures on. I stopped going to myspace. It has been a hassle. Luck was with me though and I was able to at least secure all pictures of my daugter. The mover I called never showed up, and I ended up moving everything by myself. Anyways I will shut up now because life is good! I like talking to you and everyone here just to take breaks.
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