Fix Yourself, Girl!
When you strut down the ho stroll in your sexiest spandex biker shorts, do the other whores yell at you, "Bitch, your pussy is hongray"? Does this make you feel sad in the pants, because you don't want everyone to see your damn uterus from the outside? Well, then the Cuchini is just the product to fix your COCHINA ass.
That shit will set you back $15 for two pads. Once you have your Cuchini pads, just place it over your hungry-hungry-hippo-cooze and voila! No camel toe. You will go from looking like a biological female with organic vagina lips to looking like you've got an 8" dick tucked into your ass crack. Fatty crotch to tranny crotch in a matter of seconds!
The website is like the land of fuckery! It has a video featuring a song that will be the first dance at my wedding. It also has a celebrity c-toe gallery. Strangely enough, the celebrity gallery doesn't star the CAMEL TOE QUEEN herself....CoCo! That's because even the Cuchini knows it is no match for the camel toe of all camel toes! I'd like to see the Cuchini try to cover up CoCo's mammoth vag flappers of wonder. It's not going to happen! If you placed one of those weak ass Cuchini pads on her snatch, it would eat it up in two bites, burp and then scream, "NEXT!"
I mean, behold CoCo's camel toe. It is not the one.
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The cameltoe is either sewn into the outfit or Coco's vag has its own gravitational pull.
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@zomay:
Now I'm confused. I always thought you were a cool popular poster. I mean, I have your avvie memorized and everything! Where's your avvie!? :)
And yeah, it struck me a while ago that such a thing might be the case....
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Nice ninja slipper Coco!
Jenny Talia From Australia ~ Cameltoe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsYneNJmnM
@TV: Your Sham Wow Vince line had me in tears...
OT: Coco scares me; no, really
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:40pm.
*copyrighting Zucchini Pad for Men*
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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....
"Got Moose Knuckle?"
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Hands down this is the post of the year!!! I will laugh the entire ride home and then shreak in horror when that pic of Coco sinks in.
angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:09pm.
I'll even go you one further just cuz it's kinda funny and I do love taking swipes at this boy (and everyone knows why)...I've considered that he may have sucked MK's cock once or twice (remember that Caption This! roll he was on..?) becuz I know he's been reported several times, but somehow without getting so much as a slap on the hand...so...I dunno...
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Holy crap. That would make sense.
Just wanted to say that I don't know the inner workings of dlisted. I've never been a cool or popular poster here. I come at different hours due to work and home. But I never wanted to come here and argue. I feel like it has been more tense this past week. I am sorry if I added to that.
ok, ok,, only chicks with numb pussys show it off like this for attention because it cant feel anymore from getting fucked too hard, thats why its swollen like that!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 6:02pm.
angel_i, forgive me for asking, but I don't see a lot that goes on, but is this for real...is this a regular thing?
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Well, Slutty...I'm not sure (you know we can never really be sure but he's been doing this a long while now)...but I do, myself, suspect that Provy's got a little Andrew Dice Clay kinda thing going on over there...rather than anything really serious...
I'll even go you one further just cuz it's kinda funny and I do love taking swipes at this boy (and everyone knows why)...I've considered that he may have sucked MK's cock once or twice (remember that Caption This! roll he was on..?) becuz I know he's been reported several times, but somehow without getting so much as a slap on the hand...so...I dunno...I guess, you guess?
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Each of Coco's pussy lips are about two and half finger-widths wide. That's a scary thought because one pussy lip width is probably greater than Ice-T's peen.
And that damn seam on her pants! I still can't get over it! Think how uncomfortable that has to be! Especially when she sits down, for God's sake! That is cutting-in tightness, right there.
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Anybody see that girl who on rock of love tour bus nakid pics? her vag has one of the biggest camel toes ive ever seen!
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angel_i, forgive me for asking, but I don't see a lot that goes on, but is this for real...is this a regular thing? I'm trying to keep my yap closed in case it's a private joke between you two.
When I first read that, I thought it said "Got Carmel Toe" I thought
"Wow, now that is sick"!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I bet it has teeth. I hope the make something that protects her pants from her teeth chewing through her pants.
I dont know why Coco would need this anyways, Ice T must have a bucket of spackle lying around somewhere
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The best cameltoe song is by fannypack go youtube it now!
That shit would be all up in your possum pie and glazed donut hole.
Michael K, THAT is the best EVER!!!! You are a genius!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:41pm.
On Make Me a SuperModel the men used bread. No lie.
Well i hope they had Pumpernickel bread for the black contestants
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I was thinking of you while watching ANTM today. The STUNNING Aminat was dishing about her "go-sees" and said: Yeah, I got back 10 minutes early...and that's *good*, you know!...cuz I'm African,... I'm never on time....
And I was like: Is it possible? Is Provolone really a model on ANTM? No one knows on the internet...
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Holy shot that looks more like moose knuckle to me! Cochina!
LOL--thanks guys I totally needed to laugh right now. now, I have three people staring at me for the being the dork who is laughing and looking at cameltoes. I'm THAT person on the bus.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
"As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past"
Uh, shaving your pubes has NOTHING to do with evolution. It's a just a fad. Pubes are what separates adults from children, but given current mentality trends, it's becoming more and more difficult to separate children from adults.
On the other hand, shaving your pubes does help reduce the risk of becoming a host to a thriving colony of crabs.
Remember: Crying in public doesn't really make you less of a man. It does, however, make you more of a woman.
Submitted by gia on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:54pm.
"More Cuchini products are coming soon"
WTF??
The Moose Muzzle debuts in time for Father's Day.
Beats another tie nawmsayin?
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I have been on this earth for a while. I, despite limited means and choices under communism, was forced to wear clothing so tight that THIS happens. Is there some sort of cameltoe epidemic that I am unaware of?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
"More Cuchini products are coming soon"
WTF??
I think this is more than enough.
SHUT UP!!!! that picture's been photoshopped right? Riiiight????
I wonder how many men her monstrous cootch eats a day.
I didn't even need to see a pic of Coco's cameltoe. It's permanently etched into my retinas.
CHARLES MANSON
I WANT TO KNOW IF I HAVE THE FUCKING SWINE FUCKING FLU. IVE BE SHIMMERING AND SWEATING AND SHAKING ALL FUCKING DAY AND DRY HEAVING ALSO. I DID DRINK ABOUT 2 LITERS OF VODKA YESTERDAY BUT I DONT THINK THAT HAS ANYTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH IT. IM CALLING THE HEALTH AUTHORITIES NOW
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Nooooooooooooo! My Cholly has the Swine Flu!!! Oh, dear God, say it ain't so! *running around in circles*...Cholly, Cholly, can you hear me???? Oh, Cholly...Don't die, Cholly....What will I do without My Cholly?????
O/T: CoCo without her camel toe is like the Empress of Lucite without her exquistie lucite hooker shoes. It's simply unthinkable and shame on anyone who thunk it! SHAME I SAY!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
angel_i, I would wear three of these if they would make Provolone disappear.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:41pm.
On Make Me a SuperModel the men used bread. No lie.
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Did you say bread?
*remembers TV's Coco's breadstix remark*
*heaves*
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:40pm.
*copyrighting Zucchini Pad for Men*
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Hahahahahaha!
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:38pm.
The key to not getting camel toe is to buy underwear/pants that FIT.
Exactly what I was gonna say.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:41pm.
Hey DG! I got something for ya--Zanfel. Set me back $40 but cleared up EC's poison stuff like magic.
Bought it at CVS, but WM prolly has it, or any pharm.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:40pm.
I can just see the ShamWow Vince commercial now.
Cuchini, bikini, linguini...OW THITH HOOKERTH GOTH MAH TONGUE!!!
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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:38pm.
The key to not getting camel toe is to buy underwear/pants that FIT.
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EX-FUCKING-ACTLY!~
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
On Make Me a SuperModel the men used bread. No lie.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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im pretty sure cuccini is italian for kitchen. Coco can fit 4 sous chefs, and a deep fryer in her vagina, so this all makes sense...
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:39pm.
And it tastes like fish!
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Ewwwww, you belong up there on the podium next to TV.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:37pm.
Cuchini? It's a vaginal figurine in a clay pot, you add water, and in a few days a herb garden grows out of it in the shape of pubic hairs.
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I can just see the ShamWow Vince commercial now.
Cuchini, bikini, linguini...OW THITH HOOKERTH GOTH MAH TONGUE!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
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THERE AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH A CAMEL TOE. LET THE FUCKING CAMEL TOE LIVE ON. AND AS FAR AS A SHAVED PUSS. FORGET FUCKING IT. KEEP IT CLOSED CROPPED AND SHAVE AROUND BIKINI LINES BUT OTHER THAN THAT A GUY LIKES SOME HAIR ON HIS FUCKING PIE. TRUST ME.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:37pm.
Cuchini? It's a vaginal figurine in a clay pot, you add water, and in a few days a herb garden grows out of it in the shape of pubic hairs.
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And it tastes like fish!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
The key to not getting camel toe is to buy underwear/pants that FIT.
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I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
Cuchini? It's a vaginal figurine in a clay pot, you add water, and in a few days a herb garden grows out of it in the shape of pubic hairs.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:31pm.
I didn't understand why I don't ver get camel toe, but I do now. I wear underwear and I don't wear pants that squeeze my crotch.
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Genius! You need to get this information to Hollywood STAT! You will be rich, I say! You gotta get booked on Oprah and Tyra and and maybe, like, GOod Morning, America (do y'all still do that?)...and give demos...you know, you'll have to bring undies and stuff so they can see how they look... You could sell them! I think you have to really reinforce the thing about the pants, tho...you know...like: the importance of wearing those too...how that works...
But, seriously - call Phoebe, she'll hook you up:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:34pm.
TV, I swear I don't know which is nastier, you or that pic of CoCo.
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CoCo, because she's actually trying.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:32pm.
Cuchini? That shit sounds like something you'd order off the Olive Garden menu.
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Under "Seafood".
Coco gets so many yeast infections, she makes her own unlimited breadsticks.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV, I swear I don't know which is nastier, you or that pic of CoCo.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:31pm.
I didn't understand why I don't ver get camel toe, but I do now. I wear underwear and I don't wear pants that squeeze my crotch. I think I'd have to TRY really hard to acquire camel toe.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Cuchini? That shit sounds like something you'd order off the Olive Garden menu.
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