Fix Yourself, Girl!
When you strut down the ho stroll in your sexiest spandex biker shorts, do the other whores yell at you, "Bitch, your pussy is hongray"? Does this make you feel sad in the pants, because you don't want everyone to see your damn uterus from the outside? Well, then the Cuchini is just the product to fix your COCHINA ass.
That shit will set you back $15 for two pads. Once you have your Cuchini pads, just place it over your hungry-hungry-hippo-cooze and voila! No camel toe. You will go from looking like a biological female with organic vagina lips to looking like you've got an 8" dick tucked into your ass crack. Fatty crotch to tranny crotch in a matter of seconds!
The website is like the land of fuckery! It has a video featuring a song that will be the first dance at my wedding. It also has a celebrity c-toe gallery. Strangely enough, the celebrity gallery doesn't star the CAMEL TOE QUEEN herself....CoCo! That's because even the Cuchini knows it is no match for the camel toe of all camel toes! I'd like to see the Cuchini try to cover up CoCo's mammoth vag flappers of wonder. It's not going to happen! If you placed one of those weak ass Cuchini pads on her snatch, it would eat it up in two bites, burp and then scream, "NEXT!"
I mean, behold CoCo's camel toe. It is not the one.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:26pm.
I wonder if they could stitch a few of these together as a gift to Octomom?
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I was gonna suggest a manhole cover, but cast iron corrodes pretty quickly.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
There are hilarious celebrity cameltoe photos on the Cuchini website.
I didn't understand why I don't ver get camel toe, but I do now. I wear underwear and I don't wear pants that squeeze my crotch. I think I'd have to TRY really hard to acquire camel toe.
Cuchini is basically a Cunt Rag, right?
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Does this bitch really think her camel toe looks good? Can I order her 5 packs of these things? Bitch really needs them, seriously peeps!!
So it's only good to wear if you aren't planning to swim while you are wearing a swimsuit....that makes perfect sense.
The "camel" on the package looks more like Jar Jar Binks.
Haha! This is cuchini - I'm skimming again.... I was like: cuchini? That's a kitchen. I knew that wasn't right but I had to look it up Cuccine. That's a kitchen. The feminazi in me is crying now. She's too lazy to fight today.
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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I wonder if they could stitch a few of these together as a gift to Octomom?
CoCo is magic.
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Just Wikied Coco & she's only 30, apparently?!
How??
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:24pm.
Roughly, 3,000. I've known my sister in law a long time.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:17pm.
Heheheheh...or Britney do her infamous *wink* to the audience at the end of the show!!
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joe, like Britney would know where to insert this, she would probably use this as a shoe insert...no wait...she doesn't wear shoes; Brit would use this as elbow pads for her boys....no wait...she doesn't care enough to use car seats or elbow pads. Brit would fold it & funnel her frappuccino with it.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:10pm.
*crosses fingers you got it*
OH COME ON NOW. YOU DONT FUCKING MEAN THAT. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN 1969. AND I RESEVERE THAT COMMENT FOR ONLY FUCKERS LIKE YOU. IF YOU WANT TO TYPE BACK AND REDEEM YOURSELF I WILL PROBABLY LOVE YOU.
@TV:
How many "her pussy so big" jokes do you HAVE?! I think you started that list, like, last YEAR with Vadge! LOL!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:19pm.
Her pussy so big, she don't have a g-spot, she has a g through m spot.
Her pussy so big Coco doesn't have a pussy, a pussy has a Coco.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:19pm.
Her pussy so big, she don't have a g-spot, she has a g through m spot.
Her pussy so big, her g-string is in ALL CAPS.
Her pussy so big, Seigfried and Roy taught it to ride a bike.
That wasn't thunder you just heard, Coco's lips slammed shut.
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That's pretty damn BIG. LOL!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 04/30/2009 -
they protect your underwears from nasty discharge
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Say what?
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 04/30/2009 -
It's about time they muzzled those damn camels.
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Pardon me, ma'am, your avie needs a cuchini.
Bad.
(no disrespect intended.)
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Her pussy so big, she don't have a g-spot, she has a g through m spot.
Her pussy so big, her g-string is in ALL CAPS.
Her pussy so big, Seigfried and Roy taught it to ride a bike.
That wasn't thunder you just heard, Coco's lips slammed shut.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Sadly, the typical female you see sporting a camel toe is a sloppy, slightly overweight chick in leggings, usually with a runny-nosed brat in-tow.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:00pm.
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Hahahahaha! They don't call me firecrotch for nuthin!
Miss Priss: LMFAO!!!
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:10pm.
*crosses fingers you got it*
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:12pm.
How is Ice-T going to open his beer bottle if CoCo wears this
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Heheheheh...or Britney do her infamous *wink* to the audience at the end of the show!!
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Rakasta minua hiukan
Yeah, Tyra - but can YOU smile with your pussy lips? Uh huh. I thought not.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:06pm.
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If you get rid of yours, how will we play "Pin the Foot on the Camel".
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O don't worry! I gave up on panties altogether a long time ago. I'm a BIG, HUGE Britney fan; that must be obvious by now!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/30/2009 -
If a woman was wearing the Pad-A-Panty and The Cuchini at the same time, wouldn't that cause friction on the taint and cause vaginal explosion?!!!
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Try it out and let us know.
I want video evidence, please.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Good god to both Coco and the product.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
How is Ice-T going to open his beer bottle if CoCo wears this.
I thought guys were vagmatized and titillated by camel toe.
And camel toe can totally be avoided if you WEAR CLOTHES THAT FIT, for fuck's sake.
Jesus.
CHARLES MANSON
I WANT TO KNOW IF I HAVE THE FUCKING SWINE FUCKING FLU. IVE BE SHIMMERING AND SWEATING AND SHAKING ALL FUCKING DAY AND DRY HEAVING ALSO. I DID DRINK ABOUT 2 LITERS OF VODKA YESTERDAY BUT I DONT THINK THAT HAS ANYTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH IT. IM CALLING THE HEALTH AUTHORITIES NOW.
Ice-T doesn't mind her cameltoe, but he hates when she walks out with an entire bail of hay wedged in it every time he lets her out of her corral.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:06pm.
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If you get rid of yours, how will we play "Pin the Foot on the Camel".
If a woman was wearing the Pad-A-Panty and The Cuchini at the same time, wouldn't that cause friction on the taint and cause vaginal explosion?!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:56pm.
I'm cuntfused, the 2 pads, are they made from paper products or plastic. If they are paper, then do as Dee suggested and use a maxi pad, but plastic, wouldn't you need a liner or something?
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Well, that's what I thought right there.
That's just a panty-liner is what that is!
We've been removing camel-toe with those since the last time skinnies were "in".
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:45pm.
Can't you do the same thing with some overnight maxi pad with wings? $8.50 for a pack of 20.
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hahahahah exactly. They have the really thin ones. they protect your underwears from nasty discharge AND your cooch can breathe. Way better. LOL
Plus, wouldn't this make women with pudgy pussies seem larger?
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SuperFUPA?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
um since when is the fact that females have vagina lips a "secret"?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 5:00pm.
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Asbestos, you say. Excuse me, I need to return these.
CHIIILE! Miss Coco, gurrl, that's no camel-toe. That's a moose-knuckle.
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Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:49pm.
this thing could double as a jock strap for asian guys
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LMAOOO! I was just at at training. These 2 Asian guys had their jeans hiked up so far... I was embarrased for them. They seem to be oblivious however, the little Asian girls sure followed them around. **no disrespect intended. just a real-life observation**
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
I'll get it if they make it with a built-in vibrator.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:45pm.
Can't you do the same thing with some overnight maxi pad with wings? $8.50 for a pack of 20.
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hahahahah exactly. They have the really thin ones. they protect your underwears from nasty discharge AND your cooch can breathe. Way better. LOL
Plus, wouldn't this make women with pudgy pussies seem larger?
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
All these contraptions for women. When is the moose-knuckle doo-hickey gonna be invented?
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:56pm.
I'm cuntfused, the 2 pads, are they made from paper products or plastic. If they are paper, then do as Dee suggested and use a maxi pad, but plastic, wouldn't you need a liner or something?
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What does Dee know? She went with asbestos!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 4:56pm.
I think it's made of flexible plastic. I got the impression that it's of a Dreamskin (the kind of silicon plastic used to make sex toys) kind of texture, but that's just me.
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Coco's camel toe is the widest pussy I've ever seen. Look at it, dammit! The entire crotch seam of her leggings is being consumed by the vaping cavern between her labia majora. Freaking scary.
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That thing is what yeast infections are formed from.
YOUR PUSSAH NEEDS TO BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!
Those are some hot salty balls I tell you!
I'm cuntfused, the 2 pads, are they made from paper products or plastic. If they are paper, then do as Dee suggested and use a maxi pad, but plastic, wouldn't you need a liner or something?
I'm thinking that Coco may just have to steal a mudflap off a fucking Peterbilt to cover hers. It's the size of an entire camel.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
So basically, your hungry pussy eats in private! Nice:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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