It Looks Like The Fresh Hawaiian Air Did You Some Good
HoHan is back on the mainland after her relaxing holiday in Hawaii. Doesn't she look as refreshed as a 6-month old rotten pineapple? I'm surprised a family of moths aren't trying to bite at her.
After arriving back in L.A., HoHan only had time for a quick Adderrall bump before she went back to work. Don't cackle like that. She works! She promoted that runny diarrhea in a bottle at Sephora in Santa Monica yesterday. Although, she probably should've stayed away. When you look at HoHan, does it make you want to run out and drop your heard-earned coins on that SevinNyne crap? Nope, you don't want to look like that. I just want to spray a whole can of Easy-Off all over her body. That grease is baked on!
The term Coprophilia (Thanks, Alcee) comes to mind. When your face looks like a full colostomy bag, it's time to stop with the spray tan shit.
Here's Blotchy McDirtySanchez with her partner Lorit Simon and The Curious Case of Ali Lohan at the launch of SevinNyne at Sephora. Shockingly enough, Ali doesn't look a day under 45, so she's making progress! Keep on!
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Submitted by Laurel on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 12:31am
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Ahh yeah I just checked out her toes because you mentioned it and she needs a pedicure. No excuse for bad grooming. Especially when you have nothing else to do.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
Just looked at the pics with this post-- where to begin? What is she wearing, a trash can liner with some cheesecloth added to the top as a bodice? And those toes. Ewww.
She's never been pretty anyway. The dress and shoes are hideous. Her skin won't recover from the sun damage. Sephora won't recover its lost reputation, after having promoted this product.
And why do all of these stupid hos spend all of their money on tacky sh*t from Fred Segal and Kitson? Okay Kitson gives that crap to these girls, but is Lagerfeld still giving her Chanel? (Talk about nasty... Lagerfeld is pretty much gross and scary himself, as well as newly anorexic...)
She's a hottie and I would do her once.
What *is* that stuff she's promoting? Fake tan stuff?
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
She actually looks almost exactly the same here, and this pic was taken 2-3 years ago. On another cokey, drunky night. Back when she was the "new Bardot", or was to some other random coked-up loser, anyway. (Trust me, I know. Promise.)
And the blue contacts don't work for her at all.
I have blue eyes. She has blue contacts. It's obvious.
She's just plain nasty, and it will take a lot more than a little island air to fix that sh*t.
The link-y thing, again:
http://frillr.com/?q=node/7877
so blohan is definitely a hot mess, but what the heck is in the bags under her sister's eyes?
her nose is so hollow.
The "coy finger bite" is her new pose.
Ali should never let herself be photographed next to her sister ever again. Even though Hohan looks busted, anorexic and burnt out she makes Ali look awkward and not very attractive.
Riddle me this - does Ali even do anything remotely related to being in school?
Lindsay can't afford a pedicure?
And who hit Ali in the face with the aging stick?
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Wow, Lindsay's face has changed A LOT...and it's all bad.
love her sandals
her sister's nose is mighty crooked
Oh yeah, almost forgot...
Message to Blohan: If you want to get taken seriously in your business endeavors, at least have the decency to have your feet pedicured if you intend to wear open toed shoes. You look like a meth head, woman! But that is because you are what you snort.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
I hate to look at Blohan's nasty unkempt eyebrows. I am not tech savvy, otherwise, I would save a picture of her to my desktop and give her nice clean shaven and drawn-on brows. Using a Sharpie of course...
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by Who Datt on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:24pm
I think I just found a new sig! I swear, some of you guys are so funny.
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"YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE! " Stoney 4/22/09
.. Why isn't Ali in school?
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 2:34pm.
It's so amusing to see you people getting so (passive) aggressive when someone posts comments you don't agree with. When reading your vitriolic remarks towards some celebrities, one might think that you yourselves would be a lot more thick-skinned than you seem to be. Why do you even bother answering to my posts and don't just ignore them?
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LOL! You know what else is amusing? You taking the bait. Haha! I'm assuming you also have an ignore button up in that little brain of yours too...
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:16am.
But she still has a pretty face and what other choices does someone with her complexion have than putting on a self-tanner to not look that pale?
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If she's got such a pretty face, why make it appear as if she smeared shit all over it? She should look fine without it, in that case. If people want to comment here on that specific brand of idiocy, they have every right to do so without you running through here on your high horse. I'm not even a religious person, but even I believe in the phrase "Judge not, lest ye be judged."
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Does anyone remember the opening scenes of the first "Lethal Weapon" film where the topless cokewhore snorts a line, snickers insanely to herself and then takes a header off of a 25th floor balcony on to a parked car below?
She *still* looked fresher than Lohan upon impact.
...men.
But I don't agree with everything he writes and I don't have to. I also don't have to agree with everything the reader write.
So, take a chill pill and calm down.
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It's so amusing to see you people getting so (passive) aggressive when someone posts comments you don't agree with. When reading your vitriolic remarks towards some celebrities, one might think that you yourselves would be a lot more thick-skinned than you seem to be. Why do you even bother answering to my posts and don't just ignore them?
Seems as if I'm hitting a nerve.
I think I'm allowed to post my opinions just like you do and I will continue to do so. It's not your place to tell me I can't.
I like this blog, because MK mainly posts really funny entries and makes fun of both, women and
Die gelangweilt aka DINA LOHAN, how is the air down in your sector of hell? Because I'm pretty sure Dante described a circle for coke-addled stage mothers.
pic. 10 lil sis needs rhinoplasty asap!
Ahhh yes...The Donkey Punch Twins prancing in front of the Pap's again!
"Sevin Nyne". Way to show you're an uneducated moron who thinks they're "hipper than thou".
I am surprised companies still want this lump of crap to represent them.
Hohan makes her sis look not a day over 45 actually (without make-up at least huh?). Holy hell! Why does she look so baked on GREASY! See what meth does to ya!?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:33pm.
Lyndsay and Aly are going to turn into their mom Dyna: sun-baked, freckled, and throaty.
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Yeah I agree. Ali looks older for various reasons. Her hair, her features, her dress sometimes. But she doesn't have *old* skin and as far as I'm concerned, no matter how great your skin in your 30's or 40's you can't compete with a kid. And skin is generally a dead give-away for age.
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Rakasta minua hiukan
What 22 year old has wrinkles like that?
She could pass for 37.
Why isn't this girl in school? Wasn't she just in Hawaii with her sister too? Nice parenting Dina.
Lyndsay and Aly are going to turn into their mom Dyna: sun-baked, freckled, and throaty.
I love you too!!
*wiggles ass*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Stoney
I ♥ U!
That is all...
Boot Move Britney! I know I already said that but I can't get over it! Every time I see that thumb, my heart skips a beat and, for a moment, it's the summer of 2007 again!
from Yahoo Answers LOL!:
Is anyone else SICK to DEATH of those boots Britney Spears seem to wear with EVERY outfit!?
Not that I give a rats you know about her but I get a lot of updates on my computer and in EVERY one she's wearing those caramel colored boots. At the DMV, shopping, getting off a plane. All different outfits...SAME BOOTS every time. ENOUGH. Then again...she doesn't even seem to bother combing her hair anymore so taking the effort to actually match her footwear to an appropriate outfit would probably be asking too much.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:10pm.
*applause*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I have 22 years on Ali Lohan, and look younger- explain that?
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But there was something about you (I want you to know), it brought a change over me (it's starting to show). I've got this feeling inside,Got to have you, have you, ain't no good to hide.
-Boston
LOL!
That is all.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 9:59am.
"why isn't 15 YO Ali Lohan in school?"
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Momager Dinasaurus Blowhan has said that Alli is being "home schooled", because the other kids at school were being so mean and cruel to poor Alli. *rolls eyes*
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:48am.
Look you window-licking third grade dropout wannabe drooling sideshow gimp, judging celebrities is the whole point of this goddamn website. Judging other POSTERS is not. I'm sorry you're so fucking retarded I had to spell it out to you. It must suck being so goddamn stupid.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
These two had Newport Lights instead of binkies.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:48am.
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Do you think you're really shining the light of truth in our eyes? Really? Random no-name shlubs like you pop into dlisted and spout this 'don't judge' crap here every week. You're not original, and you're not enlightening anyone. These whores put themselves up for this. They live for this. For them, any attention is good attention. If she didn't want this, she and her pruny little older sister would have slithered back to Long Island or wherever the fuck they're from by now. No one cares about your opinion so fuck off.
Stupid. I hate the minivan majority.
PS - I'm not a 'regular' here. I mostly read and lurk. I'm a nobody shlub too, but I hate when people come into a site, where you know what the tone is, and try to 'educate' people. NO ONE asked you for your asshole opinion. Just like no one asked for mine. The difference here is, I am not trying to change the 'culture' here. I'm not trying to enlighten anyone here (except your stupid ass) If I didn't like it, I'd go to Just Jared or another stupid happy-happy site.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:55am.
If you get tired of "BENJAMINA BUTTON" for the ridiculously wanna-be Ali, may I suggest "LaToya Lohan"?
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I have to say...I really like that one!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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let's play Say Something Nice:
lindz has pretty eyes. I think that's her biggest asset (besides the tittays that magically don't deflate even when she loses 30 pounds).
there!
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
If you get tired of "BENJAMINA BUTTON" for the ridiculously wanna-be Ali, may I suggest "LaToya Lohan"?
The only thing Ali is going to accomplish in her sad life is being someone's cum dumpster. God help her babies if she ever gets knocked up, too.
I know she's just a kid, but I truly feel that all hope is lost for her. Lindsey too, for that matter.
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*pulling my Mom jeans outta my crack and swigging last bit of my Starbucks venti full-fat Vanilla Frapp*
Stoney is about to unleash some fury (justified) and I gotta front row seat! (in my Snugglie)
Beat her down Stoney!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:41am.
Hs Hohans nose always been that small?
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She kind of looks like she's suffering from coke erosion.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
Thumb #7 - SWEET baby Jesus. Ali....how can a 14/15 year old look THAT fucking beat?
Blohan, the methface is showing.
Excuse my double posting, but look at those two hookers in thumbnail #7! That is the definition of BEAT if I've ever seen it.
Freaking nasty ass, drugged up whores-- that's what they are!
That is all.
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