Eyebrow Fever!
While going through pictures from last night's Broadway premiere of 9 to 5 the musical, my mouse stopped, quickly led my hand to this stunning picture and clicked "save to desktop." That was some Ouija board shit! The spirits were leading me to the promise land and that's exactly what Elizabeth Wilson's eyebrows are. Elizabeth was Roz in the 9 to 5 movie and my soul is full today knowing that she grew up to the be the owner of a pair of truly delicious eyebrows. I just want to put on my eatin' dress and gobble them up. I probably could, because they look like crème brulée. Deeelicious!
And you too can have scrumptious eyebrows like Elizabeth's. Just sprinkle some sugar on top of your brows and take a cooking torch to those suckers. Instant glamour! Summer is all about having caramelized brows. It can take you from day to night!
While Elizabeth's brows were the crown jewel at last night's premiere, the rest of the audience also brought the glamour. If you were in the tri-state area last night, you might have felt an extra pinch in the air. The reason for that is simple: three stars aligned. Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin all came back together! That's where they belong!
Here's some pictures from last night of Dolly, Jane, Lily, Swoosie Kurtz, Frank Gifford, Drunky Lee, MAURY and Connie Chung. Oh and I think the last picture might be Nina Flowers, but don't quote me on that!
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Aside from Jane Fonda........
Looks like they all had to check their medication at the door.
Swear to ME!
my mouse stopped, quickly led my hand to this stunning picture and clicked "save to desktop
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haha...
I don't know about you guys, but if I saw her looking like that I'd definitely pull her aside with a "Guuurrrrrl, come over here" and fix that shit. We don't have many talented people left in Hollywood and lord knows the new generations coming in are FUCKTARDS, so I would want to treat the gifted ones left like royalty.
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Dick happens! - MK
Aw, her makeup makes me sad. I think probably bad eyesight and probably some unsteady hands account for this mess. Couldn't somebody have helped her with this? Even the blush is really uneven.
But, I am happy that she isn't wearing the under eyeliner like so many old women do. That's so unflattering when your eyes are slightly red and all worn out. Old women never seem to do a good job of putting the lipstick on very tidily either. I don't want to get old :(
And what the hell kind of name is Swoozie?
Dolly Parton was seriously beautiful once. I don't have a problem with good plastic surgery, or even Dolly's flamboyance, but she should have laid off of her face a little.
Yousa! They are all skeery!
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are we sure Dolly's alive?
As well as bad eyesight...
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by Anathema on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:44pm.
Don't feel bad about talking shit about old people if they deserve it--being old doesn't automatically grant one a free "I'm An Asshole and You Must Deal With It" pass.
However, Elisabeth Wilson seems like a nice enough lady. I think old ladies seem to do a bad job with their makeup partly because their faces aren't quite as tight as they used to be...ok, well, dementia could be another reason...
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
That's nothing. I work at a retirement center as the activities director, and we had one lady (now deceased, rest her soul) who on varying days had teal, blue, orange, or red eyebrows depending on what eye pencil she grabbed first. I was always pulling a Mission Impossible in her apartment trying to confiscate all the inappropriate eyeliners (while she was at meals), but she always managed to find more. When she was in the hospital for the last time, I rushed over and drew her on some eyebrows with a gray pencil, because I wanted her to die with some dignity. Luckily I made it. She got cremated, but at least her family remembers her with appropriate eyebrows on their last visit with her.
i feel really bad talking shit about old people, but goddamn this shit is gonna give me nightmares!!!
on another note, have you ever noticed old women always look like they used makeup as old as themselves and they do a really bad job with it???
While you bitches are stating the obvious......Ms. Wilson was in "The Birds"!!!!!! "Picnic"!!!!!!! "The Graduate"!!!!!!!! "Catch-22"!!!!!! Love her.
That is not Swoozie Kurtz? No way. It looks like Rojo Caliente's wife.
Poor Roz.
LOTS of Botox at that premier!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Lily Tomlin looks hot as hell. I love her.
The "creme brulee" eyebrows are making me crack up.
This is what Lindsey Lohan will look like by next year!
elizabeth or dolly? no contest liz wins!
Kathleen Turner has never looked better.
Does Dolly Parton get a mortician to do her makeup? If she died right now she'd be good to go.
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I respect her for the fact that she probably is the only person on a red carpet that didn't have her make-up and hair done professionaly.
She raaaaawks!!!!
The ladies look good!!!
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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Hot Slut of the Week material I think.
YIKES!
I think we have discovered that leather really doesnt age well when left out in the sun.
"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!"
"I got a brain beneath the wig and a heart beneath the boobs."
"I usually wrap my entire head in toilet paper when I go to bed at night and it usually gets smooshed down in that process anyway..."
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Help me!
1)Dolly needs to either beat the shit out of her plastic surgeon or seriously consider suing him.
2)Connie - you are still one hot bitch even at your age
3)Frank - please don't go out in public any more without a bag over your head
4)Swoozie - I can't say it. I promised my mother I couldn't say anything nice, I wouldn't say anything.
5)Fonda - You could be a ravsishing beauty but hey you still have the ugly soul so you are off the island.
6)Whomever the other chick is - nice tits
That's Swoosie Kurtz? She doesn't resemble herself at all anymore.
And Frank Gifford looks like an old drunk. In other words, he looks exactly like himself.
Look at the state of Dolly Parton! She looks like a clown in that wig and makeup :| And just how far up do her eyebrows go?!
I would rather look at the woman with terrible eyebrows than the scary cretin that is Dolly Parton and the other plastic surgery addicts.
They all looks so fucking creepy. Do they really think they look good?
Looks like she had the same makeup person as 'Hatchet Face' in 'Cry Baby'.
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'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
so much gorgeousness in one room...i can't stand it...
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Ok, 3rd and final attempt at a nice booby piccy. The shirt I'm wearing today doesn't do them any justice.
Nice tatas ladies. :)
Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:27pm.
Thank you! :)
*shimmies*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Bitchette- cute shirt. And shirt filler, too!
ready and waiting!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Dolly needs to step AWAY from the plastic surgeon.
Bitchette - attempt #3 coming up!
Clearly she was following this girl's tips!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIa-VKbVW04
dolly is becoming more zombie-like everyday.
WHOA! Step away from the eyebrow pencil, memaw, and no one gets hurt. Sweet christ on a cracker! That's frightening!!
Also, Dolly looks AMAZING! She has a great plastic surgeon!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Aren't you suppose to tan your skin AFTER you get your upper lip waxed?
Fuck dumplings, Kathy and Connie are eating their husbands spuck for youth. The husbnads look like albino beef jerky.
I think the most shocking of the pictures is Swoosie Kurtz. Yeesh. And y'all don't hate on Dolly. She's fabulous! Every nipped, tucked, pulled, and plucked inch of her.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:06pm
*whistles*
WOOO HOOO!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:06pm.
i bet yours are great too! what could not be great about a pair of boobies??
Dlist boobies at that.
MK- just don't save these pics -k-? oh wait- your only saving the boner pics Lol! :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
OMG HOLY HELL AUBURN EYEBROWS!
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Whoa!
Oh come now, Jane and Connie didn't let themselves get old...they just have better plastic surgeons and the sense to tell their surgeons they want the work to look natural.
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I'm definitely not posting a booby pic now! You guys have great ones and I'd look like a horrible wannabe.
I can't take a pic of me boobays. I am at work :(