Precious Unicorn Tears
While a video montage of Mimi and Nick Cannon's year together played, the Hello Kitty princess herself shed a crystal tear that dripped down to the floor and sprouted a bright rainbow of butterflies that fluttered around her. Mimi should really bottle her magical tears. It would trump water as the #1 used liquid in Japan. Trust this.
Maybe Mimi was crying because she waltzed out of her cotton candy-haze for a quick minute and realized she's been married to the dude from Love Don't Cost a Thing for a full year! Yes, an entire 365 days! Here I was thinking they would only last until the champagne buzz wore off. Shame. On. Me. I will pucker up to a lamb (not like that) in their honor today.
Here's Mimi showing off her Deery-Lous with her overgrown man child husband at their anniversary party at Las Vegas' Moon nightclub last night.
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*looks at Mimi's tittays*
Yep, yep, she said when she gains weight, it goes to her tittays first.
Honestly, I think after all the years of yoyo dieting, she fucked her body and can't have kids. That is why we are a year into this fuckery and no baby army addition.
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She's prolly cryin' cause she realized her baby er I mean husband is gonna take half her money when he leaves her for a girl his own age.
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Leave Mariah alone. She may have finally found a man that can withstand her asses!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Mimi's porkin' out again. Time to cover that shit up.
When is she gonna start covering her puffy arse up?
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Her boob job looks really bad
What's up with all those men taking her pic in the 7th thumbnail? And that pimp with the hat looks likes tryin' to put the moves on her. Scary! If Nick were to intervene, he'd be all like, "Wait up son, we're talkin' here." Or some shit like that. I hope Mimi was ok.
I've disliked her since that Rainbow or whatever CD. She needs to embrace her age. You can be sexy without looking like a 2-bit hooka.
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Mariah Always looks like she's sucking in her tummy....well i guess its true there is someone for everyone out there...
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I don't love Mimi but the tear actually looks sincere. Like she really can't believe someone has stood her ass for a whole year. She used to seem super lonely. Ok, enough niceness, she is really apple-shaped. As an apple myself I have to keep myself skinny so I don't get that dreidel shape. Oy vey. Hell to the spanx.
"A video montage of their year together". Ahhahahhahaa! A lifetime of memories.
I love these two together and Nick doing a video montage is so sweet. *sigh* What a beautiful couple.
Dumb bitch. She celebrates everything like she's a fucking member of the Saudi royal family. All over the top crazy/golden gilt extravaganza all the time. That shit has GOT to be tiring. It's like she's living in her crazy Candyland and everyone else doesn't exist.
A video montage? Save that shit for your 5oth anniversary. Seriously. She'll be renewing vows by next year. It's like she's deeply shocked (as we are, actually) someone has remained with her crazy this long. A YEAR! I've been married a YEAR! Bitch probably has ice sculptures, cakes and a string quartet for the weekends.
This dress would be pretty...if it were six sizes bigger and had a longer hemline, with a gauzy and flowy bottom instead of it being skin tight. I mean, I like the sparkles. I think it's too late for Mariah, though. You know bitch will be walking the beach in a bikini and 6-inch Dr. Scholl's heels when she's 87.
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Mimi and her child husband better pick some other place to celebrate next year...I live fairly close to where this tackyass party was held and couldn't sleep because luminous unicorns keep flying by my house, pooping piles of Lucky Charms and Skittles. Now I have to go out and sweep the driveway. Fuck you Mimi!!
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I don't give a rat's ass how much she weighs. I just wish that she'd quit dressing like a teen hoochie. She can still look hot if only she'd get out of her delusional-I'm-still-in-my-20's-world. Uggggh! The worst is when she wears coochie-cutter shorts and platform high heels with some sort of Daisy Duke tied at the midriff shirt. I'm embarrassed for her. And I'm also surprised as hell that these two are still married. Bitch knows how to hang on to his Sugah Mamma!
She's gotta be a size ten or twelve now-which is fine, except she won't admit it and keeps stuffing herself into clothing that is way way way too small. She looks ridiculous and sad. Are we still going to have to see her fat ass in these dresses when she's 50?
Whoa, that is definitely 10lbs of shit stuffed into a 5 lb bag.
Mimi looks happy with her man/child hubby. Good for her. Now stop dressing like Gypsy Rose and put on something that fits your fat ass.
I don't hate Mimi and she looks happy so....Rock on Mimi wit yo bad sef!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I love Mimi's music, but I hate that she dresses like a 13 year old slut.
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Bah she's only crying because the girls are hurting from the tightness of her dress. She IS getting thick again.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
She looks like a stuffed sausage.
Why do some people insist on wearing stuff that is 4 sizes to small!? other than that, meh good for her and good for him$$
She's headed towards thick again
1 year?
Well, I lost that bet.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Be careful of the lamb flu when you get to puckering.
I have to say, they do look really happy together.
maybe you can be famous and have a relationship.
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I used to be in complete denial about the level of love I have for Mimi. It wasn't until I caught the last few minutes of 'Glitter' by accident one day that I realized the extent of my love for her.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:44pm.
And in honor of not worrying over how much weight I gain from todays lunch, I am having hot chocolate peanut butter cake!
Sounds good. I am going to the vending machine to get some chips and a Pepsi!
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And in honor of not worrying over how much weight I gain from todays lunch, I am having hot chocolate peanut butter cake!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Mariah's never really seemed all that human to me -- I'd go so far as to describe her image as seeming rather shallow and insecure --but she does look genuinely happy here in these photos and that's a beautiful thing.
MIMI needs to start dressing for her age and body type.
Since I'm having a fat day, I'll go ahead and say I think she looks fine. A bit innapropriately dressed for her age, but that's about all I can rag on.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
I'll bet he's only allowed to see her on Monday, Wednesday and every other Friday.
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That dress almost qualified her for a "What Kind of GD Outfit" title. It looks like she hot-glued sequins onto her mamaw's favorite quilt.
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she looks like she ate Hello Kitty
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:15pm.
devilgirl, women can't win- you should know that......:)
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Yeah, I guess you are right. It just bothers me how everyone always complains about people's size, then complains about society's unrealistic need for perfect body images.
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It's a good point. Honestly, I think we often go after their insecurities more than their actual shape. Like, I think she looks ok, hot even - I like women with a little meat on their bones if it makes sense, I like them slim if that makes sense...I go by the individual, not a set standard.
But if I was having a Mimi hating day I might go on about the bingo wings and the sausage dress...you know? Just cuz it's an easy target.
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I'm glad to see her happy and 'fat' than skinny and crazy out of her damned mind
devilgirl you are so right
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This is Dlisted. We have to be nice. Especially to the fat girls. They rock.
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Mariah likes cheese.
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Looks like it's time for more lipo.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:20pm.
devilgirl, there is a happy medium between Heifer Mooriah and Ano Coked Out Hohan - it looks like Kate Winslett.
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I am sorry, but I don't think Kate Winslet is that much thinner than Carey, and I would hardly label Carey a Heifer. A heifer looks like Kirstie Alley. But that is my opinion.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
They're trying to get pregnant.
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I know eh! I was always slim and then after 25 yrs my weight goes up and down! I loose weight doing nothing sometimes and I gain more when I am trying to lose! But I am comfortable with myself and don't give a fuck what other people think!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:12pm.
I agree, DG. JMO, but I don't think she is fat at all.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 12:15pm.
devilgirl, women can't win- you should know that......:)
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Yeah, I guess you are right. It just bothers me how everyone always complains about people's size, then complains about society's unrealistic need for perfect body images.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Is he forced to work their own party? They couldn't let someone else dj?
devilgirl, there is a happy medium between Heifer Mooriah and Ano Coked Out Hohan - it looks like Kate Winslett.
why does this post get a "Magical Forest" label? I don't see any Pattinson forest hair.
I have a feeling that they'll actually stay married for quite awhile...
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