Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This actress is the whole package, and is rocking the kind of body that defies the need for a body double. However, during her last hair-removal action, she may have gotten a little carried away. Every last vestige of hair was removed from every inch of her privates. With no supportive foliage, every form fitting outfit she was wearing for her movie turned into an instant camel toe. The wardrobe people had to scramble to create a prosthesis and supportive undergarments to smooth out the attention-getting lines. (Blind Gossip)
Obviously, this is not CoCo, but you can't mention "camel toe" without posting a picture of most famous asset. So, one of my guesses is Sienna Miller, because she had to wear tight shit in G.I. Joe. But I don't know if you'd say she has a "rocking" body? My other guess is Megan Fox? And the wardrobe people must be the creators of the Cuchini.
Which closeted TV icon should be more careful about whom he dates? He has been squiring an infamous gay bartender around town, and everyone’s noticing. (Gatecrasher)
Mah...Mah...Mah...Mah..Bo... Naw. I'll guess Andy Rooney?
This actor is C list. He probably used to be B list. Not a very recognizable name, but you would definitely know the face. He has done a mixture of both television and movies. Every few years he gets a really great lead in a movie or television show, but nothing long lasting. He got his big break and the lead in his first movie because he blackmailed the producer of the movie, who was also an actor in the same movie and has a good guy reputation. The blackmail in question consisted of some photos our actor had taken at the party of the good guy producer/actor snorting coke. It doesn't seem like a big deal, but this producer/actor's entire career is based around his good guy reputation. (CDAN)
Call me stumped. I don't know. The "good guy" dude could be George Clooney, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, etc..etc...
This Media Personality is doing everything she can to stay relevant. She is keeping up with the latest social networking sites. She has even befriended her enemies, but it’s still not working. No one is interested in her. (Downfront 2 VIA Blind Gossip)
I'm guessing this is none-other-than the blogger, Twitterer, Facebooker and lawyer known as Star Jones?
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Camel toe! I found your Cuchini post to be alarmingly amusing.
Man, you have dragged me right into your gutter. Pretty soon, I'll be obliged to indulge in the breakfast of champions (not!).
I really like all the guesses for "good guy" blind item #3.
My guess is John C. Reilly or Steve Zahn.
for some reason #3 made me think of pacey from dawsons creek
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Tom Hanks and Tom Everett Scott! Agreed!
its bruce bitch...
ok, the no so recognizable actor.. definitely William H. macy... he was also in Boogie nights.. thats probably where he got the coke habit..
and the closeted tv. icon... got to be whats his name from American Beauty...
and the media personality.. defintely kathie lee gifford... she recently went on live with regis and kelly...
My vag hurts just looking at that camel toe...dryness and shit.
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Every last vestige of hair was removed from every inch of her privates.
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They make that sound like something amazing happened.
It's not that amazing.
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No shit! I do that every single day. Where in the hell is MY cookie???
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I love that everyone guessed Tom Hanks & that thing you do. That was the first thing I thought about. I think that he didnt produce it is a minor detail error by the gossip columnist. That is totally the answer! Good call on Tom Everett Scott's name...could not remember.
Tom Everett Scott was the first to come into my head and as soon as the blind item mentioned "good guy" producer/actor, I totally thought of Tom Hanks in "That Thing You Do". Love that movie!
Coco's clothes are several sizes too small. Those shorts make her crotch and thighs look like stuffed sausages. I'm sure she looks even worse from behind but she thinks she looks sexy? Go figure.
Every last vestige of hair was removed from every inch of her privates.
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They make that sound like something amazing happened.
It's not that amazing.
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#1 is hairless Sienna Miller...awkward boner again,damn!
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#3 is definitely Clint Howard! That coke-snorting, blackmailing hot bitch!
"CoCo needs to have that ginormous camel toe immortalized in cement"
Am I the only one here old enough to remember Plaster Casters?
BLAAAARGH!
Submitted by VioletTendency on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:19pm.
For the third one, I'll say Tom Hanks as the good guy producer/actor and Tom Everett Scott for the blackmailer? Tom Everett Scott's first film was That Thing You Do, which Hanks produced/directed and starred in.
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Tom Hanks and Tom Everett Scott immediately popped into my mind, too. I totally suck at these blind items but that one feels right.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:05pm.
CoCo needs to have that ginormous camel toe immortalized in cement, outside the Chinese Theatre. Betcha that would draw a crowd.
Can't. The depression would mean liability risk for the city.
O camon! It's not shaving that makes her cameltoe prominent. It's her big huge ass and her little tiny pants. Yeesh!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:05pm.
CoCo needs to have that ginormous camel toe immortalized in cement, outside the Chinese Theatre. Betcha that would draw a crowd.
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LOL, could you imagine women putting their pussays on the impression to see if their camel toes were bigger or smaller tha Coco?
CoCo needs to have that ginormous camel toe immortalized in cement, outside the Chinese Theatre. Betcha that would draw a crowd.
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My 1st thought for #3 was also Tom Everett Scott. The only problem I can find is that Tom Hanks wrote, co-starred in & directed "That Thing You Do!," but he is not listed as one of the producers.
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i'm still stuck on camel toe. is that something to strive for? is that a turnon for guys? doesn't look good to me. vadge cleavage
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Can someone get Coco some of those camel toe patches please. It's unbearable to watch.
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"They sat in economy."
How tacky! Isn't Dick Wolf paying Ice-T enough? Even John Stamos flies first-class.
For some reason, I think the C list actor is
Thomas Haden Church (Wings, Ned & Stacy, Sideways). He always seems to me like he's got a bit of a mean streak. I can't put him together with a nice guy producer though. But THC is my guess.
I suck at Blind Items, but I hate these T-shirts that scream Hollister and Abercrombie across them.
some of the stuff is nice, but ABERCROMBIE across the whole t-shirt just pisses me off.
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You hos! I was waiting until the next Coco mention to bring up my story, but I missed the one the other day!
I flew into NYC through Chicago on Monday night, and who should be on my flight but Ice T and Coco? I looked up from my magazine at the gate while I was waiting for my flight and was like, "That ho looks a lot like COCO!" and then I saw Ice T next to her! Ah-mazing. She was wearing a black stretch top and pants (or possibly a JUMPSUIT!!!!) with red heels, a thin red belt and a thin gold belt. She carried a half-empty iced coffee drink. They sat in economy. His voice sounds EXACTLY like it does in the media, very distinct. She was actually really pretty, and her ass, while big, was not freakish! Still big enough for me to vote implants though. It was amazing.
Uh, yeah, that was my story lol.
Oh, but c'mon guys...wonky is putting out her own line of baby hooker clothing--that's gotta count for something!
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Sensimina, I know! That douche she is dating can't get arrested in his own right! They get press now, for him "defending her honor" at clubs, when she pulls some shit, and someone tries to smack her for it! Big whoop.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
I hope the last one is Paris, too! But it's probably Star Jones or something. Paris is over, though. The dude she's fucking isn't even famous, and that's about the only compelling reason to photograph her these days. It's certainly not her beauty or talent.
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I'm gonna guess the producer/actor is Steve Martin.
the blackmailer George Newbern(son-in-law Father of the Bride)
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:21pm.
HA! probably a little of that too!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Did anybody watch Tom Everett Scott's short-lived show where he was the paramedic? That was sooooo good. Now he's on Southland and he's the worst part of it.
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Tom Hanks as the coke snorter is awesome. No more goody good b.s. again! Hahhaha! The first one is probably either one of those hos...the picture is totally disturbing me....I think MK has a new obsession with Camel Toe...Check this vid out....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0x6wI&feature=PlayList&p=29F2CDFACE2F3F47&index=0
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TexnDoc, I hope it is Paris. lol
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3. Jason Biggs? I don't know.
4. Katie Curric?
On IMDB there is some cutesy story about how "Tom Hanks originally didn't want to hire Tom Everett Scott", but did because his wife thought he was cute. I don't know enough about the guy to know if he is usually "the good guy" in movies, but that guess seems on point!
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The second one: Tom Hanks as the good guy producer/actor Tom Everett Scott for the blackmailer for sure. First thing I thought of!
"He has been squiring an infamous gay bartender around town" Ok, I totally thought that said squirting at first.
The good guy has to be Tom Hanks or Ron Howard.
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Confusing story but I'd guess the actor/producer with the goody reputation who does not want photos of him out snorting coke is Tom Hanks, or less likely Ben Stiller. I wouldn't know who the TV/movie actor on the C list is.
For the third one, I'll say Tom Hanks as the good guy producer/actor and Tom Everett Scott for the blackmailer? Tom Everett Scott's first film was That Thing You Do, which Hanks produced/directed and starred in.
Isn't that first one kinda like that Prince Albert one we had a few days ago? Same shit different name?
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I was thinking Paul Rudd for #3, because he's done both TV and movies...and has been in the spotlight lately...but has been working pretty much constantly for over ten years.
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Last one could easily be The Parasite. I was reading some article on a plane that buzz is Britney's back on top set to be a big 2009 money-maker but Paris can't get arrested if she tried.
Ok that's nasty! Why do bitches wear clothes to fucking small for them!!!!
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