Not Again
Eva Longwhoria needs to go lie down, because obviously she's suffering from delusion of the brains and needs rest. There's a comfy hole in the ground somewhere with her name on it. But seriously, we have an epidemic on our hands, people! First it was JLove and now it's this trick! These raggedy ass tramps need to drink a hot cup of BITCH, PLEASE, because they do not have what it takes to fill Audrey Hepburn's tiara. Only one ho on this planet does and that ho is international supermodel and fashion chameleon Phoebe Price (what have I done?!).
Eva Longwhoria defamed Audrey's good image by dressing as her for People en Espanol's Most Beautiful People issue. This bitch is more like Audrey Heartburn. Hmm. That didn't work. Audrey Hefferburn? I have to work on that one.
In the meantime, go on over to Ohlala to see other Latin celebrities dressed as classic movie characters including Ricky Martin who looks like he wants to lick an ass.
(Thanks Dr. J)
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With a few beers in me everything looks good from a distance. Its when I have to look at them up close and thats where the fun begins. Audrey she is not sorry!
Aubrey HO, BURN!, obviously.
Even in Breakfast at Tiffany's, wherein Audrey was cast as a sexy, fashion-conscious, free-wheeling party girl, there was always something deep beneath the surface. Audrey was not just empty glamour; she was the perfect blend of innocence and sexuality, projecting strength and vulnerablity simultaneously, as well as an unyeilding intellectual curiosity. These silly superfical hacks cannot simply with the right clothes, hair, make-up, and accessories come close to conveying that same completeness of spirit. I dare say it's blasphemy!
Audrey Hepburn? She's not even an Aubrey O'Day.
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How about Audrey Hemmoroid.
I hate her. She's wearing a truss.
I think she looks elegant. No Hepburn, but still, it's a classy picture. Better than lookin at CoCo's camel toe...
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Audrey H. was a pure soul. JLH and Longoria are career and business women. This is a calculated effort on their part for instant and effortless success, and it's showing.
Dear Photographers and Magazines:
Please stop doing "tributes" to Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. It's really cliche by now.
Why is that rat dressed like Audrey Hepburn?
Why do they even count Eva Longoria as Latina anyway? I mean she looks it but she certainly doesn't act like it, she's more white than most white people. As for Ricky, he looks gaylicious!
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
I've never been totally clear on who this person is. She's on that homemaking show, right? Something about a housewife. It's on ABC, I think, so I've never seen it; I put a ban on them in my house when they cancelled Sports Night. Dipshits. And my hatred of them became virulent after finding out that Disney owns them — after all, if I had my way, there'd be nothing left of them but a smoking crater you could see on Google Earth. It's the least they deserve for unleashing the Miley Virus on an unsuspecting public.
What I am sure of is how this disgusts the Hell out of me. Audrey has been one of my heroes since I first saw Breakfast at Tiffany's when I was a kid. The class and grace and elegance that she brought to every performance thrilled me (oh, Funny Face! she was made for that movie!), and the work she did with Unicef helped me to understand that it's not what you achieve for yourself that makes you valuable — it's what you help others achieve for themselves.
There just is no-one, far as I can see, in Hollywood today who could fill her tiara. They just don't have the class, the dignity, or the poise (this woman doesn't even have the cheekbones. These dumb hos whom we bust on day in, day out, aren't even fit to polish her damn cigarette holder. And that makes me sad. A little girl needs somebody like Audrey (or Ingrid! — there's another one) to look up to — somebody better than what's out there these days.
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 7:23pm.
It looks like she's holding the cigarette holder backwards, like she's got the lit end closest to her. Anybody else see that?
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You're right Deb it is backwards! She is such an annoying skank.
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Longoria doesn't have any curves, clearly this is photoshopped (and still, not very curvy, guess adding a waist to a boyish figure is hard).
If this skank is Audrey Hepburn, then the turd I just laid in my litter box is a '70's Cheryl Teigs on the beach for Sports Illustrated.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It looks like she's holding the cigarette holder backwards, like she's got the lit end closest to her. Anybody else see that?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Damn Chayanne looks delicious
Audrey is clawing her classey ass out of the grave to to get her fucking tiara back.
*It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.*
~Bill Hicks~
Don't hate, MK. It doesn't suit you.
Ok it does, but not in this instance.
This slag needs to get over herself a.s.a.p. Audrey is rolling over in her grave very insulted.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:29pm.
((APPLAUSE))
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There is only one person in the entire world that can convincingly portray Audrey Hepburn, and that is Natalie Portman.
OK, SOMEBODY PUNCH ME INTHA FACE...I THINK I LOVE LUCKY CHARMS/CHARLES MANSON...IM GONNA WATCH NO QUARTER UNLEADDED ON DVD...AWESOME!
HAVE YOU SEEN IT CHARLES
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She could be the second coming of Jesus C. and she would still be annoying as hell and madly in love with herself. She's a nobody who managed to eff her way onto a crappy tv show. She is desperately trying to keep her image alive because she knows the future for her kind (attractive but annoying with no talent) is bleak. They put her in various movies that bombed. What else is left for her to do? She's too old to rely on her old strategy for getting roles, so charity work it is.
(do I sound bitter?)
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:23pm
YOU AINT ON MY SHIT LIST AS FAR AS I FUCKING KNOW. I HAVE NO SHIT LIST. I HAVE NO ENEMYS. IM ALL LOVING. BOTH POSITIVE AND FUCKING NEGATIVE. BOTH GOOD AND EVIL. IM THE SUN AND THE MOON. IM A LIZARD ON A ROCK AND A BUG IN THE BUSH.
Ever see her without a ton of makeup?
yeah.
Audrey was fucking beatiful walking around in Africa in the hundred degree heat and she was in her fifties.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:36pm.
as annoying as I want her to be, I can't hate her. Apparanlty, it's been coming to light that she does a TON of charity work without a media frenzy, including acting as a mentor to many students that she visits every week, and paid to send a bunch of needy kids to a private prep school. Grrr, I want to hate her...
Actually she does Publicize it, she has a sister with Down syndrome.. and as good as it is that she does it, I doubt she would do it if it wasn't so close to home.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:36pm.
as annoying as I want her to be, I can't hate her. Apparanlty, it's been coming to light that she does a TON of charity work without a media frenzy, including acting as a mentor to many students that she visits every week, and paid to send a bunch of needy kids to a private prep school. Grrr, I want to hate her...
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Really? i never did care for her.but good for eva.
Just stop trying you greasy chola.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Hmm.....little black dress is easy to slim down via digital technique.....hmmmm!
i can't stand this bitch- she's always tryin to play like she's classy and shit even tho she's just fuckin trashy.
as annoying as I want her to be, I can't hate her. Apparanlty, it's been coming to light that she does a TON of charity work without a media frenzy, including acting as a mentor to many students that she visits every week, and paid to send a bunch of needy kids to a private prep school. Grrr, I want to hate her...
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I don't get the point of latino people trying to look like caucasian dead people. Why not try to make them look like dead latino people for once?. There are good ones everywhere in movies/television history. Have some dignity, damn it!. This isn't working.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
If one more of these cunts compares herself to AH, I will personally hunt down her trashy ass, and apply cigarette burns while singing "Moon River." Listen, you retarded Hollywood whores, you don't have the grace, beauty or brains to even POSE like AH, much like, AS her. Go fuck yourselves.
The bitches don't look too bad. *Edit* Except for Eva LonWhoria.
with her rat face they should of went with speedy gonzales. also, i know shes not latina but rosie o'donnell would make a great Fernando Valenzuela
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Charo should've been on that list too. bitch is fucking classy!
I'd like to see Ricky Martin dressed as Eva Longwhoria (but I'll take Charo if I can get it)
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:10pm.
I'd like to see Eva LongWhoria dressed as Charro.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
@KD, i totally agree. soda and video games. i love family portraits, the youngest kids are always the fattest.
ONT: this bitch is why the spurms got ousted in the 1st round. ya done fucked up tony parker
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Now I'm certain of it - there is no god.
This Splinter the Rat looking bitch needs to step off trying to act like Audrey Hepburn because she is NOT! Audrey was class and Longwhoria is not - 100 percent. Fucking eh!
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Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
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BREAKFAST AT FUCKING TIFFANY'S. MY 85 YEAR OLD PRECIOUS MOTHER STILL DOESNT LEAVE HER FUCKING BEDROOM EVERY MORNING WITHOUT HER HAIR SET A FULL FACE OF MAKEUP HER NAILS DONE AND A FUZZY ROBE WITH HIGH HEELED FUZZY SLIPPERS EVEN THOUGH SHE AINT FUCKING GOING NO WHERE.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:10pm.
couldn't they have dressed as Latin icons?
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She'd make an excellent Taco Bell Chihuahua.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
couldn't they have dressed as Latin icons?
They just didn't put the cigarette in there because they are so expensive right now.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:06pm.
So it IS the planned parenthood clinic. I was depending on a 50/50 chance as it was.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
There's supposed to be a cigarette in there. I guess Eva is still trying to fake like she doesn't smoke, even though she does.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:01pm.
Actually, I believe that obesity is directly correlated to soft drink consumption. Seriously, the soda sizes at fast food restaurants are getting larger and LARGER!
Ricky Martin and Longhoria are the only folks I recognized out of that whole line-up. When is Ricky going to come out of the closet? Probably never.