Not Again
Eva Longwhoria needs to go lie down, because obviously she's suffering from delusion of the brains and needs rest. There's a comfy hole in the ground somewhere with her name on it. But seriously, we have an epidemic on our hands, people! First it was JLove and now it's this trick! These raggedy ass tramps need to drink a hot cup of BITCH, PLEASE, because they do not have what it takes to fill Audrey Hepburn's tiara. Only one ho on this planet does and that ho is international supermodel and fashion chameleon Phoebe Price (what have I done?!).
Eva Longwhoria defamed Audrey's good image by dressing as her for People en Espanol's Most Beautiful People issue. This bitch is more like Audrey Heartburn. Hmm. That didn't work. Audrey Hefferburn? I have to work on that one.
In the meantime, go on over to Ohlala to see other Latin celebrities dressed as classic movie characters including Ricky Martin who looks like he wants to lick an ass.
(Thanks Dr. J)
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:01pm.
Would you be referring to the free planned parenthood clinic, or the free lobotomy clinic?
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The free "it burns when I pee" clinic.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:01pm.
Would you be referring to the free planned parenthood clinic, or the free lobotomy clinic?
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
HAHAHAHA
He *does* look like he wants to lick an ass.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
That cigarette holder is like, the 7th longest black thing she's had in her mouth.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What is she holding, an anal probe?
Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 3:57pm.
Isn't there supposed to be a cigarette in there?
good eye! PC has run amok. anyone notice the less america smokes the fatter it gets? just sayin
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She got the tiara when she won the title of "Miss Free Clinic".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
This is all kinds of WRONG.
"YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE! " Stoney 4/22/09
Isn't there supposed to be a cigarette in there?