Josi Goes Down: The Sequel
That Josi! The clumsy bitch is at it again. Earlier, I posted a little clip of Josi from Brazil's Big Brother dropping faster than Tommy Girl at a glory hole during a fashion show. Well, I guess the audience loved it, because Josi gave them an encore performance. Josi came back out and started to dance. At least I think that's what she's trying to do. Those kind of moves won't even get you quarters in your g. After a few seconds, Josi falls yet again. I think her body is trying to tell her that she really belongs on her knees. My body does that all the time automatically. Listen to your body!
Josie, honey, standing on two legs it not for you. Invest in a Hoveround.
Skip to the 4:00 mark below to see the second coming of Josi's downfall:
Source (Thanks Marcos & Debora)
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I can't believe how stupid this Bitch is. Come on you're modeling some freakish wear atleast change your shoes so you don't fall. Josi's ass is so big that I'm surprised that her tight sprayed on jeans didn't rip. Come on her ass is so big that it has its own gravitational pull. Pretty soon countries will be shooting Satelites to orbit around her ass. Needless to say she isn't going to be the next top model.
As a modern twist to the old proverb...Everyone can fall once from their shoes, only fools (aka, stupid bitches) fall twice from the same shoes...
Don't fuck anybody in Brazil!!!
If your man is going there.....dump him. lmao
We had whores offer to do "something strange for some change" on our tour!!!
Pure whores down there....they suck and fuck like it's going extinct.
Brazil as a country will soon become extinct when all their plastic women start giving birth to mutant children or become infertile... At least let's hope the beautiful Amazonia then has a chance to survive...
"I'm talking about all the Brazilians that are here working and sending money to their families; I used to work in a Western Union and 95% of my costumers were brazilians, Myself only I sued to send US$10.000 average DAILY(Just me in a single western union, in a single shift)
I shouldn't have started it, because this is going to get ugly, but I hate ungratefull bastards, I'm from Southamerica, I love My country with all my heart but I would not be who I am and have everything I have if it wasn't for This Country.
and I have Plenty of brazilians friends whom I love dearly, just for the record.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!"
If they're working, then it's not US the one sending the money... o.o
what a fucking dope
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:16am.
I'm talking about all the Brazilians that are here working and sending money to their families; I used to work in a Western Union and 95% of my costumers were brazilians, Myself only I sued to send US$10.000 average DAILY(Just me in a single western union, in a single shift)
I shouldn't have started it, because this is going to get ugly, but I hate ungratefull bastards, I'm from Southamerica, I love My country with all my heart but I would not be who I am and have everything I have if it wasn't for This Country.
and I have Plenty of brazilians friends whom I love dearly, just for the record.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Penny_Dreadful on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 9:33pm.
I hate myself for feeling so much better about myself after seeing this.
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So basically you're back where you started...?
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Submitted by DiegoGottenbach on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:01am.
Indeed it is a Brazilian singer who participated in the big brother! The only problem is that it can't sustain themselves in the foot!
Eggzackerly!
<"this Horrible Country as you call it sends so much fucking money to your country everyday, you can't even Imagine">
Considering Brazil's economy is currently healthier that the US and Brazil last year discovered oil off their coast to the tune of billions of dollars in profits for them and they are completely oil-independent from the Middle East, why exactly again are we sending them money?
Submitted by NANI - BRASIL on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 8:11pm.
GENTE PAGA PAU DO BRASIL... BANDO DE OTÁRIOS... A MOÇA NEM MODELO É... PORQUE NÃO VAI ZUAR COM A CRISE ECONÔMICA DE VCS QUE FERROU O MUNDO INTEIRO OU COM O BANDO DE GORDOS DESSE PAÍS HORRÍVEL
Nani, I love brazilians, but don't come over here with your bullshit, for your information, this Horrible Country as you call it sends so much fucking money to your country everyday, you can't even Imagine, This is a Gossip site not a political one. Fucking troll.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Looking at the pictures, I thought she was bowling!
AGAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN...GENTE PAGA PAU DO BRASIL... BANDO DE OTÁRIOS... A MOÇA NEM MODELO É... PORQUE NÃO VAI ZUAR COM A CRISE ECONÔMICA DE VCS QUE FERROU O MUNDO INTEIRO OU COM O BANDO DE GORDOS DESSE PAÍS HORRÍVEL...
She can spend all her time on her knees for all I care.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Indeed it is a Brazilian singer who participated in the big brother! The only problem is that it can't sustain themselves in the foot!
P.S.
Sorry for my bad english!!!
Stupid shoes. Who could be expected to walk in them, much less dance?
What the fuck kinda fashion show is THAT???? It looked like drank night at Daytona Beach.
Jeans too tight and platforms too high maybe? Just an observation. I can't walk in heels more than three inches high. Just not happening.
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 9:57pm.
josi isn't made for walking in high heels...she's meant to be on her knees and on her back...when will she learn?
Hahaha. Some things are just meant to be!
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
josi isn't made for walking in high heels...she's meant to be on her knees and on her back...when will she learn?
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I hate myself for feeling so much better about myself after seeing this.
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That's not a fashion show and those people are not models. And for those who don't understand a single word of Portuguese, the crowd is not screaming because they like her, they're just telling her to give up on the heels and go barefoot the rest of the way.
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 7:01pm.
Common sense should have told her not to wear the same shoes she busted her ass in earlier...
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It's not like they had another pair of shoes for her to wear! like someone already said..it was indeed a ghetto event!!!
and people in brazil are hysterical pretty much about anything stupid...if you ever appear on tv and they see you on streets they're gonna scream when they see you....they're pretty much like the twatlighters
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the first time wasn't warning enough? really? well then you get what you earned. lol too fucking funny
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 8:06pm.
Some ho's just needs to go down and stay down...hence the term "ho down"....
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I think the organizers, at least, are aware of this fact given that they decided it was a good idea for her to wear those shoes. Twice.
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Whachu wanna bet they greased the botom of them shoes like you grease a pig for a Mississippi state fair???
hehehehe...HO DOWN!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
GENTE PAGA PAU DO BRASIL... BANDO DE OTÁRIOS... A MOÇA NEM MODELO É... PORQUE NÃO VAI ZUAR COM A CRISE ECONÔMICA DE VCS QUE FERROU O MUNDO INTEIRO OU COM O BANDO DE GORDOS DESSE PAÍS HORRÍVEL...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 8:06pm.
Some ho's just needs to go down and stay down...hence the term "ho down"....
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I think the organizers, at least, are aware of this fact given that they decided it was a good idea for her to wear those shoes. Twice.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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I really dont know why, but she's kinda famous here in Brazil, so thats why everybody is screaming
Its just so ridiculous: shes the only one who fell in the runaway.. TWICE =O
Some ho's just needs to go down and stay down...hence the term "ho down"....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her entire outfit is reminiscent of something you would buy at K-Mart in the 80's. Is she in a time-warp?
Great! now my ears are bleeding from the screaming idiots in the crowd. She can barely walk what is wrong with her?
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
"Her"?
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Rakasta minua hiukan
that crowd is mighty loud
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 7:01pm.
Common sense should have told her not to wear the same shoes she busted her ass in earlier...
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boomsy, something tells me that she's not exactly a Mensa member. Even common sense is laughing at her! :)
Common sense should have told her not to wear the same shoes she busted her ass in earlier...
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She looks like a buffoon in those shoes. Strutting like an ass hole.
The volume on this was so insane. What the hell are they so excited about?? All I could hear was "WHOOOOOO WHOO WHOOOO", and I even turned the volume down before playing the vid.
Great. Now I'm deaf. Deaf and complain-y.
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She's not a model. She's just a stupid girl that thinks she's the best woman in the world.
BTW some people here in BR say that it's due to a lack of balance - she redid her boobs about 15 days ago for a Playboy shoot. No, it's just a lack of TALENT.
GO FUINHA!
She needs to start with some flip flops and work her way up to a heel. What a spaz!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:59pm.
What is she? A new born colt?
hahahaha (Filly?)
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:14pm.
To call those people "models" and to call the clothes they're wearing "fashion" is using these words VERY loosely. That looked like one hell of a ghetto event.
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you're damn right, she is not a model, with those hips she couldn't get near a runway ...she's only there because she is an ex- big brother slut
and the ppl who hired her for this crappy event did so because it is indeed a gheto even, they couldn't pay for a real celebrity to be there
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 5:14pm.
To call those people "models" and to call the clothes they're wearing "fashion" is using these words VERY loosely. That looked like one hell of a ghetto event.
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They have "fashion shows" in Chicago which is actually code word for strippers you can touch and get blow jobs from...
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:37pm.
Ive seen deer on frozen ponds with more coordination
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LOL, no shit!
To call those people "models" and to call the clothes they're wearing "fashion" is using these words VERY loosely. That looked like one hell of a ghetto event.
Maybe homegirl should invest in another pair of shoes. She's wearing the same set of platforms in both videos.
Side note: It's nice to see women who don't look like they haven't seen a good meal in weeks.
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she is fucking retarded
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 4:44pm.
Maybe she should put on some clothes in her actual size and quit trying to look like a wart-infested streetwalking prostitute with a limited education.
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this is true. the previous vid she could barely walk the skirt was so tight.
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