Friday, May 1st 2009
Beam Her Up!
Just when I thought Tommy Girl got permanently stuck in a manhole, he emerged last night to see a movie with his weepy little Stepford Katie. They went to the premiere of Star Trek which is based on their home movies, so it was very special to the two of them. It was so emotional that Stepford Katie was left stunned. Or maybe she was concentrating and trying to beam herself the fuck out of there!
Seriously, that face needs a DRANK. It also needs some crack, an 8-ball, a couple hundred bong hits and a one-way bus ticket back to Toledo. On a positive node, I do like her "ode to Blanche Devereaux" ensemble. I bet Tommy has a matching one in ruby.
MeetTheFamous/Wenn.com
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I don't have any sympathy for this clown. she knew she was selling her happiness away when she agreed to marry TommyGirl. *sigh* the things some people will do to stay relevant...cause let's face it, she was NOBODY before they got together. she was going to marry that schmuck from American Pie. I would've done it too! but with someone taller and more attactive.
Poor Poor Katie. Tom is still trying to stay in the closet. Look at Katie's face her ass is still sore from being fuck up the ass so many times. I'm sorry but women can't handle Butt-Fucking as well as gay men Tom FESS UP TO THE TRUTH AND GET YOURSELF A DESCENT MAN. Stop torturing these women they can't handle gay sex. They have one hole. Besides you know you'll be happier sucking dick. Come on I can see that Poor Katie has hemeroids. Most men can handle the speed bumps but women can't take it like a man.
One in a MILLION photo of someone IN THE ACT of watching their life pass right before their eyes.......
And she looked so relaxed and HAPPY last week in New York....BY HERSELF.
tick tick tick
A glob of chewing tobacco has more life than KatieBot.
"Seriously, that face needs a DRANK. It also needs some crack, an 8-ball, a couple hundred bong hits and a one-way bus ticket back to Toledo."
Ha! When (street) drug therapy and some cheap booze would actually be a good thing, no doubt!
"I do like her "ode to Blanche Devereaux" ensemble. I bet Tommy has a matching one in ruby."
You know it! Of course (s)he does! And in emerald, sapphire, and gold...
Let's be kind. Somebody get Katie to some bong hits, like now!!!!!!!
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Submitted by RedWeatherTigerD on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:19am.
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Aye, it's Connor.
She was looking so well the other day too :(
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
This bitch looks so rough. What is the appeal of her? She's a crap actress and isn't even pretty anymore.
Is that Connor in the background, or did Tommy hire OJ to be his bodyguard and to threaten his disobedient wife into submission?
and the beam is right there to do the beaming!!!!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
ya know, she just did some red carpet thing *how memorable - I can't remember - I wasn't there so who cares!*
...but she looked happy and herself because the troll as NOT there hoggin' up the spotlight and clutching her hand like he's walkin' his granny. But, whenever she has to stand next to the troll she looks dazed and confused and not in a good way.
..Me thinks she is woke up, looked in the mirror and realizing what kind of a fucked up mess she married into and she is just tired of the b.s.
..I did too Baby, so I got a divorce.
LMAO @ the 'Stains' ref!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Tammy went to the same cheek implant doctor that Vadge did, figuring that must be a good way to get into A-Rod's pants!
Tammy's 'do' appears to be a weave.
Is that Tammy in the photo? We barely recognized her. Bitch has had some SERIOUS plastic surgery over the past 12 months or so.
Are those new cheek implants?
Is it me, or does Katie always look a little sad?
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I thought that was the new Demi for just a moment...
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Stains!
*$#@%^&*!!!
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening... but this wasn't it.
Hey everyone, incubi DO exist. They suck all the life and soul out of people they convert to Scientology!
Katie taught Stains the creepy stare.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:23pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:19pm.
Quick true story: One sweet Autumn night I was at the Piano Bar in the Treasury Casino in Brisbane. So standing next to me at the bar is this guy who I swear was a dead ringer for George Clooney. It wasn't him, because he was only 5'8' but other than that, he was George Clooney. I've watched every episode of ER.
So, I says to him...oh my fucking god you look like George Clooney. He says "yeah, me mates at the railway always tell me that".
So I says, can I kiss you anyways? And it was good.
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what line did you use on the next guy?
===I said, your mate could make a living out of selling kisses as George Clooney as long as he is sitting on a bar stool.
Johnny Farnham or Daryl Braithwaite?
AC/DC or Cold Chisel?
Batman or Robin?
Team Batman
*whispering 'coz the murkins and candyian's are sleeping*
Rock a bye baby on the treeeeee toooooooooooop
when the wind blows I farted
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:23pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:19pm.
you're an aussie,sandbitch?
==For the most part of my life, yep. I migrated to Australia (from the UK) when I was a kiddle.
Goodnite, weirdos!
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:28pm.
CHARLES MANSON
TEX OR SQUEAKY
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SADIE MAE
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:22pm.
Alex Trebek or Simon Cowell?
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i figure Alex for angry hot sex, whereas Simon would lay there wanting to be tickled.
yeah, okay i'm no tigerlil.
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:28pm.
CHARLES MANSON
TEX OR SQUEAKY
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Is Sharon Tate off the table?
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
nite, angel!!!
try not to dream of Paul Bernardo
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
CHARLES MANSON
TEX OR SQUEAKY
Moustaches tickle! *giggle*
G'nite, hos...I brushed my teeth and the rest of my body shut itself down...
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:22pm.
Alex Trebek or Simon Cowell?
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I'm torn. Alex is Canadian, but Simon has bigger moobs. Hmmmm... *hits the sack to ponder the meaning of the universe*
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:22pm.
Alex Trebek or Simon Cowell?
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who is Alex Trebek for 900.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:19pm.
you're an aussie,sandbitch?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:19pm.
Quick true story: One sweet Autumn night I was at the Piano Bar in the Treasury Casino in Brisbane. So standing next to me at the bar is this guy who I swear was a dead ringer for George Clooney. It wasn't him, because he was only 5'8' but other than that, he was George Clooney. I've watched every episode of ER.
So, I says to him...oh my fucking god you look like George Clooney. He says "yeah, me mates at the railway always tell me that".
So I says, can I kiss you anyways? And it was good.
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what line did you use on the next guy?
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Alex Trebek or Simon Cowell?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Jacksonville, hello..."
Quick true story: One sweet Autumn night I was at the Piano Bar in the Treasury Casino in Brisbane. So standing next to me at the bar is this guy who I swear was a dead ringer for George Clooney. It wasn't him, because he was only 5'8' but other than that, he was George Clooney. I've watched every episode of ER.
So, I says to him...oh my fucking god you look like George Clooney. He says "yeah, me mates at the railway always tell me that".
So I says, can I kiss you anyways? And it was good.
nite, fuzzy tiger
funny how she always signs out after thinking of Larry King naked. just sayin.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:14pm.
the hoff or tom selleck?
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Selleck. I like making gun loving republicans do things they'll be ashamed of.
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:14pm.
Mr. Clean.
The Jolly Green Giant or the Friendly Giant?:)
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Friendly. But only if he brought along Rusty and Jerome to watch.
and the rocking chair 'cause i love to RAAAWK
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
eww tiger,thanks for the visual. nitey nite.
Ok whores, you know I love you more than Tom Cruise loves him some pussy, more than Katie Holmes loves her some age appropriate flattering attire (not much more, but more)...but I must bid g'nite to you skanks...
May each and everyone one of you go to bed with the vision of a nekkid Larry King in your head...(what? you know that shit turns you skanks on...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mr. Clean.
The Jolly Green Giant or the Friendly Giant?:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
the hoff or tom selleck?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:03pm.
Wuss! You know you want some Andy Rooney moist old man moobs up in your face while sweat drip off of his mad scientist eyebrows and he...he...can't maintain an erection and whines "Dontcha just hate it when you pay all this money for Viagra and you can't even get off on a hired DListed trick?"
Or, you know you been dreamin' about Lsrry K wearin' his suspenders, crotchless panties and nuffin' else givin' it to you hot and heavy like, all the time saying "Jacksonville, hello..."
Okay... time for a new siggie.
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Mr. Clean or the Jolly Green Giant?
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"Oh great. The ship sent us another Sawyer"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:45pm
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Oh Ok, fine...I'll be merciful...Larry King Andy Rooney or DEATH....
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THANK you!
Death, please:)
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Wuss! You know you want some Andy Rooney moist old man moobs up in your face while sweat drip off of his mad scientist eyebrows and he...he...can't maintain an erection and whines "Dontcha just hate it when you pay all this money for Viagra and you can't even get off on a hired DListed trick?"
Or, you know you been dreamin' about Lsrry K wearin' his suspenders, crotchless panties and nuffin' else givin' it to you hot and heavy like, all the time saying "Jacksonville, hello..."
**************************************************Oh Tiger, your descriptive powers are amazing!!!
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the end...
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:57pm.
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My mom liked Engelbert...*walking off* *head down & dragging little sock monkey tail*
But I thought Tom Jones was HWAT!! *big sock monkey smile*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:48pm.
Okay, Ladies.......settle this one for me......it's worth 3 points.
Clooney, Pitt ot Matthew McConanghy(?)?
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I choose Uncle Ashtray for the win....!
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Awwwwwwwww.........you're too sweet!
Although, my married neighbor ladies have voted Uncle the "Most Handsome Single Man on the Block"
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So did the guys in Solitary. General Population wasn't so impressed.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"