Just Another Day...
The Crackie of the Caribbean is currently laid up in the hospital in St. Lucia after she passed out in her villa. In other not-so-shocking news, Prince Hot Ginge makes my no-no percolate. I mean, really. Amy Wino is always in the clinic. Bitch's filled a dozen punch-cards (every 10 visits gives you a free morphine drip) by now. This time, her spokeswhore blamed it on "dehydration."
Wino's rep told The Sun, “Amy fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part.”
Yes. That's it was the sun. It wasn't the other activities she did like: eating a crack rock for lunch, smoking up a banana tree for dessert or snorting up some sand after the island children joked that it would give her a buzz. No, it wasn't any of that. It was the SUN. You know the sun is giving her the death eye for blaming its ass.
While Wino's bitch says she was just thirstay, the locals say otherwise. They spotted Wino stumbling out of one of the beach bars earlier in the day after guzzling down half of the joint. LIGHTWEIGHT!
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Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 6:48pm.
On two shelves I saw large blue and white porcelain canisters marked "Cocaine" They looked like one of those cute Austrian tiled stoves, but with airtight lids.
*runs into museum and rips off lids*
AWWWW!
*takes out "Wino was here" notes*
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:48pm.
Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 6:30pm.
Is it my imagination or does that burn on her leg look like the Octomom ?
Yes! Dr. Freud would say that you have deep unsatisfied need to have many babies that you couldn't possibly take care of...but I'll have whatever drugs your having.
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FREUD WAS A COKEHEAD!His former townhouse with private offfices for psychoanalysis is now a musem in Vienna, On two shelves I saw large blue and white porcelain canisters marked "Cocaine" They looked like one of those cute Austrian tiled stoves, but with airtight lids.
@ Sober is cool:I've bookmarked your blog. Thank you.
@LBFF: "unfortunate truth" is an understatement!Let's hope some quack didn't prescribe methadone, because for a person with multiple addictions, methadone has teeth.One of the weirdest things I've ever read is Elizabeth Wurtzel's "More, Now, Again". She became addicted to cocaine and RITALIN of all things!
@ Joe Shmoe:In _On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft_, Steven King wrote vivid-and funny-descriptions of becoming a raging alchoholic as a young man, then turning to cocaine once his books started landing on the best-seller lists.(Chris Rock calls this "make you stupid money", and with good reason.)He was drunk at his mother's funeral, drank mouthwash if nothing else was avaiable, etc.I've read most of his books over the past 30 years. It's probably a sin to say so but King's books rocked even when he was on the rock.Annie Wilkes in _Misery_ represented everything he was addicted to, he wrote the last 1/3rd or so of the _The Tommy Knockers_ in a cocaine frenzy wih Q-tips & gauze in each nostril to staunch a nosebleed, etc. Interesting that fans or not, many people remember Steven King for two things: after the Columbine High School shoot-out, he had one of his earlier novels written under a pen name pulped for recycling & reimbursed the publisher. King said he didn't think his gruesome short novel about a misfit who massacred everyone who mocked him in high school caused the series of school shootings, but better safe than sorry. The other thing people remember King for is the afternoon walk in which he argued with a speeding minivan and lost. He EVEN made that humorous.
I wish creative people didn't fall for the myth of the Ocassional User.
@ Angel_i: good theory, I'll tell you mine later if your eyes have not glazed over.
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Submitted by nclgemini on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 6:12pm.
uum maybe its all the acid I ate last night. But that burn on her leg is looking a little like Makauly Caulkinish trying to stare me down with its crackie eyes of death! Does anyone else see that shit??
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Man! I can't remember who but someone Pshopped a crackhive on that shit and I'll be damned if it wasn't Cracky McCracken, herself!
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uum maybe its all the acid I ate last night. But that burn on her leg is looking a little like Makauly Caulkinish trying to stare me down with its crackie eyes of death! Does anyone else see that shit??
Estrogen a-poppin!
It's sad that this 'bag of chemicals' (Bill Maher), is still allowed to be around children. Allegedly, Winehouse 'collapsed' when she was being the "Pied Piper of St. Lucia".
Honestly, when there's money involved, people seem to look the other way, and that's troubling, man.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
With WINO, this is not news. If she could stay sober long eough, I'd advise her to Twitter this shit for all her fans.
But Amy probably thinks twitter is some new street drug someone has been holding out on her.
Fuck it. I love her anyway.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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i just wonder if i can meet a mature women here,
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She likes St. Lucia because she can walk around half naked, barefoot and wasted and people think that's semi-normal. And everyone will love her because she can buy them rounds and rounds of drinks (but then they gotta run away because Wino doesn't look like she's a whole lotta fun). I can say what she needs to do but she probably won't stop till she's sorta dead...huh people?
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 6:30pm.
Is it my imagination or does that burn on her leg look like the Octomom ?
Yes! Dr. Freud would say that you have deep unsatisfied need to have many babies that you couldn't possibly take care of...but I'll have whatever drugs your having.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
@Green is Good.
I agree. Have you seen the video for "Stronger than Me?" Amy was HOT.(In videos of live performances from the same time,she's in fine voice & looks gorgeous, but nervous. Stage fright, perhaps?)
Ruining talent is worse than ruining good looks. Any idiot can look good
@ Mother Superior: Yes, it's a shame. The sad thing about booze is that it's only addictive for people with a certain neurochemistry.Unless a person knows that close family members crawled into the bottle and never came out,(there is a very strong genetic element to all addictions)it seems rather hard to avoid.
Submitted by chefcammi on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 6:34pm.
even a curling iron burn gives you a blister.. what did she pop and rip it off or something?
I've been wondering why I havent seen the first pics of the 'burn' when it was in the blister phase..
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Well, it's a scald - which is a little different...and I'm pretty sure she just didn't go out for the first couple days anyway...likely, becuz they couldn't trust her to be careful with it.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
When did she go BACK to St. Lucia? She'll die there...no one to keep her from drinking and drugging.
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even a curling iron burn gives you a blister.. what did she pop and rip it off or something?
I've been wondering why I havent seen the first pics of the 'burn' when it was in the blister phase..
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Is it my imagination or does that burn on her leg look like the Octomom ?
What in the hell is that on her thigh??
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 5:13pm.
I have experienced this, but I get in a "limbo" state, where I'm conscious, but I can't move. I have to lay down. If I sit up, I start feeling like I'm going to faint.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 5:00pm.
@Green is Good.
I agree. Have you seen the video for "Stronger than Me?" Amy was HOT.(In videos of live performances from the same time,she's in fine voice & looks gorgeous, but nervous. Stage fright, perhaps?)
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You know - that's exactly what I've always thought. She played up a lot of bravado but it's always been obvious she's a natural performer...she could PLAY rough and tumble and "I don't give a fuck" but she could never really FEEL it. I can always see that in her body language...
I always thought that's why she loved Blake though - he gave some authenticity for this character she was creating for herself.
And I think that's part of the problem - it's very normal for a performer to create a separate public persona (which is what makes Sasha Fierce so laughable - like she's doing something creative and new! Ha! So ridiculous!) but I think Amy didn't quite exactly REALIZE what she was doing. She bought into her own schtick - and it got way out of control.
All I can hope is that: Now that she's had these experiences, she'll 1. live through them and 2. figure out how to apply that to her performance (it IS entertaining!) and leave it out of her personal life.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said
That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
@ Deb: You're right. ANYTHING which causes a rapid drop in blood pressure can cause fainting.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 3:45pm.
....Steven King, who wrote some of his best books during drinking or cocaine binges,is such a fan that he wrote an essay stating that he really hopes she will recover& go back to making music. Maybe he ought to talk to her
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I didn't know that Steven King had addiction problems. wow.
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J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 4:53pm.
Just the right combo of booze, weed, and sun can cause a rapid drop in blood pressure, which can make you pass out.
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"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 4:53pm.
Just the right combo of booze, weed, and sun can cause a rapid drop in blood pressure, which can make you pass out.
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*clunk* :)
Just the right combo of booze, weed, and sun can cause a rapid drop in blood pressure, which can make you pass out.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hasn't she been on vacation for like a year now? Maybe longer? It pisses me off that this worthless crackhead can afford that kind of lifestyle when hardworking people can't.
Yes, that's right, it was the sun, and just the sun. Sure.
Oh, and isn't she managed, or produced, by a Ronson? Patterns, patterns, everywhere / All their ladies have such lovely hair! I guess a weave (or wig) is the only option, after drugs suck all of the vitamins and minerals out of one's system.. and the appetite disappears.. and then the talent, and then their careers..
Hmm. It is possible to become dehydrated enough to suddenly faint,and legitimate medical reasons exist.(By "legitamate" I mean diseases or conditions which are unrelated to alcohol or drug use.Sunstroke,a very high fever, uncontrollable vomiting caused by food poisoning, diseases of the G-I track, severe migraine, etc.)"Dehydration" is only suspect because Amy Winehouse's spokesperson said it. Yet she seems a bit healthier-that distended belly appeared to be the result of malnutrition, or liver damage.
She's an extremely gifted musician-if she finds a way of managing her addictions she could be legendary for her talent instead of for her spectacularly fast descent into sordid self-destruction.
Steven King, who wrote some of his best books during drinking or cocaine binges,is such a fan that he wrote an essay stating that he really hopes she will recover& go back to making music. Maybe he ought to talk to her!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 3:07pm.
What a shame to have destroyed her looks. She WAS quite a beauty.
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Submitted by jengirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 12:55pm.
it's hard to believe what a difference a few years and a few hard drugs make...
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What a shame to have destroyed her looks. She WAS quite a beauty.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:47am.
Her face looks a little better doesn't it? That looks like a horrible burn on her leg.
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Her stomach looks a bit better too. Not as distended as it used to be. That burn (or whatever it is) looks painful as all hell.
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it's hard to believe what a difference a few years and a few hard drugs make...
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What the hell is that on her left leg? Am I crazy, or is there a chunk of flesh missing?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 12:01pm.
Yeah, I saw that episode. If I ever get famous enough to be the subject of a biopic, that will be pretty much how the first 30 minutes will look.
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Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:12am.
You know her daily routine consists of waking up... stumbling over to the nearest bottle of Grey Goose... guzzling until she's completely pissed... passing out... repeat. Oh, and the odd occasion in which she is saving drowning tourists...
Is it bad that's making me jelly? If I were in a tropical resort anyway.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 12:07pm.
Thanks for the article. Up to 15 bottles of wine per day? I'm dumbfounded.
Such a horrible and untimely fate. Hopefully Mr. Massey's death will be a testament to the incidious nature of chronic alcoholism and he will not have died in vain. I'm heartbroken for his children, though.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:49am
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Well hello Mr Prez. I was just reading about your drunken hi-jinks and feeling some concern. Did you not see that Seinfeld episode where George Constanza was tied up naked to a bedpost and robbed when he picked up a strange girl? I wouldn't want that to happen to you. And if it did, I'd hope someone would post it on YouTube (hee hee)
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
You all know that bikini top she's wearing was once a white bikini top? Right? Now it's a crack & crusty color...*Hoik* Bitch has been rolling in crack dirt!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:47am.
Her face looks a little better doesn't it? That looks like a horrible burn on her leg.
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Hey, Joe. That must have been one hell of a big cigarette to create a burn like that.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:22am.
God, that's sad. I know cirrhosis is supposed to be a disease process that normally has done a significant amount of damage before it is detected, but I would find it possible to believe that at that stage there was no indication of liver failure prior to death.
It is truly amazing in a tragic sense how alcohol can grip someone so severely that they continue to drink with the awareness that, though they have everything in the world to live for (in this case the birth of his daughter), in doing so death is imminent. :(
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Her face looks a little better doesn't it? That looks like a horrible burn on her leg.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
The unfortunate truth about Amy is that, among other things, she is an opiate addict and will have a lifelong battle with that addiction. I don't buy the dehydration story either. She probably was found unconscious and barely breathing from an opiate overdose. Opiates and vast quantities of alcohol are a deadly mix. These pictures show her looking skeletal again. Not that she had gotten plump recently but the 5 pounds she gained since she left London, in the winter, seem to be gone again. That's a bad sign. If she was in St. Lucia sticking to booze, weed and her opiate replacement therapy drug she'd slowly gain back some weight that was lost when her crack/heroin addiction was active. By looking at her, I would say she hasn't gone back to smoking crack but I have a feeling she's back on heroin or maybe Oxycontins??
Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:12am.
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Isn't it something like 10-20 years for daily heavy drinkers before they *develop* cirrhosis and then proceed to die a slow, painful death?
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Yeah, that's about right.
There was a story though about a 21-year-old who was to become a father. He's been heavily (HEAVILY) drinking since he was a teenanger and he died from liver damage (they said it crumbled into pices when doing the post mortem) and could never see his daughter.
Not sure if Ami drinks that much, but I guess the mixture of all the drugs speeds things up.
So sad she's throwing her talent away.
Even if she recovered one day, I believe that her voice may suffer from her abuse....what a shame.
What is that spot on her leg?
That thing on her leg is beyond repulsive. I have to scroll through all her photos really fast before I throw up onto my laptop lookin' at that nasty thing.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:52am.
"If crack takes a long time to kill you, cirrhosis takes even longer."
Isn't it something like 10-20 years for daily heavy drinkers before they *develop* cirrhosis and then proceed to die a slow, painful death?
Wonder what Amy's timeline is? You know her daily routine consists of waking up... stumbling over to the nearest bottle of Grey Goose... guzzling until she's completely pissed... passing out... repeat. Oh, and the odd occasion in which she is saving drowining tourists...
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