Just Another Day...
The Crackie of the Caribbean is currently laid up in the hospital in St. Lucia after she passed out in her villa. In other not-so-shocking news, Prince Hot Ginge makes my no-no percolate. I mean, really. Amy Wino is always in the clinic. Bitch's filled a dozen punch-cards (every 10 visits gives you a free morphine drip) by now. This time, her spokeswhore blamed it on "dehydration."
Wino's rep told The Sun, “Amy fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part.”
Yes. That's it was the sun. It wasn't the other activities she did like: eating a crack rock for lunch, smoking up a banana tree for dessert or snorting up some sand after the island children joked that it would give her a buzz. No, it wasn't any of that. It was the SUN. You know the sun is giving her the death eye for blaming its ass.
While Wino's bitch says she was just thirstay, the locals say otherwise. They spotted Wino stumbling out of one of the beach bars earlier in the day after guzzling down half of the joint. LIGHTWEIGHT!
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UGH. I am so tired of hearing about this crackhead.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:58am.
"Dehydration": Do they actually think anybody is going to believe that? Baghdad Bob must be her spokeswhore.
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This is the slowest. suicide. ever. :(
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Why doesn't she put a bandaid on that shit? Fucking gross.
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if what they say it true, that she's making reggae-like music,then she'll sound like Dawn Penn more than ever.
"Dehydration": Do they actually think anybody is going to believe that? Baghdad Bob must be her spokeswhore.
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If crack takes a long time to kill you, cirrhosis takes even longer.
Looking FAB, Amy!!! Hydrate hydrate hydrate or else that sun will turn you into a strip of Crackie Jerky!!
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Something has got to hold it together. I’m saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.
She needs to release another album before she quits life, I Miss taleted Amy.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I covet Wino's life. She can keep her liver, though.
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