Drunky Georgie
The other night in Miami, George Clooney spent 4 hours inside of a restaurant becoming one with a tequila bottle. Georgie's drunktardian ass finally wobbled out of the place with two Sarah Larson-wannabes at his side. Seriously, this is the best George could do? I mean, was The Millionaire Matchmaker throwing one of her "mixers" inside that restaurant, because that's where these two bottom-of-the-barrel bitches look like they came from. Actually, I don't think Patti Stanger would approve of them and that's saying everything. AND HOW!
Georgie ended up leaving with one of the tricks and they went back to his hotel room to play "tickle the cornhole." But by the look on Georgie's face it didn't get that far. He nibbled on her nipple a bit, barfed on her booby and then passed the fuck out. Oh how I love booze. Sometimes it really saves you when you're about to do some nasty shit with a fug ass bitch.
I'm offended. Georgie is mah boo. :-C
These were my favorites:
Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 2:10pm.
When he rolls over in bed the next morning and gets a look at these two he will quit drinking.
And
Submitted by Marybel on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 12:30pm.
Georgie has to get drunk to do it with a woman. Unless she's just there to hold the camera and fluff the guys.
Still laughing, and thanks
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i bet he makes girls dry hump his chin.
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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Word on the stret in LA is Georgie Boy like a nice cock slurpie from time to time.
When will the bi-sexual be taken seriously and not be forced to choose 1 or the other?
that's sad.
Imagine all the Oscar worthy dick sucking he could be bringing the world right now.
That's a beautiful thing kids.
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The girl in the pink has high school chick prom hair!
That horrible "pull the bangs up into a mini pompadour and call it a day" 'do.
WOW we just found Lindsay Lohan's Pimp. Way to go George we knew you had some spark left in you. As soon as you sober up I'll give you the number to the best plastic surgen in town cause after this you're gonna want to bury your head in the sand. Watch out for your Ho Lindsay she wants more where that came from (wink)
What is exactly wrong with George anyway? You people are all judging him 'cause he's fucking drunk here...so what?! Everyone gets drunk and looks a fool when they're wasted. He's a good actor and he's done a lot of good political work from what I've seen. There's nothing wrong with him being gay or having a private life and having fun and spending his money. Whatever, if you all were in his shoes you'd probably do the same thing (minus doing all the charity and political work of course!)...
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
Oh Georgie doesn't do shit for me either and the girl in the pink isn't hideous jeez
I found a great site http://millionairechats.com where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
Hahahahaha I changed my comps wallpaper to the main pic of georgie drunk lol fucking classic
I work! I work hard! Putting up with myself is fucking exhausting!
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i am a young and handsome man from us.
i just wonder if i can meet a mature women here,
because i am at the beginning of my career and i need someone's support..
i uploaded my hot photos on S u g a r m o m m a M e e t. c o m under the name piccolo ,
maybe you want to check out my photos first!
Oh geeze! I wonder what Obama thinks about this, having spent time with Georgie in the White House on the Darfur tragedy! As I have posted here before, George will always be known for his skanks, not for his good deeds nor his movies. What a sad old drunk.
I had this evil thought of date raping George with the one thumbnail with his eyes closed (he looks kinda pretty that way, I dunno). I'm so glad it passed because he looks beyond wasted and reeking of vomit breathe here.
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
I don't get why peeps are sayin' that the girl in pink is alright looking. With them nostrils and that chin? Really?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:55pm.
In pic 7 should the DRIVER be asleep?
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Looks like he sharpied in his brows in his sleep, so, yeah, I guess he can!
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With ugly hookers.
Drunk old man.
In pic 7 should the DRIVER be asleep?
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by Lauri on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:37pm.
A drunk loser with money...
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you rang?
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*sigh*... you had me at drunk.
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Submitted by Lauri on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:37pm.
A drunk loser with money...
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you rang?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
that last thumbnail picture is classic tabloid cover.
A drunk loser with money...
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:45pm.
He doesn't do anything for me.
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Me either, Aunt Bea--- he's too smarmy for my taste. I can picture him selling used cars.
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Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose....
blame it on the alcohol!
He doesn't do anything for me.
What are you taking about? George's date is in the back of the car with him, wearing a blue striped shirt.
Fuck man, I wanna look in the mirror with the pair of booze goggles Georgie C be sportin' that night, cuz I'd be gazing at a 20 year old Brigitte Bardot for sure...
Ok, Ok, I'd be looking at a well rested Tori Spelling with a half decent make up job...Why your whores gotta go burst a skank's bubble like that????
Georgie...call me!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 4:41pm.
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Looks like Georgie is thinking....*deep sigh*..I hope there's a peen under that dress.
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i love it when such a cute little icon talks so dirty like.
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Submitted by kitten666 on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 7:19pm.
kitten 666 that dude should go to rehab ! he can do much better than her ! sarah larson was much better looking than that skank !
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do you have a blog we can visit?
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I've never gotten a gay vibe from George. I think he's just a guy who doesn't like to commit, and frankly, if I were a hot guy, I probably wouldn't want to, either! I'd take advantage of that for all it was worth. haha
kitten 666 that dude should go to rehab ! he can do much better than her ! sarah larson was much better looking than that skank !
kitten 666
how come celebs look so nice when theyre drunk? I end up looking like Patsy& Edina after a night out (lipstick smeared, hair a mess, mascara running)
hmm..
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I can't tell if George is hetero or homo. But I bet plenty of girls would bang him just to brag they had done so. "OMG. You will NOT believe what happened to me this weekend!"
I love Drunken George pictures, they are funny ass hell and he looks cute drunk.
I don;t think those broads are busted, though. Okay, average looking chicks.
If I were him, I'd be staring at her bracelets instead of her face, too! Eeeek
Besides, I think he's in that "oooo, shiny!" phase of drunkeness right there.
George Clooney has that ugly-old-man-upper-lip thing going on.
I had a dream about George Clooney last night. He left his home in Italy to me in his will.
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Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
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he can afford to be whatever he wants to be drunk, stoned, boned or cloned
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How my heart weeps for this story. I know I was busy last night but damn....this is the best you can do? Homegirl in the black looks straight out of Fraggle Rock and the pink one looks like something Sarah Larson crapped out this morning. Yikes.
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup.
Ahh George! I am starting to lose ALL resppect for you. You are beginning to remind me of Mayer douche!
Blame it on the........alcohol.
He/she must have gotten better looking with each shot.....
Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 4:54pm.
I like part of your theory, but why would George "be" with someone that homely?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Georgie is obviously with the guy in the striped shirt. They are both in the back seat and his head is even resting on the guy's shoulder. The girl in the pink dress is not even in the car and the girl in the black dress is in the front seat.
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Looks like Georgie is thinking....*deep sigh*..I hope there's a peen under that dress.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Little Twiddely Georgie! Even Trump said you are a little guy! When are you going to learn? On the other hand, who gives a flying fuck. You are old news and no one takes you seriously, even with the Darfur blah blah. You are an old man, George, act like it!
I think the one in pink happened to be out there at the same time. She's not riding with them.
Submitted by Cindy Salerno on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 3:26pm.
Blah...never saw the appeal in George Clooney and never will. Something weird about his teeth...they never looked brushed. Sorry, I'm a tooth person.
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Haha. I totally agree. He has pepaw teeth.
I concur with the other poster. In the car picture I see two gays, a driver and a hag (you know what I mean)
Ok, these two are SEA HAGS. George, George, George, you can do so much better.
Like me, for instance.
:P