Drunky Georgie
The other night in Miami, George Clooney spent 4 hours inside of a restaurant becoming one with a tequila bottle. Georgie's drunktardian ass finally wobbled out of the place with two Sarah Larson-wannabes at his side. Seriously, this is the best George could do? I mean, was The Millionaire Matchmaker throwing one of her "mixers" inside that restaurant, because that's where these two bottom-of-the-barrel bitches look like they came from. Actually, I don't think Patti Stanger would approve of them and that's saying everything. AND HOW!
Georgie ended up leaving with one of the tricks and they went back to his hotel room to play "tickle the cornhole." But by the look on Georgie's face it didn't get that far. He nibbled on her nipple a bit, barfed on her booby and then passed the fuck out. Oh how I love booze. Sometimes it really saves you when you're about to do some nasty shit with a fug ass bitch.
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He usually annoys me, but I'm all for the drunken hedonism. And he was being a safety drunk; he didn't drive his own drunken ass home(or wherever the fuck he was going after that).
If Georgie Porgie is going to pretend to be straight...the least he can do is fork over $20 for better looking disposable bags than the $5
skid marks he picked up at the airport.
yeah, whoever said it - he is with the guy in the striped shirt. they are physically all over each other, including george's head on his shoulder.
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Blah...never saw the appeal in George Clooney and never will. Something weird about his teeth...they never looked brushed. Sorry, I'm a tooth person.
We are reasonably certain the George can still wrap his ankles behind his ears.......Mmmm Good times. Least he's not ballooning up like his Auntie Rosemary....trying on all those big girl caftans of her's when he was 12 made more then ONE impression....
Blanche and Jane Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
All the sisters insist that George is a 'friend of dorothy'.
So what then is George doing with these icky stinkfish??!!!!
We suspect that this was a carefully arranged and posed photo session to perpetuate the myth that George actually prefers fish!
Also, who did George's facelift a year or so ago? The work is very good.
Yes, because he wants "pretty" girls, MK. They're just the decoys for the men that arrived later through the service entrance, ahem.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
When he rolls over in bed the next morning and gets a look at these two he will quit drinking.
You won't find George hitting on some Harvard type or anyone with a scintilla of smarts. Not his style.
Submitted by Provolone: "...he aint shit. that bitch on those anti smoking commercials, you know the one missing all her fingers could count the good movies hes been in on one hand..."
Oh my god, Provy! Sick but funnAY!
Mr. Hekki and I were just talking about that commercial and saying how ineffective we think it is. The ones about throat cancer and shit are better because you can see the direct link between the smoking and the disease. But this woman obviously was an irresponsible diabetic and that's why she lost all those body parts. It's not something most smokers can look forward to. Mouth and air passage cancers are much more likely.
Wow, that is so sad.
MK you forgot to comment on the driver's eyebrows !!
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I'd date rape his fine ass for a week. that was wrong of me.
Heh, I dont think hes ever denied getting sloppy drunk, he usually doesn't go places that the paps go is all.
Unfortunate, isnt it? That hairstyle.
Even GEORGE FUCKIN' CLOONEY can have an off night.Somewhere-Mark Grace is knowingly nodding at these pictures of a man taking his chances on busting hitting slump with a coupla' rookies.Jason Giambi can look forward to having his golden thong returned.(two baseball references...look it up)
That being said...PUT TWO CONDOMS ON GEORGIE! These two look ultra fertile and conveniently stupid about birth control.
hahahahaha oh sh*t. he is sooooo f**up in these pics.
Coma Caca!!
Georgie has to get drunk to do it with a woman. Unless she's just there to hold the camera and fluff the guys.
He should stay home and shut those pretty lips.
What has guy even been in? A tv show and some Julia ROberts cum-carnival?
damI! well you might as well just smack me reatarded then.
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That driver does have some gorgeous eyebrows...it may have been the fumes from the sharpie that are making George look so drunky drunk
who the hell is anybody to think that george muthafucking clooney is above 2 o'clock slop. he aint shit. that bitch on those anti smoking commercials, you know the one missing all her fingers could count the good movies hes been in on one hand
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What a couple of ugly women.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Marketing guy in backseat: *thinking* "God, it's so great to hang out with George Clooney. I am finally gonna score."
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:46am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:40am.
WTF @ the driver's eyebrows. Needs a thicker sharpie.
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ahahaha didn't even notice the chola driving.
Hot slut of something in my opinion.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:40am.
WTF @ the driver's eyebrows. Needs a thicker sharpie.
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ahahaha didn't even notice the chola driving.
Tsk tsk tsk.
I'll bet these hookers didn't look quite so proud of themselves once they got him home and couldn't get him any harder than an al dente noodle.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:41am.
hahahaha. I like the quick release string tab on the girl in pink.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:36am.
I recall making bad choices before when drunk--once, I mean.
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I don't recall making bad choices when drunk. I just recall waking up with them the next morning.
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WTF @ the driver's eyebrows. Needs a thicker sharpie.
Looks like he's with the guy to me.
The one in the front seat is a TRANNY! I don't have the same tranny-spotting skills as the others here but even I can see it!
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I recall making bad choices before when drunk--once, I mean.
the one in pink is alright.
MK:...by the look on Georgie's face it didn't get that far. He nibbled on her nipple a bit, barfed on her booby and then passed the fuck out. Oh how I love booze. Sometimes it really saves you when you're about to do some nasty shit with a fug ass bitch.
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thats prolly what happened, except he barfed in her cheap ass shoe.
wow. he must have been really drunk. the women are NOT HOT
Submitted by twiddlebug1 on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:24am.
the one in his car is especially heinous. nice nose hun.
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Looks like my avvi :P
Submitted by twiddlebug1 on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:19am.
wow. he must have really drunk. the women are NOT HOT
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Booze-Goggles. Lowering standards everywhere since the discovery of fermented vegetable drinks.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:24am.
The girl in the pink is sort of hot. Low cut top that is barely covering her eye magnets and all Clooney can stare at in the second thumbnail are her bracelet accessories. GAY.
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Now Mr Prez let's not be hasty with that homo talk *sobbing into my pillow*. I actually thought he had passed out standing up. Like a horse.
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J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
Silly girls!!!
Georgie is pissed, so let him pass out, throw him over your shoulder and drag him off to Little White Chapel! Goddamit ;) He needs a surprise marriage!
it's pics like these that make me not like George. he looks like a creepy old man. stick to your age group grandpa!
The girl in the pink is sort of hot. Low cut top that is barely covering her eye magnets and all Clooney can stare at in the second thumbnail are her bracelet accessories. GAY.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
the one in his car is especially heinous. nice nose hun.
ps: i love that tequila leaves an element of surprise, imagine his face when he woke up this morning.surprise! hahahaha.
I hope George had a vasectomy, because these chicks have that gold-digger look in their eyes!
I'll do him, Gay or not, drunkie or not... maybe I am really sick, I can't think straight
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