Saturday, May 2nd 2009
Trent Reznor Knows How To Pick 'Em
Trent Reznor returned from the jungles of Mars with a souvenir: this alien beauty who belongs to the intergalactic tribe known as The Bai Lings. Her Earth name is Mariqueen Maandig (Actually, that might be her native name too) and you can see why Trent's peen thumps for her. Mariqueen's eyebrows are taking me to places I've never been before. Jump on them and ride past the stars! I bet if you touch them, you can speak to E.T. Shit, E.T. probably drew them himself.
My wish is that Trent and Mariqueen have ten million gorgeous eyebrow babies, because this is what our planet needs more of.
By the way, do you think Trent dick slaps her brows? Because I would. I know. Too far.
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Submitted by bronzebaby on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:54am.
lmao
Angel.....
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O! Haha! I forgot about this! I'm glad you enjoyed it! You know, if Trent DOES marry this *ahem* lady, he'll be back on the front page! That's good, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
I don't feel bad for him at all. He knew what he was doing when he pulled a stunt like this. He screwed around with his fan's heads, and now he's got to deal with the aftermath. Everyone who thought he was above pulling shit over on his fans has been getting a rude awakening. He's always mindfucking them, but this....THIS, went way too far. TR wants to sell tickets and create more interest like anyone else who is a performer.
The guy has always had gfs/fiances, whatever, who cares?? Nobody in their right minds would be mad because he got another one. It's the fact that this shit is obviously fake and he's mocking the fans and what he's always presented himself to be....the little fake love fest between the two of them has been nauseating, and that's being kind.
This whole thing has been a wake up call for annoying ass NIN.com and ETS because no longer can they get away with "Trent's private life is off limits".....he put it ON limits from now on, so deal with it.
LOL. I feel bad for the dude. NIN.com and ETS are doing damage control by cleaning some opinion posts and slide in the engagement announcement to calm down the fans. Then NIN.com flipped the website switch back on this morning.
Reznor is trying to win back and keep the fanbase by giving free tickets and backstage passes. Trent's image just crashed like a big rock on his head. Mr. Self Destruct = Mission accomplished.
It's not that the fans don't like the engagement... well some of them don't. The majority of the sane fans don't appreciate the hypocritical stance Trent has taken. The fans are not allowed to talk about his personal life/engagement, but the "fiancee" is allowed to post every mundane, extremely personal detail about their lives on her Twitter.
someone did a background check on her which revealed she is actually 28 not 23. wonder what else she's not honest about....
lmao
Angel.....
PS. It's just becuz I'm up late and no one else is:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by IceyHot on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 6:03pm.
This is a public relations disaster, worse than when John Lennon brought home Yoko.
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O NOOOOOOOES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR-K7BqACr0&feature=related
Here's how these guys are handling it!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974&NR=1
Charles Manson even got in on it!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbEXr9-5UjI&NR=1
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Hopefully this dumbass will get a pre-nup. He is going through the man "change" where you grow a belly, act like a 13 yr. old, and marry someone 20 yrs. younger.
Why Sluttsville! I do believe you are making that up......
*storms out*
Baby cheesus Clarisse, you were suppose to scare Mariqueen, not the fanclub.
joe, get mad & leave like you always do when someone jokes about Leonard, and I wasn't going to tell you this but I heard bronzebaby tell IceyHot that those mom jeans you're sporting makes your butt look big. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Anonymouse73,
I promised that I would never say this, but...WORD!
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Here it is. My old avie! Back to basics bitches!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Back in 2005, I think, I had a moving Trent Reznor as my dlisted avie, courtesy of gravatar. Good times! Anyone from the old crowd?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Whoa. Don't mess w. Clarisse!
;)
This is the thread that never ends...it just goes on and on my friends...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 7:15pm.
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I can't use Sheeps music player, I don't have any 8 track tapes.
Oh, and joe, you need to stay on topic, this thread is all about Trent and has been going strong for 3 days, don't come in here and messing things up for Trent followers. You don't see us over in the Leonard Cohen threads talking about off-topic schtuff.
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I'm not sure what it is you see in this guy Slitty. He looks like he should be driving a rusty 10 year old Dodge Caravan and mowing his lawn in the suburbs.
*backing out quickly and slamming door*
PS Love ya Slitty!
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
*golf claps* Well done, Clarisse. I expect to see within the hour a Twitter update that she has packed up & heading home....Billy Corgan, she's coming for you next.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 7:09pm.
Now Slitty, it's not the end of the world if you have to go back to a walkman. Sheeps has a lime green plastic record player that folds up like a briefcase. I'm sure he'd lend it to you, if you talk nicely to him (hahahahhaha laughing at the chance of *that*)
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I can't use Sheeps music player, I don't have any 8 track tapes.
Oh, and joe, you need to stay on topic, this thread is all about Trent and has been going strong for 3 days, don't come in here and messing things up for Trent followers. You don't see us over in the Leonard Cohen threads talking about off-topic schtuff.
Slitty!!
Bale out comin!
Attention Mariqueen!!!
Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking stripper pole down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you fucking with my iPod???? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the Apple world. What the fuck is it with you? What don't you fucking understand? You got any fucking idea about, hey, it's fucking distracting having somebody fucking with my iPod!! Give me a fucking answer! What don't you get about it?!?!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 7:03pm.
Clarisse...MARIQUEEN MUST BE STOPPED! We must combine our special needs powers and stop her now. I will not, I repeat, will not go back to using a Walkman.
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Now Slitty, it's not the end of the world if you have to go back to a walkman. Sheeps has a lime green plastic record player that folds up like a briefcase. I'm sure he'd lend it to you, if you talk nicely to him (hahahahhaha laughing at the chance of *that*)
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
Clarisse...MARIQUEEN MUST BE STOPPED! We must combine our special needs powers and stop her now. I will not, I repeat, will not go back to using a Walkman.
Slutty!!
Oh my damn!! Years, years, years, I hold out on the ipod, then I finally drop $$$ on the ITouch and Mariqueen is trying to take all that away from me!?!?!??!
I WANT MY TRENT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow. Wow. Wow. These Trentaloopies are like Brangeloonies!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Clarisse....have you lost your mind, you need to adjust your meds. Gurrrrrl, in today's episode that Mariqueen is up to no good, using Trent, and if she gets her way, she will not only take all of Trent's talent and money, but she will own Apple. If Mariqueen succeeds with her dastardly deeds, how will I play my iPod. Clarisse, you just learned to operate your iPod, do you want to toss all that away.
Tune in tomorrow to see if Mariqueen plot unravels or will she be the next Yoko and save Trent's career? Should Steve Jobs be worried that Mariqueen is coming for him next?
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I just came out of a twenty-year coma. Who's Trent Reznor?
Um...yeah.
Sluttsville> LOL!
Icey....go take your meds Hon...seriously.
Anonymouse--Trent talked about some person named Annie in one of his songs a long time ago.
Slutty!
Didn't you know...Trent is the new black!
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iceyhot> have to say, I'm a little confused as your comments have taken a complete 180 since yesterday. What happened to it being "true true love" etc.? Now it's a "public relations disaster"? Very odd.
bronze> Who is Annie?
simply stunning
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This is a public relations disaster, worse than when John Lennon brought home Yoko. (This has nothing to do with her being philipina). Lets make shirts that say "Save Trent" and a fundraiser for the cutie pie Mariqueen to save her from a lifetime of tweets.
This Mariqueen is tacky, too young, and has an alien head. Two reptiles for sure. Doesn't Reznor know you fuck the strippers but you don't bring them home with you! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:46pm.
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I know, it's becoming addictive I must admit, I had no idea there was so much Trent love goin' on.
dear lord, this is still getting comments?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
LMAO LMAO
That's right Icey.....hold on....hold him a little tighter....Annie..*ahem* Icey......
*dead*
Trent doesn't need our help. He knows exactly what he's doing.
In all honesly, what can we do to help Trent. He's just going to keep on saying he is so happy and he doesn't need any of us and at the end of the day he sitll has a mess on hiss hands. It could be fixed, but Reznor is so stubborn and might tell us along wiht Bronzebaby to STFU. Does he want to hear suggestions (damn good ones), or does he wants us to STFU. Does he need our help?
This Bish just dedicated a Tweet to a fucking pepperoni pizza dipped in salsa.....I am TOOOOOO fucking DONE with this shit. lol
Slap me on the ass and call me John Brown........
Don't give up on Trent, whatever you do, even if he doesn't know that he needs you right now and tells you to STFU, hold on & don't let go.
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OMG.......
These recent Tweets--both parties-- are just....just.....damn. Pull the plug Trent. Cut it out. Stop it.
Well, this new in-love pussy Trent has bored the hell out of me in two twitterin days, so I dropped him...zzzzzzzzzzzz
"trent_reznor-In fact, I bet @mariqueen is listening to it as I write this. It's amazing. (she is, too)"
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Well if this publicity kills his career--which it won't--it's Trent who has to live with the outcome.
You guys are missing the point here, Trent is telling us since he is retiring for us to get on with our lives and to move on with or without him. To start creating babies right now, and either get pregnant or get someone pregnant if you haven't so already. This is the sweetest gift a musician can give to his fans, because he doesn't want to waste anyone's time.
He's getting publicity by a few pathetic people like us but its the kind of publicity that kills careers, almost like Michael Jackson, but without no child abuse just Mariqueen. Bronzebaby, One minute you make Trent sound like he's a genius with magic powers who can do anything the next you make it sound like his decisions are a dud.
You psychos in here need some real help, lmao!
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She wants that kind of attention because she's a lame conceited duck. Conceited people don't even realize when they're being made a fool of because their heads are so far up their asses.
As long as she's allowed to shop, she'll ride the wave of this fuckery until it ends. lol lol
*dead*
Damn, Trent, really? Geez Trent, that's pretty cunty of you. Someone needs to bitch smack him back to senses.
I can't believe I'm tripping on this, as well. I agree that Trent has us all on check. I'd like to hear more about what people think of Mariqueen and her bullshit. I promise not to give her anymore publicity, but she can't sing, she's conceited, etc. I don't even want to begin to understand why she wants that kind of fame. Digame, people. This page is a riot, btw.
I mean....we've gotten confirmation. He's not going to come out and say, "I"M ENGAGED"
Yeah, it's all a smokescreen.....and a freakin stunt. It is low, but hey...people are falling for it. Twitter is the devil. lmao
True, but something this extreme, all for publicity? I know he's done some crazy shit in the past, I've been a fan for years... but if it's for publicity then it's low and disappointing. Like shit you'd expect from Paris Hilton to get attention. IDK, I guess everyone is just going to have to ride this crazy train out and see. If it's the real deal, then I wish them nothing but the best. Until there's a real confirmation from both parties (right now I'm considering it all a smokescreen) then I'm still going to be skeptical.
Publicity Nicole! Trent is a marketing genius....look at the amount of press he's already gotten...his tour starts this week. Not to mention the publicity she's getting out of this. Maybe Trent needed some excitement in his life. I gotta admit it's been a pretty fun ride and I"m not even a main player in it. It's quite obvious the man likes to screw with his fan's heads. He's a mess.