Saturday, May 2nd 2009
Trent Reznor Knows How To Pick 'Em
Trent Reznor returned from the jungles of Mars with a souvenir: this alien beauty who belongs to the intergalactic tribe known as The Bai Lings. Her Earth name is Mariqueen Maandig (Actually, that might be her native name too) and you can see why Trent's peen thumps for her. Mariqueen's eyebrows are taking me to places I've never been before. Jump on them and ride past the stars! I bet if you touch them, you can speak to E.T. Shit, E.T. probably drew them himself.
My wish is that Trent and Mariqueen have ten million gorgeous eyebrow babies, because this is what our planet needs more of.
By the way, do you think Trent dick slaps her brows? Because I would. I know. Too far.
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c'mon Trent, you can pull better ass than that. Oh and nice matching bangs.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
remember when chris isaak used to "date" bai ling? what was that about really?
anyway, trent reznor is looking kind of hot, either that or i'm ovulating....i like the poundage he put on
What fresh hell is this?
He's been nailing her with his nine inch.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
maybe now he'll stop making sappy electronic music.
Damn, Trent, really?
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
He's dating a Hong Kong drag queen? Whatever gets you hot, I guess.
*Pssst* Trent, that's a dude.