Saturday, May 2nd 2009
Oedipus-Approved Quote Of The Day
When someone asks you a question, you don't always have to tell the whole truth. A simple "Mind your own fucking business" or "Rojo Caliente" (that works for everything) would suffice. Shia obviously hasn't mastered that art, because when Playboy asked him about who he thinks the sexiest woman is, he pulled out this little nugget from his back pocket:
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
While I completely agree with Shia that his mother is indeed the sexiest panty-creaming bitch in the Greater Los Angeles area, I think he should've saved this sucioness for his therapist....or his dealer...or his nightmares. Because now I can't look at pictures of them without thinking Shia wants to get on that. Thank you for that, Shia.
VIA Star Magazine
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Why is "Lucky Charms" speaking in "Charles Manson" speak?
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:44pm.
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Nothing. Hence, the offense taken. And rightly so.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:17pm.
MY WIFES GREEK AND DAMN DO THEY MAKE SOME OUT OF FUCKING SIGHT POTATOE SALAD. THEY SLIGHTLY MASH THE POTATOTES AND ADD SOUR CREAMD AND MANOYNAISE AND IT IS OUT OF THIS FUCKING WORLD.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 5:09pm.
your jewish mama really fucked you up didn't she shia?
she's the only reason you're in showbusiness, so thank her for that while you picture fucking her...
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Whoa, that is fucked up to say. Sorry to the whores here that are Jewish that have to see that kind of shit here.
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what did i say that was so offensive? don't jews control hollywood, and many other industries? to the eye of a hollywood casting director, wouldn't this douchebag have a special treatment over someone else? why is that so offensive?
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what does him being Jewish have to do with anything?
Shia is all kinds of wierd
and Mom can drive.:) wwhata good son i think ;)
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Not to be like Cunty, but damn if most Greek guys aren't mama's boys, too. I never saw anything like it in my life.
Yeah it sounds sick but I've known many a mama's boy who would probably love to turn their wife into their mama and vice versa. Doesn't mean they want to eff their own moms, they just want another woman who will clean their shit and stick a titty in their mouth when they're feeling hongray.
I think all he's trying to say here is that he'd be really attracted to Mischa Barton, if only she woud gain a pound or two hundred...
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EEEEEEewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! There is no other way to take that comment. So wrong.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
cunty, if you don't know what is wrong about your comments, I am certainly not going to bother explaining it to you.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 8:08pm.
This explains a lot. From Wiki:
Mom was a lot more ethereal when she was a ballerina.
This explains a lot. From Wiki: (paraphrased)
LaBeouf was born in Los Angeles, California, the only child of Shayna (née Saide), a dancer and ballerina turned visual artist and clothing/jewelry designer, and Jeffrey Craig LaBeouf, a Vietnam War veteran who "drifted" from job to job, working as a mime at a circus and as a rodeo clown. LaBeouf's father used to grow cannabis, and the two smoked marijuana together when LaBeouf was ten.
Damn it, why didn't I get the cool parents? :)
I give the writer credit for being able to jot that down and not fall off the chair.
WOW! Just wow! What kind of comments are those to make Cunty?!
You need to perhaps take a break for a bit if you are going to be making those kinds of comments!
Pure ignorance!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Oy vey.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 7:36pm.
NORMAN BATES ALIVE!!!! See, this is why I didn't have kids.
HAHAHAHAHA!
COME HERE NORMAN!!! LMAO.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 5:52pm.
"Mommy! I gotta go potty!!"
"Shut up, Shia. Mommy has a Renaissance Festival to get to."
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*spits laughing*
You jonesing for a caption this? LOL
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Jacksonville, hello..."
NORMAN BATES ALIVE!!!! See, this is why I didn't have kids. I could have raised a FREAK like this....unless, of course I had a female, and GOD help that bitch if she EVER had any wire hangers in her closet....
But my reproductive foresight aside, WHO SAYS THAT SHIT ABOUT THEY MAMA???? The boy ain't right in the head. That's all they is to it. You don't call yo' mama no 'sexy'...HELL NAW! A hetrosexule call her 'pleasant lookin' a 'mo call her 'pretty'...only some JACKED UP PERV WIF A MAMA FIXATION THAT WOULD STUN AND DISGUST FREUD GONNA CALL THEY MAMA SEXY!!! That's wome whack shit up in there...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 6:18pm.
Have I mentioned how much I love your avatar? ;)
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Tis something special isn't it! ():-)
hey EvilShoe! what's happening in FL?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 5:09pm.
your jewish mama really fucked you up didn't she shia?
she's the only reason you're in showbusiness, so thank her for that while you picture fucking her...
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Whoa, that is fucked up to say. Sorry to the whores here that are Jewish that have to see that kind of shit here.
Hmm, well at least he's good to his mama! That's a good way to judge a man. I doubt he meant it all perverted-like. Even though he does seem like kinda a douche.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Clarisse
feel better! have toilet times and make poo and that will cure you.
on topic, I put a million seeds in today. going to have happy flower times in new house.
meh.
my neighbor was suppose to come help me, but he got tied up god knows where and is not yet home.
and cops is not on tonight! My son is staying with my sis and no cops! choke a bitch!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Religion, ethnicity....it is still a fucked up comment, and as a Jew, I am offended.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 5:09pm.
your jewish mama really fucked you up didn't she shia?
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please leave religion out of this. not cool. thank you.
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isn't being Jewish an ethnicity as well? i doubt that cunt meant it in a religious way.still it makes no sense though.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 5:09pm.
your jewish mama really fucked you up didn't she shia?
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please leave religion out of this. not cool. thank you.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
I think he simply misspoke; I don't think he meant it in the way it came out.
His mother looks like a fun woman. I have to wonder about a mother who would want her kid in showbiz, though.
Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 5:42pm.
Have I mentioned how much I love your avatar? ;)
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
Ewwwwwww now THAT'S some sick shit.
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O/T: something in the milk ain't clean.
"This doesn't call for hyperbole, or hyperventilation, or fancy.rhetorical.flourishes..." Alcee Hastings
"Mommy! I gotta go potty!!"
"Shut up, Shia. Mommy has a Renaissance Festival to get to."
Stock Broker: Why can't you bring your date to the dive bar for pizza? Not any of my business, but I'm just wondering... Sounds like fun!
Prom shit has gone over the TOP. When I see all the money these parents spend on that crap, I dread having three daughters. There are always lowlifes on Judge Judy complaining about limos and custom dresses and garbage like that. Whatever happened to borrowing your parents' car and smuggling a fifth of peach schnapps into the dance?
Seeing as Monsieur is drowning himself in a vat of vodka, thus no open post, they've increased my credit card limit. I thought that we're all in a recession?
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Umm, okay, EWW. Who says that kind of shit?
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
Why don't these cuntflaps ever engage their brains before speaking? Who let's shit like that get printed? What a fucking twat.
Clarisse ~ Sorry you are feeling like poopie! I use to get miagranes in college.........so happy I don't have them anymore. Still suffer with tension/stress headaches.
Stock ~ Dive bars are the best! Love them!
Ok. Normal minded people don't say shit like that. I don't care how much you love your mother. Normal minded people don't say they want to marry and fuck their mom. That was hard for me to write, but I had to put it out there like that. Something is wrong with this picture, plus she's ugly as well.
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Stock!
Ah, have a good night out with the boys. Pizza and beer! Perfect Saturday night!
I'm in for the night! Had a lovely ocular migraine...had to leave work...took a nap so now I feel like pooh. Boo.
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
I think it's more that he said his private thoughts in public. We (humans), in general, have trouble keeping that shit straight.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Isn't this why people have Public Relations specialists AKA Spokeswhores?
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 5:10pm.
Ew, just fucking sick. And I had to study the Oedipus Complex all fucking week for a paper I'm writing. This dude needs to visit his analyst. You're supposed to have repressed that shit by now.
I swear on everything holy I never had any sexual thoughts about my mom. I did want to kill my dad a few times during my troubled youth (and he me).
Ew, just fucking sick. And I had to study the Oedipus Complex all fucking week for a paper I'm writing. This dude needs to visit his analyst. You're supposed to have repressed that shit by now.
Most guys in their 20's would be into ScarJo or Jessica Biel not that. No offense to his mum but he's a chubby chaser then?
your jewish mama really fucked you up didn't she shia?
she's the only reason you're in showbusiness, so thank her for that while you picture fucking her...
Hi Clarisse ~ I'm going out to a dive bar with some friends in about an hour...prom brats will not be there.
This bar has the best pizza I have ever had.
Creepy no talent douche. Go away now!
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Dallas...I rescheduled a date I had tonite because I don't want to deal with the prom crowd.
That's how much I dislike promsters and their crap. I'm in no mood for it, especially tonite.
WOW and the MOMS creaming their fitted jeans getting turned on by this fuckery.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Stock ~ Prom babies...........that is funny!