Saturday, May 2nd 2009
Oedipus-Approved Quote Of The Day
When someone asks you a question, you don't always have to tell the whole truth. A simple "Mind your own fucking business" or "Rojo Caliente" (that works for everything) would suffice. Shia obviously hasn't mastered that art, because when Playboy asked him about who he thinks the sexiest woman is, he pulled out this little nugget from his back pocket:
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
While I completely agree with Shia that his mother is indeed the sexiest panty-creaming bitch in the Greater Los Angeles area, I think he should've saved this sucioness for his therapist....or his dealer...or his nightmares. Because now I can't look at pictures of them without thinking Shia wants to get on that. Thank you for that, Shia.
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Well, at least we know where he got the eyebrows.
"Too Much Information", indeed, MK!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
M.K....you need to post something else to tie us over the weekend beside this used up jock strap.
It's prom nite where I'm at today. I don't want to go out since the city is being taken over by them.
In 9 months there will be an epidemic of dumpster prom night babies.
Oh shit, a tornado hit the Cowboys training facility and 4 staff members have been injured!!!
On Topic: I loathe this sick bastard even more now!
Way to gross it up, dickmunch.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
So he like big chicks...good to know.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by luscious_t on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:31pm.
You know what - this kid turns me on. I can't help it. I kinda wanna be his Demi.
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Get in line behind me whore!
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And me slut!
I love how his hand is over his peen in that pic.
I'm craving for another post. Pweeeeez MK! I'm bored.....
Submitted by Datura on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 4:12pm.
Ugh. He's so pretentious. Every one of his stupid quotes nowadays seems like an attempt to be put into the "eccentric artiste" category. You're no Brando, Shia.
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BAM!
Sooooooo true, homeboy is about as deep as a puddle of piss.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
angel_i> ha. I wonder which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Ugh. He's so pretentious. Every one of his stupid quotes nowadays seems like an attempt to be put into the "eccentric artiste" category. You're no Brando, Shia.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Of course he wants to fuck his mom. He is a glittering, beautiful magical fairy...a nymph...a goddess on Earth. Watch out everyone! Here's our next hot slut of the year! *sizzle*
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 3:52pm.
ethereal angel?!?!!?
Is there any other kind?
Well, there's Criss Angel, and he ain't so heavenly.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 3:53pm.
Zomay--
Absolutely! They've got great delis in Miami!
where jewish people go, so do great delis.
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Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 3:53pm.
Zomay--
Absolutely! They've got great delis in Miami!
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You are so easy to please.
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Zomay--
Absolutely! They've got great delis in Miami!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
ethereal angel?!?!!?
Is there any other kind?
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Mrs K, you want to buy a house with me down in Miami. We can sit around the table and eat cheesecake and dish on men. I have to bring my mom though.
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El Bastardo on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:36pm.
Ethereal angel ? More like Ethanol angel cos i'd need 3 bottles of it to pork her!
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Lie teller! She's your type.
A son like Shia, oy, you should only know from that.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Mrs K!
I agree! I think he's just being a good boy:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 3:37pm.
Ok, what is the deal w. jr. high art teachers? MINE was a nut, too! Not just eccentric or something, but loony tunes!
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I think it starts with the desire to spend any time, whatsoever, with a bunch of tweens.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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What a good son!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
That is nasty. But I would still give him some. Hey, I am old enough to be his mama, and clearly he likes that!
(I am only slightly ashamed of myself)
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 2:56pm.
vote YES on prop 9!! california needs to amend their constitution to ban son to mother marriage, so grab your plackards that read "We dont need no stinkin' motherfuckers" and get out there!!
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You know - I was so busy getting upset about this I almost forgot to enjoy my right to NOT get married! ALMOST....
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Ok, what is the deal w. jr. high art teachers? MINE was a nut, too! Not just eccentric or something, but loony tunes!
As for his comment: Creepy!!
Provolone on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 2:56pm.
vote YES on prop 9!! california needs to amend their constitution to ban son to mother marriage, so grab your plackards that read "We dont need no stinkin' motherfuckers" and get out there!!
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Well at least you did not say prop 69. Vote no on prop 69 and protect marriage.
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Shia LeDouche is seriously F**ked up.
I bet his mom still breast feeds him and picks out his clothes.
Good God.
my high school teachers all smoked pot and fucked the students.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Why am I NOT surprised? In the least.
I knew he was a fucking incestuous perv.
It's all in the eyes.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
He looks like his mother-so is he in love with himself?!? I would gather the answer is yes.
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He can bring his homosexual tendencies right on over to our place.....Blanche will have the mother committed without any problem......
Love Jane Hudson
vote YES on prop 9!! california needs to amend their constitution to ban son to mother marriage, so grab your plackards that read "We dont need no stinkin' motherfuckers" and get out there!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:15pm.
Exactly. So many red flags it looks like an old USSR May Day parade.
Guess that explains all his drinking. He's trying to kill that part of himself that's hot for his mom.
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My first thought upon reading the post and gazing at the "ethereal" mother, was that it explains the drinking.
LOL at the allusions to the May Day Parade!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh my goodness!
An Oedipus complex that has been allowed to advance this stage can only have one outcome: introjected narcissism and homosexual tendencies.
Without a strong father to force the resolution of the complex, the child is doomed to absorbed the reflected affections of the mother. This is why he is the Douche. He is his own sex object. He doesn't want to shag his mother; he wants to shag himself - his mother, as the source of his perversion, only serves as a mirror against which he can engage in self love.
Expect to see this trick getting a hand-job from a young rent boy who he insists on calling Shia.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Another reason to hate him.
"Ethereal" (New Ox-Am Dict.): extremely delicate and light in a way that seems too perfect for this world; heavenly or spiritual (from Greek for "ether").
LOL
Now, now, supposedly the first woman you fall in love with is your mother and maybe he took it over the edge a little bit. I guess he's looking for someone who reminds him of his momma.
Hi Shia, my name is Tired and I can be your cougar, momma no.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:40pm.
No, Chicago suburbs.
Maybe she transferred? Aside from the laffs today, I just read Wiki's entry on Louise Brooks. I kinda knew who she was but that's it. Pretty amazing life! A lot of parallels to some current celebs, huh?
Maybe he doesn't like wimins, so the only one that came to mind was his mom and then he ran with it.
Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 2:15pm.
BWAHAHAHA! While I love my mother dearly, the day I say that I would sex my mother up would be the day my bones would sit simmering in hell.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Is that his mum behind him? How much does he toke?
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:54pm.
Yeah, it would be good if the guy weren't otherwise completely insane. LOLOLOLOL
He did other little weird things, too. Like he took all of the business cards she had out except one. Then he took all the silver dollars he left her for a tip and put those behind the one remaining business card.
He took a tip envelope, ripped it up in tiny pieces, and stuck it inside another tip envelope.
Without getting out the dictionary, I believe it means delicate and/or heavenly?
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Dick happens! - MK
Oh, so Shia comes from one of "those" families.
I doubt Shia knows the definition of the word "Ethereal", 'cause that isn't it.
ethereal angel....
Oh my God. I swear a guy who doesn't speak in texting language or ghetto slang is fucking HOT! He is actually using non-trite beautiful words *passes out*.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:50pm.
Holy... fucking... shit. But that whole "You'd make a good pirate wench" is the best fucking pickup line ever. Damn, if I was a guy I'd try that shit.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Another one with an awkward boner.
So, that's why he's covering his groin there? Ugh...