Saturday, May 2nd 2009
Oedipus-Approved Quote Of The Day
When someone asks you a question, you don't always have to tell the whole truth. A simple "Mind your own fucking business" or "Rojo Caliente" (that works for everything) would suffice. Shia obviously hasn't mastered that art, because when Playboy asked him about who he thinks the sexiest woman is, he pulled out this little nugget from his back pocket:
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
While I completely agree with Shia that his mother is indeed the sexiest panty-creaming bitch in the Greater Los Angeles area, I think he should've saved this sucioness for his therapist....or his dealer...or his nightmares. Because now I can't look at pictures of them without thinking Shia wants to get on that. Thank you for that, Shia.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:37pm.
i actually knew this one guy who insisted his sister was kidnapped by aliens. he was so 'normal' it completely freaked me out.
Submitted by luscious_t on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:31pm.
You know what - this kid turns me on. I can't help it. I kinda wanna be his Demi.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:37pm.
Re: all the crazy people
My hairdresser told me about this guy who came her salon. He was a walk-in. They talked about how he wanted his hair cut and he seemed normal.
Then he said, "I just thought you should know, I'm a pirate."
From there it just got weirder. He asked if she was married and she said yes. He replied, "That's too bad. You'd make an excellent pirate wench. By the way, I ordered a pizza. If you aren't done by the time the pizza gets here, I'm going to have to leave."
He did all sorts of weird things while he was there (pizza never came, btw). When he was finished (left her a tip in silver dollars) he just sat in the parking lot. He was there for so long they called the cops. They knew him and said he used to be a teacher! He had some sort of mental breakdown and when he goes off his meds they get calls like this.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:37pm.
Wow! Absolutely sad and unbelievable. It's such a shock when you know somebody who is seemingly normal but underneath the surface they are ill. Very disturbing.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:37pm.
Wow! Absolutely sad and unbelievable. It's such a shock when you know somebody who is seemingly normal but underneath the surface they are ill. Very disturbing.
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Pshaw! Clearly, he has never met Shauna.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:34pm.
LMAO No, Chicago suburbs.
Fuzzy: There are so many mentally ill people out there, it's scary. My friend is a psychiatrist, and while he can't divulge too many details, he has a few that sound kinda scary. But it's a big deal to have them committed, so...
Guy we know is totally brilliant - really fucking smart - and charming and handsome and funny and personable. He can talk to anyone about anything. Completely fascinating person with lots of interesting hobbies. Wealthy family. But he is (we think) a paranoid schizophrenic. He actually DOES think the government is shocking his testicles with microwaves (He went to the police precint to complain). At first I wanted to set him up with all the single women I know, because he seemed like such a catch. Then I started hearing his stories and theories...
I'm not getting the "ethereal" part. I think of Glinda the Good Witch as ethereal, woodland fairies as ethereal, etc. This bitch clomps around in boots and heavy dark clothing! He must be really depressed or insane or stupid or on mind-altering drugs(or all four) to think of her as ethereal.
Is he drinking water, or is that a bottle of pedialyte? Whichever, I think his hydration levels are the least of his worries.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:27pm.
he'd go around and tell people that some burglar was breaking into his house at night to eat soup out of his pantry.
*crying* Maybe it was a hungry burglar?
holy shit! this is the same kid from Even Stevens,how the fuck did it take this long to realize that.
on topic:
only difference between Oedipus and Shia is Oedipus's mom was fucking hot.
Ethereal angel ? More like Ethanol angel cos i'd need 3 bottles of it to pork her!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:33pm.
I think they are the same all over. She also had huge Marty Feldman-like thyroid eyes.
No shit: that's her! Was this on the east coast?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:26pm.
Yes! Did we go to jr high together? I think mine drank at lunch and wore far too much wool and large, handmade, metal jewelry.
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LMAO!! I think they are the same all over. She also had huge Marty Feldman-like thyroid eyes.
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You know what - this kid turns me on. I can't help it. I kinda wanna be his Demi.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:23pm.
*ROFL* That reminds me: there was this teacher who worked at my office a few years ago and rumor has it that he had mental problems, to the point where he'd go around and tell people that some burglar was breaking into his house at night to eat soup out of his pantry.
So yeah, I get the "red flag" comment now. I thought you were implying Shia was a serial killer or some shit. This comment deserves a huge fucking side eye.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:23pm.
I see "junior high art teacher." But maybe that's because the art teacher at my jr. high took a year off because she had to be institutionalized.
Yes! Did we go to jr high together? I think mine drank at lunch and wore far too much wool and large, handmade, metal jewelry.
Fuzzyslippers: A warning flag... like if all he talks about on your first date is how the government is remotely zapping his balls with microwaves or he's a big fan of Doris Day and Cher or he doesn't see what's wrong with white supremacy groups.
You don't want to be in a relationship with this dude...
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:19pm.
LOL! I see "junior high art teacher." But maybe that's because the art teacher at my jr. high took a year off because she had to be institutionalized.
She's probably not overweight and just wears 67 pounds of extra clothing.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:15pm.
Exactly. So many red flags it looks like an old USSR May Day parade.
Guess that explains all his drinking. He's trying to kill that part of himself that's hot for his mom.
I somehow don't link his mom with "ethereal angel." I think more of "unemployed old Cali hippie."
I've no idea what the problem is.
I mean, his father is also his brother and cousin. ;)
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 1:15pm.
Red flag for what? I don't get it! :(
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Hmmmmm, wow! Don't know really what to say on that one. Guess he pretty much said all that needs to be said.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Well, it was maybe on the extreme part.. but at least a hollywood brat acknowledges his mom. Most act as if they just sprang into being.
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Now the women of planet Earth can't say they weren't warned in advance...
That is one of the biggest red flags I've ever seen/heard/read.
Has there ever been a candid pic of Shia on the streets where he wasn't carrying a big container of fluids?
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The tag "uncomfortable" is fucking right! Wow.
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