Get That Money, HoHan!
What in two dollahs for a blow job Hell is going on in these pictures? I feel like I stumbled onto an escort's ad on Craigslist. I feel like the text "Naturaly...sweet hottie I'll give that 'ultimate experience' you'll never forget.. 100 Percent REAL PiCS.... 100 Percent ME! DONT MiSS OUT!! SIXTY 15 1HUNDRED HH 1FIFTY HR" should accompany these pictures.
These are some pictures of our little HoHan taken in a hotel room just before the FBI busted in and arrested her for solicitation. You can watch it all unfold on a special episode of Dateline NBC next week. No, HoHan posed like she was workin' it for an 8-ball just before she hosted a party at Tribe in Montreal. Hey, a bitch has got to make that money, I guess. Peddle that no-ass.
The paps say that while she was leaving the club, a dude grabbed her titty and then she fell on the floor. From starring in a movie with Jane Fonda to THIS? Get your exquisite lucite heels ready, HoHan. The Rock of Love Bus is about to pull up.
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Submitted by I am just pretend on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:45pm.
Where are her pupils? I thought coke made you have big pupils. What drugs do this?
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heroin. any opiates.
i think the "scratching plaque off my front teeth" pose has to go.
Where are her pupils? I thought coke made you have big pupils. What drugs do this?
You know what is really sad, I remember she hosted SNL once, and in her opening monologue, they did a skit trying to make light (of what was the beginning) of her partying, where Amy Poehler plays Lohan in the future and she is all haggard and comes to tell Lindsey to slow down. Lohan asks the "future Lindsey" if that is what she will look like when she is forty - and Amy goes something like, no I'm from 4 years in the future.
Talk about fucking prophetic! I always think about that when I see her today, the writing was on the wall.
deadeyes with splotchy skin in a forever 21 dress. classy.
Did she blow some guy who payed her by coughin' up his Rolex?
I chose to ignore that pathetic wretch's face. THE SHOES< OH MY THR SHOES!
Back in the day we used to describe high-heels shoes this way:
1. Catch Me, Fuck me shoes
2. Come fuck me shoes
And last of "Cme Fuck me KNOW shoes,and i'll leabe the shoes on.
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Phoebe Price seems to have competition
This outfit looks like something from Michael Knights project runway final fashion show.
I'm sorry, but Firecunt had her chance and she blew it. I don't feel sorry for her at all. Thousands of struggling actors & actresses would kill for the success Blowhan had (had being the key word) and she chose partying, attention-seeking and whoring around over her "craft". Now she's backpeddling, trying to stay relevant any way she can. She's pathetic and I can't wait for the day where she is blowing truckers in a trailer park for $5 alongside her whore mother and talentless (and obviously spineless) sister.
I'm sorry, but this bitch is busted
Her SHOES, however! OMG ME WANT THEMMMMM
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
Does that finger still taste like fish taco?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 5:37pm.
Maybe you're right. But people love come-back stories. Look at Mickey Rourke after "The Wrestler" - just a year ago, he was a joke. A disfigured freak who beat women. Now he's a delightful eccentric. A great actor. A humble man who loves dogs. I don't think, at this point, it'd hurt Lindsay to just disappear for a while.
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She can go to Tijuana and come back as a humble chick that loves donkeys. A lot.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I just went through the Lohan archives here on DListed, and seriously, she's doing that stupid finger thing in, like, eight of the last 10 posts. I can't stand - DESPISE, even - contrived poses. Like Paris's head-to-the-side, mouth-slightly-open move. Grrrrrrrrr.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 5:37pm.
Maybe you're right. But people love come-back stories. Look at Mickey Rourke after "The Wrestler" - just a year ago, he was a joke. A disfigured freak who beat women. Now he's a delightful eccentric. A great actor. A humble man who loves dogs. I don't think, at this point, it'd hurt Lindsay to just disappear for a while.
By a "while" you mean like 20 years? *YaY*
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Hohan is turning into the budget version of Phoebe Price!
Submitted by LouisCreed on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 10:34pm.
I want to know who took the pictures and got them online
Dina?
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Somebody needs to tell her she's no Sharon Tate trying to bite her fingertip like some ingenue:
http://www.sharontate.net/
I want to know who took the pictures and got them online. Obviously it's someone she knows or invited to her room. "Look, I'm hawt! Somebody give me a job, pleeeeze!"
Sad.
Here goes...Hohan is so thin now that her hands and feet look HUGE in comparison to her frame. She should stick something in her mouth besides her finger (a stupid pose that she is enamored with as of late) and every other guys' penis.
Like her hair color, tho'.
Submitted by Chrisantemus on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 8:40pm.
Bitch has ashy knees.
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You know what? How judgmental of you!!! You would have ashy knees too if you just wrapped up filming of "Cum Sluts 2" and the premiere of the long awaited trilogy entitled "Big Jugged Jizz Guzzlers"... Her knees suffered for her art...Have a little respect! Gah!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Bitch has ashy knees.
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
Submitted by blaaaake on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:51pm.
Maybe you're right. But people love come-back stories.
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Let's get real, this skank"s "come back" will be a literal "cum back" where bitch gets donkey punched on film....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Maybe you're right. But people love come-back stories. Look at Mickey Rourke after "The Wrestler" - just a year ago, he was a joke. A disfigured freak who beat women. Now he's a delightful eccentric. A great actor. A humble man who loves dogs. I don't think, at this point, it'd hurt Lindsay to just disappear for a while.
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haha, I love that you brought up Mickey Rourke cause that's exactly what Lindsay will look like if she continues down this road of tanning, cocaine and booze. fast-forward a few decades and I'm sure Lindsay's leathery flesh will have plenty more plastic surgery horrors than Mickey's. I'm sorry but "Labor Pains" is no "the Wrestler." she had her chance to recover after 3 trips to rehab in 2007 but she just wants to dickoff and snort coke off of nasty toilet seats at Teddy's. frecklepuss is DONE, someone take this skank off the grill--tanning bed.
Submitted by The Audrey on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
That theme is much hotter than mine. You'll set the trend, I tell you! Now, the only thing we need is someone with a pitchfork, then I'll be satisfied. ;-)
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I bet if you poke BloHan's upper arm or her thigh, it would be like poking a bag of jello. NO muscle tone at all. Of course, you'd then have to cut off your hand to keep the cooties from sneaking up your wrist to your elbow.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
That theme is much hotter than mine. You'll set the trend, I tell you! Now, the only thing we need is someone with a pitchfork, then I'll be satisfied. ;-)
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Submitted by The Audrey on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:18pm.
That sounds amazing. Perhaps we should form a lynch mob; I have plenty of shovels, hoes (yeah, that's right bitches), rakes, and one lonely chainsaw. Anyone can feel free to join in! Just grab a random household weapon (or household cleaner, if you stray more towards the non-violent side) and let's head to HOllywood! De-skankatize the whole lot of them.
*Poster is only joking. Joke not limited to, or directed only at Hohan*
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I got an ax, a hatchet, and a cleaver. Don't judge. I got a theme going here, okay? Roll with it.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:18pm.
That sounds amazing. Perhaps we should form a lynch mob; I have plenty of shovels, hoes (yeah, that's right bitches), rakes, and one lonely chainsaw. Anyone can feel free to join in! Just grab a random household weapon (or household cleaner, if you stray more towards the non-violent side) and let's head to HOllywood! De-skankatize the whole lot of them.
*Poster is only joking. Joke not limited to, or directed only at Hohan*
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Submitted by The Audrey on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:16pm.
I'm open to suggestions if anyone knows of a better idea.
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What about an AK-47?
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NASTY ASS WHORE! *throws bucket of bleach at Hohan, hoping to disinfect the stank*
Nope, looks like my efforts were all for naught. Next time I'll use an industrial strentgh acid (if there is such a thing). I'm open to suggestions if anyone knows of a better idea.
That is all.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 4:36pm.
david hasselhoff completely "almost died" from alcohol poisoning ..he was a .39...
Holy crap. That should be lethal. He's gotta be a major alcoholic to handle that BAC.
Once that rouge ruffle / beavertail stopped distracting me, I could think only of this: The Ruined Maid
Understanding Thomas Hardy's "The Ruined Maid"
YUM Wooly Beavertail
More beavertail (because beavertail is awesome? Nope, just bored as fuck) here, and here...
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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by blaaaake on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 3:19pm.
One-trick Pony, you make it sounds so easy.
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Maybe you're right. But people love come-back stories. Look at Mickey Rourke after "The Wrestler" - just a year ago, he was a joke. A disfigured freak who beat women. Now he's a delightful eccentric. A great actor. A humble man who loves dogs. I don't think, at this point, it'd hurt Lindsay to just disappear for a while.
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well unlike Rourke, LiLo can't act! her wild lifestyle made her famous.the only good film she had was mean girls and that was because Tina fey wrote the damn thing. i think Lilo should try another field.
Someone needs to tell this dirty skank that the finger-in-the-mouth thing only looks sexy if the person doing it looks sexy. BloHan looks like a walking anal wart with bed head.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
this trick is definitely no treat...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
She looks like a three dollar hooker after a gang bang in a hot sheet motel.
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this has got to sting.
http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/13869
Alcohol is not a poison, it is a nutrient.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hahaha, MK totally called this raggedy ho out! She looks like the methed-out 39 year old Madame of a whorehouse ran out of a double-wide in Reno.
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sorry..off topic but there's no open post...so david hasselhoff completely "almost died" from alcohol poisoning (again--i figure this is kinda lindsay related)...he was a .39...
It's rare you see a pic of White Oprah anymore. Very hard to believe it got through that thick head that she did not actually benefit her daughter's career by hogging what is left of her limelight. And there's not much limelight left.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 3:17pm.
===Look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't like to see Lindsay get knocked up by Benji Madden!
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I'm picturing a baby with tats. Not pretty.
(i thought you meant the OTHER lurve chile)
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Submitted by blaaaake on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 3:19pm.
One-trick Pony, you make it sounds so easy.
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Maybe you're right. But people love come-back stories. Look at Mickey Rourke after "The Wrestler" - just a year ago, he was a joke. A disfigured freak who beat women. Now he's a delightful eccentric. A great actor. A humble man who loves dogs. I don't think, at this point, it'd hurt Lindsay to just disappear for a while.
Hell, you could have said "from a movie with Lacey Chabert to this..." and it would have been a putdown.
does she really think chewing on her niccotine stained finger is sexy? really? OMG> please go down for the count already.
you all ready went down for the cunt.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Ugh. She is gross.
Submitted by blaaaake on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 3:19pm.
....she's already a has-been. her only way out is to stop the drugs and blow some big movie executive to get that next big break...as the slutty school nurse in Mean Girls 2.
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Yucko have you seen some of those movie execs? I wouldn't want to shake their hand let alone be staring down their one-eyed snake. *shudder*
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
Submitted by CeeCee on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 2:37pm.
she needs to stop sticking that finger in her mouth with that flu going around. course, she's probably already had everything there is so maybe her immune system is already built up.
Yeah, almost like that scene from The Simpsons where Mr. Burns has so many illnesses/diseases that he's rendered himself an immunity to every other disease. I hope she's rendered herself infertile though, there's no need for that thing to reproduce.
One-trick Pony, you make it sounds so easy. it doesn't work like that in Hollywood. if Lindsay stopped whoring herself to the cameras, without a career, she'd disappear forever and because of her past, nobody would give two shits how much she cleaned up. she's already a has-been. her only way out is to stop the drugs and blow some big movie executive to get that next big break...as the slutty school nurse in Mean Girls 2.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 3:02pm.
I want to see some Lilo/Benji Madden love chilez.
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FINE!! alright already!
nag nag nag nag nag
===Look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't like to see Lindsay get knocked up by Benji Madden!