Sunday, May 3rd 2009
Joan Collins Wins At Everything
Lily Allen was at Selfridge's 100th birthday party when she came face to face with the glamorous queen of glamour, Joan Collins. Lily Twittered (via The Sun) that when she went to kiss my icon and personal role model on the cheek, Joan responded with, "I don't kiss people I don't know." I think I would've had a seizure from being exposed to such high levels of bitchery and glamour.
Lily should've sniped back at her. Then Joan would've slapped her, stole her man, bought majority shares in her company and then pushed her into a fountain. Really, you haven't lived until you've been destroyed by Alexis Morell Carrington Dexter Rowan Colby.
Here's THE BITCH, with a hot piece and Lily at Selfridges in London the other night.
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haha...I love Collins
Snideychick sez:
JOAN COLLINS!
Enough said.
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i am a young and handsome man from us.
i just wonder if i can meet a mature women here,
because i am at the beginning of my career and i need someone's support..
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maybe you want to check out my photos first!
Blown Collins.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 9:11pm.
angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay!
Did I ask you for your opinion?
Are your momjeans giving you an itchy cameltoe or what?
I can only imagine a poster so bitter and lonely as yourself would assume such things!
It must get drafty up there atop your high horse!
Google me, you dumb fuck!
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PLease! Can I use this for my sigi. PLEASE.
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Of course! But then...I see you already knew that:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Joan is absolute Hollywood royalty. Just like Joan Van Ark and Lorenzo Lamas.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Mk, you are SO on point with this one ,I mean, Joan Collins, BOW DOWN bitches, the alpha & omega, the Poor Mans Liz Taylor, the Siren on Batman '68, THE bitch, Alexis Carrington, she WINS EVERY TIME!
Lil's ... ugh , god KNOWS where that mouths been , cant says I blame ya Joanie....
The French & Saunders Parody of Joan & Jackie Collins "LUCKY BITCHES" is one of the funniest parodies I have ever seen ...
VIVA JOAN~!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYI3U7pkE4
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Ese, Thankyou for the standing O. An honor I will never forget.
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angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay! Did I ask you for your opinion?
Are your momjeans giving you an itchy cameltoe or what? Google me, you dumb fuck!
angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay!
Did I ask you for your opinion?
Are your momjeans giving you an itchy cameltoe or what?
I can only imagine a poster so bitter and lonely as yourself would assume such things!
It must get drafty up there atop your high horse!
Google me, you dumb fuck!
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PLease! Can I use this for my sigi. PLEASE.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 8:43pm.
Either accept that warty dick gag in yo' mouf or take it up the ass later
Could you explain "warty dick gag in yo' mouf"?
"This doesn't call for hyperbole, or hyperventilation, or fancy.rhetorical.flourishes..." Alcee Hastings
I know Joan be like 178 years old and you gotta treat the near dead elderly types gingerly-like and all that, but Joan should be grateful anyone under 100 want to kiss her mummified ass! I hate it when undead prune ass hags get all uppity. Hagdom is you hot bitch's comeuppance. Either accept that warty dick gag in yo' mouf or take it up the ass later in the form of a broken hip in the shower. This corpse of a skank still thinks she's SEXY! Yeah, she need Father time to get all in that ass and Mother Nature to bitch slap her into reality...I'm sorry!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Slutty is now wearing her "I ♥ Sheeps & Hugh Jackman" t-shirt!
ESE -
We lived in Connecticut for four years!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I still have 3 hrs until Family Guy! *pouts*
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 8:12pm.
*ackward silence, hears crickets*
Sooooo ESE, how about them Marlins?
*commercial break*... for the loveof!!!... i'm just stuck in Florida, i'm from Connecticut!!!... Red Sox, dahlin'... Red Sox!!!...
oh, yeah... Sheeps wears lederhosen!!!
... see ya in a bit
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Wait up ESE & I'll go with you.
*ackward silence, hears crickets*
Sooooo ESE, how about them Marlins?
Submitted by Betchtastic on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 8:05pm.
She's still alive? Dang. I thought she took a dirt nap a long time ago.
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A FUCKING DIRT NAP????????? OMFG! ROFLMAO! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
new "Family Guy"... gotta go... love ya folks, see ya later!!!
OT: not... gonna... do it!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Let me just clear up the record...Sheeps isn't gay nor a tranny...but I'm pretty sure he is a lesbian.
Oooops, guess who just walked through the door.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 8:03pm.
uuuumm, yeah... uuuhhh.... hi, Sheeps!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 8:00pm
*taking notes
1. Whispering lesbians-ESE
2. Penis -joe shmoe...well, all Canadian womans.
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I don't have a penis!! Hahahahaha..That's Sheeps the gay tranny. Talking of Sheeps, I heard he has a great new mug shot over on The Smoking Gun, but keep it under your hat. You know how bashful he is.
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No... I meant that just saying these words is like flashing the bat signal to you. Now excuse while I download some pictures over on TSG.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 8:03pm.
that's it!!!... let's settle this once and for all... all Canadian's say "Bacon, 'eh"!!...
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EH!
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
She's still alive? Dang. I thought she took a dirt nap a long time ago.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:53pm.
that wears lederhosen... don't forget the Lederhosen... he'll be pissed he's got a stage act to think about!LOL!
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La Cage aux Sheeps?
I got Ewe, Babe?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
that's it!!!... let's settle this once and for all... all Canadian's say "Bacon, 'eh"!!...
... hey, where's EEG?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
*making notes in dossiers* *pulling out thick folder under "SL"*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:59pm.
I am not Canadian
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You need to ask your mom for a copy of your birth certificate because the way you come running in here as soon as I mentioned penis, I'm pretty sure that you are a Canuck.
Submitted by MzSassy on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:48pm.
ROFLMAO! Damn, I want to see it now. I'll probably want to have a random makeout session with a stranger afterwards, huh? It's that sexayyyyy?
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OMG....there was every size, shape, & age of menz..I just wanted to point & say "I'll have that, and a piece of this covered with a little of that".
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:42pm.
*taking notes
1. Whispering lesbians-ESE
2. Penis -joe shmoe...well, all Canadian womans.
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I don't have a penis!! Hahahahaha..That's Sheeps the gay tranny. Talking of Sheeps, I heard he has a great new mug shot over on The Smoking Gun, but keep it under your hat. You know how bashful he is.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
I am not Canadian, but Yummy Sensei is......sigh..........
I missed something here.....I need to scroll down again.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:51pm.
Did somebody say "penis"?! Where?! Where?!
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Was unsure of angel_i's nationality, but confirmed that she is indeed Canadian.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:54pm.
pissed that you didn't mention the wearing of said lederhosen... he's got a stage act to think about!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:45pm.
Hi Slutty! *bats eyelashes*
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Hello lovah!!! *makes note that PSL is Canadian*
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:53pm.
that wears lederhosen... don't forget the Lederhosen... he'll be pissed
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Pissed that he wears Lederhosen or pissed that you just outted him?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:51pm.
Okay, so now Sheeps isn't a dude - he's a gay tranny? WTF?
that wears lederhosen... don't forget the Lederhosen... he'll be pissed
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:43pm.
Ok, so you don't think he's gay, right, Slitty?
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Well, I think to qualify as gay, he would need to have sex ....in this decade. But I pretty sure he's mentioned that he likes women, so yes, Sheeps is a lesbian.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! Stop it you!! Hahahaha...I'm talking about Huge Jackman.
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Oooops....it doesn't matter if Huge is gay or not, because after he & I do the nasty, he can polish my nails & I will polish his 10" blade....and I ain't just talking about the ones on his hands.
Did somebody say "penis"?! Where?! Where?!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Okay, so now Sheeps isn't a dude - he's a gay tranny? WTF?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:42pm.
*taking notes
1. Whispering lesbians -ESE
2. Penis -joe shmoe...well, all Canadian womans.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 6:47pm.
I just wanted to stop by & tell all the ladies to go watch "Wolverine", I did & had clitty litter times...I don't even know what the movie was about and I don't care. Ellen watched it & afterwards she broke it off with Portia, stating she is now straight.
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ROFLMAO! Damn, I want to see it now. I'll probably want to have a random makeout session with a stranger afterwards, huh? It's that sexayyyyy?
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Hi Slutty! *bats eyelashes*
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:43pm.
Well, I think to qualify as gay, he would need to have sex ....in this decade. But I pretty sure he's mentioned that he likes women, so yes, Sheeps is a lesbian.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... that's all i got... HAHAHAHAHA!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:43pm.
joe shmoe's picture
Ok, so you don't think he's gay, right, Slitty?
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Well, I think to qualify as gay, he would need to have sex ....in this decade. But I pretty sure he's mentioned that he likes women, so yes, Sheeps is a lesbian.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! Stop it you!! Hahahaha...I'm talking about Huge Jackman.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
joe shmoe's picture
Ok, so you don't think he's gay, right, Slitty?
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Well, I think to qualify as gay, he would need to have sex ....with another human, his hand doesn't count. But I pretty sure he's mentioned that he likes women, so yes, Sheeps is a lesbian.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:40pm.
and that kind of talk, my dear, IS my "ESE signal"!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:31pm.
39 weeks, 4 days and still going strong, Sugar!
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Strong like a cup of diluted Sanka. Thanks ESE!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:36pm.
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Well, helloooooooooo Stranger, funny how quickly you show up with the talk turns to whispering lesbians. Here, I got you light & your drink.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:30pm.
Isn't he a *whispering* a lesbian?
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Speaking of a whispering lesbian, Hugh Jackman was hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt in "Wolverine".
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Ok, so you don't think he's gay, right, Slitty?
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:34pm.
can i bum a smoke from the baby?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."