When Crazy Met Crazy
While security was taking a brain vacation, a crazy Brit Brit fan (totally redundant, right?) fluttered onto the stage while she was performing at the Mohegan Sun in Connecticut last night. The Cheeto lover managed to get right in Brit Brit's face before anyone even realized there was any stalker shit going down. If you watch the clip above, you can see Brit Brit is just sort of standing there, kind of paralyzed (or maybe that's what she calls dancing?) while he busts his glitter on her.
Brit probably asked him, "Is yooz tha purdy purdy fairy thet visited me in mah dreams last night? Eff ahs jump on yer shoulders will yooz fly me to tha lands where it's always Christmas, Cheetos grow on trees, Frapp rains frum tha skies an' mah pussy is nevah hangin' out?" Before he could answer her, Brit's back-up dancers and security shuffled him away.
According to TMZ, police say the 20-year-old Britaloonie goes by the name of Kyle King and had obviously been getting crunk last night. PURPLE DRANK, I assume? Anyway, Kyle got real grouchy-like with police, so they arrested him and booked him for effing with the cops. Kyle was released this morning on $250 bail.
You'd think that after the PURPLE DRANK haze wore off, Kyle would've immediately strapped himself into a straitjacket and checked into the nearest loony bin, but he didn't do this. Instead, he went on YouTube to explain the fuckery! Kyle says he's not crazy, he wasn't drunk and he's not Chris Crocker. Okay, okay, whatever you say! I think I'm more concerned about his blonde hair/dark eyebrow combo. How should I feel about this? I mean, some of my favorite gorgeous cholita beauties have platinum hair matched with jet black Sharpie eyebrows. Hmmm... I'm going to take a bong hit and process.
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Submitted by suze on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:29am.
try this link..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLGy2F4cEMk&feature=player_embedded
at 2.15 you see how scared she is to be confronted by this idiot. It looks like she's screaming and motioning him to back off.
She did pretty good to keep going.
I watched it. LMAO! She was yelling and freaking out! Love how the microphone picked none of it up.
Yeah, they're not turning her mic on ever again. If her mic had been on, we could've heard her yelling at this retard.
TROLLS - DON'T FEED EM
"It was much better a couple of years back when people would post under their multiples and alts. You know, when people were genuinely funny and commented on the topics of the posts.
Then a bunch of dull housewives descended and turned it into a washing house for all of their dirty laundry and mundane stories." -ziggy
i concur.
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That was the best part of the whole "show". The Pork Loin was thrown for a loop. Now THAT'S someone on autopilot. Why are people paying to go see this broad?
try this link..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLGy2F4cEMk&feature=player_embedded
at 2.15 you see how scared she is to be confronted by this idiot. It looks like she's screaming and motioning him to back off.
She did pretty good to keep going.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Hmmm, I suppose it would be the height of foolishness to think the guy is a raging 'Mo? Gayer than the Christmas window display for Barney's NY?
The prancing up to Brit onstage was a dead giveaway.
Poor fella just wanted to rock out with his cock out.
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA! Damn. I wish that Britard would have ripped her weave off.
What did I say? Shitters' only fans are delusional gays and pervs.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
At least he timed his stage crash during an appropriate line in the song "I got your crazy".
He show looks bout as interesting as a drive thru the junk yard. You know you are possibly looking at something that was once all the rave but now its just a heap of nuthin.
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oh MAN!!! I was THIS CLOSE to heading up to Mohegan last night with my sis, not knowing Brit Brit was going to be there !! Just to throw away my hard earned money on the slots. But she bailed on me, and I didn't go.
To think I might have been there while this
was going on!! LOL oh the humanity
Submitted by DontDoIt on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 6:38am.
I agree with Ziggy. I get sick of having to dig through everyone's personal, boring, shit to read comments about the actual stories.
Have a little respect for MK. Maybe MK should have some mods on staff to erase all this crap that has nothing to do with the topic at hand.
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YAY! On topic police! It's been a while what with the open post and all...
So anyway - cuz I'm the nice one *snicker* - I will explain that
1. MK puts up an open post when he feels like we need one.
2. He doesn't post too much on the weekend (which is good becuz, for a while, he tried to keep up with our voracity and got sick a lot; he needs to take breaks) and tends to let us fuck around on the threads that are there.
3. The act of scrolling back is very simple - start on page one. The crazy convo stuff doesn't usually happen until the thread is all but dead - meaning it's been here all day and people aren't really talking about it anymore.
4. I'm not talking about everyone. I'm talking about the Nite Crew. I been waiting for these bitches to get back on their game for ages! Enjoy it! They funny!
5. We're hardly ruining the site. It's not like we're cornifying the main posts! Yeesh!
6. Your post is off-topic:)
7. Have a better day:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
@ Ziggy:
I do agree to what you wrote :)
Personal stuff can be posted in the 'open posts' because that's what they're there for. Anyone interested in the lives of commenters can read this then and that's that.
On topic now: I just laughed my head off watching all Brit videos. She looks like a drunk who can't stand still and calls it 'dancing'. Some one give her a reality check.
Submitted by TechnoViking on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 1:24am.
THE HANDFULL OF A**HOLES THAT CONTINOUSLY CHAT WITH EACH OTHER IN THE COMMENT SECTION ARE RUINING THIS SITE.
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If you don't like it LEAVE. Go and make your own site.
In other news, I just got a new kitten.
O/T: I wonder if Britney has a kitten?
"This doesn't call for hyperbole, or hyperventilation, or fancy.rhetorical.flourishes..." Alcee Hastings
p.s. I agree with Ziggy, too
Let's not start pretending this is a "community"
and let's get rid of all the superfluous crap that isn't related to the post at hand(starting with this comment?)!
"they" didn't pull the video - the Crazy pulled it himself because he's a snivelling little coward that can't face the music
I agree with Ziggy. I get sick of having to dig through everyone's personal, boring, shit to read comments about the actual stories.
Have a little respect for MK. Maybe MK should have some mods on staff to erase all this crap that has nothing to do with the topic at hand.
Why do all Britney fans look like Chris Crocker? :D
No bitch, this place is not a community and it never has been.
It's always been a stomping ground for the bored, the lonely and the unfuckable. I count myself in all three of those categories.
It was much better a couple of years back when people would post under their multiples and alts. You know, when people were genuinely funny and commented on the topics of the posts.
Then a bunch of dull housewives descended and turned it into a washing house for all of their dirty laundry and mundane stories. The same people who sucked the joy out of every one of AngelinaQueenofEvil's posts and actually thought that he was being sincere.
Now it's the same old suspects having love ins and creaming over the blog owner.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
i have pink pj's on...whooohoo
"it's a community dipshit. get use to it or fuck off."
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Actually, no, it isn't a "community," you ignorant waste.
If it were a "community" it would be in the style of a "forum."
This isn't a place to talk to each other about what color pajamas you are wearing, or how you just got a new kitten. This is a place to comment on the SUBJECT OF THE POST, not chit-chat with each other about your lives behind computers.
Idiot.
hey.thanks TITS (awsome name..i named my kitten tits)..anywhere...i bet if u upload it on youtube u''ll get into the most popular vids of the day
Submitted by mitill on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 1:53am.
hey any1 have the video of the gay boy with the eyebrows i wanna see how gay he is....plz re upload or sumtin
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no problemo. Where would you like it uploaded to?
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
hey any1 have the video of the gay boy with the eyebrows i wanna see how gay he is....plz re upload or sumtin
Submitted by TechnoViking on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 1:24am.
THE HANDFULL OF A**HOLES THAT CONTINOUSLY CHAT WITH EACH OTHER IN THE COMMENT SECTION ARE RUINING THIS SITE.
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it's a community dipshit. get use to it or fuck off.
nite anyone still up.
THE HANDFULL OF A**HOLES THAT CONTINOUSLY CHAT WITH EACH OTHER IN THE COMMENT SECTION ARE RUINING THIS SITE.
Nite ESE.
Thanks for the song.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by Helena on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:39pm.
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Sleep well, doll. May visions of Bowie *The Hunger* Dance thru ur head. (Note: not the old/creepy/chimo Bowie from that movie..that would be more like Britney from this video--shudder)
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
how could they pull the video? he didn't even get to say 'Leave Britney alooooonnne,y'all'
I can't believe people are paying good money to watch Britney lip synch and sorta kinda attempt to dance. Pathetic.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Sleep Well, ESE..and we lurve ya more than roaches on a dead carcass after Tigerlill's finds out you stoll her shtick...oxoxo
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
BYEEE, ESE!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
night, ESE
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
That video has been pulled and I am trying so hard to find out what the explanation was, but I'm so drunk and stoned that it's difficult to find that for which I am looking. I'll go sleepies now and try to find the video again sometime tomorrow. 'Night, 'night, y'all.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
muthafucka!!... i gotta go, folks...
i love ya more than Tigerlilly(i'm stealin' her bit, and i'm sure to be eaten for doing so)loves eatin' a "parsley" laden "steak" that just couldn't get over the fence in time...
see ya, guys!!!
OT: are ya' fuckin' kidding?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:28pm.
wait, wait... Lindsay?!... no silicone in the russians!!
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No! No! She's a human, not an angel...she can get cocaine laced jizz shots or something....or you know, you can always make a hell that she KNOWS she's supposed to avoid but will inevitably fall into....
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:31pm.
Can you believe they're gonna let me teach Sunday School? They are! Haha!
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We'll only believe this when we believe Britney is being drugged and controlled by her papa and LiLo is back to crack...erm, eh..uhm...eeeee.
LOL..You go, Mama!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Can you believe they're gonna let me teach Sunday School? They are! Haha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:28pm.
wait, wait... Lindsay?!... no silicone in the russians!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:21pm
i was more hoping the angels in heaven would have white russians pouring from the breast... hey, i can dream!
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OMG! I just caught that flick last weekend...Okasana Does Heaven!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
@ESE:
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:21pm
i was more hoping the angels in heaven would have white russians pouring from the breast... hey, i can dream!
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Dude, alls you need is a religion!
We'll call it...ESEanity!
And that's what happens when you die.
Now you just gotta write the other rules and call up Lindsay to join it! I think she'll like it! You could get all them hos to join! And then everyone else will and BAM! White Russian Boobie Milk! All yours!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:20pm.
you misspelled "witless"
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It's part of my name, I'm sure the judge will exuse me cuz those are just letters in the fine print...Now, OT..Want me to tell Tiger that you're visiting at Dee's or Sheeps?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:21pm
i was more hoping the angels in heaven would have white russians pouring from the breast... hey, i can dream!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:18pm.
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I feel much the same way, Mani. I will never be a fan of Brit's until or unless she does a naked version of "Manimal," and dedicates it to you. Sorry for the bad news tho..ur gonna have to marry the crazy at that point. Upside, we'll all chip in and send loads of Patrone. :)
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
OT: Britney, Britney, Britney! Why don't you sit the fuck down?
You know you want to.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:19pm.
ssshhh!!... i'm trying to park elsewhere!!heeheehee... nice to see ya, dahlin'!!!
OT: no, i give up
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
LOL! Here's one for CHARLES MANSON from Stephen Colbert:
ALCOHOL IS NOT A DRUG! ALCOHOL IS A DELICIOUS LIQUID THAT MAKES YOU EXCITING AND COURAGEOUS!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock