Monday, May 4th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Horny Quiznos Oven - This is a kinky ass commercial Quiznos has been running for a while now featuring a power bottom oven begging his lovah Scott to put a foot-long tube of cheesy meat into him. This might make your nipples tingle.
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I wrote about this same ad! http://adnauseous.com/2009-04-16-quiznos-wants-you-to-put-it-in-them/
It's pretty damn awesome. Good call for Hot Slut of the Day!
Idk, there's just something a little unappetizing about eating a sub that has been in an oven that some guy may or may not have stuck his schlong in.
You know?
lol
Ew.
Mmm, hope he lubes it with some barbeque sauce ...
Submitted by texannewlywed on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 1:21pm.
Hubby use to go there everyday for lunch until he saw that commercial, LOL! He says he isn't going until Quinzos changes the commercial.
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Ha! That's funny! While I get the gay thing, I also think about the American Pie reference...like,it's been a big, funny thing to stick your dick in anything that might feel good....and then at the end, it's almost like he got punk'd into looking silly saying "ONLY$4" so sexy like...LOL!
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I love Quizno's and these ads are hilariously perverted. Much like MK himself.
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Hubby use to go there everyday for lunch until he saw that commercial, LOL! He says he isn't going until Quinzos changes the commercial. I remember that furry rat commercials with bad singing years back and it made me lose my appetite. Whoever keeps coming up with these dumb ass commercial @ Quiznos advertising needs to be fired.
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Never ate there and now never will.
Well maybe but only if Tommy Girl took it directly from the oven to my mouth.
Total hot, gooey OTM action
my husband and i laugh our asses off everytime we see one of these commercials!! BTW the periscope thingy was part of a contest they were doing on their website..you had to spot it and write in to them to try to win something...yes, i am a TOASTY TORPEDO ADDICT..they are YUMMMMMY!
Seriously, that sounds like some f@#$ked up gay porn shit. Funny.
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How bout the subway yum rockets? subway is gross but IMO they started the whole dirty sandwich talk.
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:29am.
Sandwich commercials are so sexy these days!
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That's becuz SANDWICHES are sexy! MMMM...bread with meat.......mmmmmveggies...sauce....it's everything all in one....so sexy. I might even take a really good sandwich over sex on any given day:)
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AAAAAAHHH, YES!!! This commercial is fucking hilarious! I honestly don't know how they managed to get away with airing it. "Put it in me, Scott"!
we laughed so hard at this when it came out! When I say "we" I mean my bottle of Sauza, my cat and I. Sad aint it??
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Never been a fan of the quizno's, but they do manage to have the weirdest effing commercials. And I will proudly admit I liked the sponge monkey ones from a few years ago. "We are not the Huns!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O4eECNpRm8
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It's definitely a periscope that pops up at the back of the oven at about :06, when the camera does a close up of the oven.
I think it's just a little "submarine" periscope humor.
Sadly, no peen.
I haven't seen the pervie version of this in a couple of weeks. Every time it comes on now, it's been hacked up and reworked until none of the pervie parts are left.
BTW, this guy was on an eppy of House as the enviornmental protester who ended up as one of House's tormented patients, who after being poked, prodded, tested, nearly dying a few times, cheating on his wife, and getting divorced, finally survived in the end because the cause of his illness was some stupid benign thing that no one on House's team thought to look for in the begining.
Or something like that.
Holita, I agree with you on seeing something appear inside the oven at the back. To me it looks a periscope, and it's not totally black, whatever it is.
Quiznos subs have stunning amounts of calories and fat:
http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/2007/11/19/quiznos_calories_no_wonder_...
I love it! "Put it in me Scott."
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Sandwich commercials are so sexy these days! There's this one, there's the Hardee's commercial with Padma Lakshmi, and there's the Jimmy Johns commercial with the girl getting out of shower/flashing the JJ delivery guy. Who knew sandwiches were so hot these days?
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I read elsewhere that there is a subliminal shot of a Peen in here. It's right at :05 seconds in. It is a black looking peen that pops up in the oven just as the oven says "We" (...both enjoyed that). You have to watch closely to see it.
Anyone else think that's a subliminal peen shot?
Ok, I don't get it. Americans can see this crazy shit on tv but you can't use the word fuck (or motherfucking, lol) or see movies uncensored. Does this make any sense to anybody or have I just been away too long?
Quizno's always has weird/funny ads.
They are way overpriced, though. If I want to spend $8 on lunch, it's not going to be from a fast-food place.
Hilarious! It took me the second time to get that he put his peen in there and burned it.
I keep flashing to HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey….
“Open the oven door, HAL.”
“I'm sorry Scott, I'm afraid I can't do that.”
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
you know they're trying to compete with the 5 dollar foot long & it's really not working.
btw the jack-n-a-box commercial w/the cowboys herding cattle the size of schnauzers is cracking me up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDedzFOObq8
I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL!!
Ugh. So creepy.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:09am.
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I'm usually ruled by my inner 12 year old boy, but I just can't hang with this one.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
hahaha my BF and I always make fun of this comercial
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Well, it's not as weird as their "We like the moon" commercial from a few years back.
$4?
Scott is so easy.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:06am.
This commercial makes me not hongray, not hornay and makes me question the sanity of advertising execs everywhere.
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It is so weird! I think it's funny, achally - but it might be the 8 and 16 year old boys giggling at the back of my brain. I can't get them out. Kids!
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Trying to catch up with the downright porn commercials of some other countries.
WTF! Why have I not seen this hot version before!
This commercial makes me not hongray, not hornay and makes me question the sanity of advertising execs everywhere.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
You know it's a better world when the powers that be are tryna get at a gay man's dollar too! :D
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I always get creeped out by this commercial.
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One thing it's NOT doing is stimulating my appetite.
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horny ass oven.
Yeah, I'm kind of surprised that this commercial is still on.
I miss the quizno talking baby.
this commercial is just wrong on so many counts.
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